Quotes: Animate Inanimate Object

"It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord."

"DOES THIS LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK?!"
Audrey II, Little Shop of Horrors

Woman (offscreen): Do you like my new shoes
Man: You are a chair, honey.
Chair Woman (now in shot): I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!

Cogsworth (a talking clock): Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted?
Belle: I think I figured it out on my own.