Quotes: Angst? What Angst?

Chris: Lana wears A RADIOACTIVE NECKLACE MADE FROM THE METEOR THAT KILLED HER PARENTS. That’s the craziest damn thing that has ever happened on this show.. So you’re saying she took it to a jeweler herself and was like “you know, this might be a horrible deadly meteor that made me an orphan, but it also REALLY goes well with my skin tone. Could you slap that sucker on a gold chain?” Seriously, melting down the thing that killed your family and wearing it as bling is the sort of thing mercenaries and gangsta rappers do.
David: You just made Lana Lang sound 40,000 times more awesome than she ever has before.
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Pilot")

"We have no time for sorrows, Commander."
Princess Leia, who never will, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

Meg: I shouldn't mourn your death forever, Robert.
Spoony: Forever? It's the next day! Your boyfriend died and you didn't even ask for the day off?

"Your brother just died in action, kid. It's okay to react!"
The Cartoon Hero, in his review of Pilot Candidate.

Jacques: Whoa! The fuck was that?
JonTron: Oh hey, Jac, I thought you died.
JonTron, after Jac exploded earlier in his Star Fox Adventures review.

Lazlo: Scoutmaster Lumpus? How can we turn this slight bummer into a positive?