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"Slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong!"
"Hubedeberdeber... We've got to... Today's episode is brought to you by- Dabadabadabadaba... By stupid sounds that I make when the game is pissing me off!"
"I like to see an angry Englishman. They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they have of the language."
— Hercule Poirot, Murder on the Orient Express
"I knew when my father could no longer form a word, I was about to visit a 'gray area'"
— Christopher Titus, Neverlution
Girl: Did your generation really use this to troll people? SO lame. Your generation sucked at pranks.
Dad: Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning so her speech centers shut down when she was upset.
Girl: What? No, you couldn't have bleegle warble yargle arggh!
Dad: Teehee!*
—xkcd #537: Parental Trolling 
FUCK
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE
WHY
WHY IS THIS A THING
I CANT EVEN COGNATE
COGNITION IS NOT OCCURRING
HRGUHGGFDJKGHLKDFJSGHFUISYGOIDSFHGLKJDFSGKJDFSKGJDFSIERUSGHDFUSGDFLK
—Karkat at Singularity RP takes his rage out on an innocent keyboard.
"OH RIGHT, OF COURSE! I BOUNCED ON A SPRING! SILLY ME! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! '"''
"You — oh, you — oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!"
— Moe Syzlak, The Simpsons
"WOULD YOU JUST JUMP! FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN... JUMP! BILL COSBY... IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... SPACKLE!"
— ProtonJon while playing the infamous Kaizo Mario World.
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