Quotes: An Axe to Grind

I am Druss, and this is death!

It's almost impossible to look past such a salacious tagline as Its not human and its got an axe, therefore, I didn't. While I was slightly disappointed that it was human, he still carried that axe with enough murderous glee to make up for that shortcoming.
Retroslashers review of The Prey

Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my axe!

MIGHTY KHORNE! GUIDE MY AXE!!
— Thorgar the Blooded One, from Warhammer: Mark of Chaos

I will chop your heads off!
Axe Cop

Gran Caida... A guillotine that's too good for you. Rot away... and die!
Barragan Luisenbarn, Bleach

Get me something big and sharp.