Joel: Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas...
Crow: Hey! What, like a good action sequence don't belong at Christmas?!
Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of a action sequence in a Christmas carol...
"Because it wouldn't be Christmas without guns and homicidal tendencies!"
— Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall
After all, where else do you see a Planet of the Apes ape crush Nazi John Turturro’s head in between his thighs? Where do you see jet pack wearing rats driving motorcycles with Gatling guns on the front? Where do you see a shark killed with fluorescent lighting as a means of highlighting the Nazis' plan to kill toy-kind? The festive holiday world of Nutcracker in 3D that’s where!