Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn!
Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
I learned something today...
The promise of mystery, adventure, hidden clues, ancient set pieces, red herrings, diabolical double crosses and a thrilling climax that ultimately bashes us all over the head with a lesson about the importance of non-material possessions.
Wow! Another valuable lesson learned from my adventures!
"And so what we have learned applies to our life today, and God has a lot to say, in his book! You see, we know that God's word is for everyone, and now that our song is done, we'll take a look!"