Rumi and Jin: We're getting a divorce ~! <3
Rumi: (...) It's not that we're not fond of each other... Even now, we really do!
Jin: Oh yes.
Rumi: But it's not a passionate love anymore... more like familiar one, isn't it?
Jin: Even before we got married, we were better as best friends than as a couple.
Rumi: Also, if only one of us had fallen, it'd be like a case of infidelity and extra-marital relationships and it wouldn't be good...
Jin: Oh yeah. But in this case, there's no problem...
Miki: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Charlene: Vanessa, remember it's your weekend at your dad's place.
Vanessa: Great. A whole 48 hours of evil.
Charlene: Honey, we've been over this. Your father is not evil. No one is. We just didn't get along. We wanted different things.
Vanessa: Was one of those things, being evil? 'Cause he's evil.
Bobby: You have a great wife there, Peter, and if you ever decide to leave her I want to be the first to know.
Peter: You're the first to know.
Bobby: ... What?
Susan: (completely cheerful) We're getting a divorce!
Zatanna: How is it again you're still friends with all of your exes?
Nightwing: That's my superpower.
I'm giving you up
I've forgiven it all
You set me free-ee
Send my love to your new lover
Treat her better
We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
We both know we ain't kids no more
— Adele, "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"
[Dick and I] dated for years, all through college. Were were good together. [...] I guess we grew apart... grew up. We stayed friends, but I hadn't seen him in years.