Quotes / Amicable Exes

Rumi and Jin: "We're getting a divorce ~! <3"
Rumi: "(...) It's not that we're not fond of each other... Even now, we really do!"
Jin: "Oh yes."
Rumi: "But it's not a passionate love anymore... more like familiar one, isn't it?"
Jin: "Even before we got married, we were better as best friends than as a couple."
Rumi: Also, if only one of us had fallen, it'd be like a case of infidelity and extra-marital relationships and it wouldn't be good..."
Jin: "Oh yeah. But in this case, there's no problem..."
Miki: "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"

Charlene: Vanessa, remember it's your weekend at your dad's place.
Vanessa: Great. A whole 48 hours of evil.
Charlene: Honey, we've been over this. Your father is not evil. No one is. We just didn't get along. We wanted different things.
Dr Doofenschmirtz's ex-wife and daughter, in Phineas and Ferb

Bobby: You have a great wife there, Peter, and if you ever decide to leave her I want to be the first to know.
Susan: Well...
Peter: You're the first to know.
Bobby: ... What?
Susan: (completely cheerful) We're getting a divorce!
Bobby: (silence)

Zatanna: How is it again you're still friends with all of your exes?
Nightwing: That's my superpower.

I'm giving you up
I've forgiven it all
You set me free-ee
Send my love to your new lover
Treat her better
We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
We both know we ain't kids no more
Adele, "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

Alternative Title(s): Amicably Divorced

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