Quotes: Ambiguously Jewish

"Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." (beat) I said "Ma, I'm NOT Jewish."
Joy Behar from HBO One Night Stand

"You know New York's Jewish when everyone is getting light in the blackout from their menorahs."
-Alex Wolff, via Twitter just after Superstorm Sandy.

"I'M NOT A JEW! I AM NOT A JEW!"
-Ghost, when he is called Jewish by a Troll.