Quotes: Ambiguously Brown
What race is he supposed to be? Rob Walker:
Iíve said this to you before and I know it makes you uncomfortable, but youíre thoughtful and youíre brilliant. And your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.
"Are you an immigrant, Bob?"
"Oh. I just assumed you were since you're, you know, swarthy."
"What's swarthy mean?"
"It means dark and hairy."
"That's you! And me in the future!"
Joyce: I...I've been trying to determine if it's rude to ask what, um, flavor of human you two are.
: Well, my sister
is black, but I'm
"One's a baby, and the other's -- black. I think. At least, part black. Or Hispanic. I think, you know, there's possibly some Filipino in there. Yeah, possibly some Filipino. I mean, if he's—if he's black, it's definitely diluted. I mean, one of his parents must be white. What the hell is Jessica Alba for that matter? If I was 40 years younger, I would plow that until next July."
: You're black...ish. Lana
: Ish?! Archer
: Well what's the word for it, Lana?! You freaked out when I said "quadroon!"