Quotes: Alpha Bitch


I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
Tata Young, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me"

"This is my party! Everypony is supposed to be paying attention to me!"

Beatrice: You can't just steal things from me!
Mandy: Unfortunately for you, my pig-ugly friend, that is exactly what I can do. In fact, I can do anything I like in this place, anything at all.

"...And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Ah, now don't be fooled. 'Cause she may seem like your typical, selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced, ho-bag; but in reality, she is so much more than that."
Janis, Mean Girls

"To call Mackenzie a "mean girl" is an understatement. She's VICIOUS! She's a PIT BULL in JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS!"
Nikki, Dork Diaries

Emily: You really are a bitch, you know that?
Heather: I even I have a t-shirt that says as much. But at least I'm my own bitch instead of just being Ash's sidekick.

Rumisiel: You realize you're a bitch, right?
Cassiel: It was my nickname in the class yearbook. Ah... memories...

Melissa: D'you see the look on their faces?
Cerise: We didn't even have time to cast an illusion spell to spook 'em!
Jacqui: Classic!

Veronica: Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

"You see, Jess, because you are so beautiful and perfect, certain people might misconstrue some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them. Although the things you say are funny, people tend to focus more on their own public humiliation and shame."
April, The Hot Chick

Real Life

"Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen."

Gabriel: Men bullying is like learning to make a fire. Girl bullying is like cold fusion.
Yahtzee: Yeah, the men bullies just go, 'Whaddyoo lookin' at?'
Gabriel: 'Faggot!', then punch you.
Yahtzee: Female bullies get fucking psychological, man.
Gabriel: Driving people to suicide actively and deliberately, and in very organized manners.

"It's not that I don't hate airhead blond bimbos. It's just that even airhead blond bimbos are not HALF as stupid as this character. Her character was SO surface, SO impossible, and SO badly written I couldn't even take her at face value.

'LATERS!' She says it five times. FIVE TIMES! I counted.

Hypocrat. Do I need to say more than that? Hypocrat. My god. I could weep. I could just weep.

And just like the last five times this walking stereotype has appeared, she has two girls behind her. The 'you go girl' posse."
Neal Bailey on Smallville ("Spirit")