"Norman Bates, is that all you got?
Might have guessed from the name of the thing." Don't complain
that you never heard the ending of The Crying Game.
Well, it's a penis, and at this point a shaggy dog
(which is: nothing to see here; move along).
"In other news, the chick in the Crying Game is really a man."
"I mean, man, is that a good movie."