Pops: "You ever hear of a drummer called Animal?"
Buddy Rich: "Are you kidding? All drummers are animals."
"Mr. Trey Sabatelli could make a milk crate sound good."
—An anonymous member of The Gone Jackals, commenting on the band's drummer
"There's no such thing as a sexy drummer..."
"Oi! What's that musician doing? ...Wait, he's not a musician. He's a drummer."
—The Pirate King in the Australian production of The Pirates of Penzance