"This sort of thing just doesn't happen! Not in Cardiff!"
—PC Andy, Torchwood
Rhys: What, exactly, do I need protecting from?
Gwen: I catch aliens!
I saw the fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to die in a dungeon. (makes a face) In Cardiff.
— The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Unquiet Dead"
— Doctor Who, "Utopia"
The Martians landed at around 4am in Bracknell, went "Er..." and left again.
— Hugh Dennis does "Unlikely lines from a disaster movie", Mock the Week