Quotes: Aliens in Cardiff

"This sort of thing just doesn't happen! Not in Cardiff!"
Policeman, Torchwood

Rhys: What, exactly, do I need protecting from?
Gwen: I catch aliens!
Rhys: Piss off! [...] Aliens. In Cardiff?!
Torchwood, "Meat"

I saw the fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to die in a dungeon. (makes a face) In Cardiff.
The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Unquiet Dead"

Doctor: Cardiff!
Martha: Cardiff?
Doctor Who, "Utopia"

The Martians landed at around 4am in Bracknell, went "Er..." and left again.
Hugh Dennis does "Unlikely lines from a disaster movie", Mock the Week

Shortly thereafter the instructions came through - "Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges." I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was. (beat) It's in Belgium.
Ray, In Bruges