Quotes / Aerith and Bob

"Schuenzeit, Rzefillda and... Alex?"

— Paul Saunders, Unskippable on Magna Carta 2

"Meet characters with names so complicated, only a linguist could remember them, like: Gandalf, Frodo, Bilbo, Sauron, Saruman, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Boromir, Faramir, Éowyn, Arwen, Gimli, son of Glóin, ISILDUR, Morgoth, Elendil, Galas Galathan, Théodred, Grí­ma Wormtongue, Legolas, son of Thranduil... Sam."

— Honest Trailers on The Lord of the Rings

King: Queen Jipjorrulac, you seem troubled.
Queen: Yes, King Grippullon. Our son hasn't tortured the prisoners yet today.
King: Hmm, that's not like Mark.

— The Fairly Oddparents, "Spaced Out"

Pablo Picasso: My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Crispiniano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Back to you, Bob.

— Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Crispiniano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso versus Bob Ross, Epic Rap Battles of History

The Doctor: What's the twin planet of Raxicoricofallapatorious?
Absorbaloff: Clom.
The Doctor: "Clom".
Absorbaloff: Clom, yes.

— Doctor Who, "Love & Monsters"

"The High Court of the Empire of the Seven Systems is now in session, the honorable judges Zilfaxx, Cromulant Noproxis and Bob presiding."

— Bailiff, Quentyn Quinn, Space Ranger

"I love the way this is working out! Now we have Garcelia, Jolinda, Elvira, and Mike."

— Bob Barker, The Price Is Right

Jeff: I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason, and... I'm sorry, I always forget your name.
Shmebulock: Shmebulock.
Jeff: Shmebulock! Yes.

— Gravity Falls

38. Do you see nothing wrong with having two characters from the same small isolated village being named "Tim Umber" and "Belthusalanthalus al'Grinsok"?

—The Fantasy Novelist's Exam

"They named their son Kurch and the girl Susan?"

— A Dog's Way Home

"[Catholic mass is] a few stories, normally about a guy with a crazy name whose wife has a normal name. "In that town lived Zepheriuses and his wife, Rachel." How come she gets to be Rachel? "On their way to Galilee, Jesus met Enos and Barak and their wives, Kylie and Lauren.""

— John Mulaney, Kid Gorgeous

Here among all these strange names was a Henry.

—The Underland Chronicles

Final Fantasy XIV is cool because you’ll group up with 3 other people and their character names will invariably be stuff like:
- Lilith Flameweaver
- Ryoko Inuyasha
- Pinball Greg

—Al Perringen

Wow, dude, your name is Doug? All these cool names, and then... Doug.

— Ray Narvaez Jr on Rune Factory 4

"This is an interesting culture, where there's people named both Jackie and Laggius, that you have here."

— Karl Jacobs to Emperor Porkius VII, Tales From the SMP, "The Pit"

Narrator: This DVD includes your two very own personal trainers!
Trainer 1: Herro, everyone! My name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teryaki Suzuki Honda Civic!
Trainer 2: Herro! My name is… Bob.

— Nigahiga, "How to be Ninja"

"Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were— Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter."

— Peter Rabbit

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