Girl: Now that was a good episode.
Wait, it's over? When's it on again?
I'm not waiting a whole fucking week to find out whether Inuyasha and Kagome get together!
Shin: Hey, mister. Do you know where I can hide and no one would find me?
Thanks for being such a jerk!
Why don't you ask that TV if he'd mind showing me some Futurama
? I like me some Futurama.
Well, now we're
too damn cheap to receive it, so go the hell over to Carl Central
and watch it to your heart's content.
Meatwad: Carl gets Futurama?
He didn't even want it until we started watching it.
Why not? Once again, our reasons are threefold.
"Yes, they're actually doing an amnesia story. Can I ask you something? Why are you watching this on FOX?
Family Guy is a lot funnier on Adult Swim, because we don't cut out the funniest jokes. You probably think you're watching this on Adult Swim right now, don't you? Well, you're not. Itís still FOX."
"I'd like to clear up a little misconception that a few fans seem to believe in as gospel: Adult Swim is not a separate entity from Cartoon Network; AS is part of Toon. AS is a 4 hour program block that airs nightly on Cartoon Network which due to the fact that it's considered to be a separate entity for ratings and commercial purposes, has successfully fooled everyone into thinking that it's a separate channel, when it is in fact, merely a program block. Toon and AS are not "sister" networks, the way that TBS and TNT are. It's much more like Nickelodeon and Nick At Nite. Cartoon Network owns Adult Swim, lock stock and barrel."