"Insolent bug! It is you who are a figment of my imagination! You may be nothing more than an undigested bit of concrete, or a piece of bad steel, disturbing my dreams..."
— Unnamed mulc spider, Brightness Reef
Bob: If you tell me what you want to dream about I'll know what to make you.
Betty: How's that?
Bob: Different foods make for different dreams. I've got a whole theory about it. It's called "The Wallace Way of Wishful Wooing." You'll find it in the American Medical Journal under 'W'. Ham and Swiss cheese, for instance, you get a cool, thin, blonde girl. Turkey sandwich, you get a dark sort of stumpy girl, sexy though. Now, a liverwurst sandwich— (he shakes his head) you get both girls at once. Bad night.
Betty: What do you dream on tuna?
Bob: Darndest thing, I dream about me.
Betty: Then I'll have a tuna sandwich.
Betty: How's that?
Bob: Different foods make for different dreams. I've got a whole theory about it. It's called "The Wallace Way of Wishful Wooing." You'll find it in the American Medical Journal under 'W'. Ham and Swiss cheese, for instance, you get a cool, thin, blonde girl. Turkey sandwich, you get a dark sort of stumpy girl, sexy though. Now, a liverwurst sandwich— (he shakes his head) you get both girls at once. Bad night.
Betty: What do you dream on tuna?
Bob: Darndest thing, I dream about me.
Betty: Then I'll have a tuna sandwich.
"That's it. No more pizza after midnight."
— Garfield after waking from a nightmare
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.Jason: I can't believe I have to watch A Christmas Carol on TV for school tonight of all lousy nights!
Peter: What's wrong with tonight?
Jason: Mom's making her garlic, green pepper and tofu chili for dinner.
Peter: Ah, the meal of a thousand nightmares.
Jason: I shudder to think what kind of weird dreams I'll be having.
Peter: What's wrong with tonight?
Jason: Mom's making her garlic, green pepper and tofu chili for dinner.
Peter: Ah, the meal of a thousand nightmares.
Jason: I shudder to think what kind of weird dreams I'll be having.
— FoxTrot
"Fuck me, I gotta stop eating kimchi before bed."
— Mackenzie Zales, The Most Popular Girls in School (Episode 45)
"It must've been that pizza I ate before bed."
— Judy Pancoast, "Swimming in Jello"
"Adee the Chia has been eating too much ice cream. Ice cream for breakfast, ice cream for lunch and ice cream for dinner. In fact, she has eaten so much that she's starting to get some pretty strange dreams! In her latest one she is trapped within a giant Ice Cream Machine and must dodge the killer scoops that are trying to hit her... this time the ice cream is out for revenge!"
— Ice Cream Machine game description, Neopets
"Come on, SpongeBob, wake up! Ohh, I must've had too much ice cream last night!"
