"As, as, as... flattering as it is... to hear a... a beautiful drunk s-slurrin' her feelings for me... now's not the time."
—Ciaran O'Shea, Grabbers
"I haven't had sex in four months! I should get a medal for that!"
"You think it's cool? I've got news for you. Even dogs bang. Cats bang. Every animal on this planet bangs. They all have sex. That's nothing. That's meaningless. It takes a man, it takes a human... a human like me, with balls bigger than all of you Neanderthals in the locker room, to love. So I'll be damned if the first time with me and Lacey will be about screwing! I will be damned!"
Scott Summers: You're drunk. We shouldn't be doing this.
Jean Grey: Run wild with me. You would never be able to do it with Sue. Let go and lose control.
Scott: We're not doing this.
Jean: Why?
Scott: We are not doing this. One, you're drunk and not thinking clearly. You're the closest thing to a best friend I have and I refuse to ruin our friendship for a five-second hormone rush. I care for you too much to take advantage of you like that; it's a line I won't cross. Two, I am not prepared or equipped for this and I can almost guarantee that you're not either. I refuse to do something in the heat of the moment that could affect the rest of your life. Three, if the guys ever found out, they would trounce me and I'd let them. We all agreed you're off limits. Four, what the guys left breathing the Professor would gladly finish off. So, we are not doing this.
Jean Grey: Run wild with me. You would never be able to do it with Sue. Let go and lose control.
Scott: We're not doing this.
Jean: Why?
Scott: We are not doing this. One, you're drunk and not thinking clearly. You're the closest thing to a best friend I have and I refuse to ruin our friendship for a five-second hormone rush. I care for you too much to take advantage of you like that; it's a line I won't cross. Two, I am not prepared or equipped for this and I can almost guarantee that you're not either. I refuse to do something in the heat of the moment that could affect the rest of your life. Three, if the guys ever found out, they would trounce me and I'd let them. We all agreed you're off limits. Four, what the guys left breathing the Professor would gladly finish off. So, we are not doing this.
Zach: She's totally into it!
Noel: Doesn't count when you're wrecked. Hammered equals date rape.
Noel: Doesn't count when you're wrecked. Hammered equals date rape.
Cersei: You do not want me.
Brienne: I do not want you drunk, Your Grace.
Cersei: You dictate to me?
Brienne: No. You have sorrows enough to forget.
[Beat]
Brienne: I do not want you drunk. I did not say I do not want you.
Brienne: I do not want you drunk, Your Grace.
Cersei: You dictate to me?
Brienne: No. You have sorrows enough to forget.
[Beat]
Brienne: I do not want you drunk. I did not say I do not want you.
— fanfic Hollow All Delight
Carter: Busy night?
Tree: Okay, Mr. "I'm-gonna-take-this-drunk-girl-home-and-take-advantage-of-her". Don't judge.
Carter: For the record, I didn't take advantage of you last night, okay? I slept on Ryan's bed.
Tree: So... we didn't have s—?
Carter: No! You were wasted last night. You know, I was afraid you were gonna fall or choke on your own vomit, like Janice Joplin.
Zuul: I want you inside me.
Peter Venkman: Go ahead! No, I can't. It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already.
Peter Venkman: Go ahead! No, I can't. It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already.
