"There are names for men who take advantage of women when they are vulnerable, but I shall never rightfully be called any of them."
— Kvothe, The Name of the Wind
"I haven't had sex in four months! I should get a medal for that!"
— Ross after refusing to have sex with Rachel: Friends
"You think it's cool? I've got news for you. Even dogs bang. Cats bang. Every animal on this planet bangs. They all have sex. That's nothing. That's meaningless. It takes a man, it takes a human... a human like me, with balls bigger than all of you Neanderthals in the locker room, to love. So I'll be damned if the first time with me and Lacey will be about screwing! I will be damned!"