"Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!"
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
"It's not much of an afterlife... more a sort of apres vie..."
— Arthur Dent, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
All my friends are gonna be there too...
— AC/DC, "Highway To Hell".
"Listen, how many musicians do you think your side have got, eh? First grade I mean... Two, Elgar and Liszt. That's all. We've got the rest. Beethoven, Brahms, all the Bachs, Mozart, the lot. Can you imagine eternity with Elgar?"
— Crowley, Good Omens
Utahraptor: Is that all they do in Hell? Play video games all the time?
The Devil: ACTUALLY IN HELL YOU CAN DO JUST ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT ONLY WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT YOU HAVE TO SING SONGS WITH ALL THE LYRICS REPLACED WITH "PARTY"
T-Rex: That doesn't sound so bad!
The Devil: YES WELL THATS WHY I INVENTED THE PLACE T-REX
Welcome to hell
Weather's great here
So pull up a chair
Have a cold beer
You can live by the sea
So happy you'll be
With your cobblestone tree
—>— Lewis, Yogscast Minecraft Series, Screw The Nether