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* ''Webcomic/{{Aurora}}'': During chapter 15, [[AssholeVictim Zuurith]] immobilizes Tynan and coldly tells him, "I do not bend, and I do not yield." Tynan simply replies "Then shatter," before [[DoNotTauntCthulhu using a lightning bolt to not only free himself, but outright disintegrate Zuurith's incarnation.]] The effort barely seems to tire him at all, and seems to utterly break Zuurith's spirit, as it makes clear that he can't even fight Tynan's incarnation like Vash could.
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--> ''A-'''HA'''! That did the trick! [[{{Catchphrase}} '''HO THERE!''']] You there! Blackguard! Enough! God, called '''YISUN''', has entrusted us with the world itself! How can we be as prideful as to judge it? [[TheLastDJ She]] is the only one of us not afraid of fulfilling her duty, and yet we spurn her! No longer! By my honor as a knight of the holy Concordance '''UNHAND OUR SISTER!'''''

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--> ''A-'''HA'''! That did the trick! [[{{Catchphrase}} '''HO THERE!''']] '''[[{{Catchphrase}} HO THERE!]]''' You there! Blackguard! Enough! God, called '''YISUN''', has entrusted us with the world itself! How can we be as prideful as to judge it? [[TheLastDJ She]] is the only one of us not afraid of fulfilling her duty, and yet we spurn her! No longer! By my honor as a knight of the holy Concordance '''UNHAND OUR SISTER!'''''



** During the reunion of the two disciples of [[CynicMentor Meti ten Ryo]].

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** During the reunion of the two disciples of [[CynicMentor [[CynicalMentor Meti ten Ryo]].
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** {{Subverted}} once again when White Chain prepares to face [[spoiler: [[WorldsBestWarrior Solomon David]]]]
--> ''Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Prama, Hansa and Pavam, who temper my heart. '''YISUN.''' Atru Vayam. '''I do not ask for your forgiveness. Merely your witness!'''''


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** "'''SOLOMON!''' You think you're safe here? You think this will '''challenge''' me? '''Where is he? If I have to, I'll tear this whole place apart.'''" -- Allison again, using all of her energy to intimidate Demiurge [[SmugSuper Solomon David]].
** "All this power I have and I didn't know... [[VoiceOfTheLegion Let's put it to good use!]]" -- [[FusionDance Allicio]] after getting the hang of their new form.
** "'''MISTAKE.'''" -- [[MouthOfSauron 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe]] teleporting between Vigilant Gaze and White Chain with the intent to punish the latter for her percieved failures.
** [[spoiler: [[BigBrotherMentor 10 Vigilant Gaze Purges the Horizon]]]] after finally getting the dirt and debris clogging his armor out:
--> ''A-'''HA'''! That did the trick! [[{{Catchphrase}} '''HO THERE!''']] You there! Blackguard! Enough! God, called '''YISUN''', has entrusted us with the world itself! How can we be as prideful as to judge it? [[TheLastDJ She]] is the only one of us not afraid of fulfilling her duty, and yet we spurn her! No longer! By my honor as a knight of the holy Concordance '''UNHAND OUR SISTER!'''''
** [[TheDreaded Jagganoth]], finally following through with his threats:
--> '''''Hello little princes. What a beautiful day for a war.''' [[ColdHam He that sups on death but little will find it a bitter draught]]. [[BloodKnight Yet he who drinketh deep shall taste only sweetest nectar]]. You have all forgotten the taste of death. [[PretenderDiss Feeble pretender kings]] of a false world: know this, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I will finally have the measure of you]]. [[BeneathTheMask The time has come to see you as you are]]. [[TheHedonist Redolent in your excesses]]. [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen Feeble and pathetic in your power]]. [[FeelingTheirAge Withered and impotent]]. [[WeHaveBecomeComplacent Wrung out of the purity of violence]]. Rotting in the filth of your indulgences. [[WeAreStrugglingTogether Divided and weak]]. By god! There is work to be done, and I am finished with this farce. [[FinalBattle Let us have one more contest]].''
** [[ScatterbrainedSenior Mammon]], when going face to face with [[spoiler: [[TheJuggernaut Jagganoth]]]]:
--> Murderer! Blackguard! I may not be a warrior at heart, but [[EvenEvilHasStandards I know a villain when I see one]]! Pay the price for your treachery with your blood!
** [[OmnicidalManiac Jagganoth]], as he prepares to resume the fight:
--> ''No more illusions. Let them demonstrate the true measure of the kings of the world. And unleash [[EldritchAbomination all manner of beasts]]. '''[[BringIt Come! We have scarcely begun our battle]]. [[BladeSpam Summon your sword arts]]! [[BattleAura Mantle your transcendent cores]]! OR... HAVE YOU ALREADY REACHED YOUR LIMITS?'''''
** During the reunion of the two disciples of [[CynicMentor Meti ten Ryo]].
--> '''[[SatanicArchetype Incubus]]:''' '''YOU.''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
--> '''[[DefectorFromDecadence Maya]]:''' [[DeclarationOfProtection PROTECTING]] [[CallBack THE RAT]].
** [[TookALevelInBadass Zaid]] gives a very simple one to the dozens of armed cultists of the Temple of the Eye Revealed surrounding him:
--> ''OK. Who's first?''

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-->'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[ItsPersonal You made it personal.]]''

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-->'''Doc:''' --->'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[ItsPersonal You made it personal.]]''



-->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since ComicStrip/{{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.

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-->'''Doc:''' --->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since ComicStrip/{{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.



--> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.\\

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--> ---> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.\\



--> '''Axe Cop''': "Welcome to the land of dying!"

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--> ---> '''Axe Cop''': "Welcome to the land of dying!"



** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]

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** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments -->[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]



--> '''Dirk''': Ask me anything. Go ahead.
--> '''Dirk''': I'll give you a straight answer.
--> '''Dave''': alright
--> '''Dave''': here goes
--> '''Dave''': why are we so fucking awesome
--> '''Dirk''': Dave.
--> '''Dirk''': That's the best fucking question,
--> '''Dirk''': Anybody ever asked.

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--> ---> '''Dirk''': Ask me anything. Go ahead.
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ahead. \\
'''Dirk''': I'll give you a straight answer.
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answer. \\
'''Dave''': alright
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alright \\
'''Dave''': here goes
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goes \\
'''Dave''': why are we so fucking awesome
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awesome \\
'''Dirk''': Dave.
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Dave. \\
'''Dirk''': That's the best fucking question,
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question, \\
'''Dirk''': Anybody ever asked.



--> '''Head Alien:''' "Once again, only one of us leaves alive."
--> '''Sal:''' "Or neither. Ah ain't picky."

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--> '''Head -->'''Head Alien:''' "Once again, only one of us leaves alive."
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" \\
'''Sal:''' "Or neither. Ah ain't picky."



--> '''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I won't."

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--> '''Whacka:''' -->'''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!"
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mercy!" \\
'''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I won't."



-->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].

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-->'''Zz'dtri''': --->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].






-->'''Kevyn:''' How do you do this "calm in the storm" thing?
-->'''Tagon:''' I '''''am''''' the storm.

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-->'''Kevyn:''' How do you do this "calm in the storm" thing?
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thing? \\
'''Tagon:'''
I '''''am''''' the storm.



--> '''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once."
--> '''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."

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--> '''Gwynn''': --->'''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once."
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'''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."



* In ''Webcomic/WeakHero'', Jake has a line for Juwon after the latter [[RelativeButton insults his disabled brother]] during their battle:
-->'''Jake:''' Keep in mind... it isn't because of Cheongang, but your ''tongue'' that you will die today.



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* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Spider Grace gets [[https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/assorted-18a-016 called out]] for reusing these kind of quips by thugs who are robbing a bank.
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* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-0075/ I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
* From ''Comicbook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire'':
-->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\\
'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.''
** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass

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* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-0075/ I got %%%
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the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
* From ''Comicbook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire'':
-->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\\
'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.''
** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass
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* [[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen." ]]

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* [[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, Webcomic/AxeCop, in the guest story "Revenge on Rainbow Girl", faces off with a giant dragon and says "I'm sorry, but this is ''too late for very bad things are about you''" before attacking. If you're wondering, it's a direct quote from a child's narrating the scene.
* In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Mike tried
to happen." ]]invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]
* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]"
** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]
* From ''Comicbook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire'':
-->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\\
'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.''
** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass.
* Gordon Frohman of ''WebComic/{{Concerned}}'' fails to assassinate Gordon Freeman before the explosion of the combine portal, because he's too busy coming up with a line.
* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' by Ursula Vernon. "Remember Tunnel Seventeeeeen!!!"
* Erin from ''Webcomic/ErinDiesAlone'' [[http://dyingalone.net/archives/comic/184-splashdown wants to, but...]]
-->'''Erin:''' ... I can't think of a one liner.
* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s a [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1923192/swats-up/ quote]] from ''Film/{{Scarface|1983}}''.
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does pretty well [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080227 here]] (starting with the last panel, and continuing the rant through a few pages of the brawl), then attempts one [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090513 here]] but fails. Tarvek [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120620 here]] reminds us he's trained as a [[McNinja SmokeKnight]].



* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan actually ''needs'' to use these for an attack bonus on his "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class.
** And then there's Bozzok's "Yeah, and I'm bringing the onions -- [[{{Narm}} to make you cry]]!"
** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a shish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
** Also Haley: "SNEAK ATTACK - '''BITCH'''!"
** A villain example:
-->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
** Oasis tries to use some of these in but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
** Bun-bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
** Riff in "Kesandru's Well" before introducing an EldritchAbomination to MoreDakka:
--> '''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once."
--> '''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does pretty well [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080227 here]] (starting with the last panel, and continuing the rant through a few pages of the brawl), then attempts one [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090513 here]] but fails. Tarvek [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120620 here]] reminds us he's trained as a [[McNinja SmokeKnight]].
* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s a [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1923192/swats-up/ quote]] from ''Film/{{Scarface|1983}}''.
* Gordon Frohman of ''WebComic/{{Concerned}}'' fails to assassinate Gordon Freeman before the explosion of the combine portal, because he's too busy coming up with a line.
* In [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1005 this]] ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' strip, Nicole delivers a good one just before [[spoiler: decapitating [[MobileSuitHuman Sin]] with a circular saw-looking thing]].
-->'''Nicole:''' Oh, come on [[spoiler: Sin]]... everyone loves a ''surprise hit.''
* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' by Ursula Vernon. "Remember Tunnel Seventeeeeen!!!"
* Brianna from ''Webcomic/ServantsOfTheImperium'' tells [[spoiler: Twink]] "May the Emperor have mercy on your soul... because I will not."
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'': Subverted in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
* Mandatory before every fight in ''Webcomic/WhatTheFu''.
* In ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[BareFistedMonk Brother Wu]] delivers a rather appropriate one to the trash-talking [[SociopathicHero Ken]].
--> '''Brother Wu''': It seems we are not the ones in a position to have our asses kicked. (''kicks Ken's ass into a wall'')



* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]"
** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]
* In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]



* Webcomic/AxeCop, in the guest story "Revenge on Rainbow Girl", faces off with a giant dragon and says "I'm sorry, but this is ''too late for you''" before attacking. If you're wondering, it's a direct quote from a child's narrating the scene.
* ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' has this one after some Whackas have been trapped by an angry PhysicalGod. [[spoiler: He doesn't get to follow through on it due to being on probation.]]
--> '''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I won't."
* In ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'':
-->'''Armored Hijacker:''' Passengers of Flight 113, stand and deliver!\\
'''Minionbot:''' Puny metal-clad hu-mons prepare to recline and receive...



** "I choose king." - [[TheHero Allison,]] before using [[ArtifactOfDoom the Key of Kings]] to [[spoiler: utterly annihilate Hastet Om, a half-dead HumanoidAbomination fueling the eternal youth of [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Demiurge Mottom.]]]]
* Erin from ''Webcomic/ErinDiesAlone'' [[http://dyingalone.net/archives/comic/184-splashdown wants to, but...]]
-->'''Erin:''' ... I can't think of a one liner.

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** "I choose king." - -- [[TheHero Allison,]] before using [[ArtifactOfDoom the Key of Kings]] to [[spoiler: utterly annihilate Hastet Om, a half-dead HumanoidAbomination fueling the eternal youth of [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Demiurge Mottom.]]]]
* Erin from ''Webcomic/ErinDiesAlone'' [[http://dyingalone.net/archives/comic/184-splashdown wants to, but...[[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen." ]]
* ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' has this one after some Whackas have been trapped by an angry PhysicalGod. [[spoiler: He doesn't get to follow through on it due to being on probation.
]]
-->'''Erin:''' ... --> '''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No...
I can't think of won't."
* In ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[BareFistedMonk Brother Wu]] delivers
a rather appropriate one liner.to the trash-talking [[SociopathicHero Ken]].
--> '''Brother Wu''': It seems we are not the ones in a position to have our asses kicked. (''kicks Ken's ass into a wall'')
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan actually ''needs'' to use these for an attack bonus on his "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class.
** And then there's Bozzok's "Yeah, and I'm bringing the onions -- [[{{Narm}} to make you cry]]!"
** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a shish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
** Also Haley: "SNEAK ATTACK - '''BITCH'''!"
** A villain example:
-->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].
* In [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1005 this]] ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' strip, Nicole delivers a good one just before [[spoiler: decapitating [[MobileSuitHuman Sin]] with a circular saw-looking thing]].
-->'''Nicole:''' Oh, come on [[spoiler: Sin]]... everyone loves a ''surprise hit.''


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* Brianna from ''Webcomic/ServantsOfTheImperium'' tells [[spoiler: Twink]] "May the Emperor have mercy on your soul... because I will not."
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'': Subverted in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
** Oasis tries to use some of these in but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
** Bun-bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
** Riff in "Kesandru's Well" before introducing an EldritchAbomination to MoreDakka:
--> '''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once."
--> '''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."
* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-0075/ I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
* In ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'':
-->'''Armored Hijacker:''' Passengers of Flight 113, stand and deliver!\\
'''Minionbot:''' Puny metal-clad hu-mons prepare to recline and receive...
* Mandatory before every fight in ''Webcomic/WhatTheFu''.
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* From ''Webcomic/{{Stonetoss}}'':
--> '''Redcoats:''' We're here to take your guns.
--> '''Continentals:''' Sure. Start with the ammunition.
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* From ''Webcomic/{{Stonetoss}}'':
--> '''Redcoats:''' We're here for your guns.
--> '''Continentals:''' Sure. Start with the ammunition.

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* ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': [[http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]]

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* ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''
** Dan McNinja:
[[http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]]o'clock!"]] (Mocked in the AltText: "From Dan o'clock to Dan thirty, all mixed drinks are half priced.")

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