Pre Ass Kicking One Liner / Music

  • The Protomen's song "Vengeance" might as well be made up of Mega Man one-liners, since the track is about Megaman slaughtering Robot Masters. An actual quote from the song is: "Send me the best you've got / Send me your strongest machines / The fight my brother fought / Here, now, will end with me". Also, after he actually trashes the first wave of robots he's not nearly satisfied so he says: "All you wounded!—those of you who can— / Pick yourselves off the ground / Hurry back / Tell your leader you'll need more men" as he prepares for the second wave.
  • Limp Bizkit gets one in their song 'Break Stuff', that leaves the ass-kicking to your imagination:
    "I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps going this way, I just might BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT!"
  • An example that is both this and a Post Ass-Kicking One Liner (after one ass-kicking, but before the next) from Tenacious D's Tribute
    Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
    Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
    And the beast was done.
    He asked us: "Be you angels?"
    And we said, "Nay! We are but men! ROCK!"