Subverted: "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer, and he leaves the toilet seat up...then he beat his last girlfriend with said toilet seat."
Double Subverted: "...And his haircut makes his ears look big!"
Parodied: Carol and Diane are listening as Alice lists off her reasons. They react with casual indifference as the allegations the he drinks a lot and cheats, but react with incredible shock when they find out he leaves the toilet seat up.
Zig Zagged: "...and he beat his last girlfriend. And he has a silly haircut! And I think he does heroin! And..."
Averted: All of the items on the list are equally bad, or equally trivial problems.
"Well, we're almost out of comedy gags...how about the standard 'long list' where the last item is weak?"
"It's a lighthearted show, we can't have this list of horrible things without something to break the tension."