"Nothing says 'mother's love' like a gigantic robotic platypus butt."
"Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?"
"I wanna float around! ...like men
"Am I sweating milk?!"
"Gotta go, Stacy. Good luck with that llama legislation!"
"Run for your lives! It's Gnome-a-geddon!"
"Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses".
"I knew I should have gotten the down payment on the elephant.
"It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig."
"Oh no, you did not
just tell me to hench."
"What, you think we should have more
Bulgarian folk-related elements?"
"I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese."
"Dad, you might want to wipe the Queen off your face."
"I too feel a certain element of kebab-ism."
"Definitely the giant floating baby head."
"I am to metaphor-cheese as metaphor-cheese is to transitive-verb crackers."
"I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date."
"Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Taffeta... make a note of that."
"I'm calling Mom... and I am not
using the banana this time!"