Pantheon: Theater Lesser Gods

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    Almaz Von Almandine Adamant 
Almaz von Almandine Adamant, God of "Respectable" Chew Toys (Fake Hero (formerly), Hero)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His coat, slightly roughened up
  • Theme Music: Unlucky Hero
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: The Chew Toy, Classical Anti-Hero, Heroic Wannabe (formerly), Nice Guy, Only Sane Man, The Heart, Man in White, Scarf of Asskicking, Preferring Swords the Most, Deuteragonist with Mao, Marrying Princess Sapphire
  • Domains: Guards, Heroes, Comedic Abuse
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: The Yandere Quartet, Super Hero Aurum
  • Pities: Meg Griffin
  • He seemingly just popped into the Pantheon one day. As he started wondering what was going on, Princess Sapphire dashed toward him and congratulated him from ascending. At first he was glad, but then he realized what position he got and that Mao was also in the Pantheon, making him fear that he is going to make him his slave again.
  • The reason why he is "Respectable" Chew Toy is because Meg Griffin is the Fallen as a negative example of this. What makes Almaz different from Meg is that after everything he had to endure through, he did get the bone (getting to marry Princess Sapphire), while having the chance of having his chain getting yanked (being turned into the Overlord, causing every one to turn on him) and even the chance of showing how miserable things can get (getting killed off and not reviving, causing things to snowball forwards the destruction of the universe). Plus, the people who chew on him are not really that evil and do care for him (even Mao).
    • He does feel pity for Meg, all things considered. Even if Meg has shown some "interesting" reactions because of it.
  • Even though he is The Chew Toy, don't think that he will just take everything thrown at him. Titles ultimately don't mean anything, it's actions that matter, as Almaz is quite capable of fighting back. Besides, do you want to evoke the wrath of Sapphire?
  • Looks up to Yu Narukami as a example of a true hero. Does help that they sound the same. Doesn't share this sentiment forwards Adachi, not just for the voice, but not liking when the "good guy" turns out to be a scumbag (just ask Super Hero Aurum).
  • Almaz is trying to protect the Princess from the Yandere Quartet, while she is trying to protect him from them. They work like that.
    • One reason why he wants to defeat the Yandere Quartet was because he completely missed out on "Vienna Burning" event, of which Sapphire told him about. He feels bad that he wasn't around at the time to protect the Princess, and wants some payback for that. Though he does admit that he is glad that he wasn't kidnapped by them, with results he doesn't want to imagine.
    • Because of this, he has been jokingly referred as the "Representative of the No. 2 Target of Yandere Quartet", which makes him nervous, because it means that they have a "personal" reason to go after him.
  • The pantheon has placed a restriction on how much love banter he and his wife can engage in, saying that anything that goes beyond a single exchange between the two of them and involves hearts and stars MUST be done within the confines of the House of Love.
  • Gets along with Mahiro. Where Mahiro finds pities Almaz for all the stuff he has gone through, Almaz also feels sorry due of how many times he has come across villain motives what are just stupid.

    Caleb Goldman 
Caleb Goldman, God of Hilariously Bad Voice Acting
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A zombie coming to eat your face.
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Narm, Large Ham, Bad Bad Acting, Creepy Monotone, Stylistic Suck
  • Domains: Darkness, LOYFE
  • Followers: everyone from Resident Evil, Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Dr. Light from Mega Man 8, and everyone else from House of the Dead.
  • Allies: Albert Wesker, GI Guy
  • Enemies: Dogs of the AMS, Isaac Washington, Jill Valentine
  • He wishes to be referred to as: Owah new rul-ah, the umper-roar!
  • It's commonly believed that his massive Venice zombie invasion in 2000 failed because his zombies misheard his order to 'rule over mankind' as 'rule older an kind', and thus mistakenly spent most of their time devouring the elderly.
  • Was once a follower of GI Guy, who wasn't too glad that Goldman ascended. GI Guy is trying his best to stay away from him due to his zombie incident.
  • He spends much of his time staring at the House of Nature. He's very concerned about protecting the sanctity of the "loyfe cycle".
  • Nobody can tell wether he's laughing or trying to cough up a grape that got stuck in his throat.
  • Stephen Colbert once approached him and accused him of stealing his look. Goldman unclasped his hands, stood up from his desk, and declared to Stephen: "This is thuh fuinal bad-uhl!"
  • Decided at one point that 'darn it, I want to be taken seriously', and began a rigorous voice training regiment. When his series' fourth game came out, Goldman gave his role his all, and to everyone's shock the result was actually quite intimidating. Unfortunately, the stigma remains, much to Goldman's chagrin.
  • Has been suspected that he became a being known as "The World" by combining his own genes with Queen Elsa's. However, those rumors are still in progress.

    Captain Qwark 
Captain Qwark, God of Miles Gloriosus (Copernicus L. Qwark (his real name); Steve McQwark, Abercrombie Fizzwidget)
  • Lesser God (claims to be a Greater God)
  • Symbol: A Circle with a Lightning bolt to make it resemble a "Q"
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (formally Lawful Evil)
  • Portfolios: Brought To You By the Letter 'Q', Charles Atlas Superpower, Small Name, Big Ego, Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass, Starting off as a Dirty Coward and a Fake Ultimate Hero before Taking Levels in Badass, Speaks Fluent Monkey, Our Presidents Are Different
  • Domians: False Heroes, Stupidity, Nature, Politics
  • Allies: Ratchet, Clank, Sora, Axel, Hercule
  • Enemies: Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence
  • Learned of the Pantheon while searching for Ratchet and Clank through web-calls, and somehow managed to get ahold of them in the House of Nature. Despite Ratchet trying to tell him that they were only on "a business trip", and he should not worry about them, Qwark was able to join his friends inside.
    • Sora was even debunked on how Qwark was able to get ahold of his temple's number at this reveal. Qwark just calls this a lucky coincidence, though both Sora and Ratchet refuse to believe this claim.
  • Qwark spends a lot of his time telling stories about his heroic days, like how he took out Captain Blackstar and his robotic pirate ghosts, or when he took out the Momma Tyhrranoid with only his "iron-hard abs". A lot of this, of course is made up or stolen from other heroes. Most of the time, Qwark is just too cowardly to fight large monsters.
    • He is also often seen taking part in plays, especially after staring in the films "My Blaster Runs Hot" and "Unicop".
  • Qwark was once beloved by his home galaxy until Ratchet and Clank exposed him as working for Chairman Drek, which forced Qwark to sell Personal Hygenators that caused itchiness in the rear end, claiming them to be Gadgetron products. After he was caught, Qwark fled to the Bogon Galaxy and, posing as Megacorp CEO Abercrombie Fizzwidget, tried to sell murderous protopets in the hopes of restoring his popularity. This, too, went under thanks to the interference of Ratchet and Clank, and Qwark ended up being a test subject for the cruchotiser.
    • After this, Qwark then tried to protect the endangered species of the Florana jungles, but became amnestic and thought of himself as a monkey until Ratchet restored his memories through a vid-comic.
    • Soon after, Dr. Nefarious began to terrorize the Solana Galaxy again. After being lured into a trap, Qwark faked his death to avoid fighting his archnemesis, but Ratchet tracks him down and calls him out for his cowardice. Though thanks to Clank's words of encouragement, Qwark proves himself to be a hero at last by flying into Nefarious' command center and helping Ratchet take out the Bioblierator.
  • Qwark refuses to believe that Courtney Gears is evil, even after Ratchet gave him evidence of her alliance with the Disney Villains (Lady Tremaine, in particular).
  • Qwark is often seen at the House of Beasts playing with some of the monsters there, as they remind him of his War Grog, Snowball. Many gods are amassed that he's not been eaten by one... yet.
  • He met up with fellow Fake Ultimate Heroes, Axel and Mr. Satan, and they've been trying to convince everyone of their "great feats".
  • Qwark often visits the House of Nature, as it reminds him of the Florana jungles that he once protected. Though the recent clashes between Groudon and Kyogre have made the house more hostile and dangerous, making Qwark's visit there less frequent.

    Christopher Walken 
Christopher Walken, God of Creepy Villains and Patron Saint of Bad Movies

CuteFuzzyWeasel, God of Cannibal Trolls
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A burning pizza box
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Going after other trolls and making jokes at their expense, Supporting gays and 'human rights', having unsettling moments at times, possibly being a robot, a tenuous grip on his sanity.
  • High Priest: Nasuman, his earthly editor
  • Allies: Certain Good-aligned deities in the House of Faith, Oyashiro-Sama, the Lol Rangers
  • Enemies: Trollkaiger and other trolls in the pantheon
  • Opposes: Judge Frollo, Ultima & The Lucavi, YHVH, various trolls
  • His ascension began one day when he, being depressed and having had a bad day, decided to do a normally foolish action; feeding a troll and making a video of himself doing it. This gained him followers and eventually secured his position as the god of Cannibal Trolls.
    • With the God of Cannibal Trolls being an odd position, at first, people weren't sure on where to put him. In the end, however, it was decided to put him into the house of Theater, as his primary goal is to entertain people and due to his followers helping him find trolls to feed.
  • Has made regular trips to the house of Technology, with the intent of making sure he doesn't have a repeat of the BSOD Saga. Its occurrence cost him many followers and the stress from it and other things happening actually made him physically ill.
  • Was surprised to find out that there was an organized team of trolls in the pantheon, much less two of them. Granted, he has no problems with the Lol Rangers, even being a friend of theirs, but Trollkaiger remains high on his list, due to being actively malicious trolls. Since his most notable trolling group he has taken on has been the Call of Duty Enlightenment Army, it'll be... interesting to see how things turn out.
  • Has implied and, at one point, outright stated that he was an android from the future and possibly working with evil robots. Whether as some sort of weird Terminator, a double-agent spy... or just something he's saying to screw with people, people are a little bit wary.
  • Nasuman took up the role of High Priest after an incident where he tried to take Weasel's place. He even went so far as to say he was the real power behind the God of Cannibal Trolls and that Weasel was a 'stain'... until he noticed Weasel behind him, looking rather annoyed. And with an armed gun. Due to his position as an editor, though, he managed to get off easy.
  • Has also made rants on several radical conservatives like James the Preacher and Caiden Cowger, which he has termed 'Right-wing Trolls'. These videos have gained him a few allies in the House of Faith... as well as a few enemies.
    • Most notably in the House of Faith, he has gained an ally in Oyashiro-sama, mainly because of how her religion has been corrupted and twisted. The various right-wing trolls he's done have done something similar to their religions, although not to the same extent, and Weasel's sympathy to her plight helped earn her friendship.
      • By the same token, he despises Frollo, Ultima and the Lucavi, and YHVH. Frollo due to reminding him FAR too much of James the Preacher, Ultima due to their twisting of a religion and redirection of hate to people who don't deserve it, and YHVH because... it's YHVH. Weasel has speculated that James probably actually worships him, given his attitude.
    • Being an acquaintance of The Devil back in his native universe, one would think that he would get along with Lucifer. While Weasel doesn't per-say dislike the Great Darkness, and certainly supports Lucifer's stance on humanism, he is quick to point out that the Morning Star is his OWN brand of crazy: having no issue stepping on anyone or committing any atrocity to further his agenda. As such, Weasel doesn't want to declare himself really allied with him. That being said, he is considering feeding both at some point: just as soon as he can pay off that indestructible bunker.
  • No mention is to be made of him having turned Super Saiyan. Vegeta would probably either have an aneurysm from the fact that a human gained that power or, less likely, challenge him to a fight. And Weasel isn't exactly interested in fighting a guy who can blow up planets.
  • Has wondered why Dethklok doesn't have a planet to use as their temple. Knowing Dethklok, however, they're probably going to get one somehow, now that he's mentioned it.
    • He had a good laugh about a self-proclaimed God of Rap with Eminem, the ACTUAL God of Rap.
  • Whenever he's in a lull of videos, wants to keep the heat off of him, or just blow off some steam, he usually feeds one of the Disgraces. Given the ease of feeding them and the lack of risk regarding them blowing up his temple in a rage, he considers them easy, risk-free targets to take on every so often. He hasn't fed targets like Berri or Scrappy, however, due to his own rules regarding wanting to avoid feeding people who are 14 and younger.
  • Was VERY surprised to to meet an actual evil tree in the form of Exdeath.
  • Has only ever rejected one troll by name of Captain Crazification. Reason being is not only his insensitive video regarding a real-life person's suicide due to depression but the sheer amount of pestering he did to try and get the video out. End the end, Weasel decided that they weren't worth it. He would have done nothing else, had someone not found a way to make him feed Peckcella von Peter. Trollkaiger's involvement is suspected, although unconfirmed.

    Dolph Ziggler 
Dolph Ziggler, God of Selling (Ziggles, Nicky, Nick Nemeth)

    Fat Mario 
Fat Mario, the Off Model God

    George Carlin 
George Carlin, God of Black Comedy and Patron Saint of the Seven Dirty Words (That Old Fuck, Mr. Conductor, Rufus)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A microphone with seven particular words encircling it
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, but loves playing as Chaotic Evil for the audiences
  • Portfolio: Acceptable Targets, Knowing How Far to Push a Joke, Swearing, Age-induced cynicism, Nice People Who Play Mean Characters, Enjoying Suffering, Refuge in Audacity
  • Domains: Dark Comedy, Swearing, Ranting
  • Followers: Many, many mortal comedians.
  • Upon ascending and having it explained to him what it meant, he proceeded to launch into a twenty-five minute long rant about how ridiculous the idea was that now he's the invisible man people pray to, what the hell sort of universe is this, although if it's for real, now that he's a god he can have fun playing with the mortals, especially the ones who were assholes to him while he was alive on earth. He concluded by saying "fuck the pantheon, fuck the gods...and fuck everyone now that I think of it!"
  • He still performs his famous routines on-stage every week for packed audiences. When it was once asked how he can continue to mock religion now that he himself is a god, he replied "You're just gonna have to figure that shit out on your own". He's eagerly waiting for the final battle between good and evil, as he think it's funny when a lot of people die — now a lot of gods dying, that's hilarious.
  • Is actually a very nice and gentle man, and is happy to receive visitors and chat with them when he isn't on stage.
    • In fact, when Ringo Starr of the Beatles isn't telling stories to child deities about Thomas the Tank Engine and friends, Mr. Carlin is happy to take over.

    Gleeman Vox 
Gleeman Vox, God of Immoral Reality Shows and CEO of the Disgraces Gladiator Pit (A.K.A. DreadZone II) (Vox, Mr. Vox)

    Jar Jar Binks 
Jar Jar Binks God of Plucky Comic Relieves

    Kaori Ishihara and Yui Ogura 
Kaori Ishihara and Yui Ogura, Goddesses of Shared Voice Acting Roles (Yuikaori)
  • Lesser goddesses
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Symbol: A puppy and a bunny wearing headsets
  • Portfolio: Hey, It's That Voice!, Relationship Voice Actor, Moe, Idol Singer
  • Domains: Acting, Dialogue, Theatre
  • Allies: Those that use Kaori and Yui's voices:
  • If Kaori Ishihara has been in a role, chances are high that Yui Ogura will be right there with her because; together the both of them have been in around 20 roles together.
  • Many other deities are really glad to finally find out why they sound like other deities. This has made the other deities think that a human gives them their voice and does the sames for other characters.
  • Kaori and Yui often hold concerts in the house of music as their idol group, Yuikaori.
  • Many deities were surprised to fin that Yui can match Hatsune Miku's dancing perfectly, when asked about this Yui said that she's Miku mo-cap actress. The two can sometimes be seen dancing together.
  • Both Kaori and Yui have been seen by many deities getting along well with several of the other seiyuu's and voice actors of the pantheon such as Nana Mizuki, Norio Wakamoto and Mel Blanc.

    King Harkinian 
King Harkinian, God of CDi and Youtube Poop (The King)

    Krusty the Clown 
Krusty the Clown, God of Jaded Performers (Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A pacemaker scar across his chest
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Embittered Clowns, Jaded Actors, Kids' Show Hosts
  • Domains: Suffering, Trade, Trickery
  • Followers: Baby Herman
  • Allies: Bart and Homer Simpson, Al Bundy
  • Opposed by: Sideshow Bob, Mr. Burns
  • As a relatively harmless clown, Krusty was allowed to take the spot when he thought he was auditioning for a big-budget Hollywood production called "My Slice of Heaven". He soon realized that he had been tricked when neither Elizabeth Taylor nor any of her ex-husbands showed up to congratulate him, but was happy to learn that his new role moved him to a bigger house (rent-free!)

    Kyoshiro Senryo 
Kyoshiro Senryo, God of Kabuki

    Mr. Slave 
Mr. Slave, God of the Ass Shove

    Needles Kane 
Needles Kane, God of Monster Clowns (Sweet Tooth)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His burning mask.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Monster Clown, Complete Monster, Serial Killer, Ax-Crazy, Bad Humor Truck.
  • Domains: Chaos, Evil, Death, Suffering
  • Allies: Khorne, Omega, The Joker, Hannibal Lector.
  • Rival: Kratos
  • Enemies: Batman, Garrus.
  • He keeps his ice cream truck (Also named Sweet Tooth) inside of the Pantheons' vault. Many weaker deities tends to hide the very moment they hear the distorted jingle that it makes when he drives around the realms of both mortals and gods.
  • He has been seen talking to a paper bag at times while spreading terror in any neighborhood he has caused carnage in. Nobody has any clue to why.
  • He ascended to godhood after winning a Twisted Metal tournament. He wished to be sent to where the daughter of his host has been hiding so that he could kill her. Sadly for him, she had been dead for 10 years when he made the wish, leading to him getting buried alive in her casket. To this day, he has tried to find Calypso in order to get his revenge.
  • He has made a plan to make sure that if anything should happen to him, he will make sure that his son will be the next driver of the truck. And if that should fail, he can always try to get Yukari in it somehow.
  • When Kratos spilled his ice cream, he became extremely pissed, wanting the God of War to pick it up and pay for it. The two have been in a recent clash over the whole thing.

    Ray Harryhausen 
Ray Harryhausen, God of Stop Motion Animation
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Seven skeleton warriors
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Greek Mythology, Middle Eastern Mythology, Cowboys fighting dinosaurs, Giant monsters
  • Domains: Stop Motion Animation, Giant monsters
  • Followers: Tim Burton, Willis O'Brian, Phil Tippett, many of his creations
  • Allies: Jack Skellington, King Kong, Gwangi
  • Ray's temple is guarded by many of his more famous creations, such as the Cyclops, the Ymir, the Giant Octopus, and Mighty Joe Young.
  • Harryhausen's ascension was celebrated by many gods, with Jack Skellington and King Kong chief among the revelers. As a creature of stop-motion animation himself, Jack acknowledges Ray as a father-like figure, while Kong is proud to claim Ray as one of his greatest followers. One of the main attractions at the event was a staged fight between the Man with No Name and Sharptooth, in honor of Ray's love for cowboy/dinosaur fights.
  • Although the Kraken is only truly a follower of Davy Jones, it is known to respect Ray Harryhausen and refuses to harm him.
  • He is one of the sole people Gwangi will not harm, as the dinosaur knows he is the one that created it and respects him for that. As such he can enter Gwangi's valley without the risk of harm by Gwangi or his followers.
  • His craft is feared by Mabel Pines, due to her fear of stop motion animation.

    Robert Pattinson 
Robert Pattinson, God of Actors Who Openly Hate the Roles that Made Them Famous (RPatz)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A dagger speared through a Twilight novel.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Adorkable, The Cast Showoff, Deadpan Snarkers, Digging Yourself Deeper, Being a Member of the Hatedom of the Series He Starred In, Those Who Aren't Edward Cullen, Good Actors Portraying Neutral Characters
  • Domains: Good, Snarkery, Movies.
  • Followers: A surprisingly large number of Internet denizens.
  • Allies:
    • Non-Ascended: Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.
    • Ascended: Most of the Gods of Theater, even the ones that hate Twilight, the Harry Potter gods, the PPC. Anonymous has also warmed to him, even though Anon hates Twilight, because of Rob's open contempt for his role in it.
  • Enemies: Edward Cullen (his avatar) and every other individual hailing from Twilight.
  • When he took the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, he feared that he might be typecast forever, but his later role in Twilight erased that problem forever. It's common knowledge that Rob would rather be typecast as Cedric.
  • Would like everyone to know that he only took on the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight for the money, and that he actually hates the character.
    • In fact, he has stated straight out that he played Edward as a manic-depressive who hates himself, and has said that the secret to playing Edward is to look 'slightly constipated and stoned.' Needless to say, Cullen was not happy about finding this out.
  • Even though he played the main character in a movie hated by most of the internet, he is still commonly liked due to his open hatred for the role.
  • Also present in the House of Popularity.

    Roddy Piper 
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, God of Talk Show with Fists (Hot Rod, George Roderick Toombs)

    Sean Connery 
Sean Connery, God of Film Improvement

    Sideshow Bob 
Sideshow Bob, God of Cultured Villains (Robert Underdunk Terwilleger)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A pair of big floppy shoes
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Clowns, Affably Evil Erudite Bastards, Recidivism, Revenge
  • Domains: Retribution, Knowledge, Spite
  • Followers: Nicolae Carpathia
  • Allies: Mr. Burns
  • Opposed by: Krusty, Bart Simpson, a surprisingly large assortment of rakes
  • Bob decided to step out of Krusty's shadow and engage in Affably Evil behavior for several years before finally giving up and moving out of the country to partake in the finest of world cuisines. Whoever his mortal successor should be has some mighty big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...
  • He resents his former status as a put-up clown's assistant, which makes his enduring weakness against strategically positioned rakes (THWACK! Grrrwwrrr...) ironic.

    The Aquabats! 
The Aquabats!, Gods of the Excited Show Title!

    Tom and Jerry 
Tom and Jerry, Gods of Slapstick (Tom: Tommy, Thomas)