Pantheon: Theater Greater Gods

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BRIAN BLESSED, God of Merriment (That Man Who Shouts A Lot, BRIAN BLESSED, Prince Vultan)

    Monty Spam Pythons 
Graham Spam Spam Spam Chapman, John Spam John Spam John Spam Cleese, Michael Spam Palin, Eric Spam Eggs And Chips Idle, Spam Terry Jones and Terry Spam Sausage Spam Egg Spam Gilliam, Gods of Comedy and Spam (Monty Spam Pythons)

    Kermit the Frog 
Kermit the Frog, God of Muppets (Kermie, The Frog)
  • Theme Song: The Rainbow Connection
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A logo of his head
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Straight Men, Only Sane Men, Only Sane Employees, Frogs and Toads, Interspecies Romance, Rainbows.
  • Domains: Theater, Music, Banjos, Swamps, Rainbows
  • Allies: Jim Henson, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo the Great, the residents of Sesame Street, and countless other Muppets.
  • Enemies: Wart, Doc Hopper, Rachel Bitterman, Tex Richman.
  • Tries to act as the Straight Man in the Theater Pantheon and acts as host for most of the performances in the Theater. If not that, he usually makes sure everything is in order prior to everyone's performances.
    • Gets along with Mickey Mouse in regards, since Mickey usually turns his temple into a lounge known as the "House of Mouse".
  • He and Wart were both up for the God of Batracians, with Miss Piggy and Bowsing fighting on their behalf. The battle was described as timeless. Bowser won when Miss Piggy was buried under a mountain of Thwomps.
  • Kermit has spent a good fifty years searching for the elusive Rainbow Connection. But he will only be able to find it with the lovers and dreamers.
  • Kermit has honorably said that he spiritually shares his title with his late friend Jim Henson, and every single fellow Muppet in existence.
  • Has actually teamed up with many wrestling gods where the Muppets interacted with them throughout the show. It was a sight to be hold.

    Lauren Faust 
Lauren Faust, Goddess of Rebooting A Show The Right Way

Mario, God of Fun (Mister Video Game, Super Mario, formerly Jumpman)

    Mel Blanc 
Mel Blanc, God of Voice Acting (Jerome Melvin Blanc, The Man of a Thousand Voices)

    Norio Wakamoto 
Norio Wakamoto, God of Seiyuu

    Pinkie Pie 
Pinkie Pie, Goddess of the Unexpected Audiences and Parties (Pinkamena Diane Pie)

    Shawn Michaels 
Shawn Michaels, God of Popularity After Breakup (HBK/The Heartbreak Kid, Mr. WrestleMania, Michael Shawn Hickenbottom, The Showstopper)
  • Theme Song: "Sexy Boy"
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The DX Logo or a sword piercing through a heart.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Popularity after a breakup, Selling, Lightning Bruisers, Sweet Chin Music
  • Domains: Wrestling, Popularity
  • Allies: Ricky Steamboat, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Daniel Bryan
  • Rivals: The Undertaker and Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Kane, Randy Orton.
  • Followers: Zack Ryder, Chris Jericho, AJ Styles, Booker T, John Morrison,
  • Plans to challenge Bret Hart for the position of God of Wrestling.
  • He accended to Godhood after his second attempt to defeat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Even though he didn't beat him, he got closer than any mortal or deity that has ever tried, shocking everyone at the last moments of the match where he slapped the Undertaker with all of his remaining strength until Undertaker had to Tombstone him to end his suffering.
    • As Mr. Wrestlemania, ANY match with Shawn is said to be epic. If he's fighting a match at Wrestlemania, expect it to be amazing, no exceptions.
  • Even though his regular kicks are nowhere near as powerful as those of the Goddess of Kicking, Chun Li, he still has the most devastating kick-attack in the Pantheon: The Sweet Chin Music Superkick, an ability that can come out of nowhere and knock down almost any opponent that it is used against. The reason for its name is the fact that it makes a very loud and recognizable sound that can be heard throughout all the Pantheon every time it connects. Ever since his rice to Godhood, only the likes of Asura, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Mr Rogers have been able to dodge it. Chun-Li even shivers at the idea of her Spinning Bird Kick or Hyakuretsukyaku clashing with Sweet Chin Music, moreso on being on the receiving end of one. Just ask John Cena, or The Undertaker, or Triple H, or most of the female deities in the House of Love.
  • Tends to spend a lot of time in the House of Love. He is known as the HeartBreak Kid for a reason, you know.
  • What makes him so different from the other wrestlers who ascended? "I sing my own theme song!" (although ironically, he can't sing at all).
  • If he's out on business, he has an answering machine for the other Gods. This is the message he leaves.
  • Whatever you do, do NOT bring up those photos from his Playgirl days. As he stated, "I was blind! I was stupid! You [Triple H] told me GIRLS bought that magazine."

    Steve Blum 
Steve Blum, God of Better Performances than the Original (Spike Spiegel, Roger Smith, T.O.M., Starscream, Wolverine)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A voice acting booth
  • Alignment: Possibly True Neutral (Law, Good)
  • Portfolio: Voicing Tough Guys, Breaking Pigeonholes
  • Followers: Bang Zoom! Entertainment, Vic Mignogna, DAN GREEN!, Koichi Yamadera
  • Allies: Norio Wakamoto
  • Domains: Nobility, Pride, War
  • High Priests/Priestess: Crispin Freeman, Wendee Lee
  • Has recently been awarded a spot in the Guinness Book of Records for most characters in voice acting. Whether or not this grants him the powers of an Overdeity is still in debate.
  • He has favors all over the pantheon. Even people like Red Skull have often turned to him if they want publicity runs.
    • One of the more begrudging gods to owe him a favor is Starscream. There's a theory that Steve's natural awesomeness is what lead to Starscream becoming so awesome, and being, well, Starscream, he doesn't want to admit his debt to any God.
  • Funimation is currently competing against Blum to try to oust him and take over his title, mostly due to how Funi's in-house talent is reaching to his level in terms of Superlative Dubbing.

    The Joker 
The Joker, God of Madness, Clowns, Crazy Laughter, Sick Jokes, Convoluted Executions, Destruction, and Chaos Undivided (Mistah J, Jack Napier, the Clown Prince of Crime, the Card With No Number, The Clown At Midnight, The Man Who Laughs, Agent of Chaos)