Pantheon: Theater Demigods And Quasideities

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    Adam West 
Adam West, God of Those Who Parody Their Roles (The Grey Ghost, Mayor West, Catman, The Galloping Gazelle and many more)
  • Demigod (but revered as an Intermediate God)
  • Symbol: His 1960's Batman outfit
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: those casted in specific roles and parodying to almost Self-Deprecation levels. Self-Parody.
  • Domains: Acting, Parodies
  • Allies: Batman, Bruce Lee, Seth McFarlane, RL Stine, many Star Trek gods. Also has favors from every Batman god, good and bad.
  • High Priests: George Takei and William Shatner.
  • One day, Emmet, God of Lego, was preparing another LEGO Batman story, and decided to look into Batman's files. Upon watching the 1960's series, he decided to get Adam West to come up. Upon seeing Batman, Adam West humbly agreed. Thus Emmet personally built him a temple in the House of Theater, even creating a special level in the LEGO Batman game to replicate the old show.
  • Adam's character fluctuates every now and then. He's either a star of an old show Batman used to watch (Grey Ghost), Mayor of Quahog (Mayor West), an old hero from a kid's show (either Catman or Galloping Gazelle), etc. Either way, it's a sight to be hold. The Council of Cloudcuckooland loves him for it.
  • Has met up with Bruce Lee, due to a time during his Batman days where Bruce once met someone by the name of Kato. When gods learned about this role, they started watching the show again just to see Lee in action. Bruce...would rather not remember that part of his past.
  • Is taken aback by many of the costumes that the Batman Rogue Galley wear: most specifically, he's amazed why the Joker doesn't have a white powdered mustache on. He also wonders why Batman has stopped dancing the Batusi.
  • Whenever there's a production of a super hero parody in the House of Theater, you can bet that Adam West will be there.

Homsar, God of Gag Characters (Non-Sequitur Champion)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His bowler hat
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
  • Portfolio: Acceptable Chaotic Stupidity, Talkative Loons, Non Seqiturs, Being Nonsensical
  • Domains: Chaos, Madness
  • Followers: Sir Not Appearing In This Film (Monty Python), Senor Cardgage (Homestar Runner)
  • Allies: Ayumu Kasuga, Strong Sad
  • Enemies: Strong Bad
  • Is the child of a Chipwich and a cup of coffee.
  • It isn't known for certain how he ended up ascending in the first place. Some say he was left here by aliens, or abandoned at least.
  • He apparently always speaks in word salads, somehow, & rarely speaks English. His word salads is actually a lost language. Strong Bad found this out the the hard way... & lost it after doing a certain ritual.

    Howard Finkel 
Howard Finkel, God of Hammy Announcers (The Fink)
  • Demigod (with a voice of a Greater God)
  • Symbol: A WWF/WWE Microphone
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: loud announcers, guys who weren't wrestling, those who've been announcers for more than forty years, Large Ham
  • Domains: Wrestling, Announcements, Combat
  • Allies: Jim Ross, Bret Hart, Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper...make that all wrestling gods in the Pantheon. Don LaFontaine.
  • Followers: Tony Chimel, Lilian Garcia, Justin Roberts
  • The Pantheon Wrestling Federation needed someone to announce the Gods who were coming in to fight. The Court of the Gods were interrupted by Howard Finkel introducing himself to them. They immediately agreed in giving him this position.
  • He also announces matches and other fights that go on in the Pantheon. This has resulted in more gods coming in to see brawls, due to how loud his voice echoes throughout the Pantheon.
  • Is the only wrestling god—outside Jim Ross—that Randy Orton won't RKO. This is due to the fact that Howard himself isn't a wrestler, and also because if he was down, who else would announce all of Orton's accomplishements?

    Joey Styles 
Joey Styles, God of the Big "OMG!" (Joseph Bonsigore, The Extreme Announcer, The Voice of ECW, The Unscripted, Uncensored Loose Cannon of Commentary)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The ECW Announcers Table.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: His Catch Phrase OH MY GOD!!, Saying whatever he wants and getting away with it, Being a Combat Commentator (With or Without a Partner), Yes Men.
  • Domains: Commentary, Wrestling.
  • His Boss (Technically): Vince McMahon.
  • Allies: JR, Osaka, Joseph Joestar.
  • Rivals: John Bradshaw Layfield, Tony Schiavone.
  • His Ascension it's rather hard to say but a notable moment would be when Edge speared Foley through a flaming table at Wrestlemania. Though he's been doing it before that
  • He has joined the PWF Commentary table and since he punched out JBL once. JBL wisely doesn't do anything that could piss him off.
  • Has no problem calling matches by himself if all of his fellow broadcasters are unavailable.
  • Whenever he screams his Catch Phrase, everyone in the pantheon knows some serious shit just went down.
  • He is one of the very few English speaking Gods, that is considered to be an acceptable replacement for JR.
  • Though lately he spends his days as Vice President for the Pantheon Digital Media Content making sure the gods, good or evil get the best clips that exemplifies their heroics or villainy.
    • The only exception, as with everyone in the Pantheon, is the Disgraces.

    The Joker 
The Joker, God of Evil Clowns, Crazed Laughter and Co-Founder of the GUAE Liebertarian Movement (Mistah J, Jack Napier, the Clown Prince of Crime, the Card With No Number, The Clown At Midnight, The Man Who Laughs, Agent of Chaos)

    King Gator 
King Gator, God of WTF Moments (The Big-Lipped Alligator)
  • Theme Song: "Let's Make Music Together"
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A yellow oval with the writing "Big Lipped Alligator Moment", flanked on either side by His glorious smiling face.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Randomness, Crossdressing, Talking and Singing Animals
  • Domains: Animal, Chaos, Trickery
  • Ascended in a massive, freaky, suggestive all-singing-all-dancing show that nobody has ever talked about since. 'Cept Deadpool, but he's weird like that.
  • Rumors still abound, however, that he still shows up and tries to convince various deities to do a dance number with him. These rumors remain unconfirmed, mostly because very few ever actually talk about them afterwards.

Maechen, God of Exposition Moments

    Nagisa Furukawa 
Nagisa Furukawa, Goddess of Club Reformation (Nagisa Okazaki)

Navi, Goddess of Exposition (Annoying Fairy, Guardian Fairy)

    Oscar Diggs 
Oscar Diggs, God of Stage Magic and Deceptive Appearances (Oz, Oz the Great and Powerful, Oz the Great and Terrible, The (Wonderful) Wizard of Oz, Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkel Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs)
  • Demigod (but can appear to be a Greater God)
  • Symbol: His head inside a cloud of smoke
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Stage Magic, Illusion, Deception, Pretending To Be Incredibly Powerful, Being Larger Than Life, Long Titles
  • Domain: Stage Magic, Deception, False Divinity.
  • Allies: Glinda The Good, Princess Ozma
  • High Priestess: The Great And Powerful Trixie (Lulamoon)
  • One day, The Great and Powerful Trixie (the previous holder of this position) was giving one of her magic shows, claiming as usual that "anything you can do, she can do better", when she was startled by the appearance of a gigantic, intimidating head in a pillar of smoke. The head introduced itself as The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz, and unleashed an onslaught of magic blasts that made Trixie flee, certain that she was being confronted by a wrathful unstoppable deity. The Gods quickly figured out that this was naught but a trick of smoke and mirrors, and that the bolts of power were simple fireworks - but having beaten Trixie at her own game with an impressive performance, the magician was allowed to take her place in the Pantheon. Trixie was reduced to a rank of High Priestess, something which irks her greatly.
  • After receiving the news, he crafted himself a hot-air balloon, said goodbye to the China Girl and all of his friends in Oz, and flew off to the Pantheon. While he's sometimes delved into his own tricks, he can sometimes be seen disguised as a lonely carriage rider to whomever wishes to see him.
  • Has a very uneasy relationship with Elphaba Thropp. This is mostly because he accidentally created the Wicked Witch of the West. He also met up with the recently ascended Ozma and apologized for acting as a Wizard while she was the true ruler of Oz. Ozma has forgiven him (he never even knew about her during his time as the Wizard) and is rather delighted that he was able to fool two of the most powerful witches in Oz with nothing more than some parlor tricks.

    Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine 
Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine, Goddesses of Crossover Spin Offs (Cat: Caterina), (Sam: Samantha, Mama)

    Sora Naegino 
Sora Naegino, Goddess of Acrobatics and Performance Art

    Truman Burbank 
Truman Burbank, God of Oblivious Stardom

    Wii Fit Trainer 
Wii Fit Trainer, Goddess of Characters Coming In Out Of Nowhere and Exergames
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: The Wii Fit Board
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good bordering on True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Characters Appearing From Out of Nowhere, Exercise Games, Yoga as a Fighting Style,Porcelain White Skin, Showing Her Stomach, Practicing Her Yoga Skills Without Foot Protection
  • Domains: Yoga, Unexpected Characters
  • Rivals: Mario, Kirby, Link, Mega Man
  • One day, there were a host of videos for the Gods to learn how to do simple yoga poses. Suddenly, they met up with the Wii Fit Trainer…who proceeded to kick their asses with the use of the Warrior Yoga Pose and sending them flying. Mario, Link and Kirby are still reeling from that experience.
  • Many of the gods are trying to wrap their heads around how exactly she got invited into the fourth Super Smash Bros. tournament. Some state that a higher power than Master Hand added her in… mostly because she would be the last person anyone would see fighting!
    • Even more amazing is that somehow she got invited around the same time as Mega Man. How any of that happened, no one knows for sure (and Mario's not answering questions regarding the matter).
  • When not in her temple, she's in the Academy, preparing her own yoga club so everyone can rest, stretch and relax. However, after the incident above, many make sure that they are heavily armed before they all start flying off into the sky.
  • Thanks to her ascension, the House of Gaming now has a section for those wanting to burn calories yet still have fun. Many Gaming Gods are annoyed by this, but knowing that she's officially a fighter in Super Smash Bros. (and thus is capable of using a Smash Ball when she sees fit), no one voices their complaints in front of her.

Woolie, God of Hype (Woolie the Liar)

    Yusuke Fujisaki and Hime Onizuka 
Yusuke Fujisaki and Hime Onizuka, Gods of the Boke and Tsukkomi Routine and Straight Men (Yusuke: Bossun. Hime: Onihime, Himeko)


    Ahiru/Princess Tutu 
Ahiru, Goddess of Ballet (Princess Tutu, "Duck")
  • Quasideity Lesser Goddess in human form, Intermediate Goddess as Princess Tutu
  • Symbol: A little yellow duck
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Love Freaks, Epic Ballet Dresses, The Power of Ballet, Badass Pacifist, Genki, Plucky Girl, Hope Bringer, Idiot Hair
  • Domain: Community, Craft, Hope, Animal
  • Allies: Naegino Sora, Elena, Ryouna, Asuna Kagurazaka, Pearl
  • Enemy: Drosselmeyer
  • Her ascension into the Trope Pantheon was welcomed by Schwarz Bruder and Ryu Hayabusa engaging in an epic battle... using electric guitars. It was an exhibition.
  • Can now shift at will between duck, girl, and superhero ballerina ever since her ascension.
  • She is eternally grateful for those who have preceded her: Anna Pavlova, Margot Fonteyn, Shirley MacLaine, and many others - and offers prayers for them daily before rehearsing.
  • She is rather afraid of Medusa Gorgon due of sounding like her. Though she is completely fine with Asuna.
  • She is bit mixed on Ryouna. She is bit creep out by her, but admires how smoothly she can dance ballet.

    Chris Mclean 
Chris Mclean, God of Ignoring His Own Rules
  • Theme Song: "I Wanna Be Famous"
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: An image of his own face
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Loving attention, self endorsement, a drama queen and an absolute jerk, a gigantic ham, nothing is ever directly his fault
  • Domains: Animated Reality Shows, Selfishness
  • Enemies: The entirety of the Main House (even if they don't realize it), Uncle Howee, Mordecai and Rigby.
  • High Priest: Chef Hatchet
  • Was ascended due to the success of his TV series, Total Drama. Upon arrival, Chris attempted to enter the Main House, but was rejected and now occupies the House of Theatre. Chris has hated the members of the Main House ever since.
  • Actually has standards. He doesn't like airing out dirty laundry via reading someone else's diary and he pretty much cringed when he saw what Uncle Howee did with naysayers of his show (ie transform them into marionettes).
  • The Trollkaiger have become interested in him for his trolling ways, except they declined when he decided to make a Reality Show about them and would not stop following them with cameras.
  • As of late, a young mortal by the name of Topher (one of Chris's contestants) has tried sucking up to Chris since ascension, trying to usurp his place in the Pantheon. It has yet to actually work out for him, though.
  • He seeks the powers granted by the Realm of Darthon, which let his rule-breaking reach its fullest extent. Mordecai and Rigby have agreed to keep the game away from him, as he reminds them of a Japanese reality show host that once tried to kill them.

    Emmitt Nervend 
Emmitt Nervend, God of Living Props

    Michael Crawford 
Michael Crawford, Keeper of the Music of the Night

    Natsuji Kijima/Cancer Zodiarts 
Natsuji Kijima, God of Rakugo (Cancer Zodiarts, previously Pegasus Zodiarts)
  • Quasideity as a normal human (Demigod as the Cancer Zodiarts and Intermediate God in Supernova mode)
  • Symbol: His Zodiarts Switch next to a folded paper fan.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: completely evil under cheery facades, puns, crab-like monsters, being evil just because it was funny, stealing souls to power himself up, Trolls.
  • Domains: Puns, Evil, Souls, Crabs.
  • Allies: The Trollkaiger and all members of the Demonic Legion.
  • Enemies: Every single member of the Kamen Rider Club. Especially Ryusei Sakuta/Kamen Rider Meteor, Gracia.
  • Made his way to the Pantheon with a cheery hello and a series of puns that made the Gods laugh...and then they collapsed into piles of bodies as Kijima stole their souls. He then went on a humongous rampage as a giant crab monster before being taken down by Kamen Rider Fourze and Meteor. He was about to get sent to the "Dark Nebula", but Terumi Yuki intervened, liking the boy's style of trolling. The Kamen Rider Club looked in fear.
  • Laughed his ass off in regards to the alternate universe where Gentaro became evil due to Ryusei's actions. Then, he became silent when he learned what he was going through (namely, he had been significantly Nerfed and was easily beaten by his fellow Amanogawa High students)...and then shivered in absolute fear when he learned that "Alternate Gentaro" was in the Pantheon.
  • Was very shocked after he found out that his worst enemy Ryusei Sakuta had managed to ascend into the pantheon as he will prepare himself to exact his revenge after his humiliating downfall by him.

    Sir Robin 
Sir Robin, God of Charming Cowardice (Brave Sir Robin, The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir Lancelot)

    Yui Ichii, Yuzuko Nonohara and Yukari Hinata 
Yui Ichii, Yuzuko Nonohara and Yukari Hinata, Goddesses of Schoolgirl Series (Yuzu)

    The Tenants of Hidamari Apartments 
Yuno, Miyako, Hiro, Sae, Nori and Nazuna, Goddesses of Iyashikei (Yuno: Yunocchi, Miyako: Miya, Nori: Norippe, Norisuke)
From left to right: Sae, Hiro, Miyako, Yuno, Nazuna and Nori