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Pantheon: Theater
Theater and Spectacle

The deities here have taken Shakespeare's famous words to heart, and shaped their entire world into the form of a stage. In addition to the most well engineered stage, the Theater also boasts the best orchestra in the multiverse, seating that accommodate entire planetary populations, a high tech and efficient backstage management system, and the best stage ninjas. They also have a direct line with the library in the House of Knowledge, giving them access to every single play in existence. Most of the time, their performances are sold out on the first day and are forced to resort to standing room only to accommodate everyone.

The Theater deities once attempted to do a full performance of The King in Yellow with "mixed" results. Suffice to say, the lead actor in that particular play now goes by the nickname "The Joker".

Due to the power of stories on the Pantheon as a whole, a disproportionate number of members are also members of the Main House. Tread lightly.

Dream of the Endless, Prince of Stories was once a member of this pantheon, but ascended before time (and, yes, thereby before the existence of this pantheon... deal with it) to reside in (some say lead) the Main House.

Please note that there is now a God of Humorously Revised Subtitles but that, due to his base persona and what he goes through, he permanently resides among The Fallen.


William Shakespeare, God of Poetry, Theater and Melodrama (He who did it First, The Troperus Maximus, The Bard of Avon)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A pair of Tragedy-and-Comedy Masks.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Poetry, Stage Plays, Olde English, Tragedy, Comedy, Being Ahead of His Time.
  • Domains: Theater, Knowledge, Craft.
  • Follower: Oscar Wilde (except on Uncyclopedia).
  • If someone, somewhere, has used a trope idea in a popular literary work, chances are This Guy beat them to the punch a long time ago.
  • A great entertainer, his works have been shown daily in the Pantheon for the last three hundred years.
  • The only known possible challenger to his title is Sophocles, but the Greek playwright had to admit Shakespeare's had the advantage in name recognition. Today they're said to be working together on an adaptation of the Great Pantheon War.
  • Jack and Annie once visited him in the past, and played as fairies in "A Midsummer's Night Dream". When William found the two in the Pantheon, he asked if they could be on hand to act in a few more plays for him. Both graciously agreed to help.
  • Is delighted that Romeo and Juliet were able to make it to the Pantheon.

Nohamotyo, God of Obfuscation (Fleeting Demographic Ruler, He Whose Name Cannot Be Remembered)

Kyon, God of Normalcy (The Immovable Object, Patron of Normality, John Smith)

BRIAN BLESSED, God of Merriment (That Man Who Shouts A Lot, BRIAN BLESSED, Prince Vultan)

Samuel L. Jackson, God of BMFs (Jules Winnfield, Zeus Carver, Mace Windu, Agent Neville Flynn, Nick Fury, and many more.)

Nicolas Cage, God of Bad Movie-saving Overreacting (Nicolas Coppola, Peter Loew, Castor Troy/Sean Archer, Edward Malus, Johnny Blaze, Big Daddy)

Navi, Goddess of Exposition (Annoying Fairy, Guardian Fairy)

Simon Cowell, God of British Snarkers (Simon Coward, The Bastard)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A platinum CD
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Deadpan Snarkers, Mean Brits, Giving Dreadful Musicians An Earful, Volleying Insults
  • Domain: Craft, Glory, Pain, Spite
  • Deposed the former god Edmund E. Blackadder in an epic battle.
  • Followers: Gordon Ramsay, Jeremy Clarkson, Sean Hastings
  • Despite having seen everything that the Pantheon has to offer, he still has found a way to mock all of it his signature way.
  • Is rumored to be the father of Chester A. Bum, although Cowell simply critiques any questions about this.

Arthur Fonzarelli, God of Cool (The Fonz, Fonzie)

Mario, God of Fun (Mister Video Game, Super Mario, formerly Jumpman)

Tom Servo, Crow T Robot, Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson, Gods of Riffing

Polygon Man, (Replacement) God of Inter Continuity Crossover and Failed Mascots

Evangeline A.K. McDowell, Goddess of Goth Loli (Eva, Student #26, The Doll Master, The Dark Evangel, The Undying Mage, Apostle of Destruction, Demon King in the form of a Child, The Advent of evil, Demon Lord of Darkness, Kitty, Yukihime)

Robert Pattinson, God of Actors Who Openly Hate the Roles that Made Them Famous (RPatz)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Dagger speared through a Twilight novel.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Adorkable, The Cast Showoff, Deadpan Snarkers, Digging Yourself Deeper, Being a Member of the Hatedom of the Series He Starred In, Those Who Aren't Edward Cullen, Good Actors Portraying Neutral Characters
  • Domains: Good, Snarkery, Movies.
  • Followers: A surprisingly large number of Internet denizens.
  • Allies:
    • Non-Ascended: Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.
    • Ascended: Most of the Gods of Theater, even the ones that hate Twilight, the Harry Potter gods, the PPC. Anonymous has also warmed to him, even though Anon hates Twilight, because of Rob's open contempt for his role in it.
  • Enemies: Edward Cullen (his avatar) and every other god hailing from Twilight.
  • When he took the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, he feared that he might be typecast forever, but his later role in Twilight erased that problem forever. It's common knowledge that Rob would rather be typecast as Cedric.
  • Would like everyone to know that he only took on the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight for the money, and that he actually hates the character.
    • In fact, he has stated straight out that he played Edward as a manic-depressive who hates himself, and has said that the secret to playing Edward is to look 'slightly constipated and stoned.' Needless to say, Cullen was not happy about finding this out.
  • Even though he played the main character in a movie hated by most of the internet, he is still commonly liked due to his open hatred for the role.

Caleb Goldman, God of Hilariously Bad Voice Acting
  • Influence: Lesser God
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Narm, Large Ham, Bad Bad Acting, Creepy Monotone, Stylistic Suck
  • Symbol: A zombie coming to eat your face.
  • Followers: The entire cast of the Resident Evil series, Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Dr. Light from Mega Man 8, and everyone else from the House of the Dead series.
  • Enemies: Dogs of the AMS
  • He wishes to be referred to as: Owah new rul-ah, the umper-roar!
  • It's commonly believed that his massive Venice zombie invasion in 2000 failed because his zombies misheard his order to 'rule over mankind' as 'rule older an kind', and thus mistakenly spent most of their time devouring the elderly.
  • He spends much of his time staring at the house of nature. He's very concerned about protecting the sanctity of the loyfe cycle.
  • Nobody can tell wether he's laughing or trying to cough up a grape that got stuck in his throat.
  • Stephen Colbert once approached him and accused him of stealing his look. Goldman unclasped his hands, stood up from his desk, and declared to Stephen: "This is thuh fuinal bad-uhl!"
  • Decided at one point that 'darn it, I want to be taken seriously', and began a rigorous voice training regiment. When his series' fourth game came out, Goldman gave his role his all, and to everyone's shock the result was actually quite intimidating. Unfortunately, the stigma remains, much to Goldman's chagrin.

Bill Brasky, God of Legendary Deeds (The Divine Son of a Bitch)

Fred Rogers, Ultimate God of Ultimate Showdowns of Ultimate Destinies (Mister Rogers)

The Joker, God of Madness, Clowns, Crazy Laughter, Sick Jokes, Convoluted Executions, Destruction, and Chaos Undivided (Mistah J, Jack Napier, the Clown Prince of Crime, the Card With No Number, The Clown At Midnight, The Man Who Laughs, Agent of Chaos)

Dr. McNinja, God of Crazy Awesome

Christopher Walken, God of Creepy Villains and Patron Saint of Bad Movies

King K. Rool, God of Punny Names (Kaptain K. Rool, Baron K. Roolenstein, King Krusha K. Rool)
  • Theme song: "Gangplank Galleon"
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A crocodile head with bloodshot eyes and a crown.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Themed Names for Mooks, Evil Overlords, Large Hams, Puns About Names (some more clever than others), Evil Reptiles, Assuming Multiple Alises And Titles, The Letter "K"
  • Domains: Reptiles, Genocide, Names
  • Allies: Bowser
  • Enemies: Donkey Kong
  • Followers: The Kremlings. Notable members include Krusha, Klaptrap, Kerozene, Klubba, KAOS, and dozens more.
  • K. Rool is constantly schemeing to eradicate all primates from existence, starting with gorillas and monkeys. He spends his off-time thinking of puns to inspire new breeds of Kremling.
  • He contests Bowser's chair as God of Evil Reptilians, but no one including Bowser takes him seriously. The two sometimes work together, since their enemies Mario and Donkey Kong have an on and off partnership of their own.
  • It's not uncommon for visitors to his seat to see him in a different outfit every day as he tries changing up his plans. Among others he's been a pirate, a Mad Scientist, and a boxer. He also claims to be a pilot, but no one has seen a costume for that yet.

The Lord of Nightmares, Goddess of Creation, Destruction, and Deus ex Machina (Dark Golden Lord, Mother of All Things, True Lord of the Demon Race, Sea of Chaos, Source of All Chaos, L-sama)

Mikuru Asahina, Goddess of Moe (Moe-blob)

Peter Sellers, God of Metaphorical Masks (Major Dennis Bloodnok, Bluebottle, Henry Crun, Grand Duchess Gloriana XII, Tully Bascombe, Count Mountjoy, Claire Quilty, ''Chief'' Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove, Sir Guy Grand, Mr. Hoffman, Chance the Gardener, etc.)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A mask behind a mask
  • Portfolio: Fake Nationalities and Funny Foreigners, Mad Scientists, Fools, Magnificent Bastards and other varieties of Tricksters, and many more. Loved Talking to Himself, gender bending, and taking occasional Refuge in Audacity at least a generation before it became the norm.
  • Domains: Craft (also a musician/singer), Theatre, honorary member of Shape
  • Followers: Most comic actors of renown. Sellers became an honorary member of Shape out of admiration for his inborn transformative ability and empathy for his private struggles.
  • His breath, and later his flesh, gave heightened life to each mask he assumed; as mortal biographer Alexander Walker wrote, "it wasn't concealment: it was transformation." Sellers was supportive of other comic gods, even without actual collaboration, helping to alter comedy in cosmic ways. Non-believers claim a cold void existed beneath his masks, but believers attest that void was just another mask for the truth. As his last work of high art, he cleansed his soul to create a purer identity for himself to be for a while (Chance the Gardener), and upon mortal death ascended to another plane. Clouseau and Chance are each their own selves in the Pantheon, but they would perish if Peter were destroyed.

Sora Naegino, Goddess of Acrobatics and Performance Art

Graham Spam Spam Spam Chapman, John Spam John Spam John Spam Cleese, Michael Spam Palin, Eric Spam Eggs And Chips Idle, Spam Terry Jones and Terry Spam Sausage Spam Egg Spam Gilliam, Gods of Comedy and Spam (Monty Spam Pythons)

Tom and Jerry, Gods of Slapstick

Don LaFontaine, God of Trailers (The In a World Guy)
  • Level of Influence: Demigod
  • Symbol: A voice-over mic
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Trailers, In a World, Hey, It's That Guy!
  • Domains: Craft, Passion
  • Having shed his form in this world on September 1st, 2008, he is now narrating the Final Judgments of those who enter the Afterlife.
  • He also reads out the list of crimes before a god is sent among the Disgraces.

Hong Meiling, Goddess of Butt Monkeys (China, Chuugoku)
  • Theme Song: Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A golden star with the Chinese character for "dragon" on it
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Anime Chinese Girl, Memetic Mutation, Ensemble Dark Horse, The Abused One, Ki Powered Martial Arts with Rainbow Colors, Gate Keeper
  • Domains: Comedy, Servtitude, Abuse
  • Follower: Sunohara Youhei
  • Allies: Milhouse, Waspinator
  • Superior: Sakuya Izayoi
  • Only allowed in the Pantheon so everyone can pick on her and provide humor. Even Black Mage picks on her. What differentiated her from the other disgraced Butt Monkey is that she managed to embrace the position strongly even though she's crying on the inside.
  • Since her boss Sakuya Izayoi has yet to be deified while she managed to get a position, China has received lots of knives on her forehead, maybe ten times in one day (three of them comes from one of Dio Brando, one of the gods that Sakuya followed)
  • Just because she's Chinese and be a Goddess of Butt Monkey, it does not mean that it is good to pick on Chinese people for humor. It's considered racism and a serious crime in the Pantheon. Even if bloody Guan Yu has practically become the Butt Monkey of the Pantheon.
  • The Pantheon is also ignoring the fact that Word of God completely ruins every reason to make fun of her.
  • Was once really happy, saying that she was able to drove off Namazu from House of Nature and off Pantheon. Most gods just think she was dreaming, saying that they never had seen "Namazu" before.

Light Yagami, God of Disproportionate Drama (Kira)

George Carlin, God of Black Comedy and Patron Saint of the Seven Dirty Words (That Old Fuck, Mr. Conductor, Rufus)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A microphone with seven particular words encircling it
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, but loves playing as Chaotic Evil for the audiences
  • Portfolio: Acceptable Targets, Knowing How Far to Push a Joke, Swearing, Age-induced cynicism, Nice People Who Play Mean Characters, Enjoying Suffering, Refuge in Audacity
  • Domains: Dark Comedy, Swearing, Ranting
  • Followers: Many, many mortal comedians.
  • Upon ascending and having it explained to him what it meant, he proceeded to launch into a twenty-five minute long rant about how ridiculous the idea was that now he's the invisible man people pray to, what the hell sort of universe is this, although if it's for real, now that he's a god he can have fun playing with the mortals, especially the ones who were assholes to him while he was alive on earth. He concluded by saying "fuck the pantheon, fuck the gods...and fuck everyone now that I think of it!"
  • He still performs his famous routines on-stage every week for packed audiences. When it was once asked how he can continue to mock religion now that he himself is a god, he replied "You're just gonna have to figure that shit out on your own". He's eagerly waiting for the final battle between good and evil, as he think it's funny when a lot of people die — now a lot of gods dying, that's hilarious.
  • Is actually a very nice and gentle man, and is happy to receive visitors and chat with them when he isn't on stage.

Sir Robin, God of Charming Cowardice (Brave Sir Robin, The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir Lancelot)

Norio Wakamoto, God of Seiyuu
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: Anime-shaped little man with the 'villain' label.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (tends to masquerade as any of the Evil Alignments)
  • Portfolio: Villain roles (while being a nice, Cool Old Guy), Hilarious narrators, Hilarious characters, Memetic Badass, Being an ex-cop.
  • Domains: Anime, Voice, Theater.
  • Allies: Chiyo-chichi, M. Bison, Dracula, Barbatos Goetia, Charles zi Britannia, Alexander Anderson.
  • Western Counterparts: Frank Welker, Steve Blum
  • High Priestess: Megumi Hayashibara
  • Anyone he voices shall receive the recognition of Badass.
  • At one moment he's a harmless but hilarious man. At the other moment, he can be your worst nightmare.
  • He once narrated the tale of the 22th Super Sentai known as Seijuu Sentai Gingaman.
  • Opposed across the Pacific by Frank Welker and Steven Blum.
  • Is sighted in the vicinity of the quake/tsunami disaster at March 11th... giving help to those in need. The Pantheon was so impressed, they increased Wakamoto's power and influence as a reward. A reward accepted by Wakamoto... humbly

Krusty the Clown, God of Jaded Performers (mortal name: Herschel Krustofski)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A pacemaker scar across his chest
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Embittered Clowns, Jaded Actors, Kids' Show Hosts
  • Domains: Suffering, Trade, Trickery
  • Followers: Baby Herman
  • Allies: Bart and Homer Simpson, Al Bundy
  • Opposed by: Sideshow Bob, Mr. Burns
  • As a relatively harmless clown, Krusty was allowed to take the spot when he thought he was auditioning for a big-budget Hollywood production called "My Slice of Heaven". He soon realized that he had been tricked when neither Elizabeth Taylor nor any of her ex-husbands showed up to congratulate him, but was happy to learn that his new role moved him to a bigger house (rent-free!)

Sideshow Bob, God of Cultured Villains (mortal name: Robert Underdunk Terwilleger)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A pair of big floppy shoes
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Clowns, Affably Evil Erudite Bastards, Recidivism, Revenge
  • Domains: Retribution, Knowledge, Spite
  • Followers: Nicolae Carpathia
  • Allies: Mr. Burns
  • Opposed by: Krusty, Bart Simpson, a surprisingly large assortment of rakes
  • Bob decided to step out of Krusty's shadow and engage in Affably Evil behavior for several years before finally giving up and moving out of the country to partake in the finest of world cuisines. Whoever his mortal successor should be has some mighty big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...
  • He resents his former status as a put-up clown's assistant, which makes his enduring weakness against strategically positioned rakes (THWACK! Grrrwwrrr...) ironic.

Matt, God of Amazingly Popular Cannon Fodder (Mail Jeevas)
  • Quasideity, but his followers assign him the importance of a a Greater God.
  • Symbol: His games console
  • Alignment: Unknown - he wasn't around for long enough for it to become clear.
  • Portfolio: Becoming Much Loved By Fans Despite Dying After Approximately Ten Minutes Of Screentime, Tempting Death, Slash, Absurd Faux-Foreign Names
  • Domains: Inquisition
  • Allies: Mello, L
  • Enemies: Light Yagami
  • Matt showed up in pantheon after being assigned the role of God of Popular Cannon Fodder, only to stumble in the middle of a fight between Asura and his mentor Augus and get promptly squashed flat by stray debris on his first day. Despite the fact that gods can't be killed, he took so long to revive that the other gods began to wonder and went ahead and had a funeral. True to his title, despite having not been in the pantheon for more than a day before "dying", a disproportionate number of gods showed up to mourn him.

Truman Burbank, God of Oblivious Stardom

Homsar, God of Gag Characters
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His bowler hat
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
  • Portfolio: Acceptable Chaotic Stupidity, Talkative Loons, Non Seqiturs, Being Nonsensical
  • Domains: Chaos, Madness
  • Followers: Sir Not Appearing In This Film (Monty Python), Senor Cardgage (Homestar Runner)
  • Allies: Ayumu Kasuga, Strong Sad
  • Enemies: Strong Bad
  • Is the child of a Chipwich and a cup of coffee.
  • It isn't known for certain how he ended up ascending in the first place. Some say he was left here by aliens, or abandoned at least.

The Rock, God of Those Larger Than Hams and current bearer of "The Pantheon's Eyebrow" (Dwayne Johnson, The People's Champ, Rocky, The Brahma Bull, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, The Great One)
  • Theme Song: "The Rock Says"
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His bull tattoo, with the trademark eyebrow.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Professional Wrestling, The People's Eyebrow, Formerly Hated Person, Third-Person Person, Big Thick Ham Steak Wrapped In Bacon And Stuffed Into A Suckling Pig With A Can Of Spam In Its Mouth Served On A Plate Of Porkchops, Rock Bottom (not THAT), The People's Elbow.
  • Domain: Strength, Wrestling, Charisma, Theater
  • Allies: BRIAN BLESSED, James T. Kirk
  • Opposed by: Steve Austin, John Cena.
  • FINALLY.... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE PANTHEON!
  • At one point he was a complete straight good guy, and is much much more hated than the people in the Disgraces. Got sick of it, he finally breaks away his 'goody two shoes' persona and does a lot of fabulous hammy, charismatic speech, and THAT eyebrow, while kicking much ass in process. As a result, he quickly rose into stardom and becomes 'The People's Champ', not looking behind anymore.
  • His followers, known as "The Millions", as well as his personal army known as "Team Bring It", are the source of power for his most devestating attack: The Peoples Elbow. After throwing any of his belongings to nearby onlookers, no matter how small or insignificant, he runs over his opponents body as energy from the people gathers to his elbow, that he later uses to unleash a powerful blow towards his opponent's chest. This move is almost guaranteed to gain a victory for him if he has enough support for it... or if his opponent can lay down on the ground long enough.
  • Whenever he visits the House of Love, all the Goddesses become wet...with perspiration!
  • Is good friends with Captain Kirk, but The Rock says that he would defend his place in the Pantheon if that jabroni William Shatner (Kirk's alter ego) wants to contest for it. But The Rock has already had a backup place in the house of Personal Appearance as the God of Eyebrows should he fail to defend it... but that's unlikely because that jabroni never stands a chance!
  • Fought against John Cena in two consecutive Wrestlemania events, proving that he can still go up against (and in the case of their first encounter, beat) one of the biggest names that the world of wrestling has to offer. Ever since that day, he has tried to become a Greater God worthy enough to be in the Main House. Many gods have said that it is impossible. The Rock's response was simple: "THE ROCK WIPES A MONKEY'S ASS WITH THE WORD IMPOSSIBLE!"
  • All the members of the Pantheon, especially those from the House of Food, can certainly SMEEEEEELLLLLLL what The Rock... is COOOOKKIIINNNNNGGG!!

Michael Bay, God of Very Very Large Explosions

Mel Blanc, God of Voice Acting (The Man of a Thousand Voices)

Sean Connery, God of Film Improvement

Michael Crawford, Keeper of the Music of the Night

Ahiru/Princess Tutu, Goddess of Dance
  • Quasideity Lesser Goddess in human form, Intermediate Goddess as Princess Tutu
  • Symbol: A little yellow duck
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Love Freaks, Epic Ballet Dresses, The Power of Ballet
  • Domain: Community, Craft, Hope, Animal
  • Allies: Naegino Sora, Elena
  • Enemy: Drosselmeyer
  • Her ascension into the Trope Pantheon was welcomed by Schwarz Bruder and Ryu Hayabusa engaging in an epic battle... using electric guitars. It was an exhibition.
  • Can now shift at will between duck, girl, and superhero ballerina ever since her ascension.
  • She is eternally grateful for those who have preceded her: Anna Pavlova, Margot Fonteyn, Shirley MacLaine, and many others - and offers prayers for them daily before rehearsing.

Steve Blum, God of Better Performances than the Original (Spike Spiegel, Roger Smith, T.O.M., Starscream, Wolverine)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A voice acting booth
  • Alignment: Possibly True Neutral (Law, Good)
  • Portfolio: Voicing Tough Guys, Breaking Pigeonholes
  • Followers: Bang Zoom! Entertainment, Vic Mignogna, DAN GREEN!, Koichi Yamadera
  • Allies: Norio Wakamoto
  • Domains: Nobility, Pride, War
  • His high priest and next-in-line successor is Crispin Freeman, and his high priestess is Wendee Lee.
  • Has recently been awarded a spot in the Guiness Book of Records for most characters in voice acting. Whether or not this grants him the powers of an Overdeity is still in debate.
  • He has favors all over the pantheon. Even people like Red Skull have often turned to him if they want publicity runs.
    • One of the more begrudging gods to owe him a favor is Starscream. There's a theory that Steve's natural awesomeness is what lead to Starscream becoming so awesome, and being, well, Starscream, he doesn't want to admit his debt to any God.
  • Funimation is currently competing against Blum to try to oust him and take over his title, mostly due to how Funi's in-house talent is reaching to his level in terms of Superlative Dubbing.

King Gator, God of WTF Moments (The Big-Lipped Alligator)
  • Theme Song: "Let's Make Music Together"
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A yellow oval with the writing "Big Lipped Alligator Moment", flanked on either side by His glorious smiling face.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Randomness, Crossdressing, Talking and Singing Animals
  • Domains: Animal, Chaos, Trickery
  • Ascended in a massive, freaky, suggestive all-singing-all-dancing show that nobody has ever talked about since. 'Cept Deadpool, but he's weird like that.
  • Rumors still abound, however, that he still shows up and tries to convince various deities to do a dance number with him. These rumors remain unconfirmed, mostly because very few ever actually talk about them afterwards.

Emmitt Nervend, God of Living Props

Veigue Lungberg, God of Name-Yelling

Terry Bogard, God of Gratuitous Engrish (Terrence Bogard, Lone Wolf of Southtown)

Arnold Schwarzenegger (Der Gouvernator, The Terminator) & Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, Sly Stallone) Gods of Action Movies
  • Intermediate Gods
  • Symbol: Both of them shirtless, holding up machine guns.
  • Alignment: *insert law scale here* Good
  • Portfolio: Action Hero, Badass, One-Man Army, Lots of shooting, Papa Wolf (Arnold)
  • Domains: Theater, War, Justice
  • There was one time that they descended to the mortal realm during the religious event that is Contra, in which they agreed to pose as the mortals' models for the hero. Thus, Bill Rizer and Lance Bean became avatars of Arnold and Sylvester.
  • If you see Arnold with a kid, don't mess with the kid or Arnold will fuck you up so hard you're gonna need more coffins to bury your remain.
    • Note that while we never see Sylvester do it with a kid, it's not a good idea to assume that he doesn't do it.
  • One day, while Sylvester was busy eating cookies in the House of Food, Arnold called him, but Sylvester was still munching his cookie (not on purpose), causing Arnold to yell "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!". That line became a hit and it was adapted by the House of Music into a Stupid Statement Dance Mix.
    • Turns out that Arnold was trying to warn Sly that Revolver Ocelot had poisoned one of the cookies. Good thing Sly put it down before it's too late.
  • Once, a fight was organized to see who was stronger. It ended in a double KO.
  • After stumbling upon Excalibur's theme song, Arnie immediately passed down a law in California to NOT let Excalibur enter the state, for the sake of his and the people of California's sanity.

Jar Jar Binks God of Plucky Comic Relieves

Horatio Caine, God of the Quip to Black and... Dramatic Sunglasses-wearingnote 

Iago, God of Manipulative Wordplay, Ambiguous Foe Yay, Jealousy, Magnificent Bastardry, Casual Racism and Misogyny, and Unspecified Motives (Honest Iago)

LittleKuriboh, God of Abridgerty (LK, Card Games FTW, Martin Billany)

The Giant Cow, Sacred Cow of Excessive Drama
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A giant udder.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Large Hams, Narm
  • Her prayers are done through gesturing.
  • Her friend Large Pig made an heroic sacrifice to become Large Ham, the sacred dish of overactors.

King Harkinian, God of CDi and Youtube Poop (The King)

Fat Mario, God of Off Model

Gay Luigi, God of Mondegreen

Pinkie Pie, Goddess of the Unexpected Audiences and Parties (Pinkamena Diane Pie)

Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, Co-Gods of Getting Crap Past the Radar
  • Greater Gods
  • Symbol: A censored sign with a "troll face" over it
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Getting Crap Past the Radar, naughty humor.
  • Domain: Chaos, Good, Laughter
  • Allies: Phineas Flynn, Isabella Garcia Shapiro, Mario, Bugs Bunny.
  • Phineas and Isabella being their creations, serve as underlings.

Lauren Faust, Goddess of Rebooting A Show The Right Way
  • Greater Goddess
  • Symbol: An ink bottle and a quill
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Awesome shows, cute creatures that kick ass, likable characters in girl shows, being worshipped by fans and being close to them
  • Domain: Animation, Art, Creation
  • Allies: almost any of the Gods hailing from the shows she has worked on
  • Followers: notably, Bronies
  • Can appear both in human form or as a white alicorn with ink and quill for a cutie mark.
  • Albeit she has willingly given up some of her power, she remains a force to be reckoned with in the Pantheon. The amount of devoted followers she has rivals ZUN's, and a growing amount of powerful deities from her works are ascending to the Pantheon.
  • It is rumored that Lauren Faust is the Queen above Princesses Celestia and Luna.
  • It is not known whether she has made any interaction with the Elements of Harmony, who have also ascended at separate times. Or what her say is about Queen Chrysalis.
  • Rumors abound that she achieved her level of success with the show by making a contract with the Incubators. Sources for these rumours often include references to her name. She has not yet commented on this, and neither have the Incubators, Tzeentch, or any of the Magical Girls.

Dave Strider, God of Hipsters (The Knight of Time)

Shawn Michaels, God of Popularity After Breakup (HBK/The Heartbreak Kid, Mr. WrestleMania, Michael Shawn Hickenbottom, The Showstopper)
  • Theme Song: "Sexy Boy"
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The DX Logo or a sword piercing through a heart.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Popularity after a breakup, Selling, Lightning Bruisers, Sweet Chin Music
  • Domains: Wrestling, Popularity
  • Allies: Ricky Steamboat, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Daniel Bryan
  • Rivals: The Undertaker and Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Kane, Randy Orton.
  • Followers: Zack Ryder, Chris Jericho, AJ Styles, Booker T, John Morrison,
  • Plans to challenge Bret Hart for the position of God of Wrestling.
  • He accended to Godhood after his second attempt to defeat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Even though he didn't beat him, he got closer than any mortal or deity that has ever tried, shocking everyone at the last moments of the match where he slapped the Undertaker with all of his remaining strength until Undertaker had to Tombstone him to end his suffering.
    • As Mr. Wrestlemania, ANY match with Shawn is said to be epic. If he's fighting a match at Wrestlemania, expect it to be amazing, no exceptions.
  • Even though his regular kicks are nowhere near as powerful as those of the Goddess of Kicking, Chun Li, he still has the most devastating kick-attack in the Pantheon: The Sweet Chin Music Superkick, an ability that can come out of nowhere and knock down almost any opponent that it is used against. The reason for its name is the fact that it makes a very loud and recognizable sound that can be heard throughout all the Pantheon every time it connects. Ever since his rice to Godhood, only the likes of Asura, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Mr Rogers have been able to dodge it. Chun-Li even shivers at the idea of her Spinning Bird Kick or Hyakuretsukyaku clashing with Sweet Chin Music, moreso on being on the receiving end of one. Just ask John Cena, or The Undertaker, or Triple H, or most of the female deities in the House of Love.
  • Tends to spend a lot of time in the House of Love. He is known as the HeartBreak Kid for a reason, you know.
  • What makes him so different from the other wrestlers who ascended? "I sing my own theme song!" (although ironically, he can't sing at all).
  • If he's out on business, he has an answering machine for the other Gods. This is the message he leaves.
  • Whatever you do, do NOT bring up those photos from his Playgirl days. As he stated, "I was blind! I was stupid! You [Triple H] told me GIRLS bought that magazine."

Kermit the Frog, God of Muppets (Kermie, The Frog)
  • Theme Song: The Rainbow Connection
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A logo of his head
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Straight Men, Only Sane Men, Only Sane Employees, Frogs and Toads, Interspecies Romance, Rainbows.
  • Domains: Theater, Music, Banjos, Swamps, Rainbows
  • Allies: Jim Henson, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo the Great, the residents of Sesame Street, and countless other Muppets.
  • Enemies: Wart, Doc Hopper, Rachel Bitterman, Tex Richman.
  • Tries to act as the Straight Man in the Theater Pantheon and acts as host for most of the performances in the Theater. If not that, he usually makes sure everything is in order prior to everyone's performances.
    • Gets along with Mickey Mouse in regards, since Mickey usually turns his temple into a lounge known as the "House of Mouse".
  • He and Wart were both up for the God of Batracians, with Miss Piggy and Bowsing fighting on their behalf. The battle was described as timeless. Bowser won when Miss Piggy was buried under a mountain of Thwomps.
  • Kermit has spent a good fifty years searching for the elusive Rainbow Connection. But he will only be able to find it with the lovers and dreamers.
  • Kermit has honorably said that he spiritually shares his title with his late friend Jim Henson, and every single fellow Muppet in existence.
  • Has actually teamed up with many wrestling gods where the Muppets interacted with them throughout the show. It was a sight to be hold.

Scott Steiner, God of Angrish (Big Poppa Pump, The Genetic Freak, Freakzilla, The Big Bad Booty Daddy, The Man with the Largest Arms in the Pantheon)
  • Theme Song: "Holler if you hear me!"
  • Lesser God (Though he belives to be a Greater God)
  • Symbol: A silhouette of a head with his sunglasses, goatee and chainmail.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral or Evil. It's hard to tell with him.
  • Portfolio: Guys who go insane for almost nothing, people with specific things that pisses them off, Cool Shades, becomming more famous after leaving a team, Narm, being entertaining on the mic by being terrible, people who's not really all that bright at times, not giving anybody "sympy" while still getting love from the people.
  • Domains: Wrestling, Rage, Narm, Comedy
  • Followers: His "Freaks and Hootches" from the House of Love, Petey Williams, Ahmed Johnson, The Ultimate Warrior.
  • Enemies: John Cena, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, Alex Louis Armstrong, Goldberg, human countires, any overweight god, rednecks, WHITE TRAAAASH,The English Language!
  • High Priest: Ultimate Warrior.
  • He once tried to become a statistics teacher in the Academy. But after witnessing his less than accurate math equations, it was swiftly denied. In retaliation, he decided to found the Higher Educated University. So far, the only other teacher other than himself is the Ultimate Warrior, teacher of comicbook writing.
  • He once tried to pick a fight with Asura by cutting one of his infamous promos in his face. This moment suprised the entire Pantheon since it didn't lead to a fight or Steiner getting ripped appart to tiny pieces, wich tends to be the result whenever sombody tries to anger Asura. In fact, it actually lead to Asura having a hard time trying not to laugh!
  • It is considered wise to NEVER use the word "Hurricanrana" in his precense. He demands that it should always be called a "Frankensteiner", a move that he can suprisingly still pull off.
  • Everytime Steiner enters the House of Love, he uses astronomy as a means to explain the size of his "Big Dipper" wile claiming that he has women 9 days out of the week. Nobody tells him that the week only has 7 days, unless they want to hear him ramble on in Angrish, his native language, in an hour or two.
  • There is a famous drinking game played by the gods in the House of Sports: Whenever Scott Steiner does a belly-to-belly suplex or loudly exclaims the word "HUH?!", take a shot! This is also the biggest cause of alcohol poisoning in the Pantheon.
  • Whenever he claims that he is hungry, it tends to cause silent laughters from whoever is in the House of Food at the moment.
  • He is convinced that he has the largest arms in the entire Pantheon, even when every other god has tried to prove otherwise. His speeches that arises from denial and anger are still a good source of entertainment.
  • Scott Steiner accended to godhood after he managed to outwrestle the casts of Axis Powers Hetalia and Scandinavia and the World as well as the entire population of Papua New Guinea. The other gods still have a hard time trusting him when he claims that he has "Wrestled a lot of countries".
  • The House of Knowledge are still trying to decipher the language he starts to speak whenever he gets angry. They have managed to translate most of it and document it into dictionaries, but they still have no damn clue what the hell the sentence "Doing him an egg" is supposed to mean.
  • He seems to have an incredibly massive hatred towards any person who may be overweight. He once attacked E. Honda and Jabba the Hutt with a lead pipe and a steel chair on seperate occasions when he saw them in the House of Food and the House of Sports. When he was stopped by members of the GUAG, he simply defended his actions with the following statement.
  • He tried to test his luck in Lordran once. As expected with most people, it didn't go too well.
  • "SIZE DOES MATTER, BITCH!"

Needles Kane, God of Monster Clowns (Sweet Tooth)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His burning mask.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Monster Clown, Complete Monster, Serial Killer, Ax-Crazy, Bad Humor Truck
  • Domains: Chaos, Evil, Death, Suffering
  • Allies: Khorne, Omega, The Joker, Hannibal Lector.
  • Rival: Kratos
  • Enemies: Batman, Garrus.
  • He keeps his ice cream truck (Also named Sweet Tooth) inside of the Pantheons' vault. Many weaker deities tends to hide the very moment they hear the distorted jingle that it makes when he drives around the realms of both mortals and gods.
  • He has been seen talking to a paper bag at times while spreading terror in any neighborhood he has caused carnage in. Nobody has any clue to why.
  • He ascended to godhood after winning a Twisted Metal tournament. He wished to be sent to where the daughter of his host has been hiding so that he could kill her. Sadly for him, she had been dead for 10 years when he made the wish, leading to him getting buried alive in her casket. To this day, he has tried to find Calypso in order to get his revenge.
  • He has made a plan to make sure that if anything should happen to him, he will make sure that his son will be the next driver of the truck. And if that should fail, he can always try to get Yukari in it somehow.
  • When Kratos spilled his ice cream, he became extremely pissed, wanting the God of War to pick it up and pay for it. The two have been in a recent clash over the whole thing.

Dolph Ziggler, God of Selling (Ziggles, Nicky, Nick Nemeth)
  • Theme Song: "Here To Show The World"
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: #HEEL... even after turning Face.
  • Alignment: Formerly Neutral Evil... now Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Selling, Attention Whoring, Bad Ass Boast, Camp Straight, Narcissism, Compressed Hair.
  • Domains: Wrestling, Perfection, Show-Offs.
  • Followers: Heath Slater.
  • Ally: Miki Aono.
  • Rivals:
  • Enemies: Alberto Del Rio, The Shield, A.J. Lee, (In Wrestling, with AJ Lee being his former ally).
  • Cashed in Money in the Bank on Eragon in order to take his power. When the Pantheon saw his skills at making any more look intensely powerful, they awarded him a seat in the House of Theater.
  • Is often times called a show-off by other Gods, he retorts that "It's not showing off if you can back it up!'
  • Despite only winning about half his matches in the Pantheon, the other deities still have a good time watching both his victories and losses. He makes loosing look good!
  • His hair is considered a nightmare for the House of Shape and Craft. No matter what they try to do for it, it always becomes messed up like all hell whenever he starts a fight.
  • Underwent a Heel-Face Turn as a result showing a Never Say "Die" attitude after a serious fight against Alberto Del Rio, who performed a Face-Heel Turn.
    • As a result of this, Miki Aono is currently helping him with improving his perfect qualities without turning heel again.
  • Currently awaiting for the ascension of his friendly rival Big E Langston.
  • Does not like to remember that he used to be a cheerleader named Nicky or a golf caddy known as Nick Nemeth.

Auron, God of Ensemble Darkhorses

Steve Austin, God of The Big "WHAT?!"' (Stone Cold, The Texas Rattlesnake, The Alcohol-Fueled Whoop-Ass Machine)
  • Theme Song: Glass Shatters, either version
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Middle-finger gesture (Stone Cold Salute) and/or skull with smoking eye sockets
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Professional Wrestling, Beer (and lots of it), Sociopathic Heroes (And Doing it in Comedic Moments), George Jetson Job Security, Stomping Mudholes, Lovable Jerks, Rebellious Spirits.
  • Domains: Strength, Chaos, Alcohol.
  • Allies: Jim Ross, Lobo.
  • Rivals: CM Punk, The Rock (friendly though), Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Vince McMahon, The Undertaker, Kane.
  • It is customary to quote Austin 3:16 - "I just whupped your ass!" when one completes such an act. "Because Stone Cold said so." also has its moments.
  • Was unable to win the tournament that decided the God of Wrestling. He still got to kick CM Punk's ass, though.
  • In recent time, there has been many fights between him and the God of Straight Edge, CM Punk.
  • Whenever he is present in the House of Food, there always seem to be a large amount of beer missing along with a lot of broken glass covering the floor as well. Has become a good drinking buddy to recently ascended Andre the Giant, and the two can be shown having beer chugging contests from time to time.
  • Whatever you do, NEVER EVER hurt Jim Ross in his presence. It will end badly.
  • Is to be wary of seen in the House of Travel. That's because he'll drive off with a vehicle, drive it to a match in the House of Combat or Sports, get off it, and then start putting the Stone Cold Stunner on anyone he sees.
  • For not too long ago, a newly accended masked god began to hire people to hunt Austin, desecrating his places of worship and turning his life into a living hell. Austin managed to defeat his new foes before tracking down the god who has made an enemy out of him, demanding to know who it was. he was met with this.

Oscar Diggs, God of Stage Magic and Deceptive Appearances (Oz, Oz the Great and Powerful, Oz the Great and Terrible, The (Wonderful) Wizard of Oz, Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkel Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs)
  • Demigod (but can appear to be a Greater God)
  • Symbol: His head inside a cloud of smoke
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Stage Magic, Illusion, Deception, Pretending To Be Incredibly Powerful, Being Larger Than Life, Long Titles
  • Domain: Stage Magic, Deception, False Divinity.
  • Allies: Glinda The Good, Princess Ozma
  • High Priestess: The Great And Powerful Trixie
  • One day, The Great and Powerful Trixie (the previous holder of this position) was giving one of her magic shows, claiming as usual that "anything you can do, she can do better", when she was startled by the appearance of a gigantic, intimidating head in a pillar of smoke. The head introduced itself as The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz, and unleashed an onslaught of magic blasts that made Trixie flee, certain that she was being confronted by a wrathful unstoppable deity. The Gods quickly figured out that this was naught but a trick of smoke and mirrors, and that the bolts of power were simple fireworks - but having beaten Trixie at her own game with an impressive performance, the magician was allowed to take her place in the Pantheon. Trixie was reduced to a rank of High Priestess, something which irks her greatly.
  • After receiving the news, he crafted himself a hot-air balloon, said goodbye to the China Girl and all of his friends in Oz, and flew off to the Pantheon. While he's sometimes delved into his own tricks, he can sometimes be seen disguised as a lonely carriage rider to whomever wishes to see him.
  • Has a very uneasy relationship with Elphaba Thropp. This is mostly because he accidentally created the Wicked Witch of the West. He also met up with the recently ascended Ozma and apologized for acting as a Wizard while she was the true ruler of Oz. Ozma has forgiven him (he never even knew about her during his time as the Wizard) and is rather delighted that he was able to fool two of the most powerful witches in Oz with nothing more than some parlor tricks.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, God of Talk Show with Fists (Hot Rod, George Roderick Toombs)

Dimitri, God of Jiving (Dimitri L. Lousteau)

  • Theme song: Greasy Sweet (remix)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His "greasy sweet" suit
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: jiving, crazy artistry, wielding harpoons, Let's Dance!, working for the good guys (even though no one asked him to)
  • Allies:
  • Enemies:
    • Non-ascended: Dr. M, Penelope (former member of the Cooper Gang)
  • After Sly vanished back into time after restoring his family legacy, Dimitri came up to help Bentley out (not that anyone asked him to do so. When he's not with the ascended Cooper gang members, he's in his temple where he plays some of his "greasy sweet" music, or he's swimming in the dark waters of the House of Beasts and Nature, gathering sunken treasure to help promote his career as a professional skin diver. Amazingly enough, he's one of the few gods who managed to go toe-to-toe with both Bruce and the Kraken in several occassions and managed to come away unscathed every time, due both to his greasy sweet swimming and his skill with his harpoon gun.
  • There are only a few gods who actually understand what Dimitri is saying (mostly because Dimitri learned his English from hip-hop videos). And if there some who actually does and talks back to him with accurate jive talk, he just states that while they made good attempts, they just aren't to his level.
    • Shawn Michaels speaks jive apparently, and actually was able to get some sort of conversation going along. That and Dimitri knows that Shawn can pull out the Sweet Chin Music at any time.
  • Many of the Gods are wary about him turning good after they heard of that time he was counterfeiting his own money (which is frowned upon by all thieves in the Pantheon). Dimitri states that he's gone legit, though.
  • One of his favorite hangouts is Moe's Tavern, where he likes to unwind with a cool drink and show off his dancing. One particular day, he made the mistake of ordering the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (due to Moe not understanding the jivester's unique talk). Accounts differ depending on the alignment of the deity present, but Dimitri woke up the next day hanging from the rafters of the Academy's gigantic gym wearing one of Asuka's spare plugsuits and holding the Ore and the Anti-Life Equation taped to his face. Dimitri begged Haruhi to push her Reset Button to no avail as she found it too hilarious to retgone.
  • Another of his hobbies involves his life-long passion to his self-created artstyle, the "kinetic aesthetic". Despite showing off his painting skills to the other deities (which involve him swinging on a rope tied around his waist and painting with each pass), they all considered his art too strange for their tastes (or downright mocking it, in the case of the Trollkaiger and other evil aligned gods), much to the iguana's anger.
    • Nevertheless, he found a niche audience in the Council Of Cloudcuckooland, who think his art is the best ever. Overjoyed to find "real patrons of the arts", Dimitri has painted portraits of every Council member, which they display in their respective temples.
  • During one of his discos, Mickey, Donald and Goofy accidently walked in after losing their luggage to the River Seine. Dimitri, knowing that they could get into a lot of trouble for "littering", grabbed his diving gear and retrieved the luggage for them. He now sometimes takes them, and their friends, on his cruse ship, though they cannot swim with him, as Donald and Goofy take on aquatic forms whenever they are in the water for too long.

Wii Fit Trainer, Goddess of Characters Coming In Out Of Nowhere
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: The Wii Fit Board
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good bordering on True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Characters Appearing From Out of Nowhere, Exercise Games, Yoga as a Fighting Style,Porcelain White Skin, Showing Her Stomach, Practicing Her Yoga Skills Without Foot Protection
  • Domains: Yoga, Unexpected Characters
  • Rivals: Mario, Kirby, Link, Mega Man
  • One day, there were a host of videos for the Gods to learn how to do simple yoga poses. Suddenly, they met up with the Wii Fit Trainer...who proceeded to kick their asses with the use of the Warrior Yoga Pose and sending them flying. Mario, Link and Kirby are still reeling from that experience.
  • Many of the gods are trying to wrap their heads around how exactly she got invited into the fourth Super Smash Bros. tournament. Some state that a higher power than Master Hand added her in...mostly because she would be the last person anyone would see fighting!
    • Even more amazing is that somehow she got invited around the same time as Mega Man. How any of that happened, no one knows for sure (and Mario's not answering questions regarding the matter).
  • When not in her temple, she's in the Academy, preparing her own yoga club so everyone can rest, stretch and relax. However, after the incident above, many make sure that they are heavily armed before they all start flying off into the sky.

Donald Duck, God of The Unintelligible (Donald Fauntleroy Duck, Paperinik, The Court Magician)
  • Intermediate God.
  • Symbol: His Sailor Hat.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: The Unintelligible, Berserk Button, Butt Monkey, The Chew Toy, BAD-tempered ducks, Feather-Trigger Temper.
  • Domains: Chaos, Suffering, Rage.
  • Followers: Most of Scandinavia, and his three nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie.
  • Allies: Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Dimitri Lousteau, Bentley Turtle, Sora, Scrooge McDuck, Roger Rabbit, C-3PO and R2-D2, Tron.
  • Rival: Daffy Duck
  • Enemies: Terumi, Bernkastel, Izaya, Handsome Jack, Basco, The Joker, Octavio, Miss Decibel.
  • Though they bicker a lot, Donald is who Mickey would consider his greatest ally. They go way back. REAL way back.
  • Has become a favorite target for "Trollkaiger" seeing how easy it is to make him angry with explosive and hilarious results. Their initial salvo round of trolling began with Bernkastel showing him a kaekra shard where he is a poorly drawn psychopath while Terumi put images of the most vulgar strips directly into his mind. Izaya troll texts Donald's cell phone with the phrase "Gooby pls." Needless to say, Donald has currently asked Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse for ideas on how to get back at "Trollkaiger".
  • He spends a lot of time in the House of Magic, practicing different types of spells. However, he's really not good at surviving being attacked by them.
  • In one universe, he has been able to fight against super villains, alien armies and space pirates with tech comparable to that of many gods in the House of Technology, proving that he might have some rather dangerous potential hidden deep inside.
  • He's been known to have piano duels with Daffy Duck in the House of Music occasionally. They never get to finish the act. They were once hired by Miss Decibel as part of an opening act, but she kicked them both out for fighting before they could even begin.
  • Unlike Scrappy-Doo, his three nephews are well educated and always learn from their errors.
  • Donald is said to have a terrible singing voice. When he once took part in a musical, Ariel was too love struck to sing, and Donald offered to take her place. Sora was quick to tell him off. Another incident was when he tried to perform a duet with Octavio, which caused a chandelier to drop on the audience and Octavio to remember the time he performed a duet with Bentley Turtle, which got himself beaten to an inch of his life and thrown in jail.
  • Donald is also known to be quite greedy, as evidenced when he visited the Cave of Wonders in search of a "treasure fit for a sultan" to give to the Peddler, as well as when Sora and Goofy thought that they would lose Donald to the curse of the Aztec treasure (though a later visit will reveal that they, being aliens, are all immune to the curse). Because of this, everyone has to keep an eye on Donald whenever they visit any place with loads of treasure.

Daniel Bryan, God of the Big "YES!" (Bryan Danielson, Daniel Bryan Danielson, American Dragon, The Greatest of All Time, Goat Face, World's Toughest Vegan)
  • Intermediate God (his fanbase wants to elevate him to Greater God/Overdeity levels though)
  • Symbol: A shirt with the words "YES! YES! YES!" on it, alternatively a flying goat.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good with shades of Laughably Evil (as a face), Neutral Evil as a heel.
  • Portfolio: Those doing whatever it takes to win, epic beards, insane guys with epic wrestling skills, goats, being extremely hammy, being pretty normal amongst crazy wrestlers (formerly), Being ridiculously over with the crowd, The Busaiku Knee
  • Domains: Wrestling, Yelling, Beards, Determination
  • Allies:
  • Rivals:
    • Ascended: John Cena, Randy Orton (friendly with the former, not so much with the later), M. Bison.
    • Non-ascended: The Wyatt Family, Triple H and Corporations in general.
  • Enemies: Ties.
  • Followers: The members of the #YESMovement
  • CM Punk finally found a good place for Daniel Bryan to ascend. His ascension followed up with his mortal followers screaming "YES! YES! YES!" as he climbed up the stairs and made his seat in the House of Theater.
    • It's become a HUGE game for the Trollkaigers to make him do something that makes him scream "NO!" and then reply with the Big "YES!" of their own.
  • During his Heel days, Daniel Bryan was able to knock John Cena off of his feet screaming, "YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME!!!". Also had a thing for choking people with ties, thus ties are no longer allowed to be worn within a 500 foot radius of him.
  • Is currently in a Big "YES!" show-of against M. Bison. It is GLORIOUS.
    • When he and Steve Austin are together, the Ham-to-Ham Combat they generate is magnificent.
  • On the days he teamed up with Kane, they had to go through extensive anger management which ended with them usually having to "hug it out" after matches to show how much of a 'tag team' they became. This became comedy gold with not only the Trollkaigers, but pretty much everyone else in the Pantheon...except for those who teamed up with them and also had to go through those group hugs.
  • Hated being called a "goat face" for a time. Nearly put Animal in the Yes! Lock when the drummer had the audacity to call him that.
  • Has a strange thing about wrestling bears for some odd reason. He tried to get Winnie the Pooh into the bear hug and was rewarded with poor Pooh-bear's "stuff and fluff" exploding on him from the pressure. It took the House of Craft days to get Pooh back together, all while Pooh snacked on honey as an apology from Daniel Bryan.
    • Gets along with Zangief due to this, after seeing how Zangief wrestled a group of bears on his way to a wrestling match.
  • Would like to announce that I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
  • Many of the good-aligned wrestlers in the Pantheon (particularly CM Punk) screamed a humongous Big "NO!" on December 30, 2013 after finding out that he's gone to join the Wyatt Family in despair. Bray Wyatt just grinned and asked whether that single heinous act would let them ascend into the Pantheon...only for the gods commence with a Big "YES!" when they found out that it was what he wanted all along. He wanted to get Bray Wyatt alone in a Steel Cate Match two weeks later and pounded him to oblivion, all while everyone screamed, "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
  • Has gotten so over the top that any attempt to put him down just makes him liked even more. When it was revealed that he was not a contender in the Pantheon Wrestling Federation's Royal Rumble (the Number 30 was Rey Mysterio), the next thing that could be heard were people chanting his name, "No!" or booing everyone. Vince sort of cringed when he noticed that Rey Mysterio, of all wrestlers, was booed.
    • And then, at Wrestlemania XXX, he did the impossible and became WWE World Heavyweight Champion. The roof on the Pantheon exploded with people chanting "YES! YES! YES!" so loud that it caused all the windows in the Pantheon to shatter.
  • Met up with Miyuki Hoshizora after his Wrestlemania match, who explained that she prayed for him to obtain his happy ending. Bryan hugged her in response, and Miyuki ended up going "YES! YES! YES!" in response.

Howard Finkel, God of Hammy Announcers (The Fink)
  • Demigod (with a voice of a Greater God)
  • Symbol: A WWF/WWE Microphone
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: loud announcers, guys who weren't wrestling, those who've been announcers for more than forty years, Large Ham
  • Domains: Wrestling, Announcements, Combat
  • Allies: Jim Ross, Bret Hart, Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper...make that all wrestling gods in the Pantheon. Don LaFontaine.
  • Followers: Tony Chimel, Lilian Garcia, Justin Roberts
  • The Pantheon Wrestling Federation needed someone to announce the Gods who were coming in to fight. The Court of the Gods were interrupted by Howard Finkel introducing himself to them. They immediately agreed in giving him this position.
  • He also announces matches and other fights that go on in the Pantheon. This has resulted in more gods coming in to see brawls, due to how loud his voice echoes throughout the Pantheon.
  • Is the only wrestling god—outside Jim Ross—that Randy Orton won't RKO. This is due to the fact that Howard himself isn't a wrestler, and also because if he was down, who else would announce all of Orton's accomplishements?

Natsuji Kijima, God of Rakugo (Cancer Zodiarts, previously Pegasus Zodiarts)
  • Quasideity as a normal human (Demigod as the Cancer Zodiarts and Intermediate God in Supernova mode)
  • Symbol: His Zodiarts Switch next to a folded paper fan.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: completely evil under cheery facades, puns, crab-like monsters, being evil just because it was funny, stealing souls to power himself up, Trolls.
  • Domains: Puns, Evil, Souls, Crabs.
  • Allies: The Trollkaiger and all members of the Demonic Legion.
  • Opposed by: Every single member of the Kamen Rider Club. Especially Ryusei Sakuta
  • Made his way to the Pantheon with a cheery hello and a series of puns that made the Gods laugh...and then they collapsed into piles of bodies as Kijima stole their souls. He then went on a humongous rampage as a giant crab monster before being taken down by Kamen Rider Fourze and Meteor. He was about to get sent to the "Dark Nebula", but Terumi Yuki intervened, liking the boy's style of trolling. The Kamen Rider Club looked in fear.
  • Laughed his ass off in regards to the alternate universe where Gentaro became evil due to Ryusei's actions. Then, he became silent when he learned what he was going through (namely, he had been signficantly Nerfed and was easily beaten by his fellow Amanogawa High students).

Uncle Howee, God of Depraved Kids Show Hosts
  • Intermediate God (Or at least, that's what gods know about him)
  • Symbol: His piano with Loomis on top of it.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: catchy openings, those who are completely creepy due to not knowing lots about them yet being awesome because of it, liking children, those who hunt jerks by turning them into marionettes, Reality Warper
  • Domains: Television, Children, Karma
  • Superior: RL Stine
  • Allies: The Crypt Keeper. There are also many child gods—and some adults—who really like his show.
  • Opposed by: Spongebob Squarepants, Fred Rogers, Dr. Seuss, Rod Sterling, Jimmy Hopkins, Gangrel and Luna Vachon
  • Enemies: Eliza Reagan, Aki Honda, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, Peter Griffin, Teppei Hojou and Mr. and Mrs. Shun Ayasaki...You know what? All bullies and abusive parent gods are on his shit list.
  • "Howee doin'? Howee doin'? It's the Uncle Howee show! Let's just hope it never ends, do you wanna be a friend?"
    • Was able to lure many of the kids to like the show due to its catchy themesong and energetic personality. however, he doesn't like it when older siblings are complete jerks, then he'll have no trouble warping to their temples and playing a game of "Hide and Seek".
  • Please note, if he asks you to be a friend? 'Do not accept his proposal. He will then turn those innocent victims into brainwashed marionettes for his show (which begs to question just who his pals, Mr. Clock and Loomis were in the past)
  • The Gods of Horror Anthologies are mixed with his ascension. RL Stine is happy that a character from his anthologies is here, The Crypt Keeper laughs at how Uncle Howee punishes victims, and Rod Serling is in-between as there is An Aesop about using television as a teaching aid and how older siblings shouldn't be jerks, but also thinks that the victims really don't need to be punished that far and makes sure that the Twilight Zone is off limits to him.
    • The same goes for Fred Rogers. Fred is admonished with how Uncle Howee is protective to his child viewers and the fact that the show can be addicting at times. Uncle Howee is waiting to challenge Rogers with Wiz and Boomstick preparing a Death Battle between the two.
  • Spongebob Squarepants runs away in fear from him because of how similar they sound.
  • Gets along with Alice Marguertoid due to her magic over puppets, and is asking her how to use them to garner more viewers for his show.
  • Jimmy Hopkins looked in disgust over how Uncle Howee treats bullies. Sure, they deserved punishment, but transforming them into mindless marionettes? That's going a bit far, don't you think?
    • Gangrel and Luna just detest him. Uncle Howee's sociopathic tendencies coupled with his unknown origins just aggravates them because at least the vampires are honest about being ambiguous.
  • Uncle Howee has a huge shit-list on Gods who would dare hurt children. Those would be: Angus Bumby (for his hypnotism tactics to turn children into prostitutes), all Abusive Parent gods in the Pantheon (parents are not supposed to hurt kids) and bullies. He plans on giving them a taste of his magic and transform them into marionettes to teach them a lesson.
    • Then he learned about all of the bullies and abusive gods in the Disgraces. Let's just say Uncle Howee had lots of material to work with for his show.

Chris Mclean, God of Ignoring His Own Rules
  • Theme Song: "I Wanna Be Famous"
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: An image of his own face
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Loving attention, self endorsement,a drama gueen and an absolute jerk, a gigantic ham, nothing is ever directly his fault
  • Domains: Animated Reality Shows
  • Enemies: The entirety of the Main House (even if they don't realize it), Uncle Howee.
  • High Priest: Chef Hatchet
  • Was ascended due to the success of his TV series, Total Drama. Upon arrival, Chris attempted to enter the Main House, but was rejected and now occupies the House of Theatre. Chris has hated the members of the Main House ever since.
  • Actually has standards. He doesn't like airing out dirty laundry via reading someone else's diary and he pretty much cringed when he saw what Uncle Howee did with naysayers of his show (ie transform them into marionettes).
  • The Trollkaiger have become interested in him for his trolling ways, except they declined when he decided to make a Reality Show about them and would not stop following them with cameras.

Kyoshiro Senryo, God of Kabuki

Ray Harryhausen, God of Stop Motion Animation

Roger Rabbit, God of Medium Blending [[quoteright:]]

Tony Montana, God of Swearing Many Times

CuteFuzzyWeasel, God of Cannibal Trolls
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Symbol: A burning pizza box
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Going after other trolls and making jokes at their expense, Supporting gays and 'human rights', having unsettling moments at times, possibly being a robot, a tenuous grip on his sanity.
  • High Priest: Nasuman, his earthly editor
  • Allies: Certain Good-aligned deities in the House of Faith, Oyashiro-Sama, the Lol Rangers
  • Enemies: Trollkaiger and other trolls in the pantheon
  • Opposes: Judge Frollo, Ultima & The Lucavi, YHVH, various trolls
  • His ascension began one day when he, being depressed and having had a bad day, decided to do a normally foolish action; feeding a troll and making a video of himself doing it. This gained him followers and eventually secured his position as the god of Cannibal Trolls.
    • With the God of Cannibal Trolls being an odd position, at first, people weren't sure on where to put him. In the end, however, it was decided to put him into the house of Theater, as his primary goal is to entertain people and due to his followers helping him find trolls to feed.
  • Has made regular trips to the house of Technology, with the intent of making sure he doesn't have a repeat of the BSOD Saga. Its occurrence cost him many followers and the stress from it and other things happening actually made him physically ill.
  • Was surprised to find out that there was an organized team of trolls in the pantheon, much less two of them. Granted, he has no problems with the Lol Rangers, even being a friend of theirs, but Trollkaiger remains high on his list, due to being actively malicious trolls. Since his most notable trolling group he has taken on has been the Call of Duty Enlightenment Army, it'll be... interesting to see how things turn out.
  • Has implied and, at one point, outright stated that he was an android from the future and possibly working with evil robots. Whether as some sort of weird Terminator, a double-agent spy... or just something he's saying to screw with people, people are a little bit wary.
  • Nasuman took up the role of High Priest after an incident where he tried to take Weasel's place. He even went so far as to say he was the real power behind the God of Cannibal Trolls and that Weasel was a 'stain'... until he noticed Weasel behind him, looking rather annoyed. And with an armed gun. Due to his position as an editor, though, he managed to get off easy.
  • Has also made rants on several radical conservatives like James the Preacher and Caiden Cowger, which he has termed 'Right-wing Trolls'. These videos have gained him a few allies in the House of Faith... as well as a few enemies.
    • Most notably in the House of Faith, he has gained an ally in Oyashiro-sama, mainly because of how her religion has been corrupted and twisted. The various right-wing trolls he's done have done something similar to their religions, although not to the same extent, and Weasel's sympathy to her plight helped earn her friendship.
      • By the same token, he despises Frollo, Ultima and the Lucavi, and YHVH. Frollo due to reminding him FAR too much of James the Preacher, Ultima due to their twisting of a religion and redirection of hate to people who don't deserve it, and YHVH because... it's YHVH. Weasel has speculated that James probably actually worships him, given his attitude.
    • Being an acquaintance of The Devil back in his native universe, one would think that he would get along with Lucifer. While Weasel certainly supports Lucifer's stance on humanism, he is quick to point out that the Morning Star is his OWN brand of crazy: having no issue stepping on anyone or committing any atrocity to further his agenda. That being said, he is considering Feeding them at some point: just as soon as he can pay off that indestructible bunker.
  • No mention is to be made of him having turned Super Saiyan. Vegeta would probably either have an aneurysm from the fact that a human gained that power or, less likely, challenge him to a fight. And Weasel isn't exactly interested in fighting a guy who can blow up planets.
  • Has wondered why Dethklok doesn't have a planet to use as their temple. Knowing Dethklok, however, they're probably going to get one somehow, now that he's mentioned it.
    • He had a good laugh about a self-proclaimed God of Rap with Eminem, the ACTUAL God of Rap.
  • Whenever he's in a lull of videos, wants to keep the heat off of him, or just blow off some steam, he usually feeds one of the Disgraces. Given the ease of feeding them and the lack of risk regarding them blowing up his temple in a rage, he considers them easy, risk-free targets to take on every so often. He hasn't fed targets like Berri or Scrappy, however, due to his own rules regarding wanting to avoid feeding people who are 14 and younger.

Mr. Slave God of Ass Shove
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Symbol: His leather hat.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Ass Shove, Only Sane Man, Hard Gay, Friend to All Children, Black Comedy, Papa Wolf
  • Domains: Strength, Depravity, Suffering
  • Allies: Anarchy Stocking, Slaanesh, Mr. Garrison (sometimes), Eric Cartman, Kenny, most child deities in general.
  • Enemies: The entire House of Beasts, Judge Frollo, Seymour, Mr. Garrison (sometimes), Ghestis, Sophia Lamb, Teppei Houjou.
  • Teeth Clenched Team Work: Kanji Tatsuni
  • Ascended after the "Paris Hilton" incident (in which he shoved her up his ass in response to her corrupting the town's children), a moment which brought many shocked lulz pantheon wide.
  • His rear is a dungeon of horrors haunted by the spirits of The Frog King, Sparrow Prince, and the Katatafish. Has a nuclear device inside as well.
  • Knowledge of an encounter with Lemmiwinks earned Mr. Slave the emnity of the entire House of Beasts, especially the smaller members who are terrified of him.
  • Mr. Slave's love of children (and the time he protected a bunch of kids from a biker gang) is well known. It came as no surprise that he responded to one of Teppei Houjou's attempts to abuse Satako with an encore of his battle with Paris Hilton. The club to this day doesn't know whether to laugh or be horrified.
  • Good friends with Anarchy Stocking over them both having some interesting....kinks.

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