Theater and Spectacle
The deities here have taken Shakespeare's famous words to heart, and shaped their entire world into the form of a stage. In addition to the most well engineered stage, the Theater also boasts the best orchestra in the multiverse, seating that accommodate entire planetary populations, a high tech and efficient backstage management system, and the best stage ninjas. They also have a direct line with the library in the House of Knowledge, giving them access to every single play in existence. Most of the time, their performances are sold out on the first day and are forced to resort to standing room only to accommodate everyone.
The Theater deities once attempted to do a full performance of The King in Yellow with "mixed" results. Suffice to say, the lead actor in that particular play now goes by the nickname "The Joker".
Due to the power of stories on the Pantheon as a whole, a disproportionate number of members are also members of the Main House. Tread lightly.
Dream of the Endless, Prince of Stories was once a member of this pantheon, but ascended before time (and, yes, thereby before the existence of this pantheon... deal with it) to reside in (some say lead) the Main House.
William Shakespeare, God of Poetry, Theater and Melodrama (He who did it First, The Troperus Maximus, The Bard of Avon)
If someone, somewhere, has used a trope idea in a popular literary work, chances are This Guy beat them to the punch a long time ago.
A great entertainer, his works have been shown daily in the Pantheon for the last three hundred years.
The only known possible challenger to his title is Sophocles, but the Greek playwright had to admit Shakespeare's had the advantage in name recognition. Today they're said to be working together on an adaptation of the Great Pantheon War.
Rumored to lie dreaming in the sunken city of M'nisyeh. Nohamotyo is a bitter rival of Dream of the Endless, attempting to subvert his domain and install himself as the new Prince of Stories. It is believed that should he awaken and succeed in his goal, the rest of the world would be reduced to a bunch of driveling idiots.
A significant number of people believe Kyon is the true God of Tropes, and he simply indulges Haruhi. Regardless, he exists to balance out Her genkiness and preserve the world in a roughly constant shape.
Adam Young, God of Imagination (the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit who in Hebrew is called Abbaddon but in Greek has the name Apollyon, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, Lord of Darkness, the Anti-Haruhi)
Adam is the son of Satan and the antithesis of Haruhi. Where Haruhi embodies established elements of stories, Adam represents the destruction of said elements and replacing them with something new. The forces of evil hoped he would tear down the pantheon and allow them to take over; unfortunately for both them and their enemies, as soon as Adam and Haruhi met, they hit it off and quickly became good friends.
HIS name must always be written in ALL CAPITALS. Always. HIS main prophet is none other than Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!, whose name is always to be written that way, as well.
Once, Excellen Browning dared to offer HIM to wear a bunny suit. The great BRIAN BLESSED took the task merrily and created a phenomenon called Machoest Bunny Boy EVER.
Following a cosmic event due to come to completion in October 2010, Brian can also be invoked on behalf of lost travellers seeking guidance. He may not offer the shortest journey but supplicants will arrive safely with a smile on their face.
He has explicitly stated that there will be no motherfucking snakes in his motherfucking Upper Plane. Spends his spare time coaching a basketball team at a disadvantaged school, attacking Hayden Christiansen and kicking ass with John McClane. And he's a damn good Jedi with a purple lightsaber. Beat the crap out of Oedipus Rex and killed Boba Fett's Father
He has had dreams about the destruction of the gods, the death of the Pantheon. He has seen the House of Love in ruins, the Main House smashed, and the Pantheon itself shattered and drifting in space. He has seen the end.
Allies: The rest of the Prehistoric Pals (Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike (the spiketail, not the one in The Fallen), Chomper, and Ruby)
Followers: Most of Don Bluth's other characters and many Disney hero/ines. Every single slasher villain. Also applies to characters/universes from the following: the American Pie films, National Lampoon, Species, Police Academy, etc.
Littlefoot has not only been on the receiving end of one of the worst cases of sequelitis in recorded history, but he's lived to tell the tale. His long years suffering under contractually obligated sequels— the only things keeping Universal Cartoon Studios alive— have given him a full understanding of one of the most chaotic constructs of fiction: the sequel.
Followers seeking relief from their sequelitis go to him for worship. "It's okay," he soothes, smiling sympathetically at them. "As bad as it is right now, at least you'll never co-star with an eight foot tall dinosaur-parrot voiced by Cuba Gooding Jr."
Has had direct experience working with both George Lucas and Disney, and has had extensive experience working with a franchise run by someone other than the original creator. As such, he is watching the progress of the announced Star Wars sequels very, very closely.
Oddly enough, despite having 13 sequels and a TV series to his name, there have been known well-wishers who find time to say that a couple were, "pretty good".
There's a rumor that Batman and The Avengers both personally visited Littlefoot's temple with their recentsequels, begging him to grant mercy on their long term projects. The Question theorizes that Littlefoot agreed to grant them safe passage in return for a favor in the future, and that favor is the reason why My Little Pony has become highly proficient among the gods. Most of the gods just roll their eyes at such a ridiculous thought, though a few have worried over Littlefoot cursing them in the future. The god of sequels is nothing to sneeze at.
Russo recently challenged and defeated M. Night Shyamalan for the throne in a steel cage match. The cage had an invisible electric grid on it, and Shyamalan burned to death trying to escape... or did he?
Alternate gods to Simon Cowell. Sometimes Crow and Tom riff with Joel, sometimes they riff with Mike. Which god is preferable has sparked wars. You should really just relax.
Evangeline A.K. McDowell, Goddess of Goth Loli (Eva, Student #26, The Doll Master, The Dark Evangel, The Undying Mage, Apostle of Destruction, Demon King in the form of a Child, The Advent of evil, Demon Lord of Darkness)
Scholars believe the mysterious entity known only as Tohya Miho may be one of her avatars or aspects.
She is currently training Negi, Asuna, and Yue, as she ascended before any of them did. As a result, she has influence in the pantheons of Love, Magic, and Knowledge, respectively; as well as the Council Of Shadows.
Recently seen with Takamachi Nanoha near closed space, which they call "Improved training area under construction". Many gods have a bad feeling about this...
Is currently considering moving into the Love House into the position of Goddess of Legal Jailbait, so that she can keep a closer eye on Negi.
It is suspected that she also mentored an angel named Stocking Anarchy.
He wishes to be referred to as: Owah new rul-ah, the umper-roar!
It's commonly believed that his massive Venice zombie invasion in 2000 failed because his zombies misheard his order to 'rule over mankind' as 'rule older an kind', and thus mistakenly spent most of their time devouring the elderly.
He spends much of his time staring at the house of nature. He's very concerned about protecting the sanctity of the loyfe cycle.
Nobody can tell wether he's laughing or trying to cough up a grape that got stuck in his throat.
Stephen Colbert once approached him and accused him of stealing his look. Goldman unclasped his hands, stood up from his desk, and declared to Stephen: "This is thuh fuinal bad-uhl!"
The Snarl allegedly arises from the confusion of what trolls are, among other things. However, closer examination has been met with more questions than answers...
Bill Brasky became a greater god by grabbing Kami-sama by the nuts and forcing him to ascend him. He maintains his power through the widespread recitations of his deeds in life. He is also believed to be Chuck Norris' father.
Is vegetarian, a daily swimmer, has never been observed drinking alcohol. In nearly all situations is friendly, calm, personable, astonishingly gentle... it is easier to pull one over on Tzeentch than to get him angry, but if you do...
He mostly spends his time in the Main House, but he tends to appear here as well in order to bring a few smiles.
The Joker, God of Madness, Clowns, Crazy Laughter, Sick Jokes, Convoluted Executions, Destruction, and Chaos Undivided (Mistah J, Jack Napier, the Clown Prince of Crime, the Card With No Number, The Clown At Midnight, The Man Who Laughs, Agent of Chaos)
Overdeity
Symbol: A Joker Card. Joker must have a clown face and smile.
Heath Ledger's (posthumous) portrayal of the Joker basically catapulted him into the realm where only the most godlike of beings dwell where he ousted Abaddon the Despoiler and took his title. His only purpose now is to tear down the established order the other deities try to maintain.
Nobody knows whether The Joker plans it all out or makes it up as he goes along, but it is said that at the end of time he will bloodly ruin the Ur-Magnificent Bastard's plans. Possibly related is the story that he will destroy the earth if Batman ever dies. Once met an innocent young demigoddess, got her to fall in love with him and stole her pantheon. When evil deities want to give each other nightmares, they tell Joker stories.
He mostly spends his time in the Main House, but he tends to appear here as well in order to bring a few smiles... but not the kind of smiles that anybody wants!
Just by the knowledge of his very existence, the Greater Gods classified him as such and locked him in a closet. Osaka and Luna Lovegood have attempted and failed numerous times to break him out. Legend has it that the sound of cowbells could lure him out, but the band tasked with doing it hadn't used enough for his satisfaction.
Followers: The Kremlings. Notable members include Krusha, Klaptrap, Kerozene, Klubba, KAOS, and dozens more.
K. Rool is constantly schemeing to eradicate all primates from existence, starting with gorillas and monkeys. He spends his off-time thinking of puns to inspire new breeds of Kremling.
He contests Bowser's chair as God of Evil Reptilians, but no one including Bowser takes him seriously. The two sometimes work together, since their enemies Mario and Donkey Kong have an on and off partnership of their own.
It's not uncommon for visitors to his seat to see him in a different outfit every day as he tries changing up his plans. Among others he's been a pirate, a Mad Scientist, and a boxer. He also claims to be a pilot, but no one has seen a costume for that yet.
The Lord of Nightmares, Goddess of Creation, Destruction, and Deus ex Machina (Dark Golden Lord, Mother of All Things, True Lord of the Demon Race, Sea of Chaos, Source of All Chaos, L-sama)
Overdeity
Symbol: A shovel (preferably one that has been recently broken over Hajime Kanzaka’s head, but this is optional)
AltaĂŻr is responsible for the death of any fictional character who has ever died. Doctor Black Jack is responsible for the miraculous survival of everyone who has ever miraculously survived. Similarly, the Lord of Nightmares is the 'Deus' in 'Deus ex machina'. Whenever contrived coincidences and powerful forces outside the central characters' control resolve the situation, she is behind it.
Selected by Haruhi Herself to increase the Pantheon's "cuteness" factor. Most of the male deities agree that it's working, claiming that Mikuru is the cutest/sexiest thing ever..
She is suspected to be an alternate version of Orihime, due to similarity in appearance, personality, and English voice.
Alignment: Chaotic Good. Not all of his masks were law-abiding, and he sometimes wore dark masks to infiltrate the forces of evil and reveal its nature.
Domains: Craft (also a musician/singer), Theatre, honorary member of Shape
Followers: Most comic actors of renown. Sellers became an honorary member of Shape out of admiration for his inborn transformative ability and empathy for his private struggles.
His breath, and later his flesh, gave heightened life to each mask he assumed; as mortal biographer Alexander Walker wrote, "it wasn't concealment: it was transformation." Sellers was supportive of other comic gods, even without actual collaboration, helping to alter comedy in cosmic ways. Non-believers claim a cold void existed beneath his masks, but believers attest that void was just another mask for the truth. As his last work of high art, he cleansed his soul to create a purer identity for himself to be for a while (Chance the Gardener), and upon mortal death ascended to another plane. Clouseau and Chance are each their own selves in the Pantheon, but they would perish if Peter were destroyed.
Follower (or those who hide in his temple): Duke Fleed (UFO Robo Grendizer)
Sets the examples of a well-made character that skirts the line of Marty Stu and Mary Sue after the rightful fall of Eragon and Berii Shirayuki. Currently, his temple is a safe haven for those falsely-accused Sues/Stus hiding from the wrath of Ichigo Momomiya. Any misbehavior, however, will be repaid with a headbutt straight into the court for them to be judged and eventually be sent to the Disgraces, or right onto Ichigo's vengeful wrath. Best not talk about what fate befell on the ones who suffer the second category.
Would be a Greater God if he ever removes his headband, but since that would give him something in common with Eragon, he refuses to do so.
Nearly lost the position to their even more violent high priests, Itchy and Scratchy, after a disaster that no one in the Pantheon wants to bring up in their presence. Their more loyal followers have since banned the event (and any cartoons that might have maybe been written by some idiot named Gene) from existence. Despite their efforts, many turned to Itchy and Scratchy, and only a DVD of all the classic Tom and Jerry Toons stopped Itchy and Scratchy from taking over. They are currently under lock and key, with the key held by Slappy Squirrel. Any comments concerning these events will only bring this comment from Tom... "Dooooon't yooooouuuuuuuu belieeeeeeve it!"
Only allowed in the Pantheon so everyone can pick on her and provide humor. Even Black Mage picks on her. What differentiated her from the other disgraced Butt Monkey is that she managed to embrace the position strongly even though she's crying on the inside.
Since her boss Sakuya Izayoi has yet to be deified while she managed to get a position, China has received lots of knives on her forehead, maybe ten times in one day (three of them comes from one of Dio Brando, one of the gods that Sakuya followed)
Just because she's Chinese and be a Goddess of Butt Monkey, it does not mean that it is good to pick on Chinese people for humor. It's considered racism and a serious crime in the Pantheon. Even if bloody Guan Yu has practically become the Butt Monkey of the Pantheon.
The Pantheon is also ignoring the fact that Word Of God completely ruins every reason to make fun of her
Light has no need to worry about being usurped from this position, as he all he must do to neutralize threats is sit back while eating his POTATO CHIPS and have Mikami take them out. Sakujo!
Light is also the God of Strategy. His recent ascent to this second position is all part of his plan. He is now gunning for Azula's position in the Fallen as God of Villainous Breakdown. While putting himself among the Fallen seems insane, it too will benefit him as his Xanatos Roulette unfolds. Just you wait.
Upon ascending and having it explained to him what it meant, he proceeded to launch into a twenty-five minute long rant about how ridiculous the idea was that now he's the invisible man people pray to, what the hell sort of universe is this, although if it's for real, now that he's a god he can have fun playing with the mortals, especially the ones who were assholes to him while he was alive on earth. He concluded by saying "fuck the pantheon, fuck the gods...and fuck everyone now that I think of it!"
He still performs his famous routines on-stage every week for packed audiences. When it was once asked how he can continue to mock religion now that he himself is a god, he replied "You're just gonna have to figure that shit out on your own". He's eagerly waiting for the final battle between good and evil, as he think it's funny when a lot of people die — now a lot of gods dying, that's hilarious.
Is actually a very nice and gentle man, and is happy to receive visitors and chat with them when he isn't on stage.
As an announcer, Schiavone never directly gets involved in any of the numerous fights that take place in the Pantheons. Instead, he offers his insights on the action alongside a jolly fat guy and a former manager who actually knows what he's doing. Schiavone is also incredibly easy to please, as evidence by his overwhelmingly positive review of a match between Iron Chef Morimoto and a bale of hay, which ended in a time-limit draw.
Opposed by: Robin (Just annoyed at him because people often mistake the Boy Wonder for Sir Robin's expertise)
Ascended to the Pantheons as he plummets into the Gorge of Eternal Peril for not knowing the Capital of Assyria.
Later found his grail: musical theater!
Not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Definitely was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, or to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled. And of course, he faces these dangers bravely: Having his head smashed in, his heart cut out, his livers removed, his bowels unplugged, his nostrils raped, his bottoms burned off, and his penis—
Robin: "That's—that's, uh... That's enough flavor text for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot."
Opposed across the Pacific by Frank Welker and Steven Blum.
Is sighted in the vicinity of the quake/tsunami disaster at March 11th... giving help to those in need. The Pantheon was so impressed, they increased Wakamoto's power and influence as a reward. A reward accepted by Wakamoto... humbly
As a relatively harmless clown, Krusty was allowed to take the spot when he thought he was auditioning for a big-budget Hollywood production called "My Slice of Heaven". He soon realized that he had been tricked when neither Elizabeth Taylor nor any of her ex-husbands showed up to congratulate him, but was happy to learn that his new role moved him to a bigger house (rent-free!)
Opposed by: Krusty, Bart Simpson, a surprisingly large assortment of rakes
Bob decided to step out of Krusty's shadow and engage in Affably Evil behavior for several years before finally giving up and moving out of the country to partake in the finest of world cuisines. Whoever his mortal successor should be has some mighty big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...
He resents his former status as a put-up clown's assistant, which makes his enduring weakness against strategically positioned rakes (THWACK! Grrrwwrrr...) ironic.
It isn't known for certain how he ended up ascending in the first place. Some say he was left here by aliens, or abandoned at least.
The Rock, God of Those Larger Than Hams (Dwayne Johnson, The People's Champ, Rocky, The Brahma Bull, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, The Great One)
Is good friends with Captain Kirk, but The Rock says that he would defend his place in the Pantheon if that jabroni William Shatner (Kirk's alter ego) wants to contest for it. But The Rock has already had a backup place in the house of Personal Appearance as the God of Eyebrows should he fail to defend it... but that's unlikely because that jabroni never stands a chance!
All the members of the Pantheon, especially those from the Food Pantheon, can certainly SMEEEEEELLLLLLL what The Rock... is COOOOKKIIINNNNNGGG!!
After his match against John Cena, The Rock became the victor, thus making sure that he has beaten the biggest names that the world of wrestling has to offer. Ever since that day, he has tried to become a Greater God worthy enough to be in the Main House. Many gods have said that it is impossible. The Rock's response was simple: "THE ROCK WIPES A MONKEY'S ASS WITH THE WORD IMPOSSIBLE!"
Whenever he visits the House of Love, all the Goddesses become wet...with perspiration!
His followers, known as "The Millions", as well as his personal army known as "Team Bring It", are the source of power for his most devestating attack: The Peoples Elbow. After throwing any of his belongings to nearby onlookers, no matter how small or insignificant, he runs over his opponents body as energy from the people gathers to his elbow, that he later uses to unleash a powerfull blow towards his opponents chest. This move is almost guaranteed to gain a victory for him if he has enough support for it... or if his opponent can lay down on the ground long enough.
He tacitly approves of Stephen Sommers' work, although there are not nearly enough explosions in The Mummy to satisfy Michael Bay.
People who confuse his field for the otherkind of explosions are swiftly dealt with. Take a wild guess how.
Has managed to make enemies of all other critics who hate his focus on spectacle. Bay however refuses to declare war on them and instead is willing to laugh at himself, thus earning the respect of a few others.
Mel Blanc, God of Voice Acting (The Man of a Thousand Voices)
When he deigns to notice Norio Wakamoto, considers him at best a failed apprentice.
Rumoured to hold favours from all deities with Western Animation origins, except the silent ones and even they respect him. If he were to ever call them in, the Pantheon could be changed forever.
Due to his chaotic nature, may argue both sides of any question simultaneously.
Allies: Andrew Lloyd Webber, who co-wrote the songs which allowed him to come into his full power; WALL-E, who was inspired by his early work.
Followers: Almost every character/performer in a pop opera ever. Jareth the Goblin King also respects him, and his is the one voice that can bewitch evil divas.
While a lovely singer and endearing performer in his light aspect, he's musical theater's answer to One-Winged Angel: When he lets his dark aspect emerge, he is stronger than the showiest Scenery Porn and able to twist audience sympathies with a single "Christine!"
Permanently shares a psychic bond with the God of Obsessive Love, for he was the one who conferred Erik the power to make women forget how creepy he actually is.
Her ascension into the Trope Pantheons was welcomed by Schwarz Bruder and Ryu Hayabusa engaging in an epic battle... using electric guitars. It was an exhibition.
Can now shift at will between duck, girl, and superhero ballerina ever since her ascension.
She is eternally grateful for those who have preceded her: Anna Pavlova, Margot Fonteyn, Shirley Mac Laine, and many others - and offers prayers for them daily before rehearsing.
His high priest and next-in-line successor is Crispin Freeman, and his high priestess is Wendee Lee.
Has recently been awarded a spot in the Guiness Book of Records for most characters in voice acting. Whether or not this grants him the powers of an Overdeity is still in debate.
He has favors all over the pantheon. Even people like Red Skull have often turned to him if they want publicity runs.
One of the more begrudging gods to owe him a favor is Starscream. There's a theory that Steve's natural awesomeness is what lead to starscream becoming so awesome, and being, well, starscream, he doesn't want to admit his debt to any God.
Ascended in a massive, freaky, suggestive all-singing-all-dancing show that nobody has ever talked about since. Cept Deadpool, but he's weird like that.
For all his Engrish and street fighting, he's having trouble in winning in fighting games. The only one he can win against is the technology-deaf Ryu.
"ARE YOU OKAY!?!? BUSTER WOLF!" For the record, NEVER look not-okay in front of Terry. That is what awaits you if you ever look not-okay in front of him.
There was one time that they descended to the mortal realm during the religious event that is Contra, in which they agreed to pose as the mortals' models for the hero. Thus, Bill Rizer and Lance Bean became avatars of Arnold and Sylvester.
If you see Arnold with a kid, don't mess with the kid or Arnold will fuck you up so hard you're gonna need more coffins to bury your remain.
Note that while we never see Sylvester do it with a kid, it's not a good idea to assume that he doesn't do it.
One day, while Sylvester was busy eating cookies in the House of Food, Arnold called him, but Sylvester was still munching his cookie (not on purpose), causing Arnold to yell "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!". That line became a hit and it was adapted by the House of Music into a Stupid Statement Dance Mix.
Turns out that Arnold was trying to warn Sly that Revolver Ocelot had poisoned one of the cookies. Good thing Sly put it down before it's too late.
Brought into the living plane by the combined power of the Phantom Blot and Freddy Kruger, thus the Mad Doctor now exists for his experiments on the living people rather than the dreams...
Followers: Roderigo (periodically loses faith, usually as he notices the emptiness of his wallet, but is inevitably talked back into worship by Iago), Othello (unaware of his nature), Pretty much everyone who isn't himself.
Currently attempting to plant the seeds of jealousy in the minds of the WALL-E and EVE and implicate Zapp Brannigan in an affair, in order to destroy their entire relationship for his amusement.
Shortly after ascension, Alan mysteriously vanished from the face of the earth, unable to be found by any god or goddess. He is believed to have orchestrated this disappearance in some way, although none know how.
Quite a few other gods are split about his joining considering many of his followers have decided to make jokes about them (but most have enough humor to not blame him for it)
It took him quite a while to finally join up but since he is one of the very few people alive who can be said to create a whole genre there was little choice but to give him at least a small spot somewhere. He doesn't mind the size since he knows shorter things can often be betterthan longer ones. (Wait, that came out wrong)
Dan Green claimed position of a god along with him since LK wouldn't have been able to reach godhood without his help (or so he say). But in a pantheon with very little women in it if at all possible. So far his wish has not been granted and he doesn't dare challenge Mel Blanc for his position.
Has voiced Frieza. Needless to say, the latter Galatic Emperor appoves his voice.
Ascended together with his boi, CDi Zelda, Shopkeeper Morshu, and Gwonam who act as his warrior, heir, shopkeeper and mage, respectively. They are not specifically gods of anything, merely demigods of CDi under The King's command.
Since ascending he's taken to touring the Pantheon for inspiration on new stories. Many of the gods and their dwellings are so strange they're beyond human comprehension, but if anyone could come up with something to rival or even surpass them, it would be Dr. Seuss.
Some time after he cast off his mortal shell in 1991, mortals back on Earth tried to make live-action adaptations of his works, with...less than stellar results. The Seuss legacy has since been safeguarded by his wife.
Animated films, cartoons and even a Muppet-based show, however, are still allowed. The Lorax was pleased in how his film came out and Horton the Elephant also loved his. The Cat in the Hat has also taken the mantle in staring in some cartoons, his recent one helping kids learn all that he knows.
There exists a portal in his chambers that, so it is rumored, leads to an alternate universe of Earth as his imagination perceives it. We say "rumored" because even some of the Overdeities are worried the potential for bizarre insanity the prospect holds could be used for evil purposes, and so the portal has been sealed to all but Dr. Seuss himself.
Had somehow ascended extremely quickly and has been seen making friends with many of the Gods and Goddess of the various houses, however she's just as likely to annoy and confuse everypony.
Whenever she's near resident goddess Vanellope Von Schweetz, the two go into an epic teleporting match the likes that no one has ever seen.
Has probably thrown (or at least attempted to throw) parties for every single deity in the pantheon by now. That includes Evil gods and even entities on a cosmic level. Some were delighted. Some have gotten pissed. Some have gotten pissed at first, but THEN were delighted. Some of these attempts didn't go all that well, though, like that time Pinkie attempted to decorate Unicron in frilly ribbons and balloons.
Albeit associated with the House of Theater Pinkie spends a lot of her time in the House of Food, where she bakes, and eats, a lot of sweets. Yes, including cupcakes. No, not THAT KIND of cupcakes.
Occasionally seen making/eating chimichangas/cherrychongas with fellow 4th-Wall breaker Deadpool.
As a Goddess of Periphery Demographics, people would assume that she should be opposed to Barney, God of Periphery Hatedoms. But that isn't the case at all. They actually get along splendidly; their respective shows even air next to each other in certain countries. This baffles many.
Ever since JK has become a God, Pinkie has chased him around with the suggestion of merging his JK Night parties with her own. The Gods shudder to think at the idea of what would happen if Pinkie convinced JK to do such a thing.
One of her latest, and greatest, parties was the one she threw at the ascension of her homeworld's rulers and chief deities. Needless to say, it would be talked about for years to come.
Pac-Man once tried to eat her after eating a Power Pellet, believing her to be one of the Ghosts.
Is currently in a race with Gentaro Kisaragi to see who can befriend the most gods. It's still ongoing, with both of them having an equal amount of friends in their pocket.
An incident happened when she accidentally stepped into a cloning pod. The result was a sea of Pinkie Pies screaming "Fun! Fun! Fun!" and making a mess out of the Pantheon. After getting the House of Combat and the Toku Base to round them all up, the House of Technology had to temporarily ban her until they ensure that the pink pony can never be cloned again.
Albeit she has willingly given up some of her power, she remains a force to be reckoned with in the Pantheon. The amount of devoted followers she has rivals ZUN's, and a growing amount of powerful deities from her works are ascending to the Pantheon.
It is rumored that Lauren Faust is the Queen above Princesses Celestia and Luna.
It is not known whether she has made any interaction with the Elements of Harmony, who have also ascended at separate times. Or what her say is about Queen Chrysalis.
Rumors abound that she achieved her level of success with the show by making a contract with the Incubators. Sources for these rumours often include references to her name. She has not yet commented on this, and neither have the Incubators, Tzeentch, or any of the Magical Girls.
Enemies: Everything and everyone. Her main targets though are the God of Fist Fighting: Adell and now Hannibal Lecter because he caused her access to Painis Cupcake videos to vanish.
Her ascension was an omen of dark times for Cosmos, knowing just how insanely powerful and batshit insane Zenon truly is. Much like Gig, she has no compunctions against using her full power upon the slightest provocation.
Zenon is the being that Adell has prepared his entire life to fight. Normally he would have stood a good chanse if it wasn't for the fact that Zenon is using his girlfriend Rozalin as a host.
Plans on making Hannibal Lecter's end via devouring.
Plans to challenge Bret Hart for the position of God of Wrestling.
He accended to Godhood after his second attempt to defeat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Even though he didn't beat him, he got closer than any mortal or diety that has ever tried.
Even though his regular kicks are nowhere near as powerfull as those of the Godess of Kicking, Chun Li, he still has the most devastating kick-attack in the Pantheon: The Sweet Chin Music Superkick, an ability that can come out of nowhere and knock down almost any opponent that it is used against. The reason for its name is the fact that it makes a very loud and recognisable sound that can be heard throughout all the Pantheon everytime it connects. Ever since his rice to Godhood, only the likes of Asura, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Mr Rogers have been able to dodge it. Chun-Li even shivers at the idea of her Spinning Bird Kick or Hyakuretsukyaku clashing with Sweet Chin Music, moreso on being on the receiving end of one. Just ask John Cena, or The Undertaker, or Triple H, or most of the female deities in the House of Love.
Tends to spend a lot of time in the House of Love. He is known as the HeartBreak Kid for a reason, you know.
What makes him so different from the other wrestlers who ascended? "I sing my own theme song!"
In his younger days, he was known for his hilarious pranks but has seemed to mellow out.
Tries to act as the Straight Man in the Theater Pantheon and acts as host for most of the performances in the Theater.
He and Wart were both up for the God of Batracians, with Miss Piggy and Bowsing fighting on their behalf. The battle was described as timeless. Bowser won when Miss Piggy was buried under a mountain of Thwomps.
Kermit has spent a good fifty years searching for the elusive Rainbow Connection. But he will only be able to find it with the lovers and dreamers.
Kermit has honourably said that he spiritually shares his title with his late friend Jim Henson, and every single fellow Muppet in existence.
Allies: Gods of games they have let's played (which includes Mario, Yoshi, Link, Amaterasu, etc.)
Alone, they were powerless. But when they teamed up together, their power was so great that they ascended into the Pantheon.
That said, the three also have their own rooms in their Temple for their own projects. Nintendo Capri Sun has the most games in his pocket (many of them falling under Self-Imposed Challenge), Chuggaaconroy is the most prolific and ProtonJon—while on hiatus at this moment—is the originator of the three. Visitors are allowed to look around and get advice on how to advance the games, or have a good laugh at what goes on.
Note: if you do not want to get on their bad sides, do NOT ever remind Chuggaaconroy about the Steve incident. Nor should you scream "MOVE FASTER, POKEY!" or "Don't eat the Mushroom" to ProtonJon. Saying, "In the bathroom!" along with Nintendo Capri Sun is fine though.
The volume that these three generate can sometimes match with ones of Gentaro/Kamen Rider Fourze, BRIAN BLESSED, and Kamina. It is said that the heavens would crumble if their voices merged.
If anyone hears someone scream "GAAAAMEEEE!!!", they had just heard ProtonJon being screwed over by Mario Party...multiple, multiple times.
They once held a special tournament with other LPers. Chuggaa once mentioned that Diabetus should be considered the God of Let's Play, but ProtonJon suggested against that.
Chuggaconroy's luck is so great, that if he should ever be reborn as Pokémon Trainer, all of the Olympus Mons (particularly Arceus) had better pray that he's not wielding a Pokéball. Chances are he's gonna capture them in it. He wasn't Born Lucky for nothing.
ProtonJon is considered The Mentor for both Chuggaa and Nintendo Capri Sun as they were both inspired by him to create Let's Plays. Thus, he plays the biggest part in their ascension as gods as a whole.
Tim is said to be an exception singer and can make lyrics in a heartbeat. Despite this, he denied a place in the Pantheon of Music and wants to focus more on his Lets Plays. He also can hold his breath for a long time, once starting off a race by screaming "Let's get ready to RUMMBBLLLLLLLEEEEE!" for at least an hour. He could've held it longer.
They frequently make comments on how Bowser Land is the 'happiest place on Earth'; the Villainous Gods agree on that statement.
Not to mention that Bowser Revolution is like Communism.
They are extremely popular in the House of Technology, mostly for the laughs the Gods get when they see them in action.
The three host a little event known as "Thrown Controllers" every now and then. Everyone is free to participate in a videogame quiz/challenge hybrid. They will also accept any challenges in this event—but they will not go easy on you. To be prepared, one must have an encyclopedia of videogame knowledge (ranging from the Konami Code to how to spell out "Tatsumai Senpuukyaku") and skill (such as surviving Battletoads and fighting Glass Joe blindfolded) in order to be out on top.
ProtonJon has recently received the power to weaponizeTempting Fate. One should be careful when playing games against him; he will invoke Tempting Fate to screw his opponents over.
Scott Steiner, God of Angrish (Big Poppa Pump, The Genetic Freak, Freakzilla, The Big Bad Booty Daddy, The Man with the Largest Arms in the Pantheon)
Followers: His "Freaks and Hootches" from the House of Love, Petey Williams, Ahmed Johnson, The Ultimate Warrior.
Enemies: John Cena, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, Alex Louis Armstrong, any overweight god, rednecks, WHITE TRAAAASH,The English Language!
High Priest: The Ultimate Warrior.
He once tried to become a statistics teacher in the Academy. But after witnessing his less than accurate math equations, it was swiftly denied. In retaliation, he decided to found the Higher Educated University. So far, the only other teacher other than himself is the Ultimate Warrior, teacher of comicbook writing.
He once tried to pick a fight with Asura by cutting one of his infamous promos in his face. This moment suprised the entire Pantheon since it didn't lead to a fight or Steiner getting ripped appart to tiny pieces, wich tends to be the result whenever sombody tries to anger Asura. In fact, it actually lead to Asura having a hard time trying not to laugh!
It is considered wise to NEVER use the word "Hurricanrana" in his precense. He demands that it should always be called a "Frankensteiner", a move that he can suprisingly still pull off.
Everytime Steiner enters the House of Love, he uses astronomy as a means to explain the size of his "Big Dipper" wile claiming that he has women 9 days out of the week. Nobody tells him that the week only has 7 days, unless they want to hear him ramble on in Angrish, his native language, in an hour or two.
There is a famous drinking game played by the gods in the House of Sports: Whenever Scott Steiner does a belly-to-belly suplex or loudly exclaims the word "HUH?!", take a shot! This is also the biggest cause of alcohol poisoning in the Pantheon.
Whenever he claims that he is hungry, it tends to cause silent laughters from whoever is in the House of Food at the moment.
He is convinced that he has the largest arms in the entire Pantheon, even when every other god has tried to proove otherwise. His speeches that arrises from denial and anger are still a good source of entertainment.
Scott Steiner accended to godhood after he managed to outwrestle the casts of Axis Powers Hetalia and Scandinavia and the World as well as the entire population of Papua New Guinea. The other gods still have a hard time trusting him when he claims that he has "Wrestled a lot of countries".
The house of Knowledge are still trying to decipher the language he starts to speak whenever he gets angry. They have managed to translate most of it and document it into dictionaries, but they still have no damn clue what the hell the sentence "Doing him an egg" is supposed to mean.
He seems to have an incredibly massive hatred towards any person who may be overweight. He once attacked E. Honda and Jabba the Hutt with a lead pipe and a steel chair on seperate occasions when he saw them in the House of Food and the House of Sports. When he was stopped by members of the GUAG, he simply defended his actions with the following statement.
Allies: Khorne, Omega, The Joker, Hannibal Lector.
Rival: Kratos
Enemies: Batman, Garrus.
He keeps his ice cream truck (Also named Sweet Tooth) inside of the Pantheons' vault. Many weaker deities tends to hide the very moment they hear the distorted jingle that it makes when he drives around the realms of both mortals and gods.
He has been seen talking to a paper bag at times while spreading terror in any neighborhood he has caused carnage in. Nobody has any clue to why.
He ascended to godhood after winning a Twisted Metal tournament. He wished to be sent to where the daughter of his host has been hiding so that he could kill her. Sadly for him, she had been dead for 10 years when he made the wish, leading to him getting buried alive in her casket. To this day, he has tried to find Calypso in order to get his revenge.
He has made a plan to make sure that if anything should happen to him, he will make sure that his son will be the next driver of the truck. And if that should fail, he can always try to get Yukari in it somehow.
When Kratosspilled his ice cream, he became extremely pissed, wanting the God of War to pick it up and pay for it. The two have been in a recent clash over the whole thing.
Successfully trolled Tzeentch as a result of giving him a copy of Umineko. Not even his supremely insane mind could avoid being confused by the mother of all Mind Screw works. Not "Just As Planned".
Cashed in Money in the Bank on Eragon in order to take his power. When the Pantheon saw his skills at making any more look intensley powerful, they awarded him a seat in the House of Theater.
Is often times called a show-off by other Gods, he retorts that "It's not showing off if you can back it up!'
Despite only winning about half his matches in the Pantheon, the other deities still have a good time watching both his victories and losses. He makes loosing look good!
His hair is considered a nightmare for the House of Shape and Craft. No matter what they try to do for it, it always becomes messed up like all hell whenever he starts a fight.
Ascended to the Pantheon after transcending death twice by force of will alone. Somewhat paradoxically, he was unable to die peacefully the first time because of Survivor Guilt.
As a god of Ensemble Darkhorses, he rides into battle with his mighty steed, DerpyHooves. Nobody knows what to say of this ridiculous yet awesome choice.
Steve Austin, God of Big "WHAT?!"' (Stone Cold, The Texas Rattlesnake, The Alcohol-Fueled Whoop-Ass Machine)
Was unable to win the tournament that decided the God of Wrestling. He still got to kick CM Punk's ass, though.
In recent time, there has been many fights between him and the God of Straight Edge, CM Punk.
Whenever he is present in the House of Food, there always seem to be a large ammount of beer missing along with a lot of broken glass covering the floor aswell.
He actually made a video about his ascension to the Pantheon for his film studies class ... one week before his ascension to the Pantheon. He's not an actual prophet or anything (although this did lead him to almost be assigned to the House of Prophecy at one point), he's just that good at recognising what tropes are going to be applicable to his current situation. Some will still approach him as an oracle, however, but those who do are usually too Genre Blind to heed his advice until it's too late. He doesn't mind; he knows as well as anyone that Cassandra Truth is a trope and that it works that way for a reason.
Although he does enjoy and dabbles in creating fiction, he tends to act best as a documentarian, and has a tendency to follow the members of this House and others with a video camera to record their actions. Even the less Genre Savvy Gods have noticed that whenever Abed's filming them, a lot of chaos tends to follow.
He is a huge admirer of Batman and tends to cosplay as him, which has drawn the attention and ire of the Joker. Both the Joker’s attempts to do battle with him and Batman’s attempts to discourage him have met with failure, since Abed’s just so Genre Savvy he’s aware of what they’re doing, and thinks that it's absolutely awesome. He’s also admires the Doctor, although he does believe that the Doctor’s Inspector Spacetime cosplay leaves a lot to be desired.
There are rumours that an evil, twisted version of Abed from a timeline where everything went wrong due to a failure to catch a dice exists somewhere out there in the multiverse, as equally versed in tropes as Abed himself but malevolent to boot, seeking to replace Abed and warp reality into a mirror of his own darkest timeline.
He is particularly strong at noticing when the Pantheon has undergone a Art Shift, but due to his many issues many — the other Gods included — tend to just view this as symptomatic of a breakdown on Abed's part.
Although Abed is one of the lesser-powered Gods, it is unwise to pick battles with him — not only does his innate knowledge of genre tropes enable him to hold his own regardless, but he is also part of a study group of True Companions who will not tolerate any one of their number being messed with.
One day, Trixie (the previous holder of the position) was giving one of her magic shows, claiming as usual that "anything you can do, she can do better", when she was startled by the appearance of a gigantic, intimidating head in a pillar of smoke. The head introduced itself as The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz, and unleashed an onslaught of magic blasts that made Trixie flee, certain that she was beng confronted by a wrathful unstoppable deity. The Gods quickly figured out that this was naught but a trick of smoke and mirrors, and that the bolts of power were simple fireworks - but having beaten Trixie at her own game with an impressive performance, the magician was allowed to take her place in the Pantheon. Trixie was reduced to a rank of High Priestess, something which irks her greatly.
Followers: Brutus Beefcake, Chris Jericho, Christian, The Miz, Abraham Washington.
Opposed by: Hulk Hogan
Upon ascension, Piper immediately brought back the Pit and featured a number of Gods on the show, almost of all them ending in violence.
Despite his level, he's one of the more dangerous gods in the Pantheon due to his general unpredictability. "Just when they think they've got the answers, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS."
After Sly vanished back into time after restoring his family legacy, Dimitri came up to help Bentley out (not that anyone asked him to do so. When he's not with the ascended Cooper gang members, he's in his temple where he plays some of his "greasy sweet" music.
There are only a few gods who actually understand what Dimitri is saying (mostly because Dimitri learned his English from hip-hop videos). And if there some who actually do and do accurate jive talk, he just states that while they were good attempts, they just aren't to his level.
Like with Yayoi Kise before her, Miyuki entered the Pantheon gates crying Tears of Joy because by doing so, she just earned her ultimate happiness: being able to share it with everyone throughout the known universes.
She empathizes with Fluttershy because Miyuki used to be a Shrinking Violet herself; however, she has trouble in convicing her because Miyuki reminds Fluttershy of Pinkie Pie sometimes. They still get along just fine despite this.
She can often be heard mumbling (Ultra) Happupuuu~ whenever something disappoints/displeases her or is generally upset (But not to the extent of extreme anger). Other Pantheon members have takennotice.
She may have reached out to Gen Urobuchi judging from her rather intimate, but good-hearted relationship with Madoka Kaname. The stories Madoka tells Miyuki often frieghten her, but they motivate her at the same time because this isexactly why Miyuki decided to ascend in the first place.
