Pantheon: Ranged And Explosive Weapons

The Ranged and Explosive Weapons Sub-House

This area of the House of Weapons is dedicated to deities who completely specialize in ranged combat, or explosive ordinances. Expect to see lots of explosion craters, bullet holes, and everything in between.


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Greater Gods

     Abbadon the Despoiler 
Abbadon the Despoiler, Lord of Planet Busters and other WMD's (Ezekyle Abbadon, Warmaster of the Black Legion, The Armless Failure, Failbadon The Harmless)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Eye of Horus
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Earth-Shattering Kaboom, Nuke 'em, There Is No Kill Like Overkill, Weapon of Mass Destruction
  • Allies: Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle
  • Enemies: The Immortal God Emperor of Mankind, ascended Primarchs and Heroes of the Imperium, especially CREEEEEEEED and any Champion of Mankind
  • Followers: Grand Moff Tarkin, Dr. Rodney McKay
  • Personally commissioned the Planet Killer as his personal flagship and captured several of the Imperium's Blackstone Fortresses during the last Black Crusade. If this doesn't reflect a healthy obsession with big stuff (like planets) exploding, nothing does. Liable to be strangled by Status Quo Is God, however.
  • Also has ready access to cyclonic torpedoes, the Life Eater virus, antimatter torpedoes, nukes, and things that produce Negative Space Wedgies.
  • Despite his vast powers, his massive army of Chaos Marines, his devotion to the Four Gods of Chaos and the countless demons at his command, many gods seems him as a complete joke due to having failed to destroy the Imperium of Man, even after thirteen massive Crusades to make it happen. Of course, most of them don't dare to say this in his face, but there are still a couple.
    • The 13th Crusade was, to some evil-aligned deities, a considerable step in the right direction since it finally gave him access to the Cadian Gate for which to expand the Eye of Terror's radius.
      • Any respect the events of the 13th Black Crusade may have earned for Abbadon instantly vanished the instant the Pantheon became aware of the possible aftermaths. It was especially painful for the Chaos Gods, except for Tzeentch, and their servants to watch as Abbadon was constantly humiliated by Imperial forces, Creed in particular, and openly crying as a result. Even more so when he was suddenly transported right before the God Emperor, who effortlessly "disarmed" Abbadon and threw him out into space
  • There was that one time when he lost his arms after a battle with The Swarmlord. Guess how many times people bring it up to him.
    • There exits many instances of Abbadon losing his arms, one such example came as a result of his encounter with the Eldar Farseer Eldrad. Eldrad's mortal followers have complied a video documenting this epic battle,they claim that Eldrad knows how to HANDle himself
  • Don't ever tell him that Horus was better than him. He might not be a good strategist, but he is a complete monster in close-quarter combat, something that many gods have learned the hard way.
    • One of the best ways to get on Abbadon's shit list to mention that Horus did more damage to the Imperium in seven years than Abbadon did for Ten Thousand years with all the powers of Chaos at his back
  • Intercepted communication between Abbadon and Ahriman indicated that the lord of the Black Legion was planning something. No further information was uncovered but the Imperium in on guard for yet another Black Crusade.

     Ashley J. Williams 
Ashley J. Williams, God of BOOMsticks! (Ash, The Chose One, Strange One, The Guy with the Gun, The King)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His Boomstick and Chainsaw
  • Alignment: Good? Bad? He's the Chaotic Guy With Gun
  • Portfolios: Shotguns, S-Mart, Chainsaws, Clever Quips, Feats of Badassery, Grooviness
  • Domains: Courage, Mechanus, Wrath
  • Allies: Artix von Krieger, Indiana Jones
  • Enemies: Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees
  • His boomstick…let him show you it. Just don't try to shake his hand.
  • Artix von Krieger is a big fan of his and the two are currently in a battle to see who can maul the most undead. The war is still ongoing.
  • Has respect for Sam and quickly defended him from (non-ascended) Claptrap's insults during a game of poker in the Inventory. Also learned that he is somehow a distant relative of one former bounty hunter that goes by the name of Brock Samson, who is a follower of Guy Shishioh, and sometimes plays poker with them as well.
  • Is one of the few gods who has faced off against both Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees at the same time. Also has run amok against zombie versions of the Marvel gods.
  • Boomstick visited him to check out Ash's…boomstick once when on the search for weapons.

     Karna 
Karna, God of Fantastic Nukes & Armor of Invincibility (Lancer of Red, Launcher, Hero of Generosity, Son of the Sun God)

     Yoshikage Kira 
Yoshikage Kira, God of Mystical Mad Bombers (Kosaku Kawajiri, "Josuke Higashikata", The Eighth JoJo)
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  • Theme Song: Yoshikage Kira Just Wants a Quiet Life (Kira), KILL A (as Kawajiri)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His Stand "Killer Queen" and its bomb "Sheer Heart Attack"
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Wears a suit when he kills, keeps his clippings and dates his victims' hands, He wants his life to be predictable, Erotic fascination with women's hands, absolutely no use for the rest of the woman's body, he gains the ability "Bite the Dust" which allows him to create brief versions of this
  • Domains: Predictability, Bombs, Explosives, Killing, Time Loops
  • Allies: Johan Liebert, Skull Face, Tohru Adachi
  • Enemies: Josuke Higashikata, "Josuke Higashikata", Jotaro Kujo, Light Yagami, L, Enrico Pucci
  • Followers: Carval Jarvoc
  • He is a killer that often takes to the idea that his life must become predictable. Anyone that disrupts that will die in several kinds of fiery explosions, whether it be after touching something, being followed by a skull faced tank grenade, or die trying to expose Kira's identity over and over again.
  • Other times, he also likes to kill women to be able to date their hands, often does this when his nails grow too long.
    • Because of this he is not allowed anywhere near the House of Love after his last attempts to collect more for him to date.
  • His Stand, Killer Queen, allows him to make anything touched by it to be charged with explosive energy. When someone touches it, the energy will be conducted into them, creating an internal explosion that completely wipes out the target.
    • It also has the secondary ability Sheer Heart Attack, the secondary bomb of Killer Queen that allows it to seek out whatever the warmest thing in the vicinity is, then induce an explosion there, with a power proportional to the heat of the target. It also HAS NO WEAKNESS.
    • His stand's final ability is Bites the Dust. This bomb is actually a distinct, miniaturized form of Killer Queen, which normally stays with someone who knows Kira's secrets. If someone tries to interrogate that person about Kira, the tertiary bomb will enter their field of vision, get into their eye that way, and induce an explosion. Until Kira finds out who the victim was, the victim will be stuck in a "Groundhog Day" Loop, doomed to be continously killed by the bomb.
  • Has taking a liking to Johan Liebert as he finds many similarities to himself, and reminds him of what he used to look like before he became Kosaku Kawajiri.
  • Does not like to be confused with Light Yagami, even though they are both Serial Killers known as Kira who'd like to stay hidden, though he's happy to see Light take the blame for his actions.
  • Is often seen in two separate looks when he is around the Pantheon; Here he looks like a blue eyed, blond or purple haired man in a white and green suit. When visiting other houses he takes the look of a blue eyed, brunette in a black and purple suit.
  • No, he never said "What a Beautiful Duwang!". And no, he doesn't chew. He will, however, admit to have gotten a boner at the Mona Lisa.
  • Is not happy to see his nemesis Josuke in the Pantheon. Made worse by the fact that there are two Josukes, and that this other "Josuke" seems to want something from him.
  • Knows about Adachi and their shared pastime, and wishes to help Adachi by disposing of the bodies for the low cost of his victims' hands.
    • He has even used his Kosaku disguise to work as a secretary for the local police to help him further.
  • Does not want to let the fact that he sounds like Kiritsugu Emiya ruin his routine.

Intermediate Gods

     Aigis 
Aigis, Goddess of Finger Firearms (Aegis, The Heartless Armed Angel)

     Heavy Weapons Guy 
Heavy Weapons Guy, God of Gatling Guns (The Heavy, Ivan, Misha, Mikhail)

     Kouji Kabuto 
Kouji Kabuto, God of Rocket Punches and Chest Blasters (The First Mechajock)

     Mikoto Misaka 
Mikoto Misaka, Goddess of Railguns
(Railgun, Number Three, Ace of Tokiwadai, Strongest Electromaster, Electric Princess)
  • Theme Songs: "Only My Railgun" and "Level 5 Judgelight".
  • Intermediate Goddess, Was almost forcefully turned into an Overdeity by the continued Level Shift Experiments
  • Symbol: Her Signature Arcade Coin and Gekotora cell phone.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Multipurpose Electricity, Tsunderes, Badass Adorable, Breakout Character, Cool Big Sis, Badass Adorable, Bully Hunter, Railguns that use coins, a love for cute things, Wearing shorts underneath her skirt.
  • Domains: Friendship, Lightning, Electromagnetism.
  • High Priestesses: Her army of clones
  • Followers: The Tau Empire, Fortune
  • Allies: Touma Kamijou, Kuroko Shirai, Magneto, Hinagiku Katsura, Jimmy Hopkins, Commander Farsight, Satori Komeiji, Kasumi, Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim.
  • Odd Friendship with: Black Star, Negi Springfield.
  • Enemies: Accelerator (due to what he did to her army), Orochimaru, Relius Clover.
  • Opposes: Gary Smith, Minami Obuchi, Natsumi Koizumi and Kumi Mouri.
  • The Invincible Electric Princess of Tokiwadai Girls Middle School, Mikoto Misaka has the proud claim of being a leading lady, whom in spite of having limited appearances in her own universe, has dethroned the supposed Leading Female character Index in sheer popularity and importance.
  • Though quick to anger, she is quicker to forgive and forget; which is probably why she can still remain friends with Kuroko Shirai in spite of her often less-than-appropriate romantic advances.
  • Commands a Hive Mind army of clones of herself dubbed the 'Sisters'.
  • Cannot be mind-controlled nor mind rapeed due to her unique powers. That being said, this has brought the ire of Johan Liebert and other deities who specialize in attacking and manipulating someone's mind.
  • Often hangs out in the House of Power under the pretense of being there to practice her Signature Attack Railgun, whereas in actuality she spends more time there having snappy conversations with Touma Kamijou.
  • Also seen from time to time in the House of Knowledge with Hinagiku Katsura. They've found they had quite a bit in common and bonded over complaining about clueless guys. Just in general of course, not that there were any particular guys they were thinking about...
  • Was almost forcefully made to join the Pantheon by the insidious continued experiments of the Kihara foundation, whom after failing to artificially drive Accelerator into Godhood decided to use her as the replacement subject instead. While she would indeed have become powerful, it would have been at the painful cost of her life and soul. The failure of this final project is something Mikoto is eternally thankful for.
  • Similarity in powers aside, Magneto sees in Mikoto the fire and passion he once had in youth, and has asked her to join the Brotherhood of Mutants on multiple occasions. Even though Mikoto values his friendship and respects his willingness to do whatever is necessary to protect the people he loves, has always politely declined.
  • Upon hearing of YHVH's scheme to murder Madoka, an atrocity so disturbingly similar to the sufferings that her beloved clone sisters suffered during the Level Shift Project, Mikoto has joined the Pantheonic Rebellion with Kuroko faithfully by her side.
    • Also does not like Relius Clover and Orochimaru, as she found out that they also have experimented on people not unlike what the Kihara foundation did to her and to her beloved clone sisters.
  • She sympathizes with Kasumi due to the fact that her clone are used for diabolical purposes. As a result she'll happily assist her whenever possible.

     The Pyro 
The Pyro, God(dess?) of Flamethrowers
  • Theme Song: "Do you Belive In Magic?" and Dreams of Cruelty.
  • Intermediate God or Goddess
  • Symbol: His/her gasmask. A 3-tipped stylized red or blue flame on a yellow background.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good in his/her mind. Chaotic Evil in reality.
  • Portfolio: Flamethrowers, sunshine, flowers and rainbows, fire axes
  • Domains: Chaos, Fire, Fear, Insanity.
  • Followers: Many pyromaniacs around the world and all the god-shaped baby-angels in his dream land.
  • Allies: The Engineer
  • Enemies: Everyone else, but the Spy most of all.
  • Even though he (or she) has been allied with many gods of the Pantheon during battles, very few of them trust him/her. Most of the Pantheon actually fears him/her due to his/her insane nature. Too bad that Pyro can only see both friends and foes as cherubs who are joining him/her in his/her happy games in a land of sunshine, candy, and rainbows.
  • Nobody has any idea what the Pyro looks like under his/her mask. Not many dare to remove it, and those brave enough simply don't care to do so. The Medic, however, is fully aware of the Pyro's true gender; he just doesn't bother telling us.

     The Soldier and the Demoman 
Mr. "Jane Doe" and Tavish DeGroot, Co-Gods of Explosive weaponry (The Soldier and The Demoman respectively)

Lesser Gods

     Big Bull 
Big Bull, God of Rocket Powered Weapons (Bull, King of Altambra)
  • Theme Song: Over in a Flash
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: [死角] "Blind Spot"
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Cyborg, the Jet Hammer, Puns, Bulls, Glowing Mechanical Eyes, Large Ham, Transforming Mecha
  • Domains: Weaponry, Propulsion, Machinery, Gangs
  • Followers: The Bull Gang, Ido
  • Allies: Jack Cayman, The Bloodhooves, Gene, Bayonetta, Khamsin, Labrys
  • Was upset that the prime beef that he was didn't get included in the House of Beasts, but is willing to make due with this ranch instead.
  • Petitioned to have his shrine near Jack's, to make sure his sworn brother is well.
  • Since having his gang join him in the pantheon, things have gotten remarkably louder than normal, if such a thing was possible.
  • Has been striking a friendship with the two gods of minotaurs, though they are flattered by his choosing his body in their image, they do often get uncomfortable with his speech pattern.
  • While he is impressed at how well Vita can nail someone with her hammer, he's not going to concede to any hammer being better than his Jet Hammer.
  • Originally Khamsin wanted to claim this position, but got trounced by Big Bull rather soundly. Since then, the two are a bit teeth-clenched, but still allies.

    Blastoise 
Blastoise, God of Shoulder Cannons (The Shellfish Pokemon)
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     Clint Barton/Hawkeye and Oliver Queen/Green Arrow 
Clint Barton and Oliver Queen Co-Gods of Archery (Hawkeye, Goliath II, Ronin II, The Golden Archer, Green Arrow, Ollie, The Emerald Archer)
Clint Barton
Oliver Queen

     Laguna Loire 
Laguna Loire, God of Ammunition (The Man With The Machine Gun, Tactical Gunner)
  • Theme Song: The Man With The Machine Gun
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The flag of Esthar
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Porfolio: Eccentric Authority Figures, Hyperspace Arsenals, Multi Ranged Masters, Adorkable Heroes, Wave Motion Guns, Lasers
  • Domains: Firearms, War, Heroics
  • Allies:
  • Ascended after his appearance in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy made him one of the most prominent Adaptational Badasses of the series. Loves to talk to his worshippers about his adventures, even if much of what he says doesn't come out the way he means.
  • Once took Ratchet and Attenborough out to the rifle range and challenged them to see who could hit the most targets. A commitee is being held to determine if the incident could finally qualify as proof of the existence of "too much dakka".
    • DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF DAKKA, YA GROT! Enuff'z more than ya got an' less than too much an' there ain't no such fing as too much dakka. Say dere is, and me Squiggoff'z eatin' tonight!
  • When he saw Diddy Kong and his Peanut Popgun, he wasn't too sure about how More Dakka could apply to him. Cue Diddy Kong on his jetpack, firing his Peanut Popguns at Laguna in blinding speeds.
  • Overzealous followers aside, Laguna's preference for rapid fire belies the very laid back and caring nature of the man. While most consider him foolish, there is wisdom hidden within.
  • Sadly has had to avoid the House of Love. A few too many leg cramps in succession nearly put him on crutches.
  • While he's regretting the consequences, he still can't help but claim to have the GREATEST ATTACK EVER! This usually gets him challenged by another god to see who's attack is truly greatest.

    Malik Caesar and Galando Grinus 
Malik Caesar and Galando Grinus, Gods of Precision Guided Boomerangs (Malik: Captain, Manlik) (Galando: Gall Gruner)

    Mana Tatsumiya 
Mana Tatsumiya, Goddess of Bizarre and Improbable Ballistics and Patroness of Unique Reloading Styles (Student No. 18, Vulnerans Semidiaboli, Captain Tatsumiya, Tatsumi, The Frugal Sniper, Mana Arcana)

    Marida Cruz 
Marida Cruz, Goddess of Remotely-Operated Weapons (Ple Twelve, Purustitute)
  • Theme Song: Mobile Suit
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: The Sleeves Logo, or alternatively the NZ-666 Kshatriya.
  • Alignment: Lawful to Neutral Evil; Neutral Good post-Heel-Face Turn.
  • Portfolio: Attack Drones, Anti-Villany, Artificial Humans, raging upon sight of a Gundam, Affably Evil Redheads, Dark and Troubled Past, Lightning Bruisers, Morality Pet to nearly the entire cast, Stoicism
  • Domains: War, Combat, Space, Mind
  • Allies: The GUAG Robot War Division, Other deities who were basically clones but later on developed their own emotions, Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, Eiji Hino/Kamen Rider OOO, Ankh.
  • Odd Friendship With: Elizabeth Mably.
  • Rivals: Haman Karn.
  • Enemies: the rest of the GUAE Mecha Cohorts, Lord Djibril, Ryoma Sengoku/Kamen Rider Duke.
  • A lot of debate occurred in the House of Prophecy regarding the said title, as elaborated:
    • Initially, they predicted Lalah Sune to ascend to the title, being the one of the very first to utilize thought-controlled weapons. However, they feared that her ascension would cause Amuro Ray and Char Aznable to add fire to their already-intense rivalry, causing the House of War to completely collapse on itself.
    • Some even predicted one Descartes Shaman to ascend, his main unit holding the record for the most number of remote weapons thereof. Unfortunately, he got hit by The Worf Effect hard during his second sortie against the ELS, thus voiding his chance at the title.
    • Other deities suggested appending this title to Haman Karn since she was already here for quite a while as Signum's evil counterpart.
    • Ultimately, they settled for allowing Marida's ascension to the House of Weapons since she is completely neutral in the eyes of the two aforementioned Ace Pilots, AND her MS outguns Haman's, with at the least 24 individual funnels compared to the Qubeley's 10.
  • While she's not that much on good terms with Char and Haman, she has surprisingly become a Cool Big Sis to Aila, as both can relate to having Dark and Troubled Pasts. Also, she shares the latter's hatred over Lord Djibril, but for the reason that she reminds her of the time when she was reconditioned by the Vist Foundation.
    • In relation to that, her feelings towards Rau LeCreuset stems from her time as an expendable clone during the First Neo-Zeon War, where she was sent by her former master Glemmy Toto to do battle in a losing war. She can understand and sympathize with his suffering, but she refuses to allow herself to fall into the same nihilism that consumed him.
  • Was pleased to hear of Banagher Links' ascension in the Pantheon. In return, she reminded him of his offer for some Ice Cream at the House of Food.
  • Deities who pilot Gundams (or even other units that look suspiciously like one) are quite wary of showing up to her in their respective units, due to her inherent Berserk Button. She has become a bit better in adjusting after breaking away from her second reconditioning.
  • So far, only The God of Beam Spam had been the only one able to actually out-Beam Spam her Kshatriya. She doesn't mind though.

     Max Jenius 
Max Jenius, God of Missile Swarms (Max Sterling)

     Miss Fortune (League of Legends) 
Sarah Fortune, Goddess of Hand-sized Cannons (Miss Fortune, Bounty Hunter, MF)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her two guns, 'Shock' and 'Awe', crossed together
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Dressing Like A Pirate While Hunting Pirates, Bounty Hunter, Blunderbusses That Shot Out Cannon Shells Dual-Wielded, Ms. Fanservice, Sensual Redheads, Speaking With Double Entendre, Stripperiffic, Femme Fatale
  • Domains: Combat, Weapons, Fanservice, Profession
  • Allies: Samus Aran, Roger Rabbit, Dante Sparda, a select few pirates that did not piss her off (in particular, Jack Sparrow, Chosokabe Motochika, Johnny, May), Peacock, Ms. 'Nadia' Fortune.
  • Rivals: The Defenders of the Ancients (Radiants and Dires) (Kunkka fell more into Friendly Rival, though), Gangplank, Lobo.
  • Ascended when she showcased that her guns, Shock and Awe, are proven to be basically two mini-cannons, shooting out cannon-shells, and she dual-wielded it with style, to the point of shooting a barrage of them For Massive Damage. Miss Fortune decided to use this position to find out who killed her mother, aside of doing some bounty jobs.
  • Her arrival didn't sit well on Gangplank's head, not to mention, Miss Fortune tends to side with Jack Sparrow in their squabbles. Despite being a pirate, Miss Fortune considered Jack tolerable enough to hang around with.
    • In the Pantheon, seeing that there were some pirates that wasn't so bad, Miss Fortune has decided to dial down her mistrust to pirates and accepts befriending some. However, they will have to prove their might to her first. Only a select few has achieved this. The rest... they just go into her 'hunt' list.
    • She attempted to hunt Luffy once having just heard of his reputation as a budding pirate king and wanting to test his mettle to see if he was worth the title, "Can't claim to be king if you can't beat one hunter." She wasn't expecting her short-lived duel with him to end in her dodging her own bullets. Her fight against Whitebeard ended similarly with Newgate simply causing a gravitational shift that caused her bullets to fall into the sky. She decided to leave the other Straw Hats alone after that since apparently everyone Luffy knew was pretty much immune to round-shot bullets (and Luffy himself is unaffected with her seductive vibes). Time will tell if she develops piercing weaponry to try again later.
    • Even she thinks that Sukazaki takes it too far, and refused the contract when Akainu heard of her pirate hunting skills, naturally putting her on his "no better than pirates" list.
  • Was once mistaken as Jessica Rabbit by Roger Rabbit. After denying the similarity, Miss Fortune proceeded to tease and smooch on Roger a lot, enjoying how the rabbit got floozy, she thinks it's cute. At the very least, they're friends now.
  • It's hard to talk with her without getting somewhat aroused, as not only she's that dead sexy, everything she said could have dual, seductive meaning. Of course, if this was her enemy speaking, Miss Fortune would use to the opportunity of them getting aroused to take them down.
  • Despite looking like a Pirate Girl, she's not a Pirate.
    Yarr, I'm a mighty pirate... hunter!
  • Had an encounter with Peacock when she mistook her as a pirate from one of the ways she talked, and that she sounded the same as fellow-Champion-turned-Goddess, Jinx (she thought of handing her over to Caitlyn after the last time Jinx attempted to wreck her ship). They got into a fight, and eventually after learning about Peacock's background, Miss Fortune decided to help her, as she feels that Peacock's former enslavers, the Medici, may have links to the 'red-eyed pirate'.
  • Miss Fortune eventually met once of Peacock's allies called... Ms. 'Nadia' Fortune. Both of them decided that they had enough enemies in common to team up.
  • She has come to accept that the Kinkou Order ninjas (Shen, Akali and Kennen) would not consider her 'friends', as she was once one of the people being picked to assault Ionia under the Noxus banner. She's a bounty hunter, if the situation was different, she could've easily be on the Ionian side... but Noxus came to her first.
  • As of recent, she was approached by the Radiant Hero, Kunkka, who is impressed with her skills and wants her to become a crew. Miss Fortune settled with just 'one-time ally', because she's not sure she likes the idea of becoming a member of a Ghost Ship crew, she likes her living state enough. That said, when they're not actually fighting each other, they actually make a dangerous team.

     Shou Toramaru 
Shou Toramaru, Patron Deity of Laser Beams (The Disciple of Bishamonten)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: The Jewelled Pagoda of Bishamonten
  • Theme Music: The Tiger-Patterned Vaisravana
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Massive use of Lasers from an Upgrade Artifact, Animal Motif of a Tiger, Being the Avatar of Bishamonten, Spears, Subtle Hard-Drinking Party Girl, redeemed Failure Knight.
  • Domains: Tigers, Lasers, Avatars.
  • Allies: Byakuren Hijiri, the good-willed gods in House of War and Commerce.
  • Enemies: Barbara Ann Minerva, Neyla.
  • Originally the position of god of Beam Spam belonged to a man called Attenborough Cortitch. However, upon his mysterious disappearance from the Pantheon, gods wanted replacement who didn't quite have to rely on mechs to achieve that. As such, they turned their attention to the ex-tiger youkai and the disciple of Byakuren Hijiri, Shou Toramaru, who achieved top example of Beam Spam in a Bullet Hell game, especially with her curvy lasers.
  • Shou is an odd goddess. Even though she is a goddess, most of her power comes from the pagoda she carries which she shoots the lasers from. Not only that, but she herself is the Avatar of Bishamonten, meaning that we have a goddess who also is an avatar of a god. Don't try to figure out how that works.
    • Because of that, she is in good terms with both House of War and Commerce, especially the latter, as she represents the wealth aspect of Bishamonten.
  • Is known to go to House of Food to drink some alcohol when she can. Why a Buddhist deity is allowed to drink alcohol, no one has no idea. All what they know is not to make her mad when she's drunk, or else they get fried by the Laser Pagoda.
  • Found it funny how she probably was the only tiger in the Pantheon, like how she became to existence due of no one having actually seeing a real native tiger. Does find it irritating how Sagat keeps on calling out "Tiger!" when attacking.
    • Was not really pleased how Neyla ascended into Pantheon, due of her being an evil tiger and has tried to teach her to fear her. She was pleased by Jaune Clafoutis ascension due of this.
  • Has gained a bad rep due of accusations that she keeps on losing important stuff due of losing her Pagoda once. Mind you, her power is to gather up treasures, so this shouldn't be a problem for her.
  • As you can guess, there was much rejoicing from her once she heard that Byakuren managed to ascend into the Pantheon

     Squee, Spleen and Spoon 
Squee, Spleen and Spoon, Gods of Explosive Mines (The (Goblin) Techies)
  • Theme song: Breathe
  • Rank: Lesser Gods.
  • Symbol: The Remote Mine (the Trollface still intact!)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
  • Portfolio: Being a group of three, qualified experts on mines, morons who're skilled engineers regardless, placing land mines everywhere, making people scared of walking anywhere, infuriating heroes merely by existing, blowing things up, including themselves and nearby enemies, in the name of science!
  • Domains: Land Mines, Explosions, Weaponry
  • Allies: Most Radiant Heroes (When the Techies are not doing more harm than good), the mercenaries of RED and BLU (Especially Demoman), Michael Bay, Solf J. Kimblee, Bob-Ombs.
  • Rivals: The Champions of Runeterra, though they consider Teemo a Friendly Rival.
  • Opposed by: All supports who would rather buy their boots instead of yet another set of sentry wards or a gem of true sight, and all junglers.
  • Following their ascension, Squee and Spleen thanked the main house for reviving Spoon, who they thought had died back in the workshop incident. Spoon told them to not bother telling them the truth.
  • So that fellow gods may safely walk around without fear of walking on a mine, the Techies has reluctantly agreed to not place mines outside of a designated area surrounded by warning signs plasted with the Techies' symbol. If someone decide to disregard the signs and accidentally steps on one of the many stacks of land mines, it's their own fault for what the results are.
    • Unfortunately, there were some who still took the bait, such as Terumi, who thinks that only losers get so paranoid. He paid the price for his overconfidence by being turned to ash. Only after that did he notice that on the back of the warning sign was a Trollface. The Techies themselves were once invited to the Trollkaiger, but they refused.
    Squee: We don't put bombs everywhere to rile people up; we just like blowing things up!
    • For a long while, the zone around their temple was the only location where they were allowed to plant mines. Until lately, however, after the disgraces had made too many attempts to sneak into the Pantheon proper, annoying the Court of the Gods greatly. To put a stop to this, the Court discussed and speculated about how to keep the disgraces away. After many rejected ideas, a member remembered a certain trio of expert mine planters...
    • Ever since then, the Techies were given a second designated zone where they're allowed to mine freely, specifically a huge chunk surrounding the home of the Disgraces. The disgraces did not react well when they learned about this. However, Xanthe Justice believed that the threats of a giant minefield is merely an illusion created by the patriarchy to keep the women within the disgraces from getting out, and personally rode out in an attempt to prove herself right. Needless to say, she paid the price.
  • The Techies gets along well with certain mercenaries. Particularly Demoman, who they bonded with over their mutual enjoyment of placing traps and blowing up unsuspecting people.
  • Ever since the Techies and Teemo found out how similar they are, they began hanging out surprisingly often. The Techies has occasionally given Teemo tips on how he can improve his traps and the placement of them. Doesn't take the fact that their combined force would instill extreme paranoia to their enemies. Like, what can be worse than a field full of poisonous mushrooms and explosive mines?
  • There's a very good reason why it's recommended that anyone who desire to visit them for some reasons should get a gem of true sight so that they may see where they shouldn't step. Fortunately, they can get one from a shopkeeper (For the very cheap price of 900 gold!) who decided to make camp just outside of their place for completely unrelated reasons that "honestly" has nothing to do with the Techies.
  • According to Thrall, Squee, Spleen and Spoon used to be Goblins. But as of now, they certainly don't look like goblins.
  • They want to learn from certain Bob-Ombs the art of blowing themselves up without ill effects.
  • When the Techies decides to get serious, they clad themselves in pig-themed armor, and replace their cart with The Swine of the Sunken Galley, a wheeled cannon that's reportedly said to be one of the most powerful cannons ever built. In fact, the blast from it was so powerful that it tore the ship that was used for its first test run apart. And no, the ship wasn't the target, because it was used to host the cannon itself.
  • "If you want explosions... Accept no substitutes."

     Teemo 
Teemo, God of Blow Guns (The Swift Scout, Shitrat, Satan)
  • Lesser God.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good with Chaotic tendencies
  • Symbol: An explosive green mushroom.
  • Portfolio: Cute creatures that can kill you at the blink of an eye, gentle people who snaps when pushed, addorable maniacs, kind guys who goes ballisitc when needed.
  • Domains: Nature, Stealth.
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: The Defenders of the Ancients (Radiants and Dires), though Squee, Spleen and Spoon (the Techies) are Friendly Rival.
  • Enemies: Hexxus.
  • Despite being one of the kindest gods in the Pantheon, most knows not to get on his bad side. The last person who decided to mook him one night in the House of Food ended up looking like a hedgehog...if its spines were made of poison darts.
  • Has been hanging around with Pikachu for a wile. Considering that his precense makes Teemo calmer and happier, sevral dieties has encouraged this newfound relation.
  • When the word spread that he had joined the GUAG, the GUAE decided to increase their budget on mine sweeping and stealth detectors 7 times above the previous budget. Considering the damage that his mushrooms can cause and how well he can hide in comparision to most gods, the forces of evil considers this a necesary meassure.
    • However, even Teemo had to be careful in case Mario or Luigi picked his mushroom up by accident. It was confirmed to be far more deadly than any poisonous mushrooms they have encountered.
  • A look in his wardrobe once revealed a large collection of Superman comics along with a Yordle-sized Superman costume and a custom-made blow gun made of steel. And now a silent moment for the person who revealed this info...
  • The moment there were Defenders of the Ancients in the Pantheon, Teemo has taken increased wariness. Why? Because they look at him funny, and think he's kind of similar to a certain 'Meepo'.
    • The Defenders' paranoia increases further when they saw Teemo hanging around with Techies and infests a certain place with both mushrooms and mines after a budding friendship. We can only say this for those who does not invest Gem of True Sight or Vision Wards and came across there... BE VERY AFRAID.
  • He is unsure if Tristana could ever make it to the Pantheon. But on the rise of the Kinkou ninjas, Teemo was at least glad that there's a fellow Yordle God for him to interact with, Kennen.
  • There seems to be a Running Gag in the Pantheon where when some expressed why they hate a certain god, the visualised explanation somehow had Teemo dying, was it by the god itself or in the background.
  • While Teemo remains chipper with some of his new friends here, someone had the gall to see what would happen if the daily Teemo abuse for laughs would continue. The result wasn't pretty at all: That someone saw Teemo transform into an unrepentant killer, fighting under the banner of 'Omega Squad', that takes joy in killing and even if he is still feared, he is without friends, killing as many as he can. When that someone returned, he was shocked as if just having a revelation of what really happens if Teemo lives up to his "Satan" nickname, and urges so that vision will never come to fruition.
  • Has befriended Riki, due to the fact they are both adorable creatures who can actually hold themselves well in combat. It helps that the non-ascended members of his own species are one of the Heropon's followers.

     Trowa Barton 
Trowa Barton, Patron Saint of Alpha Strikes (No-Name (Previously), Triton Bloom, Dokter T)
  • Theme Song: Back in the Smell of Blood and Gunpowder
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Half-mask of a crying clown. Alternatively, the Gundam Heavyarms.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Alpha Strikes, Anti-Hero, Bottomless Magazines, Gatling Good, Genius Bruiser, More Dakka, Macross Missile Massacre, Peek-a-Bangs, The Stoic
  • Domains: Weapons, War, Combat
  • Allies: Heero Yuy, the rest of the GUAG Robot War Division, Chris Yukine
  • High Priestess: Leena Toros
  • Rivals: Revy, Laguna Loire, Max Jenius, Heavy Weapons Guy
  • Not in any way related to: Clint Barton
  • Enemies: Joker, Warboss Ghazgkull and his legion of Orks
  • While all his rivals have excelled in their respective weapon specialties, none of them have effectively used a multitude of gunfire and missile barrage during battles in one single stroke, and all at the same time. Trowa silenced them (and by extension the rest of the House of Weapons) by unleashing his Gundam's entire payload on a large contingent of Orks, annihilating a sizeable portion thereof.
    • This apparently made Warboss Ghazgkull very cross since he was amassing those Orks for an upcoming WAAAGH! And, in his own words, "a puny hummie with a clunky hummie mek managed to git moar dakka and kill off me boiz!"
  • His ascension had apparently earned the ire of The Joker, due to his Clown Half-mask... and the fact that Trowa can just blast away anything Joker throws at him.
  • Other Gods have been speculating that he was more fit for the title currently held by his contemporary in the House of Emotion. The only catch was that he tends to be a bit more quiet compared to Heero. Along with that one time when he charged other people in order to hear him "break his silence", but that was an unrelated story.

    Usopp 
Usopp, God of Slingshot Marksmanship (The King of Snipers, Sogeking, Mansopp)
  • Theme: His theme. And the theme of his ''friend'' Sogeking.
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Sogeking helmet with the Black Kabuto below.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Normal guy among superpowered allies, liar (of both the bad and good variety), intuitive aptitude towards all tools and machines, Gadgeteer Genius, superb sniping skills with a slingshot, unpredictable fighting, crazy preparedness, use of various strange ammunition ranging from self-made bullets to weaponized unusual plant seeds (after his Post-Timeskip), Cowardly Lions who grow out of it literally
  • Domains: Slingshots, Marksmanship, Tall Tales, Inventors
  • Allies:
  • The Council of Shadows have long prevented the inclusion of all the Straw Hat Pirates for fear their ability to derail many plots in their home universe would bring down many of their carefully-laid plans. Hence, their success in expelling Usopp from the House of Weapons as God of Slingshots and replacing him with the less dangerous (to a fault) Dennis Mitchell.
    • Batman knew it was better to have the entire crew as wild cards if the need arose. Though he also had an uncharactestic soft spot for Usopp as he shared the similar Badass Normal tendencies among super-powered allies as well as the ability to be prepared for anything (second only to him of course). He secretly persudaded Johnson to give Usopp another chance and the judge proposed a contest between Usopp and Dennis over who really deserved the title. While both were equal in the first rounds, Usopp quickly upped the ante by shooting a small jewel at the tip of a faraway spire a few miles away with the wind against him. Dennis apologized and conceded defeat, allowing Usopp to reclaim his godhood, and instead taking the position of God of Precocious Troublemakers in the House of Family. To say some Council members were dismayed and that even Xanatos himself didn't see this coming was an understament.
      • As an added bonus, Nami also ascended while the Council was momentarily stupefied.
  • His marksmanship skills have been considered equal to both Vash and Lockon Stratos, hence his title of "King of Snipers" from his homeworld. Some claim it is due to his powerful analytical eyesight which is the force behind his intuitive abilities with machinery.
    • It is seldom a good idea to have the three together as most of the time they end up engaging in a contest of one-upmanship with various impossible feats of shooting abilities. Naturally, they always end up in a dead tie.
  • As the one responsible for keeping both himself and Nami relevant among a crew of mostly Devil Fruit users with his inventions, he has an uncanny perception of tools and machines around him and being able to understand and make them work.
    • Despite his ability to create and understand machinery, he is lousy with repairs. If anyone comes to him asking to repair things, he usually points them towards Felix at the House of Technology.
  • Being an inventor, he sometimes heads to the House of Technology and share ideas with Phineas while encouraging his ever-growing genius. Usopp, however, tends to go on in one of his usual tall tales of his great engineering and heroic skills, embellishing details of different adventures with the Straw Hats to make himself more important. Phineas believes them. Ferb, not so much.
  • Apart from the Thousand Sunny, Usopp's temple workshop contains a lush green garden in the back where he cultivates Pop Green seeds and plants. However venturing in without his guidance is dangerous as some of the plants rank up there with Death World's own.
    • Youko Kurama was impressed how a mortal like Usopp was able to make use of a variety of seeds to his advantage and also interested in the properties of Pop Greens native to that universe. Kurama decided to give Usopp a variety of seeds from plants native to Makai to further increase his abilities. Most of these plants, however, freak him out and prefers to use those he can cultivate safely.

    Warhead 
Warhead, God of Nukes

     Yoko Littner 
Yoko Littner, Goddess of Sniper Rifles (Yomako)

Demigods

    Hana Isuzu 
Hana Isuzu, Goddess of Making The Last Shot Count

     Marcus Kincaid 
Marcus Kincaid, God of All Small Arms and Their Exploitation (The Gunbringer)
  • Theme Song: "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" by Cage the Elephant
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The holy smiling mug of his current physical form.
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolios: Bus Driving, Storytelling, War Profiteering.
  • Domains: Weapons, Economics... cold hard economics.
  • Allies: Various vault hunters, The Gun Runners, every single goddamn gunslinger ever, Mad Moxxi
  • Enemies: Gun control advocates, clients asking for refunds, competition, Handsome Jack (Both as a Competitor and on Principle). Trevor Phillips.
  • Followers: His main follower is the demi-god Yuri Orlov, known to us mortals as the "Lord of War", also has a tribe of bandits who fanatically worship him and have crafted the iconography that represents him.
  • Marcus prides himself as a quality god. If he sells or bestows a gun on you, that gun WILL work perfectly as intended. Implying in ANY way that this is not the case will incur his wrath.
  • Dislikes alcohol with a passion, since he tends to be overly generous when drunk.
  • As well as his position as The Gunbringer, Marcus is the unofficial loremaster of Pandora, recording the escapades of Vault Hunters for future generations.
  • Denied Trevor Phillips access to the Pandora arms race. He isn't the least bit happy.
  • Ex-husband of Mad Moxxi, and they still have an amicable relationship to this day. That pot belly of his was actually her suggestion.

    Sokka 
Sokka, God of Boomerangs (Meat and Sarcasm Guy, Wang Fire)

    Varric Tethras 
Varric Tethras, God of Automatic Crossbows

Quasideities

     Bob-Omb 
Bob-Omb, God of Action Bombs