Pantheon: Ranged and Explosive Weapons

The Ranged and Explosive Weapons Sub-House

This area of the House of Weapons is dedicated to deities who completely specialize in ranged combat, or explosive ordinances. Expect to see lots of explosion craters, bullet holes, and everything in between.

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Greater Gods

    Abbadon the Despoiler 
Abbadon the Despoiler, Lord of Planet Busters and other WMD's (Ezekyle Abbadon, Warmaster of the Black Legion, The Armless Failure, Failbadon The Harmless)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Eye of Horus
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Earth-Shattering Kaboom, Nuke 'em, There Is No Kill Like Overkill, Weapon of Mass Destruction
  • Allies: Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle
  • Enemies: The Immortal God Emperor of Mankind, ascended Primarchs and Heroes of the Imperium, especially CREEEEEEEED and any Champion of Mankind
  • Followers: Grand Moff Tarkin, Dr. Rodney McKay
  • Personally commissioned the Planet Killer as his personal flagship and captured several of the Imperium's Blackstone Fortresses during the last Black Crusade. If this doesn't reflect a healthy obsession with big stuff (like planets) exploding, nothing does. Liable to be strangled by Status Quo Is God, however.
  • Also has ready access to cyclonic torpedoes, the Life Eater virus, antimatter torpedoes, nukes, and things that produce Negative Space Wedgies.
  • Despite his vast powers, his massive army of Chaos Marines, his devotion to the Four Gods of Chaos and the countless demons at his command, many gods seems him as a complete joke due to having failed to destroy the Imperium of Man, even after thirteen massive Crusades to make it happen. Of course, most of them don't dare to say this in his face, but there are still a couple.
    • The 13th Crusade was, to some evil-aligned deities, a considerable step in the right direction since it finally gave him access to the Cadian Gate for which to expand the Eye of Terror's radius.
      • Any respect the events of the 13th Black Crusade may have earned for Abbadon instantly vanished the instant the Pantheon became aware of the possible aftermaths. It was especially painful for the Chaos Gods, except for Tzeentch, and their servants to watch as Abbadon was constantly humiliated by Imperial forces, Creed in particular, and openly crying as a result. Even more so when he was suddenly transported right before the God Emperor, who effortlessly "disarmed" Abbadon and threw him out into space
  • There was that one time when he lost his arms after a battle with The Swarmlord. Guess how many times people bring it up to him.
    • There exits many instances of Abbadon losing his arms, one such example came as a result of his encounter with the Eldar Farseer Eldrad. Eldrad's mortal followers have complied a video documenting this epic battle,they claim that Eldrad knows how to HANDle himself
  • Don't ever tell him that Horus was better than him. He might not be a good strategist, but he is a complete monster in close-quarter combat, something that many gods have learned the hard way.
    • One of the best ways to get on Abbadon's shit list to mention that Horus did more damage to the Imperium in seven years than Abbadon did for Ten Thousand years with all the powers of Chaos at his back
  • Intercepted communication between Abbadon and Ahriman indicated that the lord of the Black Legion was planning something. No further information was uncovered but the Imperium in on guard for yet another Black Crusade.
    • It's gotten worse with the further discover that Fulgrim and Lucius are involved as well...

     Ashley J. Williams 
Ashley J. Williams, God of BOOMsticks! (Ash, The Chose One, Strange One, The Guy with the Gun, The King)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His Boomstick and Chainsaw
  • Alignment: Good? Bad? He's the Chaotic Guy With Gun
  • Portfolios: Shotguns, S-Mart, Chainsaws, Clever Quips, Feats of Badassery, Grooviness
  • Domains: Courage, Mechanus, Wrath
  • Allies: Artix von Krieger, Indiana Jones
  • Enemies: Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees
  • His boomstick…let him show you it. Just don't try to shake his hand.
  • Artix von Krieger is a big fan of his and the two are currently in a battle to see who can maul the most undead. The war is still ongoing.
  • Has respect for Sam and quickly defended him from (non-ascended) Claptrap's insults during a game of poker in the Inventory. Also learned that he is somehow a distant relative of one former bounty hunter that goes by the name of Brock Samson, who is a follower of Guy Shishioh, and sometimes plays poker with them as well.
  • Is one of the few gods who has faced off against both Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees at the same time. Also has run amok against zombie versions of the Marvel gods.
  • Boomstick visited him to check out Ash's…boomstick once when on the search for weapons.

Karna, God of Fantastic Nukes and Armor of Invincibility (Lancer of Red, Launcher, Hero of Generosity, Son of the Sun God)

    Yoshikage Kira 
Yoshikage Kira, God of Mystical Mad Bombers (Kosaku Kawajiri)
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  • Theme Song: Yoshikage Kira Just Wants a Quiet Life (Kira), KILL A (as Kawajiri)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His Stand "Killer Queen" and its bomb "Sheer Heart Attack"
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Wears a suit when he kills, keeps his clippings and dates his victims' hands, He wants his life to be predictable, erotic fascination with women's hands, absolutely no use for the rest of the woman's body, the ability of "Bites the Dust"
  • Domains: Destruction, Murder, Secrecy, Normalcy, Time Loops
  • Allies: Johan Liebert, Skull Face, Tohru Adachi
  • Enemies: Josuke Higashikata, Rohan Kishibe, "Josuke Higashikata", Jotaro Kujo, Light Yagami, L, Enrico Pucci
  • Followers: Carval Jarvoc
  • A Serial Killer that often takes to the idea that his life must become predictable. Anyone that disrupts that will die in several kinds of fiery explosions, whether it be after touching something, being followed by a skull faced tank grenade, or die trying to expose Kira's identity over and over again..
  • His Stand, Killer Queen, allows him to make anything touched by it to be charged with explosive energy. When someone touches it, the energy will be conducted into them, creating an internal explosion that completely wipes out the target.
    • It also has the secondary ability Sheer Heart Attack, the secondary bomb of Killer Queen that allows it to seek out whatever the warmest thing in the vicinity is, then induce an explosion there, with a power proportional to the heat of the target. It also HAS NO WEAKNESS.
    • His stand's final ability is Bites the Dust. This bomb is actually a distinct, miniaturized form of Killer Queen, which normally stays with someone who knows Kira's secrets. If someone tries to interrogate that person about Kira, the tertiary bomb will enter their field of vision, get into their eye that way, and induce an explosion. Until Kira finds out who the victim was, the victim will be stuck in a "Groundhog Day" Loop, doomed to be continously killed by the bomb.
  • Has taking a liking to Johan Liebert as he finds many similarities to himself, and reminds him of what he used to look like before he became Kosaku Kawajiri.
  • Does not like to be confused with Light Yagami, even though they are both Serial Killers known as Kira who'd like to stay hidden, though he's happy to see Light take the blame for his actions.
  • Is often seen in two separate looks when he is around the Pantheon; Here he looks like a blue eyed, blond or purple haired man in a white and green suit. When visiting other houses he takes the look of a blue eyed, brunette in a black and purple suit.
  • No, he never said "What a Beautiful Duwang!". And no, he doesn't chew. He will, however, admit to have gotten a boner at the Mona Lisa.
  • Is not happy to see his nemesis Josuke in the Pantheon. Made worse by the fact that there are two Josukes, and that this other "Josuke" seems to want something from him.
  • Knows about Adachi and their shared pastime, and wishes to help Adachi by disposing of the bodies for the low cost of his victims' hands.
    • He has even used his Kosaku disguise to work as a secretary for the local police to help him further.
  • Does not want to let the fact that he sounds like Kiritsugu Emiya ruin his routine.

Intermediate Gods

Aigis, Goddess of Finger Firearms (Aegis, The Heartless Armed Angel)

Artemis, Celestial Wielder of the Sacred Bow (Artemis of the Golden Shafts, Friend of Youth, Lady of the Lake, The Huntress, The Chaste Goddess, The Virgin Goddess, Archer)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Bow and arrow on a lunar disk
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Action Girl, Virgin Goddess, Awesome Shooter, Does Not Like Men, Redhead In Green, The Beastmaster, Having Romantic Friendship With Athena and Nymphs
  • Domains: Animal, Chastity, Good, Plant, Sun
  • Allies: Zeus, Athena, Chiron, Hercules, Wonder Woman, Fluttershy, Bambi, Xerneas, Pumbaa , Holo, Merida, Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson, Maya Amano
  • Enemies: Both Hades, Kratos, Zapp Brannigan, Xena, Nyarlathotep
  • Teeth Clenched Team Work: Ares, Hera, Aphrodite
  • Rivals: Other archers
  • Oppose: Those that show off too much skin.note 
  • Goddess of the hunt, Artemis is mistress of the bow. It's said that her arrows can cause instant deaths between females.
  • Artemis was suppose to share her title with her twin brother, Apollo. There was one problem, during the time they are in the Battleground of the Gods, turns out, he forgot to bring his bow, while Artemis has always carried her bow, thus winning the lottery.
  • There are some who wonder where Artemis was during Kratos' rampage against the other Olympians. Some think she was killed by Kratos in an unseen tale. Others think she abandoned her fellow Olympians. If it was the former, she would have to answer to her father, Zeus.
  • Of all the Greek Goddesses, Artemis really hate men and don't really think highly of them. Though, if they do prove themselves, she would give them some respect. Like calling Percy Jackson a man and not a boy. She also have a soft spot for her own twin brother, Apollo, when he isn't acting like a jerk. She also cares for her other brother, Hercules. He is a Nice Guy. And there's also Chiron who she taught how to hunt and use a bow and Arrow.
    • There are however a time she fell in love with a male name Orion who was also a hunter. However, there are version in which she despise the Hunter. Either because he tried to force himself on her or one of her nymphs or because he was killing too much animals. He met his end by Artemis arrownote  or by a giant scorpion,
    • Has a very low opinion on many of the deities perverts, whether good or bad. Once recounted a tale of Zapp Brannigan hitting on her and meeting a arrow up his buttocks. Artemis has claimed that he's lucky that she's in a better mood, otherwise, she recommends people to ask this schmuck called Actaeon how it turned out if some pervert peeps on her.
  • Apparently one of her most sacred animals are pigs, specifically wild boars. She sometimes offers to train Pumbaa to become as deadly as her pet Tusky (AKA the Calydonian Boar) and maybe they can take a walk together later.
    • She also holds dearly the deer as it was the first animal she ever caught. She actually became very close to both Bambi and Xerneas.
  • As Chastity is one of her most concerned domain, Artemis has very low opinion on female who shamelessly parades with their skins open. She insulted Aphrodite as a slut while the latter called her pig as a result.
    • There are some deities, those on the Fate universe in perticular, who call her out on this because they know she too wears a very Stripperiffic outfit. When question about this, Artemis only denies the accusation.
  • While it might look weird, at one point, Artemis was able to 'modify' her sacred arrow into piercing bullets, when she lent her power to Maya Amano. However, at the end of one time, Maya was murdered by the plot of Nyarlathotep and triggered The End of the World as We Know It, and making matters worse, Nyarlathotep relished the constant opportunity to rub Artemis in the face about her failure to protect Maya and she is such a pathetic guardian. This pissed Artemis enough that in the second round, she did everything she could to make sure Nyarlathotep got blown away. This is also one time she's willing to put aside her distaste to Aphrodite, because apparently she also had a similar grudge.
  • As the Goddess of the Hunt, Artemis prides herself as the greatest archer ever. And since she is a Greek God, saying other archers are better then her would usually end badly. This has made her see some archers in the pantheon as rivals. Her biggest rival, however, is with Windranger. Though, it mainly base on that Artemis hates it when others say the two are similar despite the two having different personalities.
  • Has struck a friendship with the harvest deity, Holo. Not only because she is a sacred beast, but because the two sound very similar.
    • And speaking of voices, for some strange reason, Artemis' voice changes when ever she's in her Primal Huntress outfit. People have described her voice as sounding like Haruka Tenou and Ryuko Matoi.
    • While rare, Artemis does speak in Japanese. When she does, she sounds a bit like Cammy White or Isabella 'Ivy' Valentine.
  • While Artemis is friends with Fluttershy, the two are both protectors of animals, the Pegasus is a bit uneasy about about the goddess being a huntress. Though, Artemis does assure Fluttershy she wouldn't harm any of her animal friends.
  • Is very close to her sister Athena. Emphasis on the very. The same is also said about her virgin wood nymphs.

    Heavy Weapons Guy 
Heavy Weapons Guy, God of Gatling Guns (The Heavy, Ivan, Misha, Mikhail)

    Kouji Kabuto 
Kouji Kabuto, God of Rocket Punches and Chest Blasters (The First Mechajock)
  • Theme Songs: Mazinger Z, Fire Wars and Kanjite Knight
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The head of Mazinger Z
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Idiot Hero, Hot-Blooded, Reduced from Hero to Sidekick, Attack Calls, Manly Tears, Chaste Hero, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Delinquent, Badass Biker.
  • Domains: War, Super Robot, Good
  • Allies: Tetsuya Tsurugi, Sayaka Yumi, Boss, Jun Hono Duke Fleed, Maria Grace Fleed, Amuro Ray, Ryouma Nagare, Guy Shishioh, Simon the Digger, Ryusei Date, Noriko Takaya, Shinji Ikari... practically anyone who's a mecha pilot. Also, Candice White
  • Rival: Asuka Langley Soryu.
  • He was previously cast into Purgatory for his time as Duke Fleed's sidekick. He was originally tasked to make himself better via Shin Mazinger, but someone forgot his time with Mazinkaiser, and his many many times fighting extraterrestrial threats outside the usual Dr. Hell or Great General of Darkness, side by side with Duke Fleed himself (or even without him) AND as an equal or someone greater instead of sidekick and was quickly readmitted. Thankfully, there's no bad blood between them, with both looking forward for their next team-up against evil.
  • And thus there's a lot of rejoicing by various Robot Pilots, as the Holy Trinity of Super Robot Wars is now complete. Mazinger Z, or Mazinkaiser, whatever Kouji pilots, are known to be utter beasts in battle on the side of justice, especially with their mighty Rocket Punch (or Turbo Smasher Punch) and Breast Fire (or Fire Blaster). Evil beware.
  • Things got even better when Tetsuya Tsurugi, the closest thing he got for a big brother figure arrived in the Pantheon. As far as Kouji is concerned, this means more than empowering his attack below, he's just happy that a friend/(technically) family member he truly trusts entered the Pantheon.
  • Unfortunately all those years in Purgatory did no good to Kouji's... um... lack of tacts, especially with women. This lands him lots and lots of slaps on the face. But his sense of justice always make him a respected God.
  • Although he and Asuka do not get along, he has made very clear that she is a fellow pilot, ergo, he will not put up with someone trying to harm her. Similarly, Asuka has asked him helping Shinji to grow a spine and teaching him how properly romancing Tsunderes, but she refused to explain why.
  • Once he heard Sayaka and Asuka discussing with Jun, Maria and Fa Yuiry about something called The Great Tsundere Alliance. He has been unable to sleep soundly since.
  • Kouji has received approval of Khorne for his fighting prowess, warrior spirit, courage and determination. Kouji was pretty disgusted about getting a Chaos God's approval, but his main reaction was an emphatic "Meh!".
  • Even if he's not in the Pantheon proper, after Kouji was restored, he has also gained the ability to summon the spirits and apparitions of Duke Fleed and the Grendizer. When the spirits come together, and Tetsuya and Ryoma are nearby with any Getter Robo incarnations, Kouji is able to invoke one of the more powerful attacks of the GUAG Robot War Division: The Final Dynamic Special. The attack has had a huge boost in power ever since Tetsuya Tsurugi joined the pantheon.
  • Has an uneasy relationship with the House of Otherness due to have been sceptic about supernatural stuff for many years.
  • On the other hand, being a superb chef, he gets along with the House of Food marvelously. Often he visits the place to trade recipes and tips. General consensus is his food is delicious, not matter how ridiculous it looks.
    • Shinji Ikari has often asked him culinary tips.

    Mikoto Misaka 
Mikoto Misaka, Goddess of Railguns
(Railgun, Number Three, Ace of Tokiwadai, Strongest Electromaster, Electric Princess, 3rd Most Powerful Esper in Academy City)
  • Theme Songs: "Only My Railgun" and "Level 5 Judgelight".
  • Intermediate Goddess, Was almost forcefully turned into an Overdeity by the continued Level Shift Experiments
  • Symbol: Her Signature Arcade Coin and Gekotora cell phone.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Multipurpose Electricity, Tsunderes, Badass Adorable, Breakout Character, Cool Big Sis, Badass Adorable, Bully Hunter, Railguns that use coins, a love for cute things, Wearing shorts underneath her skirt.
  • Domains: Friendship, Lightning, Electromagnetism.
  • High Priestesses: Her army of clones
  • Followers: The Tau Empire, Fortune
  • Allies: Touma Kamijou, Kuroko Shirai, Magneto, Hinagiku Katsura, Jimmy Hopkins, Commander Farsight, Satori Komeiji, Kasumi, Enju Aihara.
  • Odd Friendship with: Black Star, Negi Springfield.
  • Enemies: Accelerator (due to what he did to her army), Orochimaru, Relius Clover, Eliza and Neil Reagan.
  • The Invincible Electric Princess of Tokiwadai Girls Middle School, Mikoto Misaka has the proud claim of being a leading lady, whom in spite of having limited appearances in her own universe, has dethroned the supposed Leading Female character Index in sheer popularity and importance.
  • Though quick to anger, she is quicker to forgive and forget; which is probably why she can still remain friends with Kuroko Shirai in spite of her often less-than-appropriate romantic advances.
  • Commands a Hive Mind army of clones of herself dubbed the 'Sisters'.
  • Cannot be mind-controlled nor mind rapeed due to her unique powers. That being said, this has brought the ire of Johan Liebert and other deities who specialize in attacking and manipulating someone's mind.
  • Often hangs out in the House of Power under the pretense of being there to practice her Signature Attack Railgun, whereas in actuality she spends more time there having snappy conversations with Touma Kamijou.
  • Also seen from time to time in the House of Knowledge with Hinagiku Katsura. They've found they had quite a bit in common and bonded over complaining about clueless guys. Just in general of course, not that there were any particular guys they were thinking about...
  • Was almost forcefully made to join the Pantheon by the insidious continued experiments of the Kihara foundation, whom after failing to artificially drive Accelerator into Godhood decided to use her as the replacement subject instead. While she would indeed have become powerful, it would have been at the painful cost of her life and soul. The failure of this final project is something Mikoto is eternally thankful for.
  • Similarity in powers aside, Magneto sees in Mikoto the fire and passion he once had in youth, and has asked her to join the Brotherhood of Mutants on multiple occasions. Even though Mikoto values his friendship and respects his willingness to do whatever is necessary to protect the people he loves, she has always politely declined.
  • Upon hearing of YHVH's scheme to murder Madoka, an atrocity so disturbingly similar to the sufferings that her beloved clone sisters suffered during the Level Shift Project, Mikoto has joined the Pantheonic Rebellion with Kuroko faithfully by her side.
    • Also does not like Relius Clover and Orochimaru, as she found out that they also have experimented on people not unlike what the Kihara foundation did to her and to her beloved clone sisters.
  • She sympathizes with Kasumi due to the fact that her clone are used for diabolical purposes. As a result she'll happily assist her whenever possible.

    Red Genesect 
Red Genesect, God of Backpack Cannons (The Paleozoic Pokémon)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The orange light on his cannon
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Gender: Genderless (identified as male)
  • Ability: Download
  • Moves. Techno Blast (Dark), ExtremeSpeed, Blaze Kick, Signal Beam
  • Portfolio: Cyborg of a Fossil Pokémon, Backpack Cannon, Bug-type, Steel-type, Slasher Smile, Weaponized Animal, Red Speedster, Flight, Bad Boss, Fish Out of Temporal Water, Not Evil, Just Misunderstood, Heel-Face Turn
  • Domains: Bug, Steel, Fossils, Cannons
  • Allies: Ash Ketchum, Tyrantrum, Omastar, Kabutops, X-23
  • Enemies: Ghetsis, Viktor
  • Conflicting Opinions on: Mewtwo, N Harmonia
  • Opposed by: Exandshadow.
  • Fears: Any god with fire powers
  • An ancient predator from 300 million years ago, Genesect, alongside four other, was revived from their fossils by Team Plasma, and in order to create the ultimate weapon, turned their bodies mechanical and attached a giant cannon on their back. It didn't work as hoped as the Genesect Army broke out and with the guidance of the Red one, went on to find their home, which they eventually managed to do after some rather violent behaviour.
  • Red Genesect doesn't feel particularly comfortable around Mewtwo. Not because he finds Mewtwo dangerous for his existence, but because the Mewtwo in the Pantheon is not the one he got to know.
  • Even though Red Genesect has a giant cannon attached to his freakin' back, he only uses to fire Techno Blast. His other moves are ExtremeSpeed, Blaze Kick and even Signal Beam is shot out of his claws.
    • Speaking of fricking' laser beams, Dr. Evil seems to be interested on attaching them on backs of insects because of Genesect.
  • Red Genesect is one of fastest flyers in the Pantheon in his High-Speed Flight Form. That is why he somehow met up with Charlotte. And after some talk, the two actually bonded together and became partners.
  • Do NOT give him orders unless you want him to blast you into oblivion. He does whatever he wants, and no one will get between him and his goal. The only reason why he lets Shirley command him is that she is just cautious enough to not press his button.
  • Is opposed by Ted Wiesen due of his abyssal luck in regards to shiny Pokémon. All of Ted's attempts to catch Genesect have ended with either Genesect running away or Genesect chasing Ted out of the house of weapons.
  • One time, Viktor tried to speak with him, thinking that he had joined his "Glorious Evolution". Genesect tried to blast Viktor, making it very clear that he never intentionally became what he is now.

    Shuichi Kitaoka/Kamen Rider Zolda 
Shuichi Kitaoka, God of Handguns (Kamen Rider Zolda, The (Self-Proclaimed) Super Lawyer)
Kamen Rider Zolda 
  • Theme Song: "Kienai Niji"
  • Rank: Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Zolda Advent Deck
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, formerly True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Handgun users, Combat Pragmatist, The Gunslinger, Immortality Seeker, Multi-Ranged Master, Amoral Attorney, Took a Level in Kindness.
  • Domains: Combat, Law, Mirrors, Minotaurs, Guns, Death Games, Tragedy.
  • Herald: Magnugiga.
  • Allies: All Ascended Toku Heroes (especially Shinji Kido/Kamen Rider Ryuki, Ren Akiyama/Kamen Rider Knight, and Mitsuzane Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen), Shino Asada/Sinon, Mami Tomoe, Yoko Littner, Mana Tatsumiya, Lockon Stratos (Neil Dylandy), Noel Vermillion.
  • Headbutting Attorneys With: Phoenix Wright.
  • Enemies: All Ascended Toku Villains, Takeshi Asakura/Kamen Rider Ouja, Ryoma Sengoku/Kamen Rider Duke, Gleeman Vox, the Trollkaiger (especially Basco ta Jolokia and Yuuki Terumi), Gauron, Ali Al-Saachez, The Kurgan, Manfred von Karma.
  • Shuichi ascends into the pantheon after he heard the presence of his Arch-Enemy Takeshi Asakura so they can finally settle the score once and for all.
  • Shinji and Ren were kinda have a mixed reaction on his ascension while Shuichi has the same reaction on them since their experience back in the Mirror World. Nevertheless, these three men joined forces whenever they're dealing with the same foes such as The Kurgan and Gleeman Vox.
  • Surprisingly, he also ascends alongside another gunslinger in the form of Shino Asada, after knowing her, he was impressed with her skills as a markswoman while she is playing GGO, because of that, he might try to play this kind of game with her just of fun.
    • They also had the same reasons why they ascend in the first place because they wanted to help Mitsuzane Kureshima, also known as Kamen Rider Ryugen, in his upcoming battles while Kitaoka also wanted the Armored Rider to be his apprentice so he can train him to improve his aiming skills.
  • Has made allies with the likes of Mami Tomoe, Yoko Littner, Mana Tatsumiya, Lockon Stratos, and Noel Vermillion, because of their preference of weaponry is the same as he does. They often seen practicing firing accuracy with their guns in the House of Profession.
  • It seems that both Kitaoka and Phoenix Wright can't get along because of their different prospective on their jobs as attorneys. However Phoenix was surprised that Kitaoka also hates Manfred's guts for being a bigger worse attorney than him. Not to mention that his overall stint reminding him of how he used to be before Kitaoka became a bit kinder to Shinji.
  • He also gained and ire with the likes of Ryoma Sengoku because his stint as a creator of a rider belt for his own agenda reminding him of Shiro Kanzaki, although Sengoku's actions as an amoral scientist is far worse than Kanzaki's intentions.
  • He also made enemies with the Trollkaiger due to them committing malicious acts in the pantheon. This also extends his hate with its members like Basco and Terumi since they're completely despicable being that must be stopped from their crimes.
  • Has recently placed Gauron and Ali Al-Saachez in his hit list because of them being terrorist who committed unforgivable acts and they're actions are comparable to Asakura. Not to mention that Saachez is also one of Asakura's allies too.
  • Has often visits the House of Health & Diseases for some daily check-ups due to an incurable disease that he carries and it gives him disadvantages during his battles.

    The Pyro 
The Pyro, God(dess?) of Flamethrowers (W+M1 Pyro)

    The Soldier and the Demoman 
Mr. "Jane Doe" and Tavish DeGroot, Co-Gods of Explosive Weaponry (The Soldier, Painis Cupcake and The Demoman, Demopan, Demoknight, GRIM BLOODY FABLE respectively)
Above: The Soldier. Below: The Demoman
Soldier's Evil Side (Painis Cupcake) 
Demoman's Evil Side (Demopan) 
  • Theme Song: The Art of War (For the Soldier) and Drunken Pipe Bomb (For the Demoman)
  • Intermediate Gods, Greater God for Soldier, when turned into Painis Cupcake
  • Symbols: A rocket launcher with a folding shovel lying on top of it, a Red or Blue rocket on a yellow background(Soldier), and a sticky bomb over a bottle of scrumpy, or a Red or Blue stickybomb on a yellow background. (Demoman)
  • Alignment: Both Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolios: SUPER LARGE HAM, Solving All Their Problems With Explosives, Rocket Or Sticky Jumping, Getting Drunk Out Of Their Guard (just Demoman on this one), Ribs And Tomato Soup (just Soldier on this one), Not Having Much Of Common Sense (Soldier, again), Superpowered Evil Side.
  • Weapon of Choice: A rocket launcher with a shotgun and shovel or pickaxe (Soldier), a grenade launcher resembling a China Lake GL, sticky grenade launcher and a bottle of scrumpy (Demoman, may vary due to Demoman's ever-changing status.)
  • Domains: Explosives, Ranged Combat, Swords, Melee Combat, Friendship, Demolition
  • Followers: Anyone who loves blowing stuff up. The Worms.
  • Allies:
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The Spy, The Pyro, Arturia Pendragon (for Tavish).
  • Worthy Opponents: Connor and Duncan Macleod, Colonel Mael Radec (for Doe).
  • Enemies: Gray Mann, Johann Schimdt/Red Skull, Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse, Osterion the Wraith King, Leoric the Skeleton King, Gul'dan, Arcturus Mengsk, Raul Menendez, Arthas Menethil, Senator Armstrong, The Winds of Destruction, Jinx, Kel'thuzad, The GUAE Trollkaiger.
  • Uneasy Rivalry: Guts and Kirigaya Kazuto (for Tavish).
  • Respects: John Carmack.
  • Fears: Daenerys Targaryen (for Tavish)
  • Ascended after successfully blowing up the Pantheon's Main Gates. After the incident, the Court of the Gods were seeing who should take the mantle for Explosive Weaponry. However, upon evaluation of their skills, they decided to let both take the mantle instead. After the announcement was received, Tavish called for a beer run in Moe's Tavern along with Team RED/BLU to celebrate.
    • However, The Soldier was still bitter from their personal war a few years back. To make sure a large conflict wasn't possible, they decided to let Captain America do the consoling with him to make sure he could forgive Tavish for their personal war. It took 3 days for him to realize that the war was no longer necessary, and as a result became more friendly towards The Demoman.
  • Right after their ascension, they decided to give a large explosion routine with The Techies and Teemo, who sees both of them as great friends. Alongside them is the War God Warhead who multiplied the explosive fun. And not only that, they were assisted by none other than Michael Bay to even increase the power. Because of this, all of them formed the group called "The Explosive Extremists of the Pantheon".
  • When one of them has an enemy, they normally share that enemy due to being partners with each other. That probably explains why they share such threats.
  • Upon being looked by Captain Martin Walker, he saw the duo's potential and decided to give them a position on the Alpha-Omega Force as the Demolition Squad. Jane Doe was honored, giving Walker a salute and a medal for his actions.
  • For Tavish:
    • Tavish somehow hates other myths that are not from his home country, Scotland. In fact, once he hears a myth from another country, he either dismisses it or tries to bust the myth though sheer brute force. Normally the latter would only be done if said myth is related to swordsmen or combat.
      • This happened however when he heard the myths of "The Black Swordsman". He hunted the entire Pantheon to see who was the said Black Swordsman. However, he met up with Guts and Kirigaya Kazuto upon hearing that it was describing them. He challenged them to a fight against the duo but got curbstomped by them during the first 15 seconds. Just before the two swordsmen were able to move out, both of them were beheaded at the same time thanks to the Demoman's Chargin Targe and Eyelander. Needless to say, both sides were not amused and are willing to create a full-scale war should any of them piss each other off.
    • From the two, Tavish is also known for his extremely loud battle cries.. Just hearing "HAAAAAAAT'EM LADS" also solidifies that fact. Due to this, he has joined with Kamina and the Dai-Gurren for his Ham, and skills in demolition.
      • He became great friends with Merida since both of them are of Scottish blood and the fact that both have a very uneasy relationship when it comes to their parents. Often, they introduce to each other very sophisticated weapon skills such as Tavish teaching her about explosive arrows and and Merida showing the Demoman about archery.
    • He has a love for Medieval Combat and culture as well. This made him participate in most Joust and Duel challenges and made him suceed in flying colors. Because of this fact, he has gotten himself the hate for skeletons and evil sorcerers everywhere, meaning Osterion, Leoric, Gul'dan and even Homura Akemi (out of all the people) fall into his bad side, though Homura is a little one-sided.
      • However, out of all the medieval deities, he entirely fears Daenerys Targaryen for her possession of 3 dragons. The reason why is because he doesn't like to fight dragons AT ALL. As such, he retreats back with Doe should he see her
    • He has an even extreme hate towards the The House of Magic due to his horrible past regarding magical incantations being the reason he lost his eye. Because of this, he teamed up with Kiritsugu Emiya to make sure the House doesn't do anything stupid. This got Arturia's attention and decided to watch the Demoman on his antics.
      • However, during Gul'dan's ascension, the two attempted to storm the House of Magic in order to hunt down The Darkness Incarnate. While they were able to call a ceasefire, the results weren't pretty, with the half of the house being destroyed due to Tavish's grenades and to make matters worse, he even pointed his grenade launcher in front of Rin Tohsaka at point-blank range (he actually didn't know if she is evil at that time). This became the last straw for Arturia and as a result, placed the Demoman in her Teeth-Clenched Teamwork list with him being THE 2ND LAST PERSON she will work with, just in front with Kiritsugu. He grumbled as a state of disbelief..
    • He also became very good friends to Samurai Jack due to Tavish's similarities to Scotsman, Jack's scottish friend, minus being drunk. Because of this, the Demoman got influenced to join the GUAG as a result.
    • In his free time, he goes on a trading spree, trading Stout Shakos for 2 Refined Metal. The House of Personal Appearance appreciates the offer most of the time. Just don't decline the trade in his form, or else you will be beaten up by a frying pan, one way or another.
      • Looking through his avatar, Yu Narukami questioned Tavish if that was his persona. Confused with the term, Tavish immediately replied a yes. Due to this, he placed his avatar in the TV World Personae list.
    • "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...and kablooie!"
  • For Mr. Doe:
    • Despite being unfit for regular military combat, The Soldier sees friendliness towards other military ranks within the Pantheon. The first one he befriended was Commander Shepard and Captain America. Upon hearing their tales of the Reapers and The Red Skull, he immediately gave both a salute of gratitude to both of them.
      • He even respects Jim Raynor and Raiden for their anti-terrorism achivements and wishes to fight alongside with them. This got him into the crosshairs of Senator Armstrong, The Winds of Destruction and Arcturus Mengsk as a result.
    • However, upon meeting with The Red Skull and Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse, he immediately engaged the two and chased them for 4 days straight, dodged and survived many of The Red Skull's forces and Deathshead's Mecha. Both of them managed to escape but they were also impressed with the Soldier's combat skills and his extreme persistence to hunting them down.
      • When asked about the entire incident, The Soldier replied that not only do they remind him of the Germans he fought before but he tells them that their status as Nazis has given a large disgrace to his comrade, The Medic. He won't forgive them for giving the Medic such title.
    • As a soldier, Jane Doe has a grudge towards terrorists in the Pantheon, whether it occurs in America or any other country in the world. Due to his habit, Raul Menendez and Jinx has been placed on his shitlist.
      • To an even bigger statement, he hates evil necomancers and magicians because they remind him of his old roommate, Merasmus. This gave him a sense of hate towards Arthas Menethil and Kel'thuzad, but especially the latter so much.
      • However, he has found a worthy opponent by the name of Colonel Mael Radec. Seeing as one guy who fights fair, Doe has a good time fighting with him and rather than place him as an enemy, placed him instead as a worthy opponent, along with Connor and Duncan Macleod.
    • Upon hearing John Carmack's ascension, he decided give a welcoming party along with the Mercenaries to celebrate the FPS Avatar. He gave this sentence in his speech:
    "Son, you are good for this world. Maybe even the best there is."

Xena, Goddess of Deadly Discs (The Warrior Princess, Destroyer of Nations)
  • Theme Music: Xena: Warrior Princess theme song
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Balanced Chakram.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (formerly Neutral Evil)
  • Portfolios: Action Heroine, Improvised Weaponry, Charles Atlas Superpower, Battle Cries, (Redemption Equals Death Redemption in Death), Hot Amazons, Is also Bisexual
  • Domains: War, Redemption, Strength, Protection, Feminism.
  • Allies: Gabrielle, The Nephalems especially Sonya, Wonder Woman, Buffy, Conan the Barbarian, Hercules, Jackie Chan, Krillin, Tron, Captain America, Riku, Shirabe Tsukuyomi
  • Enemies: The Greek Gods in general, any tyrant gods.
  • Rivals: Kratos
  • Teeth-Clenched Friendship: Ares
  • Her first presence into the Pantheon was heard through a familiar battle cry as she back flipped all the way to the Weapons Pantheon.
    • (Her ascension was of the result of her Heroic Sacrifice in order to release the souls of those she killed. As a result of her selfless act, the Gods managed to give her a place in the House of Weapons.)
  • Many gods are trying to figure out how her famous chakram could make movements that make Captain America's shield look stagnant. Most chalk it up to the chakram having a mind of its own.
    • Shirabe Tsukuyomi was delighted to finally find a warrior worthy of the title she used to have.
  • Although she is best known for her chakram, she as used many other weapons, some of them not even intended as such. Jackie Chan was certainly impressed.
  • Is sympathetic to those who are seeking redemption for their sins, especially the Fallen Gods. Her own redemption took many years to complete, and she is willing to help others to achieve their own.
  • Became natural friends with Buffy. The Warrior Princess and the Vampire Slayer were among the most popular female protagonists in the 90s, bringing forth an age of multiple kickass females. Although their follows hope to see an official fight between them, both gods would rather put that discussion aside, though neither would back down if the time came.
  • The Greek gods were concerned upon Xena's ascension, as she is prophesied to bring down their entire pantheon. They are currently seeking out ways to end her life. Xena is not surprised in the slightest the current Greek gods are as big of Jerkasses as the ones she is familiar is.
    • Xena was eventually tracked down by Wonder Woman, who felt the Greek Gods were threatened with the prophesy. Although the Warrior Princess resisted, she proved no match for Diana. However, Xena quickly pointed out that prophesies can be rewritten, as multiple gods in the Pantheon have done in the past. Convinced that Xena meant no harm, Diana relented. Although she has no chance to convince the Greek gods not to hunt her down, she does have her good graces.
    • For her part, she is trying to prevent such an occurrence to get the Greek Gods off her back. She is currently in talks with Sonya and Riku in the hopes of changing her fate.
    • Ares turned out to be the only exception, but only to confirm rumors that he may be related to her. Though it is not quite the one she is familiar with, that doesn't stop her from hating him any less. Nevertheless, the two are willing to team up is the times are dire enough.
    • Is surprised of Hercules current state; Even though she outranks him, he has a far better win rate among the gods, including herself.
    • Kratos sees Xena's ascension as the perfect opportunity to bring about the fall of the Greek Gods. Although Xena sympathizes with his mistreatment at their hands, her empathy ends there; she wants no part in bring down their pantheon. The God of War wasn't too surprised at the rejection, but is willing to bide his time for the Warrior Princess to change her mind...
  • Conan the Barbarian took and immediate liking to the Warrior Princess, only to be disappointed when he found out she was already taken be Gabrielle. Nevertheless, the two became close allies.
  • It was a heartwarming occasion for Xena when her lover Gabrielle ascended into the pantheon, capping off with a long and warm embrace. Although not responsible, the House of Love helped them celebrate their reunion. Obviously, Ares was not pleased with the development.
    • She has been recently giving advice to Korra on her relationship with Asami. Both gods see similarities between their romantic life, including stressed relations with male suitors. In the end, she even lent Korra Xena: Warrior Princess theme songher outfit.
  • No matter how much she tries to correct them, the Simpsons gods still think Lucy Lawless has ascended instead of her. Only Lisa believes her and that is only because she can't fly. Xena actively avoids those gods as a result.

Lesser Gods

    Big Bull 
Big Bull, God of Rocket Powered Weapons (Bull, King of Altambra)
  • Theme Song: Over in a Flash
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: [死角] "Blind Spot"
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Cyborg, the Jet Hammer, Puns, Bulls, Glowing Mechanical Eyes, Large Ham, Transforming Mecha
  • Domains: Weaponry, Propulsion, Machinery, Gangs
  • Followers: The Bull Gang, Ido
  • Allies: Jack Cayman, The Bloodhooves, Gene, Bayonetta, Khamsin, Labrys
  • Was upset that the prime beef that he was didn't get included in the House of Beasts, but is willing to make due with this ranch instead.
  • Petitioned to have his shrine near Jack's, to make sure his sworn brother is well.
  • Since having his gang join him in the pantheon, things have gotten remarkably louder than normal, if such a thing was possible.
  • Has been striking a friendship with the two gods of minotaurs, though they are flattered by his choosing his body in their image, they do often get uncomfortable with his speech pattern.
  • While he is impressed at how well Vita can nail someone with her hammer, he's not going to concede to any hammer being better than his Jet Hammer.
  • Originally Khamsin wanted to claim this position, but got trounced by Big Bull rather soundly. Since then, the two are a bit teeth-clenched, but still allies.

Blastoise, God of Shoulder Cannons (The Shellfish Pokemon)

    Clint Barton/Hawkeye and Oliver Queen/Green Arrow 
Clint Barton and Oliver Queen Co-Gods of Archery (Hawkeye, Goliath II, Ronin II, The Golden Archer, Green Arrow, Ollie, The Emerald Archer)
Oliver Queen
Clint Barton

    Juzo Okita 
Juzo Okita, Eternal Captain of the Wave Motion Gun (Captain Avatar)

    Kung Jin 
Kung Jin, God of the Multishot

    Laguna Loire 
Laguna Loire, God of Ammunition (The Man With The Machine Gun, Tactical Gunner)
  • Theme Song: "The Man With The Machine Gun".
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Flag of Esthar
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Weapon of Choice: Machine Gun
  • Porfolio: Eccentric Authority Figures, Hyperspace Arsenals, Multi Ranged Masters, Adorkable Heroes, Wave Motion Guns, Lasers
  • Domains: Firearms, War, Heroics.
  • Allies:
  • Ascended after his appearance in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy made him one of the most prominent Adaptational Badasses of the series. Loves to talk to his worshippers about his adventures, even if much of what he says doesn't come out the way he means.
  • Once took Ratchet and Attenborough out to the rifle range and challenged them to see who could hit the most targets. A commitee is being held to determine if the incident could finally qualify as proof of the existence of "too much dakka".
    • DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF DAKKA, YA GROT! Enuff'z more than ya got an' less than too much an' there ain't no such fing as too much dakka. Say dere is, and me Squiggoff'z eatin' tonight!
  • When he saw Diddy Kong and his Peanut Popgun, he wasn't too sure about how More Dakka could apply to him. Cue Diddy Kong on his jetpack, firing his Peanut Popguns at Laguna in blinding speeds.
  • Overzealous followers aside, Laguna's preference for rapid fire belies the very laid back and caring nature of the man. While most consider him foolish, there is wisdom hidden within.
  • Sadly has had to avoid the House of Love. A few too many leg cramps in succession nearly put him on crutches.
  • While he's regretting the consequences, he still can't help but claim to have the GREATEST ATTACK EVER! This usually gets him challenged by another god to see who's attack is truly greatest.

    Lynette Bishop 
Lynette Bishop, Goddess of Enchanted Bullets (Lynne)

    Malik Caesar and Galando Grinus 
Malik Caesar and Galando Grinus, Gods of Precision Guided Boomerangs (Malik: Captain, Manlik) (Galando: Gall Gruner)

    Mana Tatsumiya 
Mana Tatsumiya, Goddess of Bizarre and Improbable Ballistics and Patroness of Unique Reloading Styles (Student No. 18, Vulnerans Semidiaboli, Captain Tatsumiya, Tatsumi, The Frugal Sniper, Mana Arcana)

    Marida Cruz 
Marida Cruz, Goddess of Remotely-Operated Weapons (Ple Twelve, Purustitute)
  • Theme Song: Mobile Suit
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: The Sleeves Logo, or alternatively the NZ-666 Kshatriya.
  • Alignment: Lawful to Neutral Evil; Neutral Good post-Heel-Face Turn.
  • Portfolio: Attack Drones, Anti-Villany, Artificial Humans, raging upon sight of a Gundam, Affably Evil Redheads, Dark and Troubled Past, Lightning Bruisers, Morality Pet to nearly the entire cast, Stoicism
  • Domains: War, Combat, Space, Mind
  • Allies: The GUAG Robot War Division, Other deities who were basically clones but later on developed their own emotions, Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, Eiji Hino/Kamen Rider OOO, Ankh.
  • Odd Friendship With: Elizabeth Mably.
  • Rivals: Haman Karn.
  • Enemies: the rest of the GUAE Mecha Cohorts, Ryoma Sengoku/Kamen Rider Duke.
  • A lot of debate occurred in the House of Prophecy regarding the said title, as elaborated:
    • Initially, they predicted Lalah Sune to ascend to the title, being the one of the very first to utilize thought-controlled weapons. However, they feared that her ascension would cause Amuro Ray and Char Aznable to add fire to their already-intense rivalry, causing the House of War to completely collapse on itself.
    • Some even predicted one Descartes Shaman to ascend, his main unit holding the record for the most number of remote weapons thereof. Unfortunately, he got hit by The Worf Effect hard during his second sortie against the ELS, thus voiding his chance at the title.
    • Other deities suggested appending this title to Haman Karn since she was already here for quite a while as Signum's evil counterpart.
    • Ultimately, they settled for allowing Marida's ascension to the House of Weapons since she is completely neutral in the eyes of the two aforementioned Ace Pilots, AND her MS outguns Haman's, with at the least 24 individual funnels compared to the Qubeley's 10.
  • While she's not that much on good terms with Char and Haman, she has surprisingly become a Cool Big Sis to Aila, as both can relate to having Dark and Troubled Pasts. Also, she shares the latter's hatred over Lord Djibril, but for the reason that she reminds her of the time when she was reconditioned by the Vist Foundation.
    • In relation to that, her feelings towards Rau LeCreuset stems from her time as an expendable clone during the First Neo-Zeon War, where she was sent by her former master Glemmy Toto to do battle in a losing war. She can understand and sympathize with his suffering, but she refuses to allow herself to fall into the same nihilism that consumed him.
  • Was pleased to hear of Banagher Links' ascension in the Pantheon. In return, she reminded him of his offer for some Ice Cream at the House of Food.
  • Deities who pilot Gundams (or even other units that look suspiciously like one) are quite wary of showing up to her in their respective units, due to her inherent Berserk Button. She has become a bit better in adjusting after breaking away from her second reconditioning.
  • So far, only The God of Beam Spam had been the only one able to actually out-Beam Spam her Kshatriya. She doesn't mind though.

     Max Jenius 
Max Jenius, God of Missile Swarms (Max Sterling)

    Miss Fortune (League of Legends) 
Sarah Fortune, Goddess of Hand-sized Cannons (Miss Fortune, Bounty Hunter, MF)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her two guns, 'Shock' and 'Awe', crossed together
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Weapon of Choice: Shock and Awe
  • Portfolio: Dressing Like A Pirate While Hunting Pirates, Bounty Hunter, Blunderbusses That Shot Out Cannon Shells Dual-Wielded, Ms. Fanservice, Sensual Redheads, Speaking With Double Entendre, Stripperiffic, Femme Fatale
  • Domains: Combat, Weapons, Fanservice, Profession
  • Allies: Samus Aran, Roger Rabbit, Dante Sparda, a select few pirates that did not piss her off (in particular, Jack Sparrow, Chosokabe Motochika, Johnny, May), Peacock, Ms. 'Nadia' Fortune, the Gokaigers (especially Captain Marvelous/Gokai Red).
  • Rivals: The Defenders of the Ancients (Radiants and Dires) (Kunkka fell more into Friendly Rival, though), Gangplank, Lobo.
  • Ascended when she showcased that her guns, Shock and Awe, are proven to be basically two mini-cannons, shooting out cannon-shells, and she dual-wielded it with style, to the point of shooting a barrage of them for massive damage. Miss Fortune decided to use this position to find out who killed her mother, aside of doing some bounty jobs.
  • Her arrival didn't sit well on Gangplank's head, not to mention, Miss Fortune tends to side with Jack Sparrow in their squabbles. Despite being a pirate, Miss Fortune considered Jack tolerable enough to hang around with.
    • In the Pantheon, seeing that there were some pirates that wasn't so bad, Miss Fortune has decided to dial down her mistrust to pirates and accepts befriending some. However, they will have to prove their might to her first. Only a select few has achieved this. The rest... they just go into her 'hunt' list.
    • She attempted to hunt Luffy once having just heard of his reputation as a budding pirate king and wanting to test his mettle to see if he was worth the title, "Can't claim to be king if you can't beat one hunter." She wasn't expecting her short-lived duel with him to end in her dodging her own bullets. Her fight against Whitebeard ended similarly with Newgate simply causing a gravitational shift that caused her bullets to fall into the sky. She decided to leave the other Straw Hats alone after that since apparently everyone Luffy knew was pretty much immune to round-shot bullets (and Luffy himself is unaffected with her seductive vibes). Time will tell if she develops piercing weaponry to try again later.
    • Even she thinks that Sukazaki takes it too far, and refused the contract when Akainu heard of her pirate hunting skills, naturally putting her on his "no better than pirates" list.
  • Was once mistaken as Jessica Rabbit by Roger Rabbit. After denying the similarity, Miss Fortune proceeded to tease and smooch on Roger a lot, enjoying how the rabbit got floozy, she thinks it's cute. At the very least, they're friends now.
  • It's hard to talk with her without getting somewhat aroused, as not only she's that dead sexy, everything she said could have dual, seductive meaning. Of course, if this was her enemy speaking, Miss Fortune would use to the opportunity of them getting aroused to take them down.
  • Despite looking like a Pirate Girl, she's not a Pirate.
    Yarr, I'm a mighty pirate... hunter!
  • Had an encounter with Peacock when she mistook her as a pirate from one of the ways she talked, and that she sounded the same as fellow-Champion-turned-Goddess, Jinx (she thought of handing her over to Caitlyn after the last time Jinx attempted to wreck her ship). They got into a fight, and eventually after learning about Peacock's background, Miss Fortune decided to help her, as she feels that Peacock's former enslavers, the Medici, may have links to the 'red-eyed pirate'.
  • Miss Fortune eventually met once of Peacock's allies called... Ms. 'Nadia' Fortune. Both of them decided that they had enough enemies in common to team up.
  • She has come to accept that the Kinkou Order ninjas (Shen, Akali and Kennen) would not consider her 'friends', as she was once one of the people being picked to assault Ionia under the Noxus banner. She's a bounty hunter, if the situation was different, she could've easily be on the Ionian side... but Noxus came to her first.
  • As of recent, she was approached by the Radiant Hero, Kunkka, who is impressed with her skills and wants her to become a crew. Miss Fortune settled with just 'one-time ally', because she's not sure she likes the idea of becoming a member of a Ghost Ship crew, she likes her living state enough. That said, when they're not actually fighting each other, they actually make a dangerous team.
  • Finally, after long last, she shocked (and awed) the whole Pantheon by revealing that beneath her playful attitude was actually a cunning, ruthless avenger that wants someone dead for killing her mother... that person being Gangplank. For that end, she contacted BOTH Kunkka and Sobek to distract him and taking advantage of how they used to mess with him to rile Gangplank up and fight in his Dead Pool. Once the deed is done, on her signal, Miss Fortune rained the Dead Pool with a cannon barrage from her own ship, sinking the ship and her eternal rival. She then started a hunt to look for Gangplank's corpse.
    • On another hand, she also told Kunkka that he has the privilege to strike her down if she one day becomes as bad as Gangplank. Kunkka just tells her to not let the rules of morality chain her down and let her do as she pleases, he'll have her back.
  • "Fortune doesn't favor fools!"

    Shou Toramaru 
Shou Toramaru, Patron Deity of Laser Beams (The Disciple of Bishamonten)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: The Jewelled Pagoda of Bishamonten (also known as the "Laser Pagoda")
  • Theme Music: The Tiger-Patterned Vaisravana
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Massive use of Lasers from an Upgrade Artifact, Animal Motif of a Tiger, Being the Avatar of Bishamonten, Spears, Subtle Hard-Drinking Party Girl, redeemed Failure Knight.
  • Domains: Tigers, Lasers, Avatars.
  • Allies: Byakuren Hijiri, the good-willed gods in House of War and Commerce.
  • Enemies: Barbara Ann Minerva, Neyla.
  • Originally the position of god of Beam Spam belonged to a man called Attenborough Cortitch. However, upon his mysterious disappearance from the Pantheon, gods wanted replacement who didn't quite have to rely on mechs to achieve that. As such, they turned their attention to the ex-tiger youkai and the disciple of Byakuren Hijiri, Shou Toramaru, who achieved top example of Beam Spam in a Bullet Hell game, especially with her curvy lasers.
  • Shou is an odd goddess. Even though she is a goddess, most of her power comes from the pagoda she carries which she shoots the lasers from. Not only that, but she herself is the Avatar of Bishamonten, meaning that we have a goddess who also is an avatar of a god. Don't try to figure out how that works.
    • Because of that, she is in good terms with both House of War and Commerce, especially the latter, as she represents the wealth aspect of Bishamonten.
  • Is known to go to House of Food to drink some alcohol when she can. Why a Buddhist deity is allowed to drink alcohol, no one has no idea. All what they know is not to make her mad when she's drunk, or else they get fried by the Laser Pagoda.
  • Found it funny how she probably was the only tiger in the Pantheon, like how she became to existence due of no one having actually seeing a real native tiger. Does find it irritating how Sagat keeps on calling out "Tiger!" when attacking.
    • Was not really pleased how Neyla ascended into Pantheon, due of her being an evil tiger and has tried to teach her to fear her. She was pleased by Jaune Clafoutis ascension due of this.
  • Has gained a bad rep due of accusations that she keeps on losing important stuff due of losing her Pagoda once. Mind you, her power is to gather up treasures, so this shouldn't be a problem for her.
  • As you can guess, there was much rejoicing from her once she heard that Byakuren managed to ascend into the Pantheon.

Squee, Spleen and Spoon, Gods of Explosive Mines (The (Goblin) Techies)
  • Theme song: Breathe
  • Rank: Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: The Remote Mine (the Trollface still intact!)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Being a group of three, qualified experts on mines, morons who're skilled engineers regardless, placing land mines everywhere, making people scared of walking anywhere, infuriating heroes merely by existing, blowing things up, including themselves and nearby enemies, in the name of science!
  • Domains: Land Mines, Explosions, Weaponry
  • Allies: Most Radiant Heroes (When the Techies are not doing more harm than good), the mercenaries of RED and BLU (Especially Demoman), Michael Bay, Solf J. Kimblee, Bob-Ombs.
  • Rivals: The Champions of Runeterra, though they consider Teemo a Friendly Rival.
  • Opposed by: All supports who would rather buy their boots instead of yet another set of sentry wards or a gem of true sight, and all junglers.
  • Following their ascension, Squee and Spleen thanked the main house for reviving Spoon, who they thought had died back in the workshop incident. Spoon told them to not bother telling them the truth.
  • So that fellow gods may safely walk around without fear of walking on a mine, the Techies has reluctantly agreed to not place mines outside of a designated area surrounded by warning signs plasted with the Techies' symbol. If someone decide to disregard the signs and accidentally steps on one of the many stacks of land mines, it's their own fault for what the results are.
    • Unfortunately, plenty of people took the bait and paid for it by getting blown into smithereens. It was also discovered that on the back of the warning sign was a Trollface. When the Trollkaiger took notice, they invited the Techies to join them for their ability to truly infuriate people, but they refused.
    Squee: We don't put bombs everywhere to rile people up; we just like blowing things up!
  • The Techies gets along well with certain mercenaries. Particularly Demoman, who they bonded with over their mutual enjoyment of placing traps and blowing up unsuspecting people.
  • Ever since the Techies and Teemo found out how similar they are, they began hanging out surprisingly often. The Techies has occasionally given Teemo tips on how he can improve his traps and the placement of them. Doesn't take the fact that their combined force would instill extreme paranoia to their enemies. Like, what can be worse than a field full of poisonous mushrooms and explosive mines?
  • There's a very good reason why it's recommended that anyone who desire to visit them for some reasons should get a gem of true sight so that they may see where they shouldn't step. Fortunately, they can get one from a shopkeeper (For the very cheap price of 900 gold!) who decided to make camp just outside of their place for completely unrelated reasons that "honestly" has nothing to do with the Techies.
  • According to Thrall, Squee, Spleen and Spoon used to be Goblins. But as of now, they certainly don't look like goblins.
  • They want to learn from certain Bob-Ombs the art of blowing themselves up without ill effects.
  • When the Techies decides to get serious, they clad themselves in pig-themed armor, and replace their cart with The Swine of the Sunken Galley, a wheeled cannon that's reportedly said to be one of the most powerful cannons ever built. In fact, the blast from it was so powerful that it tore the ship that was used for its first test run apart. And no, the ship wasn't the target, because it was used to host the cannon itself.
  • Was assaulted by a frozen amphibian following what might just be their nastiest nerfing ever. Since then, they have lived in fear of frogs and frog-like deities.
  • "If you want explosions... Accept no substitutes."

Teemo, God of Blow Guns (The Swift Scout, Shitrat, Satan)
  • Lesser God.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good with Chaotic tendencies
  • Symbol: An explosive green mushroom
  • Portfolio: Cute creatures that can kill you at the blink of an eye, gentle people who snaps when pushed, addorable maniacs, kind guys who goes ballisitc when needed.
  • Domains: Nature, Stealth.
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: The Defenders of the Ancients (Radiants and Dires), though Squee, Spleen and Spoon (the Techies) are Friendly Rival.
  • Enemies: Hexxus, Veigar.
  • Despite being one of the kindest gods in the Pantheon, most knows not to get on his bad side. The last person who decided to mook him one night in the House of Food ended up looking like a hedgehog...if its spines were made of poison darts.
  • Has been hanging around with Pikachu for a wile. Considering that his precense makes Teemo calmer and happier, sevral dieties has encouraged this newfound relation.
  • When the word spread that he had joined the GUAG, the GUAE decided to increase their budget on mine sweeping and stealth detectors 7 times above the previous budget. Considering the damage that his mushrooms can cause and how well he can hide in comparision to most gods, the forces of evil considers this a necesary meassure.
    • However, even Teemo had to be careful in case Mario or Luigi picked his mushroom up by accident. It was confirmed to be far more deadly than any poisonous mushrooms they have encountered.
  • A look in his wardrobe once revealed a large collection of Superman comics along with a Yordle-sized Superman costume and a custom-made blow gun made of steel. And now a silent moment for the person who revealed this info...
  • The moment there were Defenders of the Ancients in the Pantheon, Teemo has taken increased wariness. Why? Because they look at him funny, and think he's kind of similar to a certain 'Meepo'.
    • The Defenders' paranoia increases further when they saw Teemo hanging around with Techies and infests a certain place with both mushrooms and mines after a budding friendship. We can only say this for those who does not invest Gem of True Sight or Vision Wards and came across there... BE VERY AFRAID.
  • He is unsure if Tristana could ever make it to the Pantheon. But on the rise of the Kinkou ninjas, Teemo was at least glad that there's a fellow Yordle God for him to interact with, Kennen. The addition of Lulu also surprisingly was welcomed by Teemo, if only for the fact that right now they're without their official friends (though he has stated that if Veigar ascended and tried anything funny, he'll stop him like the boyscout he is).
    • Now that Veigar HAS ascended, Teemo's been pulling double-duty to make sure the sorcerer doesn't do anything that crosses the line.
  • There seems to be a Running Gag in the Pantheon where when some expressed why they hate a certain god, the visualised explanation somehow had Teemo dying, was it by the god itself or in the background.
  • While Teemo remains chipper with some of his new friends here, someone had the gall to see what would happen if the daily Teemo abuse for laughs would continue. The result wasn't pretty at all: That someone saw Teemo transform into an unrepentant killer, fighting under the banner of 'Omega Squad', that takes joy in killing and even if he is still feared, he is without friends, killing as many as he can. When that someone returned, he was shocked as if just having a revelation of what really happens if Teemo lives up to his "Satan" nickname, and urges so that vision will never come to fruition.
  • Has befriended Riki, due to the fact they are both adorable creatures who can actually hold themselves well in combat. It helps that the non-ascended members of his own species are one of the Heropon's followers.
  • "Captain Teemo, on duty!"

    Trowa Barton 
Trowa Barton, Patron Saint of Alpha Strikes (No-Name (Previously), Triton Bloom, Dokter T)
  • Theme Song: Back in the Smell of Blood and Gunpowder
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Half-mask of a crying clown. Alternatively, the Gundam Heavyarms.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Alpha Strikes, Anti-Hero, Bottomless Magazines, Gatling Good, Genius Bruiser, More Dakka, Macross Missile Massacre, Peek-a-Bangs, The Stoic
  • Domains: Weapons, War, Combat
  • Allies: Heero Yuy, the rest of the GUAG Robot War Division, Chris Yukine
  • High Priestess: Leena Toros
  • Rivals: Revy, Laguna Loire, Max Jenius, Heavy Weapons Guy
  • Not in any way related to: Clint Barton
  • Enemies: Joker, Warboss Ghazgkull and his legion of Orks
  • While all his rivals have excelled in their respective weapon specialties, none of them have effectively used a multitude of gunfire and missile barrage during battles in one single stroke, and all at the same time. Trowa silenced them (and by extension the rest of the House of Weapons) by unleashing his Gundam's entire payload on a large contingent of Orks, annihilating a sizeable portion thereof.
    • This apparently made Warboss Ghazgkull very cross since he was amassing those Orks for an upcoming WAAAGH! And, in his own words, "a puny hummie with a clunky hummie mek managed to git moar dakka and kill off me boiz!"
  • His ascension had apparently earned the ire of The Joker, due to his Clown Half-mask... and the fact that Trowa can just blast away anything Joker throws at him.
  • Other Gods have been speculating that he was more fit for the title currently held by his contemporary in the House of Emotion. The only catch was that he tends to be a bit more quiet compared to Heero. Along with that one time when he charged other people in order to hear him "break his silence", but that was an unrelated story.

Usopp, God of Slingshot Marksmanship (The King of Snipers, Sogeking, Mansopp, GOD Usopp)
  • Theme: His theme. And the theme of his ''friend'' Sogeking.
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Sogeking helmet with the Black Kabuto below.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Normal guy among superpowered allies, liar (of both the bad and good variety), intuitive aptitude towards all tools and machines, Gadgeteer Genius, superb sniping skills with a slingshot, unpredictable fighting, crazy preparedness, use of various strange ammunition ranging from self-made bullets to weaponized unusual plant seeds (after his Post-Timeskip), Cowardly Lions who grow out of it literally
  • Domains: Slingshots, Marksmanship, Tall Tales, Inventors
  • Allies:
  • The Council of Shadows have long prevented the inclusion of all the Straw Hat Pirates for fear their ability to derail many plots in their home universe would bring down many of their carefully-laid plans. Hence, their success in expelling Usopp from the House of Weapons as God of Slingshots and replacing him with the less dangerous (to a fault) Dennis Mitchell.
    • Batman knew it was better to have the entire crew as wild cards if the need arose. Though he also had an uncharactestic soft spot for Usopp as he shared the similar Badass Normal tendencies among super-powered allies as well as the ability to be prepared for anything (second only to him of course). He secretly persudaded Johnson to give Usopp another chance and the judge proposed a contest between Usopp and Dennis over who really deserved the title. While both were equal in the first rounds, Usopp quickly upped the ante by shooting a small jewel at the tip of a faraway spire a few miles away with the wind against him. Dennis apologized and conceded defeat, allowing Usopp to reclaim his godhood, and instead taking the position of God of Precocious Troublemakers in the House of Family. To say some Council members were dismayed and that even Xanatos himself didn't see this coming was an understament.
      • As an added bonus, Nami also ascended while the Council was momentarily stupefied.
  • His marksmanship skills have been considered equal to both Vash and Lockon Stratos, hence his title of "King of Snipers" from his homeworld. Some claim it is due to his powerful analytical eyesight which is the force behind his intuitive abilities with machinery.
    • It is seldom a good idea to have the three together as most of the time they end up engaging in a contest of one-upmanship with various impossible feats of shooting abilities. Naturally, they always end up in a dead tie.
    • The awakening of observation Haki, allowing him to snipe an opponent he couldn't even see from halfway across a country, has earned him new respect from Vash and Lockon, and also made him jump up a few threat levels in the GUAE's list, especially since that act managed to completely derail the plans of a chessmaster who would easily fit in the Council of Shadows if they ever ascended.
  • As the one responsible for keeping both himself and Nami relevant among a crew of mostly Devil Fruit users with his inventions, he has an uncanny perception of tools and machines around him and being able to understand and make them work.
    • Despite his ability to create and understand machinery, he is lousy with repairs. If anyone comes to him asking to repair things, he usually points them towards Felix at the House of Technology.
  • Being an inventor, he sometimes heads to the House of Technology and share ideas with Phineas while encouraging his ever-growing genius. Usopp, however, tends to go on in one of his usual tall tales of his great engineering and heroic skills, embellishing details of different adventures with the Straw Hats to make himself more important. Phineas believes them. Ferb, not so much.
  • Apart from the Thousand Sunny, Usopp's temple workshop contains a lush green garden in the back where he cultivates Pop Green seeds and plants. However venturing in without his guidance is dangerous as some of the plants rank up there with Death World's own.
    • Youko Kurama was impressed how a mortal like Usopp was able to make use of a variety of seeds to his advantage and also interested in the properties of Pop Greens native to that universe. Kurama decided to give Usopp a variety of seeds from plants native to Makai to further increase his abilities. Most of these plants, however, freak him out and prefers to use those he can cultivate safely.

Warhead, God of Nukes

    Yoko Littner 
Yoko Littner, Goddess of Sniper Rifles (Yomako, Doombitch, Ms. Fanservice, Titty McSniperrifle)

    Yukari Takeba 
Yukari Takeba, Goddess of Modern Archers (Yuka-tan, Yukaricchi, Pink Argus, The Unsightly Pink Sniper)


    Hana Isuzu 
Hana Isuzu, Goddess of Making The Last Shot Count

Kitakami, Goddess of Torpedoes (KTKM-Sama)

    Marcus Kincaid 
Marcus Kincaid, God of All Small Arms and Their Exploitation (The Gunbringer)
  • Theme Song: "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" by Cage the Elephant
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The holy smiling mug of his current physical form.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolios: Bus Driving, Storytelling, War Profiteering.
  • Domains: Weapons, Economics... cold hard economics.
  • Allies: Various vault hunters, The Gun Runners, every single goddamn gunslinger ever, Mad Moxxi, the Crimson Raiders
  • Enemies: Gun control advocates, clients asking for refunds, competition, Handsome Jack (Both as a Competitor and on Principle). Trevor Phillips.
  • Followers: His main follower is the demi-god Yuri Orlov, known to us mortals as the "Lord of War", also has a tribe of bandits who fanatically worship him and have crafted the iconography that represents him.
  • Marcus prides himself as a quality god. If he sells or bestows a gun on you, that gun WILL work perfectly as intended. Implying in ANY way that this is not the case will incur his wrath.
    • With many gods in other Houses that rely on firearms or are from futuristic eras, he finds himself quite busy.
  • Dislikes alcohol with a passion, since he tends to be overly generous when drunk.
  • As well as his position as The Gunbringer, Marcus is the unofficial loremaster of Pandora, recording the escapades of Vault Hunters for future generations.
  • Denied Trevor Phillips access to the Pandora arms race. He isn't the least bit happy.
  • Ex-husband of Mad Moxxi, and they still have an amicable relationship to this day. That pot belly of his was actually her suggestion.
  • He has no allegiances to any of the Grand Alliances. He sells guns and firearms equally to all sides. A profit is a profit. Although, he does see the Crimson Raiders as both his best customers and allies.

Nack the Weasel, God of Kiddified Guns (Fang the Sniper)
  • Rank: Demigod
  • Symbol: His airbike, the Marvelous Queen
  • Theme Song: Here We Go
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Cool Hat, Evil Fang, Awesome Ride, Dual Revolvers (that used to shoot corks), sinister sniper, Being a bad wolf-weasel, Motivated by cash
  • Domains: Treasure Hunting, Greed, Villainy, (Kiddified) Guns
  • Allies: Dr. Eggman, Revolver Ocelot
  • Rivals: All other treasure hunters (Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Henry "Indiana" Jones Junior, Oerba Yun Fang, Yuna), other snipers in the Pantheon (Lockon Stratos, The Sniper, Yoko Littner, Lynette Bishop, Sniper Wolf, Ryoubi, Golgo 13, Sinon, Cyrus)
  • Complicated Relationship: Garrus Vakarian
  • Enemies: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Espio, Kamina, Simon
  • Nack ascended after Sonic finally remembered him from a long time ago. Needless to say, Dr. Eggman was happy to call on his services as a distraction/obstacle for Sonic and friends yet again. And Nack is more than happy to do so as long as the pay's good.
  • This Nack, interestingly, seems to be a combination of his two most well-known incarnations: SEGA's and Archie's. As such, his portfolio is drawn from both aspects but only as much as they converge into his divine title ("blasters" can be considered kiddified guns, after all).
  • Due to his alias, he has unfortunately gained the attention of various snipers in the Pantheon. Yoko Littner, Lockon Stratos, and The Sniper just to name a few. Fang doesn't mind this rivalry. In fact, he revels in it
    • He has oggled and flirted with Yoko, Sniper Wolf, Sinon, Lynette, and Ryoubi with varying effects. Yoko was disgusted but didn't mind using her attractiveness against him. Sniper Wolf was initially confused but upon learning that he was technically half-wolf (somehow), she became endeared to him (doesn't stop her from trying to kill him, though). Sinon was very distressed and flustered, but eventually resolved herself to considering him a worthy rival after seeing him in action. Lynette was rather flattered but wanted to just be friends (and rivals when necessary). And Ryoubi....she actually doesn't mind him and actually lets him leer at her when he's not on the job.
    • Lockon and Nack first encountered each other while crusing around in their respective machines, much to the surprise of the former as the latter managed to easily fall into pace with his Gundam. Lockon then tried to befriend Nack after looking into him (and noting his title of kid-friendly guns). To his credit, the two did spend a short time talking though ultimately it ended with Nack pointing his "blaster" at Lockon and telling him to get lost or he would shoot him. Lockon still tried to befriend him, only to get an energy shot to the leg for his troubles. Since then their relationship has been strained, at best, but they have a rivalry going nonetheless.
    • The Sniper views him as a professional rival due to both being mercenaries, though Nack's general personality does remind him of himself. Both tend to be all business unless something transpires to make things personal, both like getting paid for what they do best, and most of all - they have a similar fashion sense. The only reason they're not outright friends is because they both know that they may just have to kill each other one day, but they get along well enough anyway.
    • Golgo and Cyrus don't really have an opinion of him, though the former reminds him of his silent but stalwart teammate Bark. There's a bit of professional respect, yes, but they don't really show it even the rare times they interact.
  • Treasure hunting. Nack has tried multiple times to break into the Treasures to claim what it contained. Fortunately, the security is too tight so he hasn't ben able to infiltrate it no matter how many times he has tried. It's basically a routine thing for him at this point.
    • He has met and chatted with various other treasure hunters in the Pantheon. Indy doesn't really like him much, Lara is annoyed at his passes at her, Fang just ignores him, and Yuna is amazed by how much of a good shot he is. Firefights have become commonplace in Nack's life because of this.
  • Nack is also quite capable of defending himself in close-combat, notably utilizing a fighting style involving his tail and his legs. He prefers to keep himself at a distance, though, as that means less chance of getting hurt.
  • He threw the entire House of Beasts for a loop due to being a "wolf-weasel" (half-wolf, half-weasel). Many of the animal handlers of that house questioned him about how he came to be, to which he simply shrugged, hopped on the Marvelous Queen, and flew off at top speed.
  • Despite his professionalism, Nack has unfortunately gained the attention of a particular vigilante: Garrus. It doesn't help that the latter is also a crack shot, but what makes matters worse is that Nack once tried to take something precious to him. Even if it was mercenary work, Garrus won't forgive him and has vowed to take him down no matter what.

Sokka, God of Boomerangs (Meat and Sarcasm Guy, Wang Fire)

    Varric Tethras 
Varric Tethras, God of Automatic Crossbows


Bob-Omb, God of Action Bombs