Pantheon: Profession Lesser Gods

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    Agent 47 
Agent 47, God of Consummate Professionals
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Symbols: A pair of Silverballer pistols and a length of fiber wire
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Consummate Professional, Professional Killer, Scannable Man, Super Soldier,
  • Domain: Assassination, Professionalism, Discretion
  • Allies: None, by 47's own choice, as he believes there's a chance he could be hired to kill anyone in the Pantheon. That said, he seems to have a soft spot for Fluttershy and Chester A Bum…
  • 'Professional' Rivals: Ezio, The Spy, Sniper Wolf, Corvo,
  • Opposes: 'Pinkamina', anyone who forces people to kill.
  • When Pinkie Pie tried to host him a party upon his ascension, she was surprised and disappointed to find 47 never came, after eventually giving up on waiting for him, Pinkie caught Homer Simpson waking up in a trash bin with only his underwear on, which confused some of the gods who reportedly saw Homer leaving the party fully dressed, which caused Pinkie to shortly figure out how 47slipped past her and noted she was actually quite impressed. Though Homer is still trying to find 47 to get his clothes back.
  • Being the professional assassin he is, 47 is not afraid to assassinate anyone in the Pantheon he is contracted to kill, regardless of the deity's rank and power. He won't even refuse to assassinate Asura if contracted to do so. Though he admits that such a task would be.. difficult.
  • Despite usually distancing himself from other deities, 47 has a surprising soft spot toward Fluttershy, holding a fair amount of respect toward her love of animals. When he learned about what Gilda did to her, he offered to kill Gilda for free. Fluttershy quickly, but politely, refused, not wanting any unnecessary violence caused for her sake.
  • Agent 47 has an unusual respect toward the House of Faith, a fraction of the money he earns from his contract killings go to that house, the Gods of that house, however, have mixed feelings about it.
  • Agent 47 is one god that Chester A. Bum always looks forward to seeing, whenever 47 has to do 'business' in the House, he would consistently drop money into Chester's styrofoam cup whenever they meet. Chester is even one of the rare gods that always forgives 47 whenever he has to 'borrow' Chester's clothes.

    Anti-Mage 
Anti-Mage, God of Mage Killing (Anti-Fun, Magina)
  • Rank: Lesser God.
  • Symbol: Mana Void with Manta Style crossed infront of it.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Taking reduced damage from magic, considering magic inherently vile and all its users evil, being nameless, having a taste for talking in a different way, having a title that perfectly describe his occupation, life, mission and powers, being an extremist with understandable intentions, teleporting in the blink of an eye, burning his enemy's mana with his attacks.
  • Domains: Combat, Anti-Magic, War, Profession.
  • Followers: Mage killers and hunters in general.
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: The Champions of Runeterra, Touma Kamijou.
  • Enemies: Dire Heroes, Mages, benders and users of magic.
  • Teethclenched Teamwork: Radiant Mages and Sven
  • High Priest: Magebane.
  • Immediately following Anti-Mage's ascension, because of his mission to end magic by killing all users of magic, he was banned from being even five miles near the House of Magic. Anti-Mage is still grumbling about that.
  • A common misconception is that Anti-Mage has two twin brothers. These "twins" are actually illusions created out of nowhere with Anti-Mage's favorite weapon, Manta Style. Though they're not as powerful, they're still dangerous against mages as they can burn mana just like the real Anti-Mage.
  • Anti-Mage is often quick to inform confused gods that his powers are the result of "Purity of Will", not magic.
  • Despite his nickname and reputation, Anti-Mage doesn't truly hate fun, as he has been known to laugh heartily and loudly from time to time (and not necessarily while he's in the middle of killing mages). It's just that mages from the battlefield of the ancients consider spellcasting fun. Anti-Mage, being who he is, occasionally comes around to ruin these mages' fun, thus earning him his nickname.
  • Once upon a time, Anti-Mage decided to be a hard carry when he's normally just a midgame carry. Sven shut him down. Anti-Mage still bears a grudge toward him for that day. The rumors that Sven has a relationship with a mage doesn't help.
    • And ever since that day, merely listening to that kind of Training Montage music is enough to drive Anti-Mage nuts and try to get out of the vicinity until he can't listen to that song anymore, if he's not wrecking the music source already.
  • Nortrom the Silencer is probably the one "spellcaster" that Anti-Mage don't mind, since he's technically not using magic and his spells are primarily anti-magic in nature.
  • Although he's not a major threat normally, this changes dramatically if he manages to get farmed, as accurately illustrated by this comic.
  • The phrase "Friendship is Magic" is a huge Berserk Button for Anti-Mage. If you're lucky, he will just rant about foul sorcery and shout "EVIL is Magic" in the place of commas. If you're unlucky, you will find yourself with no mana for weeks.
  • Anti-Mage used to be a Night Elf once. Ironic, considering that magic is the reason why the Night Elves exist in the first place. While he doesn't appear to remember his past, Anti-Mage admits to faintly recalling some strange memories when he learned of the ascension of the Night Elf, Malfurion Stormrage. Malfurion himself cause some worry in Anti-Mage however, for some of the memories shows a familiar looking figure as his father. He was also shocked to hear that Malfurion fought in the battlefield of the ancients in the past, before passing the mantle to a different hero.
  • He had an actual name once, Magina. He probably chose to discard it for obvious reasons.
  • Anti-Mage was also once brothers with an un-ascended Dire hero, Terrorblade, as Malfurion can attest to. However, he does not remember this.
  • Has a weird relationship with Touma Kamijou, with Anti-Mage acknowledging that his technique of punching mages are stuffs of legends. Except that Anti-Mage has been telling him that there are more ways than punching mages to counter them. Depriving them from their power source is one example.
    • He also has great respect on Kiritsugu Emiya, the well-reknown Magus Killer, as he admires some of his 'pragmatic' ways to kill off mages.
  • To him, benders are mages under a different name, and for that reason has chosen to work together with Amon. As Anti-Mage is unaware of Amon's secret, he mistakes his power to de-bend for an exotic form of "Purity of Will".
  • "The magic ends here."
    • Though some can misread it as "The fun ends here."

    Chifuyu Orimura and Aikuro Mikisugi 
Chifuyu Orimura and Aikuro Mikisugi, God and Goddess of Badassed and Hot Teachers, (Chifuyu: Brunhilde I Aikuro: Hildago)
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  • Theme Songs: Straight Jet (Chifuyu); KILL7laKill or Ping Pong Circulatenote  (Aikuro)
  • Lesser Gods (Chifuyu: May bump up to Greater Goddess if she gets her IS back.)
  • Symbols: (Chifuyu) Her Infinite Stratos, White Knight;(Aikuro) a pair of sunglasses
  • Alignment: (Chifuyu) Chaotic Neutral, leaning towards Chaotic Good; (Aikuro) Straight-up Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio:
  • Domains: (both) Teaching, Badassery;
    • Chifuyu: Serious teaching, Mechas, War ;
    • Aikuro: Over-the-top teaching, Teasing, Intelligence, Hidden Depths
  • Allies:
  • Followers: Kobayashi
  • Enemies:
  • Chifuyu ascended after managing to defeat turned-evil sister Madoka Orimura and Squall Meusel. She's also informally accredited with saving the nation of Japan from a Macross Missile Massacre while still a teenager. Aikuro, however, ascended after much effort by Ryuko for his efforts in halting the Life Fibre plan. Eikichi Onizuka has also given his blessings to the two, judging them as worthy to be his "successors".
  • Aikuro immediately took a liking for Chifuyu, and often teases her. One time he even described her as "a MILF version of Ryuko Matoi". She isn't really amused by this since she really doesn't like being teased.
  • They have recently accepted the place as Gods of Hot Teachers. While Aikuro was more than happy to have this place, Chifuyu was...less than thrilled at this turn of events.
  • Chifuyu has legions of admirers due to her incredible badassery combined with gorgeous looks. Again, she's not amused.
    • Her introductory combat lessons, however, are well-sought after by many sword-wielding and mecha pilot hopefuls despite her Spartan approach. Many of the more seasoned mecha pilots approve of this.
    • Oversaw the combination of Ryuko's Senketsu to Charlotte's Rafael Revive and Satsuki's Junketsu to Laura's Schwarzer Regen. Her reaction: "Hmph, not bad."
  • Chifuyu gets along surprisingly well with Hungary. Some gods noticed that the two do sound a lot alike. She's also found a surprisingly strong kinship with Aqua from the House of Combat Magic due quite a few similarities. The two of them both have younger 'brothers' of whom they are very protective of, and are potentially the best fighters of their respective times. Oh, and they do sound similar to each other as well.
  • One time, Char Aznable challenged Chifuyu in a one-on-one battle between their mecha. Surprisingly, it ended in a draw. She has also been seen sparring with the likes of Sanger Zonvolt, Erza Scarlet, and even Ryuko Matoi and Satsuki Kiyurin while they were in their Kamui. When asked why she would continue to train and practice as she does she gave a small smile and this answer, "Until he's strong enough."
    • As in her own verse, doubts of Chifuyu's combat potential, even after her bout against Chaar Aznable, have been effectively silenced with the knowledge that she fought against a high-tier IS on foot. And she would have won if she had a weapon that could withstand the fight.
  • Whatever you do, you must refer to Chifuyu as "Orimura-sensei" (when in class of course). If you don't do it, you'll get dope slapped so hard it's gonna leave a mark. She's done an exception, however, with Aikuro, much to his enjoyment. She has stated that no, she does not have the 'hots' for Aikuro, though that won't stop him from teasing her anyway.
  • Chifuyu has been known to leave her post from time to time in order to visit her, at the time, still-mortal brother Ichika down below with an empty stomach, baskets full of laundry, and demanding a massage. She has mixed feelings about introducing him to anyone else from the Pantheons other than those who already know him due to certain 'reasons'. Unknown to virtually everyone, she works tirelessly during her off-hours to see him ascended with her.
    • At long last, Ichika has ascended and has got a place in the house of Love. Chifuyu's reaction was a simple smile, but deep down, her heart was brimming with joy. She has resigned herself back to teaching and also making sure that the other Goddesses don't take things with her brother too far.
  • Ryuko has mixed feelings for Aikuro's ascension. On one side she's really happy to see him join the Pantheon; on the other she thinks he's going to tease her again, much like he's doing with Chifuyu. He has not disappointed her thus far.
  • Some have noted that Aikuro and Rinnosuke do sort of look similar, and wonder (half-jokingly) that if Aikuro's true nature is the sex god to MANnosuke's molester. Aikuro would rather not hear about it and Rinnosuke would just straight out ignore hearing about it.
  • Aikuro has been known to break out in a Spanish accent. While in this state he prefers to be called Hidalgo. Why does he do this? It's because he thinks it sounds sexy.

    Hong Meiling 
Hong Meiling, Goddess of Gate Guardians (China, Chuugoku)
  • Theme Song: Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A golden star with the Chinese character for "dragon" on it
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Anime Chinese Girl, Memetic Mutation, Ensemble Dark Horse, The Abused One, Ki Powered Martial Arts with Rainbow Colors, Gate Guardian
  • Domains: Protection, Gates, Comedy, Servitude, Abuse
  • Follower: Sunohara Youhei
  • Allies: Milhouse, Sakuya Izayoi, Patchouli Knowledge, Flandre Scarlet, Remilia Scarlet
  • Originally only allowed in the Pantheon so everyone can pick on her and provide humor. Even Black Mage picked on her. What differentiated her from the other disgraced Butt Monkey is that she managed to embrace the position strongly even though she was crying on the inside. However, with her mistress now released, she can start stomping back. Only when it's appropriately funny, but that's more than enough for her.
  • Just because she's Chinese and used to be the Goddess of Butt Monkeys, it does not mean that it is good to pick on Chinese people for humor. It's considered racism and a serious crime in the Pantheon. Even if bloody Guan Yu has practically become the Butt Monkey of the Pantheon.
  • The Pantheon ignored for a very long time the fact that Word of God completely ruins every reason to make fun of her. To this day, she serves as this House's first line of defense, guarding its gates. She hoped Marisa wouldn't follow here... but she still sneaks by every now and then in raids to the Treasures Vault.
  • Was once really happy, saying that she was able to drive off the giant catfish Namazu from the House of Nature and the Pantheon. Most gods just think she was dreaming, saying that they never had heard of this "Namazu" before. To pretty much everyone's surprise, Meiling was eventually vindicated when Namazu was revealed to be part of the GUAE.
  • Took part on the quest to save Remilia Scarlet and deify her. Afterwards, she was able to return back to guarding the gates of the Scarlet Devil Mansion; Remilia got tired of her servant getting the rather unwelcome position of Goddess of Butt Monkeys and had her moved here.
    • Understandably, she feels bit bad for Axel for the fact that he had to ascend to her former position.
  • One of the very few gods to have an unambiguously positive relationship with her mistress, Flandre Scarlet. When queried, she scoffed it was a matter of patience and perseverance; if others do not find it in themselves to honestly want Lady Scarlet as their friend, it's not like they are going to have her anyway.
  • Is one of many gods that is waiting for an opportunity to give the Godmodder a good face-kicking, due to an incident with a very large laser cannon and raid on the vault that got her sent to the GUAG's hospital for a short period of time.

    Jonathan Morris and Charlotte Aulin 
Jonathan Morris and Charlotte Aulin, God and Goddess of Fighter and Mage Duos

    Kain Highwind 
Kain Highwind, God of Dragon Knights and Constantly Switching Between Good And Evil
  • Theme Song: "The Theme of Suspicion"
  • Lesser God (Intermediate God as a Holy Dragoon)
  • Symbol: Baron's Dragoon battalion flag
  • Weapon of Choice: Abel's Lance
  • Alignment: Lawful Good, but often pegged as True Neutral due to his constant 'betrayals'
  • Portfolio: Literal Lancers, Dragon Knights, Jumping Highly, Switching Sides, Troubled, but Cute, Unrequited Love, Badass
  • Domain: Heroism/Villainy, Profession, War, Love
  • Allies: Cecil Harvey, Rosa Farrel, Cu Chulainn, Selena Recital, Zuko, Vegeta, Itachi Uchiha, Pantheon, Shinji Kido/Kamen Rider Ryuki
  • Ascended after overcoming his trials into a Holy Dragoon. But other Gods look at him funny, thinking that he may betray them anytime. Some, however, knew his true alignment, which is good.
  • There was a really huge reunion when Cecil came to the Pantheon, attended with especially him and Rosa.
  • Reportedly fell against an army of creatures known as Manikins. Upon hearing that even Cosmos was unable to revive him, the Elder Gods began searching for someone to succeed him. Before they could begin accepting applicants, however, Kain crashed through the roof of the building, very much alive, apparently having leapt there from the battlefield. Turns out he just got so bored slaughtering the Manikins that he fell asleep.
  • Is a member of the GUAG Sacred Knights.
  • He has since found a successor in his arts of leaping strikes, and left the house in good care of that successor, Pantheon. He moved to the Profession house as the leader of the Dragon Knights, as his status as a Holy Dragoon implies. Those who would wish to train in the ways of Dragon Knight would answer to Kain.
    • He's also considering to release his other portfolio, on the basis that not only his ascension as a Holy Dragoon washes away any doubts that he's bonafide good, there's also the existence of Ethan in the Ambiguity house. Should Kain release that title, however, he would've received a boost in divinity into an Intermediate God.

    Kasumi 
Kasumi, Goddess of Kunoichi (Kunoichi of Destiny, Nukenin)

    Katniss Everdeen 
Katniss Everdeen, Goddess of Deadly Game Participants (Catnip, The Girl on Fire, The Mockingjay)

    Lee Everett 
Lee Everett, God of Apocalyptic Survival
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Fire Axe.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Determination, Taking Care of Orphaned Children (and going apeshit if you hurt them), Badassery, Heroic Sacrifice, Living Past the Apocalypse.
  • Domains: Love, Good, Protection, Survival.
  • Allies: Whitebeard, Brian Mills, Tallahassee. All human characters from the Left 4 Dead series.
  • Lee's past can be a little murky to some, histories telling him both as a noble man and as a selfish jerk, but no one doubts his commitment to his followers. If you are in an End of the World as We Know It scenario, and you call upon Lee Everret for aid, he will hear your prayers, and he will help you get through your darkest hour. You may not be in one piece, and you may have to do some unpleasant things...but you will live.
  • There was a little confusion upon his ascension, until Tallahasee pointed out that his realm was focused on zombie killing and not much else, whereas Lee's realm was surviving the whole damn thing, along with any other people that survive as well.
  • Claims that he's just filling in the position until the 'True Goddess of Survival' arrives. All he has said about her is that "She won't be arriving for a long long time," and that her symbol is a blue and white baseball cap with bloodspatter and a 'D' on it. In the meantime, he watches over her, praying that she'll make it safe. Many gods agree on that statement.

    Lockon Stratos (Neil Dylandy) 
Lockon Stratos, God of All Snipers (Neil Dylandy, Stupid Sexy Lockon)

    Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask 
Mamoru Chiba, God of Mysterious Protectors (Tuxedo Mask, Darien Shields, Moonlight Knight, Prince Endymion)

    Naoto Shirogane and Kyoko Kirigiri 
Naoto Shirogane and Kyoko Kirigiri, Goddesses of Detective Talents Since Childhood (Naoto: Detective Prince, Captain Pistol, The 2000 IQ Killjoy Detective. Kirigiri: Ultimate ????, Ultimate Detective, Super High-School Level Mystery Chick)
Naoto.
Kirigiri.

    Pudge 
Pudge, God of Butchers (The Butcher)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Meat Hook in front of several meats in display. Human meats.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: The Butcher Of Men, Pulling People In With His Meat Hook, Dead Fat Bastard, Damaging Self When Casting Something To The Point Of Suicide, Yelling Loud "FRESH MEATS!!!", Visceral Bad Guys, 'Australian' Accent.
  • Domains: Axes, Combat, War
  • Allies: Axe, Lesale Deathbringer, Medusa, Scorpion
  • Rivals: The Champions of Runeterra.
  • High Priest: The Butcher from Diablo
  • Followers: Leatherface, Stitches
  • All was well in the Pantheon when suddenly there's someone pulling Kenny McCormick got caught in a meat hook and was heard screaming of being cleaved. Whatever attempts of people trying to yell "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastard!" was drowned with the scream "HA HA!! FRESH MEAT!!". Though the Radiants knew that Kenny would be okay, they know this can only mean one thing: Pudge the Butcher has entered the Pantheon and the Dires has gotten themselves one more member in the divine Pantheon.
  • The fatter Pudge gets, the more dangerous and sturdy he becomes. Where do you think those fats came from? It's from any beings he butchered and consumed himself.
  • Despite his job, he's still pretty okay with butchering animals and serving food. It's just that everyone is too scared to invite him to any normal party.
  • His Meat Hook drag is one of the most feared thing in the Pantheon, with Scorpion himself saying it's a potent weapon based on his spear. However, Pudge can occasionally be seen pouting, because any time he missed, he's going to hear all those insulting "LOL NOOB PUDGE"
  • Don't ask why he's got this sudden Australian accent despite not knowing what this 'Australia' is. At the very least, it seems that The Spy seems to recognize that...
  • Naturally, due to his rotting body, his house is notorious to be amongst the stinkiest house in the Pantheon.
  • It was actually rumored that his high priest used to be a certain creature called Devourer. But when Pudge found out that all it did was just eating, not butchering, he ended up making the finest meat out of that creature and ate it.

    Rosette Christopher 
Rosette Christopher, Goddess of Religious Militia

    Schwarz Bruder 
Schwarz Bruder, God of Non-Japanese Ninja (Kyoji Kasshu)

    Solid Snake 
Solid Snake, God of Stealth (Old Snake, David, Iroquis Pliskin)

    Tallahasee 
Tallahasee, God of Zombie Killin'
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: #3.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Guns Akimbo, Crazy Awesome, Big Damn Heroes, Banjo Playing.
  • Domains: Chaos, Badassitude, Killing.
  • Followers: Always wear snakeskin jackets and cowboy hats, with flags that say "Nut Up or Shut Up" on them, Frank West, Chuck Greene.
  • Allies: Colombus, Wichita, Little Rock, Lee Everett.
  • Enemies: Caleb Goodman.
  • Upon ascension, the other deities suddenly found their supplies of Twinkies suspiciously low. When asked about them, all Tallahasee would reply was "You got a purdy mouth."
  • His true name, as well as the name of his prophet Columbus, has been lost to the ages.
  • He has been in great mourning ever since Hostess, the company that makes Twinkies, went out of business. However a new company has taken on making them once more.

    Teana Lanster 
Teana Lanster, Goddess of Magic Gunslingers (Tea, Tiana Lanstar)

    Traxex & Lyralei 
Traxex and Lyralei, Dual Goddesses of Forest Rangers (Drow Ranger, Drow (Traxex), Windranger, Alleria the Windrunner, WR (Lyralei))

    Trevor, Sypha and Grant 
Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades and Grant DaNasty, Triumvirate of the Fighter, Mage and Thief Alliance (Ralph C. Belmont (Trevor), Cipher/Syfa Fernandez (Sypha), Grant DaNusty/Danesti, Nasty Grant (Grant), The Legendary Three Heroes of Wallachia)