Pantheon: Order of Suetopia

The Order of Mary Suetopia was formed by several of the Disgraced Ones in response to having been disallowed entry into the Pantheon proper. In spirit, it is the "superior" substitute to those who deemed them "unclean" (for "it is they who are unclean!") with the appearance of a majestic castle decorated in naught but the finest of mysterious crystals and other precious metals. As such, it is the Pantheon equivalent of an exclusive nightclub, where only the "best of the best" are allowed entry, often chosen by arbitrary criteria which have yet to be agreed upon by anyone, perfect or non-perfect.

Despite the name, Mary Sues and Marty Stus aren't the majority of the Disgraces- that pitiful lot consists of the exemplars of many storytelling crimes. But the Sues are the ones in charge, and use the rest as pawns, enforcers and amusements.

Even with their immense power (and occasional raging egos), the Suetopians are not treated as true gods by those who actually live within the pantheon. As far as they're concerned, the feeling is completely mutual. In fact, the five Grand Alliances of Chaos, Good, Evil, Law and Destruction can't stand them.

The Order has been experiencing a boom in members recently, as a result of Edward and Bella's new plan to shoehorn in more of the Disgraces, for some objective, not known to the main pantheon yet. All the pantheon is still on their guard for whatever it is, because more Suetopians is never a good thing. However, rumors have been circulating in the pantheons that the Royal Family is using the Order to train an elite force of Sues for the takeover of the Main Pantheon. These rumors have not yet been confirmed.

Although the Disgraces founded it and are the great majority of its members, the Order is open to all Mary-Sues, including those who have not yet found a place in the Disgraces. These are a minority, but they are there.

Known only to their God-King, the Anti-Monitor is their true leader and founder, granting them the power to make war against the pantheon. Through them, he hopes to corrupt the pantheon, and quite possibly all of fiction, rendering it too weak to stop him.

In Cyberspace, the color of the Tron Lines for the Suetopians and any confirmed Disgrace, is White with sparkles. However, if they try to enter a computer system belonging to the pantheon, a defense mechanism will activate, and derezz them on the spot.

The Royal Family

The nominal rulers of Mary Suetopia, through notoriety, ruthlessness and claiming it first. Their word is law. Questioning them is... not a good idea.

De-Facto: The Anti-Monitor
  • Rank: Overdeity
  • Symbol: Nothingness
  • Alignment: True Destructive
  • Title: God of Crisis Crossovers, and The Official Devil of the Pantheon
  • Reason for Joining: Founded the Order of Suetopia as part of a corruption gambit.
  • Threat Rating:
  • Exists as the sole true Pantheon member of the Order of Suetopia, manipulating them into doing his bidding. Only Edward Cullen knows this is the case.

God-King: Edward Cullen
  • N/A (Former Greater God, though believes he has the authority of an Overdeity.)
  • Symbol: A Twilight novel
  • Alignment: True Neutral (Chaotic Evil after the events of "Operation SRS BSNS")
  • Title: Representative of Marty Stus and Shitty Vampires
  • Reason for Joining: Currently, co-owner of the Order of Suetopia, along with Bella Swan. Was promised by the Anti-Monitor to be made the Supreme Overdeity of the Pantheon afterwards.
  • Threat Rating: Low

God-Queen: Bella Swan (Bella Cullen)
  • (Former Greater Goddess, though believes she has the authority of an Overdeity.)
  • Symbol: An apple.
  • Alignment: True Neutral (Chaotic Evil after the events of "Operation SRS BSNS")
  • Title: Representative of Mary Sues and Satellite Love Interests
  • Reason for Joining: Came into the position when Edward deposed Berii, the previous God-Queen.
  • Threat Rating: Low. She's too focused on Edward.

Princess of Suetopia: Renesmee Cullen
  • N/A (Former Intermediate God-Child)
  • Symbol: A baby bottle full of blood
  • Alignment: True Neutral (Chaotic Neutral after the events of "Operation SRS BSNS")
  • Title: Representative of Creepy Children That Should Not Be and Sue Children
  • Reason for Joining: Bella brought her child into the Order of Suetopia, so that she might "ascend" to the Disgraces to join her mother, as Goddess of MacGuffin Sues (characters used as a device, but badly). The position does not exist yet, but Bella was able to to get her a position as the goddess of Children That Should Not Be.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Very high, they are her parents after all.
  • Threat Level: None, as she has too little character development.

Princess-Consort: Jacob Black

Princess of Suetopia: Alice Cullen
  • N/A (Former Intermediate Goddess)
  • Symbol: An Eye with a Golden Iris.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Title: Representative of Inconsistent Powers.
  • Reason For Joining: Because of her family ties with King Edward, she gains her position as Princess of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High.
  • Threat Level: Low.

Princess of Suetopia: Rosalie Hale

The Court of Twisted Perfection:

The official ministers, lieutenants and amusements of the Royals.

Court Mascot: Stargleam
  • N/A (Former Intermediate Goddess)
  • Symbol: SOME JEW!
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Title: Enforcer of the Common Mary Sue Traits
  • Reason for Joining: Unclear.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Unknown.
  • Threat Level: Euclid.

Grand Vizier: Dark Yagami

Spy: Madara Uchiha
  • N/A (Former Lesser God with sealed Overdeity powers)
  • Symbol: A Moon with a 9-tomoe Sharingan reflected on it.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Title: Absurdly Omnipotent Villain Incarnate, Enforcer of Shattering The Established Rules of Canon, Plot Holes and Author Tract
  • Reason for Joining: He realizes it's the only way he'll ever break out of Disgraces with the majority of his power sealed. Intends to complete the Infinite Tsumkiyomi plot once his powers are restored and take revenge on those who sealed him here in the first place.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: None whatsoever. He has every intention of backstabbing them both once he's free and restored to full power.
  • Threat Level: Moderate to High. While a good deal of his original power has indeed been sealed, along with the loss of his Jinchuuriki powers, he's still a credible threat, being rather clever and knowing how to fight with his remaining power. It will go back to Extreme if he does regain those powers though.

Royal Pet: Vacant
  • Originally held by Bubsy the Bobcat, until he was released from Suetopia along with Princess Elise. Applications are now open to replace him.


The divisions of scientists, advisors, and other supposedly smart people. Oh, and most of the others that don't fit into any other category.

Archmage: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Ebony, Enoby, and countless other misspellings)
  • N/A (Former Greater Goddess)
  • Symbol: A Hot Topic bag full of "goffik" clothing, described in annoying detail... and completely wrong. Seriously, a thong with "sexy" on the butt?!
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Title: Black Hole Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: To usurp Harry Potter's main character position, and control all characters in his verse.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: None, She plans to kill all who are not "goff".
  • Threat Level: Keter.

Supreme Commander of the Suetopian Army: Marissa Amber Flores Picard Gordon
  • N/A (Former Intermediate Goddess)
  • Symbol: A Child's Hand holding up a Starfleet Badge.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Lawful Evil after the events of "Operation SRS BSNS")
  • Title: The Child Who's Unrealistically More Competent Than Adults
  • Reason for Joining: Marissa was promoted by the royals to become the helm of the Suetopian Military at the age of 21, considering she somehow had leadership skills before hitting puberty.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High
  • Threat Level: Fairly High, despite her age she has a firm grip and understanding of strategy to effectively command the Suetopian Army herself.

Lady of the Court and Royal Babysitter: Jenna Silverblade
  • N/A (Former Lesser Goddess) (thinks that she's an Overdeity)
  • Symbol: Either the Triforce, an overly detailed dress, or Link Jr.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Title: Relationship Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Was enticed by the promise of territory and the title of Lady Jenna Silverblade, in exchange for making the clothes of the Court of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Not very high.
  • Threat Level: She's too focused on Link.

Minister of Propaganda: Johnny Turbo
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: The TTI Logo.
  • Alignment: Lawful Stupid, and to a lesser extent, Stupid Good.
  • Title: The Horrible Advertiser and Worst Representation of Lawful Stupidity
  • Reason For Joining: Was the first Disgrace to bow before the original king and queen. In honor of this dubious achievement, he was made into Mary Suetopia's Minister of Propaganda.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High.
  • Threat Level: Low.

The Jerk: Peter Griffin
  • N/A (Former Intermediate God)
  • Symbol: His TV set.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Stupid (With arguments made for Neutral Evil)
  • Title: Enforcer of Unfunny Humor and Dethroning Moments of Suck
  • Reason for Joining: Edward bribed him to enter so that he could make the Villains look worse, and thus the Mary-Suetopians look better, and so that he could help foil the villain's plans (the Royal Family is not taking any chances with the Villains. They intend to keep their thrones, thank you kindly.). Also to get revenge on Homer Simpson
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Zip.
  • Threat Level: Euclid.

Royal Advisor: Quil Ateara V
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: A Wolf with Chocolate-Colored Fur.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Title: The Red String Strangler
  • Reason for Joining: Has ties with Jacob Black, so he joins as the new Royal Advisor, replacing Gary Smity.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: High, considering Jacob's position.
  • Threat Level: Very, very low.

Assistant Scientist: Wesley Crusher (Ensign Crusher, the "Original Creator's Pet")
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: A Starfleet Badge, with the Words "Shut Up, Wesley!".
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Title: Enforcer of Author Favoritism.
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unclear
  • Threat Level: Blue.

Assistant Scientist: Ethan McManus
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: The CAD logo.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
  • Title: Anti Stu Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown.
  • Threat Level: S++

Apprentice Mage: Ariana Black
  • N/A (Former Demigoddess)
  • Symbol: Her owl, Sprite
  • Alignment: Saccharine Good
  • Title Sparkly Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Wished to be part of the Elite.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Reasonable.
  • Threat Level: Unclear.

Court Philosopher: Rose Potter
  • N/A (Former Demigoddess with sealed Overdeity powers)
  • Symbol: A Druidic Amulet
  • Alignment: Supposedly Chaotic Good, but her actions have called that into question.
  • Title: Enforcer of Author Filibusting, Cultural Posturing and Fixer Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Was banished by the Court of the Gods, and threw a hissy fit over that. She, however, manipulated her way into joining the Order of Suetopia as Court Philosopher, seeing it as a stepping stone to a position in the Disgraces as Goddess of Filibuster Sues, and from there (hey, as a Disgrace she's still a goddess) to appeal to the Court to be admitted into the Pantheon proper as Goddess of Druids. It's not very likely, seeing as how she uses her position as a Druidess to push the author's beliefs on the world, but Rose is to prideful to admit it. She has since gotten into the disgraces, but is keeping her position in the Order of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Not that much. They aren't Druids, so she sees them as lesser creatures, and she is merely using them to regain her former power as a goddess.
  • Threat level: More content to hide herself away with her Druidic commune and leave the rest of the world to wallow, but when she does try, she has a tendency to get out of her depth and hold on to the Idiot Ball hard.

Suetopian Army

These are the sues in charge of fighting and the defense of the Order of Suetopia. Here are the most Gary Stus/Marty Stus in the Order, as most Marty Stus are power fantasies, usually being the best fighter that ever was.

First knight of the Suetopian Army: Richard Cypher
  • N/A (Former Greater God)
  • Symbol: The Sword of Truth.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good according to his story, Lawful Evil to anyone else.
  • Title: Enforcer of Moral Dissonance
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Little.
  • Threat Level: 876 Milli-Robo-Jesuses.

Knight of Suetopia: Count Logan
  • N/A (Former Greater God)
  • Symbol: The Dark Prognosticus with the Punisher's skull on it.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Title: The Biggest Whiner and Darkest Representation of Disproportionate Retribution
  • Reason for Joining: After being banished and laughed off into the Disgraces, Logan's combat efficiency was enough to net him a position in the Ranks of the Knights. He is currently using his status as leverage to perform his newest goal: To capture the Chaos Heart, and finish off the worlds once and for all.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Very Low, he is openly and viciously jealous of Edward and Bella's relationship, and is more focused on his own agenda rather than the Royal's.
  • Threat Level: High.

Knight of Suetopia: Titan
  • N/A (Former Greater God)
  • Symbol: The Logo of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic crossed and scribbled out.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil/Stupid Evil
  • Title: Disgraced Generic Doomsday Villain
  • Reason for Joining: Wants to take over the Main House, but nobody really knows what the motive behind it is. Whatever the case, he deems a position with the Knights one of his first steps.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Un-existent. Titan cares only for the execution of his own unexplained doomsday plots, and is actively defiant to the Royals.
  • Threat Level: Moderate

Knight of Suetopia: Lord Djibril
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: The LOGOS logo.
  • Alignment: Stupid Evil
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown
  • Threat Level: Low.

Knight of Suetopia: Grignr
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: The Eye of Argon.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Title: Enforcer of Badly-Written Fantasy
  • Reason for Joining: He wished for the adventure he could get as a Knight of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to the Edward/Bella: Claims to be their loyal servant, but as the pinnacle of Barbarian Heroism, he's a free spirit, and really they're only the people he's aligning with at the moment.
  • Threat Level: Not at all high. People laugh at him too much.

Knight of Suetopia: Leif Melyamos
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: His Demon form.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with Chaotic Good leanings.
  • Title: Disgraced User of Unexpected and Improbable Powers
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: High.
  • Threat Level: High, considering Leif has access to an unfathomable amount of powers to suit his needs in battle.

Knight of Suetopia: Scrappy-Doo
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: A Puppy Pumping Fists.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good, arguably
  • Title: The Unlikable One
  • Reason for Joining: Originally was a Royal Pet while Berri was still Queen, However, Berii's loss of influence thanks to Edward Cullen and Bella Swan dethroning her reduced him to being stuck in a gladiatorial role. Since Natsuru's redemption, Scrappy was promoted to Knighthood.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Unknown
  • Threat Level: Low. Because of his tiny stature and little fighting ability, he doesn't have much to offer in terms of threat. Scrappy does however have the uncanny ability to create "Scrappy-Traps", booby traps originally designed to capture monsters, but even than, these tend to backfire on his own comrades more often than not.

Knight of Suetopia: Sonichu
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: A Sonichu Medallion.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil, although he plays it off as Lawful Good
  • Title: Bile Fascination Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: He was forced. All things considered, Sonichu would rather be in CWCville. After his promotion to Knighthood, he started settling in to the prospect of more authority, and to defeat those who he believes have wronged him.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Low, as Sonichu is too selfish to take orders from anyone, unless if it coincides to his own benefit. Even his reason for fighting is to defeat other Gods and Goddesses he doesn't like, be they ally or foe.
  • Threat Level: High, given his ability to suit any story to his own needs.

Knight of Suetopia: Tomoe Marguerite
  • N/A (Former Quasideity, used to be a Lesser Goddess)
  • Symbol: A fragment of the Cursed Obsidian GEM.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Title: Disgraced Mean-Spirited Traitor
  • Reason for Joining: Sentenced to the Disgraces for her traitorous streak against her own kingdom. Despite Tomoe's title and divine powers being stripped away from her, she was drafted as a Knight of Suetopia for her combat experience.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Barely Moderate-Low. Tomoe plays along with the King's and Queen's wishes only to reap of the benefits and place her own plans of vengeance into motion.
  • Threat Level: Low.

Knight of Suetopia: Tony Farms

Knights Templar and Enforcers of Suetopia: The Prayer Warriors
  • N/A (Former Lesser Gods)
  • Symbol: A Conservapedia logo on top of a bible.
  • Alignment: Supposed to be Lawful Good, but really Chaotic Evil (not Lawful Evil due to all the Insane Troll Logic they employ).
  • Title: Disgraced Political Strawmen and Enforcers of Erroneous Religion
  • Reason for Joining: Wished to purify the Pantheons, but due to the awfulness of their fanfic, couldn't get a pass in. So, they got into the Order of Suetopia, hoping to convert it into a hideous parody of actual Christianity. On the orders of King Edward and Queen Bella, all the court has converted, but In Name Only.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: The instant they figure out that the court was lying to them about converting, they're liable to become part of the Villains.
  • Threat Level: Their biggest strength is the ability to call on God (really their author, who they've mistaken for the Christian God) for help when things go wrong. However, Dream, the closest thing the Trope Pantheon has to the Abrahamic God, tends not to really care.

Guerrilla Tactics Specialist: Acid Rain
  • N/A (Former Quasideity)
  • Symbol: The K.O.B.S. emblem
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Title: Enforcer of The New Rock & Roll, Plots Based on Current Events that Weren't Researched One Bit, and Darkest Representation of Subculture of the Week
  • Reason for Joining: He wants revenge on the House of Gaming for permabanning him.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Next to none; he doesn't like working with Bella because he thinks she's a "gamer girl".
  • Threat Level: Minuscule; he's decent at kidnapping, but in a fight his enemies just have to wait for one of his delusions in which shooting is just like it is in a game to get the upper hand on him.

Department of Information

These are the Sues in charge of all knowledge that is had by Mary Suetopia. They are the messengers, ministers of propaganda, and diplomats. They are about the only link (however frayed) that the Suetopians have to the real world and the pantheons, and that's about the only reason that most haven't been kicked out by now.

Minister of Information: Sally Floyd
  • N/A (Former Lesser Goddess)
  • Symbol: An American Flag (stolen from Captain America).
  • Alignment: Lawful Stupid
  • Title: Enforcer of Head Trauma-Inducing Stupidity
  • Reason For Joining: Was enlisted.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Little.
  • Threat Level: Unknown.

Radical Soap Box Sadie: Xanthe Justice

Ambassador to the Real World: A Completely Ordinary Mirror
  • N/A (inanimate object)
  • Symbol: None
  • Alignment: True Neutral (due to being inanimate).
  • Title: The Self-Insert Character, The Lazy Placeholder, That Mirror That We Found In A Closet Somewhere.
  • Reason For Joining: After Princess Elise left, a number of Suetopians applied for the position of Ambassador. Unfortunately they were all so prideful and self-absorbed that nobody could stand being around them for more than three seconds. Joseph Joestar famously said "You might as well just send a mirror; it would be twice as handsome, and four times easier to listen to." Evidently someone took this suggestion seriously, because an inanimate body-length mirror was appointed to the position shortly afterwards.
  • Some have said that the mirror is actually a metaphor for self-insert characters, and how a true mary-sue always comes from a writer wishing to live through his fantasies. Others think the previous sentence is a load of bull.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: N/A
  • Threat Level: Well I guess if it broke you might cut yourself on the shards or something...
  • This position was previously held by:

The Servants

Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Those who enter the Order to serve the main members. Often seriously humiliated at their position, they tend to plot to exact revenge, but these seem to never get off the ground.

Lady-In-Waiting: Vacant
  • Originally held by Berii Shirayuki until she was sent to the Unsorted. Applications are now open to replace her.

The Cruelest Ones

Dragged into the Order of Suetopia specifically to oppose it and make the members of the Court look good in comparison, the cruelest ones spend most of their time in the dungeons below the castle, when they aren't allowed to break out to stage yet another evil scheme that Edward and Bella foils everytime.

Enemy to All Living Things: Elmyra Duff
  • N/A (Former Quasideity)
  • Symbol: A hair bow with a little skull in the middle.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil (thinks that she's Good)
  • Title: Enforcer of Executive Meddling and Franchise Killer Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: She heard about Berii being a bunnygirl with a cat tail, and just had to come see (read: abuse) the cute bunny! She was being lured by Edward and Bella, who used Berii as bait, and provided Elmyra with a potion that lets her re-assume her original form (as her new form is completely inert) while near the Order of Suetopia, so that they could look good by having the Franchise Killer and Enemy to All Living Things on the other side.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: She just wants Berii to abuse.
  • Threat Rating: Zero outside of Mary Suetopia, as a stupid action caused her form to become about as mobile as a rock.