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Pantheon: Order of Suetopia

The Order of Mary Suetopia was formed by several of the Disgraced Ones in response to having been disallowed entry into the Pantheon proper. In spirit, it is the "superior" substitute to those who deemed them "unclean" (for "it is they who are unclean!") with the appearance of a majestic castle decorated in naught but the finest of mysterious crystals and other precious metals. As such, it is the Pantheon equivalent of an exclusive nightclub, where only the "best of the best" are allowed entry, often chosen by arbitrary criteria which have yet to be agreed upon by anyone, perfect or non-perfect.

Despite the name, Mary Sues and Marty Stus aren't the majority of the Disgraces- that pitiful lot consists of the exemplars of many storytelling crimes. But the Sues are the ones in charge, and use the rest as pawns, enforcers and amusements.

Even with their immense power (and occasional raging egos), the Suetopians are not treated as true gods by those who actually live within the pantheon. As far as they're concerned, the feeling is completely mutual. In fact, the four Grand Alliances of Chaos, Good, Evil and Law can't stand them.

The Order has been experiencing a boom in members recently, as a result of Edward and Bella's new plan to shoehorn in more of the Disgraces, for some objective, not known to the main pantheon yet. All the pantheon is still on their guard for whatever it is, because more Suetopians is never a good thing. However, rumors have been circulating in the pantheons that the Royal Family is using the Order to train an elite force of Sues for the takeover of the Main Pantheon. These rumors have not yet been confirmed.

Although the Disgraces founded it and are the great majority of its members, the Order is open to all Mary-Sues, including those who have not yet found a place in the Disgraces. These are a minority, but they are there.


The Royal Family

The nominal rulers of Mary Suetopia, through notoriety, ruthlessness and claiming it first. Their word is law. Questioning them is... not a good idea.

God-King: Edward Cullen
  • Overdeity when acting in the lands of the Disgraced, Greater God elsewhere.
  • Symbol: A Twilight novel
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • God of: Marty Stus and Shitty Vampires
  • Reason for Joining: Currently, co-owner of the Order of Suetopia, along with Bella Swan.
  • Threat Rating: Low

God-Queen: Bella Swan (Bella Cullen)
  • Overdeity when acting in the lands of the Disgraced, Greater Goddess elsewhere.
  • Symbol: An apple.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Goddess of: Mary Sues and Satellite Love Interest
  • Reason for Joining: Came into the position when Edward deposed Berii, the previous God-Queen.
  • Threat Rating: Low. She's too focused on Edward.

Princess of Suetopia: Renesmee Cullen
  • Intermediate God-Child
  • Symbol: A baby bottle full of blood
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • God-Child of: Children That Should Not Be
  • Reason for Joining: Bella brought her child into the Order of Suetopia, so that she might "ascend" to the Disgraces to join her mother, as Goddess of MacGuffin Sues (characters used as a device, but badly). The position does not exist yet, but Bella was able to to get her a position as the goddess of Children That Should Not Be.
  • Threat Level: None, as she has too little character development.

Princess-Consort: Jacob Black

Princess of Suetopia: Alice Cullen
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: An Eye with a Golden Iris.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Disgraced Goddess of: Inconsistent Powers.
  • Reason For Joining: Because of her family ties with King Edward, she gains her position as Princess of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High.
  • Threat Level: Low.

Princess of Suetopia: Rosalie Hale

The Court of Twisted Perfection:

The official ministers, lieutenants and amusements of the Royals.

Court Mascot: Stargleam
  • N/A (Former Intermediate Goddess)
  • Symbol: SOME JEW!
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Title: Enforcer of the Common Mary Sue Traits
  • Reason for Joining: Unclear.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Unknown.
  • Threat Level: Euclid.

Grand Vizier: Dark Yagami

Spy: Madara Uchiha
  • N/A (Former Lesser God with sealed Overdeity powers)
  • Symbol: A Moon with a 9-tomoe Sharingan reflected on it.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Title: Absurdly Omnipotent Villain Incarnate, Enforcer of Shattering The Established Rules of Canon, Plot Holes and Author Tract
  • Reason for Joining: He realizes it's the only way he'll ever break out of Disgraces with the majority of his power sealed. Intends to complete the Infinite Tsumkiyomi plot once his powers are restored and take revenge on those who sealed him here in the first place.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: None whatsoever. He has every intention of backstabbing them both once he's free and restored to full power.
  • Threat Level: Moderate to High. While a good deal of his original power has indeed been sealed, along with the loss of his Jinchuuriki powers, he's still a credible threat, being rather clever and knowing how to fight with his remaining power. It will go back to Extreme if he does regain those powers though.

Royal Pet: Bubsy the Bobcat
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: A Multicolored Ball of Yarn.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Title: The Failed Video Game Mascot and Enforcer of Horrible Video Games
  • Reason for Joining: His actions managed to amuse Renesemee, who adopted him as the Royal Pet
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High, though most of the loyalty is directed towards Renesmee for adopting him to a higher position.
  • Threat Level: Low. Bubsy just simply has too many weaknesses to be considered a threat.

Intellectuals

The divisions of scientists, advisors, and other supposedly smart people. Oh, and most of the others that don't fit into any other category.

Archmage: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Ebony, Enoby, and countless other misspellings)
  • N/A (Former Greater Goddess)
  • Symbol: A Hot Topic bag full of "goffik" clothing, described in annoying detail... and completely wrong. Seriously, a thong with "sexy" on the butt?!
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Title: Black Hole Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Unclear.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: None, She plans to kill all who are not "goff".
  • Threat Level: Keter.

Lady of the Court and Royal Babysitter: Jenna Silverblade
  • N/A (Former Lesser Goddess) (thinks that she's an Overdeity)
  • Symbol: Either the Triforce, an overly detailed dress, or Link Jr.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Title: Relationship Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Was enticed by the promise of territory and the title of Lady Jenna Silverblade, in exchange for making the clothes of the Court of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Not very high.
  • Threat Level: She's too focused on Link.

Royal Advisor: Quil Ateara V
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: A Wolf with Chocolate-Colored Fur.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Title: The Red String Strangler
  • Reason for Joining: Has ties with Jacob Black, so he joins as the new Royal Advisor, replacing Gary Smity.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: High, considering Jacob's position.
  • Threat Level: Very, very low.

Head Scientist: Professor Hojo
  • N/A (Former Intermediate God)
  • Symbol: A small version of his Helletic Hojo.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Title: Disgraced Hate Magnet Being and Ultimate Dark Representation of Mad Science
  • Reason for Joining: Science!
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: None. Even they are creeped out by him. As long as he can continue conducting his experiments
  • Threat Level: Surprisingly high. Given that he was responsible for Sephiroth, who knows just how much damage he can make with his experiments?

Assistant Scientist: Wesley Crusher (Ensign Crusher, the "Original Creator's Pet")
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: A Starfleet Badge, with the Words "Shut Up, Wesley!".
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Title: Enforcer of Author Favoritism.
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unclear
  • Threat Level: Blue.

Assistant Scientist: Ethan McManus
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: The CAD logo.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
  • Title: Anti Stu Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown.
  • Threat Level: S++

Apprentice Mage: Ariana Black
  • N/A (Former Demigoddess)
  • Symbol: Her owl, Sprite
  • Alignment: Saccharine Good
  • Title Sparkly Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Wished to be part of the Elite.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Reasonable.
  • Threat Level: Unclear.

Court Philosopher: Rose Potter
  • N/A (Former Demigoddess with sealed Overdeity powers)
  • Symbol: A Druidic Amulet
  • Alignment: Supposedly Chaotic Good, but her actions have called that into question.
  • Title: Enforcer of Author Filibusting, Cultural Posturing and Fixer Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Was banished by the Court of the Gods, and threw a hissy fit over that. She, however, manipulated her way into joining the Order of Suetopia as Court Philosopher, seeing it as a stepping stone to a position in the Disgraces as Goddess of Filibuster Sues, and from there (hey, as a Disgrace she's still a goddess) to appeal to the Court to be admitted into the Pantheon proper as Goddess of Druids. It's not very likely, seeing as how she uses her position as a Druidess to push the author's beliefs on the world, but Rose is to prideful to admit it. She has since gotten into the disgraces, but is keeping her position in the Order of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Not that much. They aren't Druids, so she sees them as lesser creatures, and she is merely using them to regain her former power as a goddess.
  • Threat level: More content to hide herself away with her Druidic commune and leave the rest of the world to wallow, but when she does try, she has a tendency to get out of her depth and hold on to the Idiot Ball hard.

Suetopian Army

These are the sues in charge of fighting and the defense of the Order of Suetopia. Here are the most Gary Stus/Marty Stus in the Order, as most Marty Stus are power fantasies, usually being the best fighter that ever was.

Supreme Commander of the Suetopian Army: Marissa Amber Flores Picard Gordon
  • N/A (Former Intermediate Goddess)
  • Symbol: A Child's Hand holding up a Starfleet Badge.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Title: The Child Who's Unrealistically More Competent Than Adults
  • Reason for Joining: Marissa was promoted by the royals to become the helm of the Suetopian Military at the age of 21, considering she somehow had leadership skills before hitting puberty.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High
  • Threat Level: Fairly High, despite her age she has a firm grip and understanding of strategy to effectively command the Suetopian Army herself.

Head Knight Templar, Enforcer of Suetopia: Richard Rahl
  • N/A (Former Greater God)
  • Symbol: The Sword of Truth.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good according to his story, Lawful Evil to anyone else.
  • Title: Enforcer of Moral Dissonance
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Little.
  • Threat Level: 876 Milli-Robo-Jesuses.

Knight of Suetopia: Alice Abernathy
  • N/A (Former Intermediate Goddess)
  • Symbol: Her red dress.
  • Alignment: True Neutral (Has moments of Neutral Evil)
  • Title: Absurdly Overpowered Character Incarnate and Disgraced Original Character Who Take Over the Spotlight
  • Reason for Joining: Was brought to Suetopia as a replacement for Kaldor Drago as Sekai was not a suitable candidate. Because of her reputation of defeating any villain she came across, it was all the more reason for her promotion as a Knight.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Moderate-High. Alice mostly follows orders, although she has her moments of rebelliousness when she doesn't like those orders.
  • Threat Level: Very High, her Psychic Powers and combat abilities are to be feared, making her one of the more deadly of the Knight's lineup.

Knight of Suetopia: Titan
  • N/A (Former Greater God)
  • Symbol: The Logo of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic crossed and scribbled out.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil/Stupid Evil
  • Title: Disgraced Generic Doomsday Villains
  • Reason for Joining: Wants to take over the Main House, but nobody really knows what the motive behind it is. Whatever the case, he deems a position with the Knights one of his first steps.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Un-existent. Titan cares only for the execution of his own unexplained doomsday plots, and is actively defiant to the Royals.
  • Threat Level: Moderate

Palace Guard and Knight of Suetopia: Argath Thadalfus
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: The crest of the White Lion
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Lawful Evil in undead form)
  • Title: Disgraced Noble Supremacist
  • Reason for Joining: Wished to become a member of the Knights of Suetopia in order to be with ones in the same 'class' as he.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: He believes them to be on the same level as himself for now, but if he perceives them as lower, his loyalty will drop like a meteorite.
  • Threat Level: Very Low.

Knight of Suetopia: Lord Djibril
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: The LOGOS logo.
  • Alignment: Stupid Evil
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown
  • Threat Level: Low.

Magical Girl Warrior and Knight of Suetopia: Natsuru Senou
  • N/A (Former Lesser God(dess))
  • Symbol: Harakiri Tiger superimposed on a Blue Kampfer Bracelet.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Title: Enforcer of Adaptation Decay and Disgraced Love Oblivious People
  • Reason for Joining: Was enlisted, despite not really being much of a Sue, as part of Edward and Bella's plan to collect more members in the Order of Suetopia. Her recruitment played a big part in the plan, and so the Royals use his/her insane levels of chick-magnetry to point out at least one suish thing about him/her. And so did Natsuru Senou become, in theory, a Knight of Suetopia, and in practice, the Royals' biggest recruitment aid.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown
  • Threat Level: Low.

Knight of Suetopia: Grignr
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: The Eye of Argon.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Title: Enforcer of Badly-Written Fantasy
  • Reason for Joining: He wished for the adventure he could get as a Knight of Suetopia.
  • Loyalty to the Edward/Bella: Claims to be their loyal servant, but as the pinnacle of Barbarian Heroism, he's a free spirit, and really they're only the people he's aligning with at the moment.
  • Threat Level: Not at all high. People laugh at him too much.

Knight of Suetopia: Nena Trinity
  • N/A (Former Lesser Goddess)
  • Symbol: GNW-003 Gundam Throne Drei.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil, after joining Wang Liu Mei, Lawful Evil
  • Title: Disgraced "Accidental" Mass Murderer
  • Reason for Joining: Nena was originally drafted as a Gundam-Toting foot soldier for the Suetopian Army. After killing off Wang Liu Mei - A person hated far more than she -, she was expediently promoted to Knighthood.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Moderate-High. Nena will diligently accept orders given from the Royals, however this does not stop her from slightly deviating from her missions to fulfill her destructive tendancies.
  • Threat Level: Moderate-Low. Her Gundam Throne Drei model is a bit behind the times compared to the other mobile suits and weapons littered across the Pantheon, but she can still keep up in battle thanks to her experience and unpredictable fits of violence. Nena's tendency to look down on her enemies doesn't really help her situation however.

Knight of Suetopia: Leif Melyamos
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: His Demon form.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with Chaotic Good leanings.
  • Title: Disgraced User of Unexpected and Improbable Powers
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: High.
  • Threat Level: High, considering Leif has access to an unfathomable amount of powers to suit his needs in battle.

Knight of Suetopia: Sonichu
  • N/A (Former Demigod)
  • Symbol: A Sonichu Medallion.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil, although he plays it off as Lawful Good
  • Title: Bile Fascination Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: He was forced. All things considered, Sonichu would rather be in CWCville. After his promotion to Knighthood, he started settling in to the prospect of more authority, and to defeat those who he believes have wronged him.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Low, as Sonichu is too selfish to take orders from anyone, unless if it coincides to his own benefit. Even his reason for fighting is to defeat other Gods and Goddesses he doesn't like, be they ally or foe.
  • Threat Level: High, given his ability to suit any story to his own needs.

Knight of Suetopia: Tomoe Marguerite
  • N/A (Former Quasideity, used to be a Lesser Goddess)
  • Symbol: A fragment of the Cursed Obsidian GEM.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Reason for Joining: Sentenced to the Disgraces for her traitorous streak against her own kingdom. Despite Tomoe's title and divine powers being stripped away from her, she was drafted as a Knight of Suetopia for her combat experience.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Barely Moderate-Low. Tomoe plays along with the King's and Queen's wishes only to reap of the benefits and place her own plans of vengeance into motion.
  • Threat Level: Low.

Knight of Suetopia: Tony Farms

Knights Templar and Enforcers of Suetopia: The Prayer Warriors
  • N/A (Former Lesser Gods)
  • Symbol: A Conservapedia logo on top of a bible.
  • Alignment: Supposed to be Lawful Good, but really Chaotic Evil (not Lawful Evil due to all the Insane Troll Logic they employ).
  • Title: Disgraced Political Strawmen and Enforcers of Erroneous Religion
  • Reason for Joining: Wished to purify the Pantheons, but due to the awfulness of their fanfic, couldn't get a pass in. So, they got into the Order of Suetopia, hoping to convert it into a hideous parody of actual Christianity. On the orders of King Edward and Queen Bella, all the court has converted, but In Name Only.
  • Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: The instant they figure out that the court was lying to them about converting, they're liable to become part of the Villains.
  • Threat Level: Their biggest strength is the ability to call on God (really their author, who they've mistaken for the Christian God) for help when things go wrong. However, Dream, the closest thing the Trope Pantheon has to the Abrahamic God, tends not to really care.

Department of Information

These are the Sues in charge of all knowledge that is had by Mary Suetopia. They are the messengers, ministers of propaganda, and diplomats. They are about the only link (however frayed) that the Suetopians have to the real world and the pantheons, and that's about the only reason that most haven't been kicked out by now.

Minister of Propaganda: Johnny Turbo
  • N/A (Former Lesser God)
  • Symbol: The TTI Logo.
  • Alignment: Lawful Stupid, and to a lesser extent, Stupid Good.
  • Title: The Horrible Advertiser and Worst Representation of Lawful Stupidity
  • Reason For Joining: Was the first Disgrace to bow before the original king and queen. In honor of this dubious achievement, he was made into Mary Suetopia's Minister of Propaganda.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High.
  • Threat Level: Low.

Minister of Information: Sally Floyd
  • N/A (Former Lesser Goddess)
  • Symbol: An American Flag (stolen from Captain America).
  • Alignment: Lawful Stupid
  • Title: Enforcer of Head Trauma-Inducing Stupidity
  • Reason For Joining: Was enlisted.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Little.
  • Threat Level: Unknown.

Ambassador to the Real World: Vacant

The Servants

Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Those who enter the Order to serve the main members. Often seriously humiliated at their position, they tend to plot to exact revenge, but these seem to never get off the ground.

Lady-In-Waiting: Berii Shirayuki (Mew Berry)
  • N/A (Former Lesser Goddess with sealed Overdeity powers)
  • Symbol: The Love Berry Rod
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (really a Lawful Neutral)
  • Title: Canon Sue Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: Was originally God-Queen of the Order of Suetopia (and the Disgraces) until Edward threw her off the throne in favor of the new Mary Sue Incarnate and Disgraced Shallow Love Interest, his wife, Bella Swan-Cullen.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: She hates them for taking away her position.
  • Threat Rating: Omega +

Court Jester: Barney the Dinosaur
  • N/A (Former Quasideity)
  • Symbol: His own Annoying Face.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Title: Poster Boy for Hatred Outside The Fandom and Ultimate Sufferer of Demonization
  • Reason for Joining: He just kinda wandered in one day, and everyone is too polite to ask him to leave.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: None.
  • Threat Level: Negative Seven Million.

The Cruelest Ones

Dragged into the Order of Suetopia specifically to oppose it and make the members of the Court look good in comparison, the cruelest ones spend most of their time in the dungeons below the castle, when they aren't allowed to break out to stage yet another evil scheme that Edward and Bella foils everytime.

Enemy to All Living Things: Elmyra Duff
  • N/A (Former Quasideity)
  • Symbol: A hair bow with a little skull in the middle.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil (thinks that she's Good)
  • Title: Enforcer of Executive Meddling and Franchise Killer Incarnate
  • Reason for Joining: She heard about Berii being a bunnygirl with a cat tail, and just had to come see (read: abuse) the cute bunny! She was being lured by Edward and Bella, who used Berii as bait, and provided Elmyra with a potion that lets her re-assume her original form (as her new form is completely inert) while near the Order of Suetopia, so that they could look good by having the Franchise Killer and Enemy to All Living Things on the other side.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: She just wants Berii to abuse.
  • Threat Rating: Zero outside of Mary Suetopia, as a stupid action caused her form to become about as mobile as a rock.

The Rapist: Shinji Matou
  • N/A (Former Quasideity)
  • Symbol: His fake Spell Book.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Reason for Joining: An anonymous informant told him of the large number of beautiful women, most in high standing among the disgraces, whom he might prove his dominance over. He followed the bait, but was unaware that the informant was really a servant of Queen Bella, who is using his constant rape attempts to garner sympathy. You need all you can get with the Disgraces. However, Shinji doesn't get it, and continues to try to rape.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Negative 100. He often tries to rape Bella. She plays damsel in distress and allows Edward the glory of defeating him.
  • Threat Level: Too distracted with all the beautiful Sues.

The Jerk: Peter Griffin
  • N/A (Former Intermediate God)
  • Symbol: His TV set.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Stupid (With arguments made for Neutral Evil)
  • Title: Enforcer of Unfunny Humor and Dethroning Moments of Suck
  • Reason for Joining: Edward bribed him to enter so that he could make the Villains look worse, and thus the Mary-Suetopians look better, and so that he could help foil the villain's plans (the Royal Family is not taking any chances with the Villains. They intend to keep their thrones, thank you kindly.).
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Zip.
  • Threat Level: Euclid.

The Bullies: Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
  • N/A (Former Quasideities)
  • Symbol: Their Cutie Marks... a Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Title: Disgraced Spoiled Brats
  • Reason for Joining: Forced to cooperate with the members of the Order, due to both of them being bullies of the very worst variety.
  • Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Very low, considering they mocked Renesmee.
  • Threat Level: None whatsover.