Pantheon: Narrative Lesser Gods

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     Abed Nadir 
Abed Nadir, God of the Genre Savvy
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A video camera, a fortress made out of pillows, and a room with dark walls and orange tape arranged in squares on the walls.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: The Genre Savvy, Meta Guys, Tropers and Other Pop Culture Fanatics, Cosplayers, those with Ambiguous Disorders and those who those who lean heavily on the fourth wall without quite managing to break it.
  • Domains: Stoicism, Craft, Creation, Balance, Knowledge, Insight, Awareness, Analysis.
  • Allies:
  • Enemy: The Joker.
  • He's a God now. Cool. Coolcoolcool.
  • He actually made a video about his ascension to the Pantheon for his film studies class... one week before his ascension to the Pantheon. He's not an actual prophet or anything (although this did lead him to almost be assigned to the House of Prophecy at one point), he's just that good at recognising what tropes are going to be applicable to his current situation. Some will still approach him as an oracle, however, but those who do are usually too Genre Blind to heed his advice until it's too late. He doesn't mind; he knows as well as anyone that Cassandra Truth is a trope and that it works that way for a reason.
  • He tends to unsettle a lot of the other Gods who pass his way due to his calm, stoic and emotionless nature, his ability to predict what's going to happen to them based on the tropes they're dealing with at any given moment, and his insistence that the Pantheon itself is merely an unofficial collection of various characters from different media assigned various ranks and roles of Godhood for the amusement of those doing the ranking.
  • Although he does enjoy and dabbles in creating fiction, he tends to act best as a documentarian, and has a tendency to follow the members of this House and others with a video camera to record their actions. Even the less Genre Savvy Gods have noticed that whenever Abed's filming them, a lot of chaos tends to follow.
  • He is a huge admirer of Batman and tends to cosplay as him, which has drawn the attention and ire of the Joker. Both the Joker’s attempts to do battle with him and Batman’s attempts to discourage him have met with failure, since Abed’s just so Genre Savvy he’s aware of what they’re doing, and thinks that it's absolutely awesome. He’s also admires the Doctor, although he does believe that the Doctor’s Inspector Spacetime cosplay leaves a lot to be desired.
  • There are rumours that an evil, twisted version of Abed from a timeline where everything went wrong due to a failure to catch a dice exists somewhere out there in the multiverse, as equally versed in tropes as Abed himself but malevolent to boot, seeking to replace Abed and warp reality into a mirror of his own darkest timeline.
  • He is particularly strong at noticing when the Pantheon has undergone a Art Shift, but due to his many issues many — the other Gods included — tend to just view this as symptomatic of a breakdown on Abed's part.
  • Although Abed is one of the lesser-powered Gods, it is unwise to pick battles with him — not only does his innate knowledge of genre tropes enable him to hold his own regardless, but he is also part of a study group of True Companions who will not tolerate any one of their number being messed with.

    Abel (Street Fighter
Abel, God of Protagonists Without Pasts (The Man Without a Past)

    Aerith Gainsborough 
Aerith Gainsborough, Goddess of Long-Spoiled Spoilers (Aeris, The Flower Girl)
  • Theme Song: Aerith's Theme
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her hair Ribbon.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: White Magician Girls, Magically-Inclined Mysterious Women, Martyrdom, Dying, Staves and Pole Weapons, Flower Girls.
  • Domain: Spoilers, White Magic, Protection, Light.
  • Allies: Cloud, Tifa, and most good-aligned Final Fantasy deities.
  • Enemies: Sephiroth, and to a lesser extent, most of the other Warriors of Chaos.
  • Follower: The sled Rosebud, Prince Hans of Westergard, The Reapers, among others
  • After her ascension, someone hung a flashing neon sign reading "SHE DIES" over her resting quarters in the Pantheon. It's become a sort of running gag among the more mischievous gods to come up with some sort of humiliating punishment should they come across someone surprised by said sign. Thus far, no victims have been reported.
  • It has been said her position came with a book containing knowledge of every spoiler and plot twist in every work of fiction that does, has, or will ever exist. Fortunately for everyone she's kept a close eye on it and is considerate enough to not reveal anything too drastic from its contents. However, she has mixed feelings about her death being listed on the first page.
  • She's also present in the House of Knowledge.

     Cecil Gershwin Palmer 
Cecil Gershwin Palmer God of Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant Narrators
  • Theme Song: The Weather.
  • Lesser God. Was considered for Demi-God status since he is (apparently) human, but given the fact that he is from Night Vale, he was given Lesser God status.
  • Symbol: A purple eye. Alternatively, a rusty old microphone emblazoned with "Night Vale Community Radio".
  • Alignment: Either Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral with maybe a smidge of Lawful Good. Kind of hard to put him entirely into that third category when he keeps getting the interns killed.
  • Portfolio: Unreliable Narrator, Love at First Sight, gushing over adorable animals, can't remember specific parts of adolescence, like, totally slipping into this speech pattern sometimes, Straight Gay, his hatred of STEVE CARLSBURG, The Voice
  • Domains: Narration, Nightmare Fuel
  • Opposes: Is currently involved in a feud with the non-ascended Strex Corp, after they took over his radio station, made implied threats towards his boyfriend and his niece, and tried to kill his cat. He has sworn vengeance on them since the cat incident. Cecil also hates Steve Carlsburg, apparently for being inattentive towards his step-daughter Janice, who is Cecil's niece. He is also extremely wary of Kevin R. Free, his Desert Bluffs counterpart, and a man who disturbs Cecil greatly.
  • High Priest: His non-ascended boyfriend Carlos the Scientist. Alternatives are Old Woman Josie ( if and when she comes back), Tamika Flynn and Intern Dana.
  • His worshippers are wary to perform deeds he requests of them because of the low survival rate of others he has called on for such things. They all either go missing or are verifiably killed, Dana being the only exception.
  • There are many theories as to what he actually looks like, or if he is even a human at all. The majority consensus is that he is human, or at least humanoid enough to be attractive to Carlos.
  • He has taken up the task of making radio news broadcasts for the Pantheon, in addition to regularly visiting Night Vale to continue his beloved radio show.
  • He regularly visits the House of Nature to play with the animals.

     Eddard 'Ned' Stark 
Eddard 'Ned' Stark, Co-God of Surprising Deaths (Warden of the North, Lord of Winterfell, Hand of the King)
  • Theme Song: "House Stark".
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Sigil of House Stark, a Gray Direwolf.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Honor Before Reason, Papa Wolves, Sacrificial Lions, Anyone Can Die.
  • Domains: Death, Honor, Fatherhood.
  • Followers: The Lords of the North.
  • Allies: Mami Tomoe, Marion Crane
  • High Priest: Bernard Marx
  • Despite having ascended to godhood himself, he still has a godswood in his domain that he prays to. He doesn't see himself worthy of being a god in his own eyes, and still holds the old gods as higher than him.
  • As he was horrified to find that a girl as young as her met a similar fate as his, he decided to act as surrogate father to Mami Tomoe. Ned feels that she reminds him of his own daughters despite the fact Mami herself is an Intermediate Goddess.
  • Whetever a new God is joining the Pantheon soon, he announces with a speech like the following:
  • Is not related to Tony Stark.

     Estonia 
Estonia, God of Those Who Represent The Author (Eduard Von Bock, Edward, Hidekaz Himayura?)
  • Lesser God.
  • Symbol: His Flag.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good.
  • Portfolio: Weirdness Magnet, Author Avatar, Megane, Only Sane Man, Big Brother Instinct, The Chew Toy, The Woobie(?)
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Everyone in the Disgraces (especially Edward Cullen), the Yandere Quartet and people who treat their subordinates horribly, the Master Control Program, Sark, Clu.
  • Is seen as a sort of good-counterpart of pretty much everyone in the Disgraces, for he also possess a rather similar personality and appearance to his creator, but without being a Sue. They all hate him. The hatred is mutual.
    • Due to the above, he's developed a bit of a Berserk Button whenever people mix him up with Edward Cullen. This is not helped by his tendency to sparkle at weird times.
    • A few are wondering if he actually is the creator of Axis Powers Hetalia, and is using the name Hidekaz Himayura as an alias. He hasn't commented on this.
  • Is on relatively good terms with most of the other deities from his home universe, despite not interacting with them all that much.
  • Spends most of his time in the House of Technology, due to his enjoyment of computer programming and hacking. He's occasionally joined by Radical Ed in this, and the two get along. She then introduced him to Otacon, and the two get along well too.
    • Then the two introduced Estonia to their friend Bentley Turtle, as the three call themselves the Hacking Trio, and became quite noticeable following the events of the Friendship Asylum. It would not be long before Estonia joined the trio (along with Shiena), which then renamed themselves the Hacking Quintet.
    • Joining the group does have it's flaws, as doing a hack risks the five being drawn into Space Paranoids by the Master Control Program and getting locked up inside a pit cell. Quite fortunate that Sora sometimes visits the computer worlds and is friends with the original trio. More fortunate that the pit cell are still being repaired after Murray Hippo tricked the MCP into zapping him just so that he could wreck the cell and Sark.
  • Surprisingly, he's a good singer. Most of the House of Music is impressed by that time he was able to conduct a revolution solely through signing.... which is one of the few things from that period of his life that he's willing to talk about.
  • Occasionally visits his brother in the House of Emotion. He finds that it depresses him....
  • During the event of Vienna Burning, he was accidentally blown up by Belarus and rendered comatose. However, this led to the rest of the Hacking Quintet trying to figure out what had happened to him, which led to the discovery of the GUAE's plans for blowing up parts of Europe, as well as the sheer mortal plane death toll, which led to the mortal plane being reset. He's fine now, but is trying to figure out why he's two weeks out of synch with his country.
  • Looks up to the Author, seeing how he was partially inspired by him. The Author is happy to see that one of his followers didn't end up as bad as he thought.

    Grey (Mega Man ZX) 
Grey, God of Finding One's Identity (The Model A Mega Man, Defective, DAN-003)

    Grimm (American Mc Gee)  
Grimm, God of Grimmification (Dark Man, The Bad Man, Dirty Man)

    Hideyasu Jonouchi/Kamen Rider Gridon 
Hideyasu Jonouchi, God of Redemption Promotions (Kamen Rider Gridon, Ornac, Kurokage Trooper)
Kamen Rider Gridon 
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Gridon Symbol and the Donguri Lockseed with the word bubble "NEVER GIVE UP!".
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, formerly True Neutral leaning towards Evil
  • Portfolio: Being an Advertised Extra, Redemption Promotions, Former Villains, Determinators, Bash Brothers with Ryoji Hase, Dandies, Being Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life, Wearing Glasses, The Only Male Team Leader of Team Invitto, Mighty Glaciers, Being Unskilled, but Strong, Becoming a Capable Fighter Over Time.
  • Domains: Combat, Tactics, Redemption, Tragedy.
  • Superior: Gen Urobuchi.
  • Mentor: Oren Pierre Alfonzo/Kamen Rider Bravo.
  • Allies: The Toku Base (especially the Demonic Legion Defectors), Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, Mitsuzane Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen (former enemies), Nagisa Momoe, Mami Tomoe, Jeremiah Gottwald, The Absolute Victory Unlosing Ranger, Alexander the Great, Regina, Ryoga "Shark" Kamishiro.
  • Enemies: The Demonic Legion, the Trollkaiger (especially Basco ta Jolokia and Handsome Jack), Jack Spicer, Dolores Umbridge.
  • Hideyasu manage to ascend into the main Pantheon by exchanging his Patron Saint to Godhood status after a very long intense training in the Toku Base. As he enters the Pantheon, his words was "Do not....underestimate a pattisier. I've been training for this moment as I....HENSHIN!".
    • Oren Pierre Alfonzo was proud of his apprentice as he hugs him very hard which Jonouchi was a almost squashed in a funny matter. Nevertheless, they are once again able to fight side by side in the pantheon.
  • In the past, Hideyasu was originally a leader and only male member of the Beat Riders group Team Invitto during the Inves Games known for his cunning tactics while he is a big coward and an incompetent fighter at that time. Making an alliance with Ryoji Hase from Team Raid Wild after the two received their Sengoku Drivers from Lock Dealer Sid. After he betrayed the de-powered Hase, due to Hase's mistreatment on him, he decides to get stronger under the tutelage of Oren Pierre Alfonzo while at the same time, he is invited to join the Demonic Legion which he became a part of it for a while until he left the group after he finally breaks out of his cowardice and became a true redeemed Kamen Rider alongside Oren during the Helheim invasion.
  • After the invasion, Hideyasu continues to work in Oren's pastry shop and became satisfied with his life until he discovered Hase's fate through Takatora Kureshima and he temporarily became a Kurokage Trooper in honor of Hase's death.
  • Even after his ascension, he still gets along with the Demonic Legion Defectors as he also shared his experience with them.
  • He gets along with Nagisa Momoe due to the fact that they had a similar experience within their respective stories. Nagisa was touched of Hideyasu's viewpoint after they shared their respective stories.
  • At one point, Hideyasu bumps into Mami Tomoe, however, the Puella Magi quickly recognize the Armored Rider, as the two of them talks each other in Oren's pastry shop before he learned that his old friend Ryoji Hase was her High Priest. Due to this, Hideyasu and Mami become close friends while he gives her a good remark on Hase that "once Hase gets ascended into the pantheon, he will apologize to him".
  • He gets along well with Jeremiah Gottwald since both of them are former villains who later joined on the side of good and became more effective fighters in their respective stories.
  • He became friends with Alexander the Great as Jonouchi reminds him of Oren for some reason while Alexander also reminds Jonouchi of Waver Velvet mostly due to their similar traits and personalities.
  • He doesn't like most of the dirty cowardly villains, especially with Basco ta Jolokia and Handsome Jack of the Trollkaigers and Jack Spicer since both three of them reminding him too much of his former self. Due to this, he will do anything to stop their villainy at all cost.

    Javik 
Javik, the God who Narrates his Past to the Young and Patron Saint of Execution Via Airlock (The Prothean Avatar of Vengeance, The Last Living Prothean, Prothy the Prothean, Trollvik, The Oldest Troll in the Galaxy)
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Prothean Echo Shard, or his trusty Particle Rifle
  • Alignment: Netural to Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Anit-Nihilistic Hero, Badass, Commander Contrarian, Deadpan Snarker, Fantastc Racist who nonetheless encourages the young, Being frozen for Fifty Thousand Years, the Last Living Prothean, Memetic Badass, suggesting to space out the unworthy, Troll, Narrating to others life in his cycle
  • Domains: History, Space, War
  • Direct Superior: Commander Shepard
  • Allies: Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah vas Neema, Jack, Liara T'Soni, Urdnot Wrex, Mordin Solus
  • Conflicting Opinion: Legion, KOS-MOS, Optimus Prime, Labrys, All other good-aligned machine deities (Due to the fact that they are all synthetics.)
  • Enemies: The Illusive Man, Harbinger and the Reaper Collective, Ragyo Kiryuin, Yuuki Terumi
  • Found by Commander Shepard and Dr. T'Soni in a stasis pod on Eden Prime, after having last fought the Reapers 50,000 years ago. He was rather shocked to see that the primitive species of his time are now in charge of the galaxy. Nonetheless, he managed to adapt properly and aid them in the war.
  • Since he's technically the Last of His Kind, a lot of the young deities of the Pantheon wanted to learn more of what it was like during his cycle, minus the Reaper Invasion part. According to him, a lot of the species in the current cycle were once primitives, and were at best groomed to be as advanced as the Protheans or at worst treated as food. In particular, his kind once ate Salarian liver and kidneys raw, particularly when the Salarian is still alive (in his own words: The fear adds... Spice.)
  • Has the highest level of respect for Shepard and Garrus for seeing him as a soldier who wants nothing more than to thwart the Reaper threat, as opposed to other deities who are still in awe as to his status as the last Prothean. It took a long while before he came to respect Liara however, as she did not expect him to be so... Different from what she expected of Protheans.
    • Both Javik and Liara had an argument once regarding how her race's ideologies were apparently revealed to her as the work of the Protheans, and not just some religious belief of her race. Shepard had to cut in to quell the situation, which prompted Javik to instead remind her that she is still alive and able to fight, and that she must not let the despair of losing her homeworld get the best of her. When Shepard asked him if he really meant what he said, he affirmed.
  • He's been also known to be a massive troll at times, thanks to being in a time that is completely different from his; an example is his comment about Salarians being food in his cycle, as stated. This has caused a bit of friction between him and Terumi, since all of the latter's trolling can easily be counter-trolled. Yuuki definitely felt dejected when he realized that there is someone who can counter his trolling skills; Javik's only response to him:
    • The LOL Rangers actually sent their invite when they heard of what he did to Terumi. He rejected the offer, because he's currently with Shepard, and because he claims that he has a higher trolling count than both them and the Trollkaiger unit combined.
  • Due to being born (and later unfrozen) in a time when his race was on a losing war against the Reapers, he has developed a huge disdain of synthetics. This actually causes some uneasiness in the atmosphere when he made a quick trip down the House of Technology, and aimed his Particle Rifle at some of the deities there - even the good-aligned ones.
    • Seeing Optimus Prime actually reminded him of the "Metacon Wars", the organic-synthetic conflict that his race was in before the Reapers arrived. Optimus figured that the said war was probably Megatron's doing.
  • As the Pantheon's official Executor via Airlock Spacing, he is tasked with throwing deities who are deemed to be unworthy of gracing the Pantheon proper. His realm have several airlocks which directly lead to the Disgraces (for Deities who are outright Sues, Stus, Scrappies and those who represent the tropes negatively), the Fallen (for those who suffer Flanderization, Character Derailment, Base Breaking and The Worf Effect as well as good characters with bad portfolios), or even into an endless void where the victim can never see the light of the Pantheon ever. In fact, when Justin Bieber and Jimmy Savile were declared Persona non Grata, he had to use his biotic powers to boot their asses into the last one. According to Javik, trying to even physically tap those sorry disgraces for a primitive is even worse than indoctrination.
  • While it was transcribed as his alternative name, it is known that if anyone refers to Javik as 'Prothy the Prothean', he will descend to the realm, take the sayer to outer space, and throw the sayer out of the airlock. He just puts up the title to Troll people and see just how many people took the Schmuck Bait.

    Kaidan Alenko and Ashley Williams 
Kaidan Alenko and Ashley Williams, God(dess) of Mutually Exclusive Party Members (Both: Virmire Survivor, Kaidan: LT)
Kaidan
Ashley
  • Lesser God (Kaidan), Demigod (Ashley)
  • Symbol: A blue Alliance armor.
  • Alliance: Both are Lawful Good but can be Neutral Good if they have to
  • Porfolio: Both: Walking Spoiler, cannot be in the same party simultaneously, being The Lancer to Shepard, being Killed Off for Real (depends on Shepard's choice), military background
  • Domains: Both: Gaming, Combat, Life and Death, Narrative, War
    • Kaidan: Personal Appearance, Mentalism, Love
    • Ashley: Anti-Hero, Family, Personality, Quirk
  • Allies: Both: COMMANDER SHEPARD, Garrus Vakarian, Jack, Jeff Moreau, Legion, Liara T'Soni (Although they haven't fully forgiven her for not talking about Shepard's resurection to them), Miranda Lawson, Mordin Solus, Tali Zorah vas Neema, Urdnot Wrex, Javik, the rest of the Normandy
  • Enemies: Both: The Illusive Man, Harbinger and the entire Collectors / Reapers army, Saren Arterius, David Xanatos
  • Opposes: Both: Yubel
  • Conflicting Opinions:
  • High Priest: Bethany and Carver Hawke, The Handmaiden and The Disciple
  • The two are among one of the most mysterious deities in the pantheon. Both of them claimed to be Shepard's closest companions, being the only ones along with Joker that don't require a Loyalty Mission to stay with him / her, yet every time someone saw them as a representative agent for Shepard, they became either of one these two different person whenever people blink: sometimes a male biotic named Kaidan while sometimes a female soldier called Ashley. This confused and scared the hell out of everyone in the Pantheon, including the villains. To make matter worse, both of them take charge of their temple at a schedule of different days in the week or when the other is unavailable and keep having crisis over the other not survived.
    • The only ones that know about the truth about this phenomenal are the gods from the Mass Effect universe, Cosmos, Abed Nadir, Aerith Gainsborough, Sherlock Holmes, Yubel and David Xanatos. Much effort was made from a lot of different deities to hire The Laughing Man to hack into the database of a mysterious entity from the Mass Effect Universe called the Shadow Broker to figure out what the heck is going on, only to find a file that titled "Virmire".
    • It should be noted that their presence did not have a positive effect on fellow Mass Effect gods from the Normandy, especially Shepard, as it's a constant reminder of their failures to ensure the survival of one of them.
    • It was reviewed that their ascension was a plan by David Xanatos (who stumbles across them in an effort to ascend his wife) as a form of gambit: If they are ascended, he will have a chance to cripple Commander Shepard psychologically as well as a leverage / favor against Shepard. If not, their high priest Bethany & Carver Hawke will ascend thus crippling Hawke, another powerful member, instead. While Ashley & Kaidan themselves hate David's guts for his manipulation of them, Shepard him / herself has mixed feeling as at least David allow him / her to see both of them again, in a matter of speaking.
  • Both of them and Shepard have to point out that Kaidan did not spent all of his time complaining about his implant and Ashley can work with her alien teammates just fine while eventually outgrew her racism toward the other species.
  • Was understandably mistaken as a hermaphrodite deity by Yubel, who pays their temple a visit along with Juudai. Needless to say, the Duel Monster was disappointed to find out that they were two deities but was amused when Yubel notices how similar the relationship between Kaidan and Male!Shepard is to Juudai and Johan before the Virmire incident. Ashley and Kaidan were just disturbed by how similar Yubel is to the Reapers and refused any more contact with the Duel Monster.
  • Do NOT mistake Ashley for Ashley J. Williams unless you want a shotgun in the face as she thinks he is too uncontrollable for her taste. She tries to avoid this as much as possible by introduce herself as Ashley Madeline Williams or Lt. Williams. Amusingly, a lot of gods realize they are Not So Different from each other, including but not limit to calling their guns a "boomstick". She got along better with the more pragmatic heroes, especially Wonder Woman (for their willingness to do the dirty works) and Emiya.
  • Ashley dislikes the Ashleys group as it reminds too much of the teasing she used to endure under her fellow Jerkass Alliance soldiers. Although their Pet the Dog moments have somewhat soften her opinion on them.
  • In her off days, Ashley can be seen in the House of Quirk and Theater to share her love for poetry with the gods reside there.
  • In his off days, Kaidan can be seen wondering around asking anime gods he came across if they are biotics, probably due to the eyes and hair. This is followed by a secret order from Shepard to not offer any explanation for him as s/he is too amused by this. Fortunately, his personality caused him to made a lot of friends in the hero side (and even a few bad or morally-ambiguous ones). He is especially sympathetic with Ranma Saotome for their shared experience with Training from Hell and advises Ranma to seek a good therapist for the latter's crippling fear of cats.
  • Kaidan has complicated feelings on Charles Xavier and Magneto as their philosophy reminds him of his world's stance on human biotic. While admiring Xavier for his stand on the mutant's side and disgusted with Magneto's more extreme actions, he dislikes Xavier's tendency to keep secrets from his fellow X-men and admits the Crapsack World nature of the Marvel Universe tends to justify a lot of Magneto's hatred for them.
  • Kaidan's sexuality is one of the most extremely debated topic in the pantheon, especially in the House of Love and Narrative. Some (most of the House of Love) argue that he is Bi the Way, pointing out that he only has romantic interest in two people at most (his friend Rahna and Shepard), one of whom is potentially male. Some (most deities from the House of Narrative) think he just attracted to Shepard, points out that it took much longer for Male!Shepard to start a romance with him than a Fem!Shepard and only after buying a whiskey bottle. Kaidan is just amused (and somewhat appalled / embarrassed) by this and states that what he does in the bedroom is his business.
    • Desire of The Endless tried to settle this argument through seducing Kaidan by shape shifting into the most attractive male form he desired. However, Desire's effort was found out by The Shadow Broker, who happens to be his good friend Liara and was stopped by the combined effort of the entire Normandy crew as they heard about Desire's Lack of Empathy and Manipulative Bastard personality.
  • When speaking with Ashley, don't ever say something along the line of "With Due Respect". Because as far as Ashley experienced, if someone said "With Due Respect" they actually meant "Kiss My Ass".

     The Lorax 
The Lorax, God of Green Aesops

     Max Payne 
Max Payne, God of The Private Eye Monologue
  • Theme Song: Max Payne
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Bottle of Painkillers
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Anti-Hero, Bad Ass, Bullet Time, Byronic Hero, Chronic Hero Syndrome, Determinator, Failure Knight, Knight in Sour Armor, Tranquil Fury, Resigned to the Call
  • Domains: Heroism, Painkillers, Tragedy, Monologues, Self Depreciation
  • Allies: John McClane, Haruka Kotoura, Alan Wake, Jack Bauer, Kiritsugu Emiya, Jason Brody, Solid Snake, Michael De Santa
  • Enemies: Vaas Montenegro, Hoyt Volker, Vic Vega, Bambi "Buck" Hughes, Mr. Scratch, Bloody Mary
  • Max Payne is known for his inner monologues that are deeply descriptive and very philosophical though it does get to be a bit much at times. Though he thinks of everyone and every situation in such a style that has added a bit of the flair for the dramatic for The Pantheon, especially for mind readers.
  • Speaking of which this is the reason Haruka Kotoura is one of the few people that enjoy being around him despite his grim outlook as she is somewhat amused by how philosophical his thoughts could get.
  • Although he is trying to stay out of trouble since he tried to be retired from his last adventure, though if someone needs his help he will be there even if he knows that it just gets him into trouble that could get him killed.
  • Like John McClane when provoked he can bring many Masterminds plans down in flames if he somehow gets involved.
  • Is often seen as depressed and grim at times, even with him trying to be happier in his vacation and has kicked some of his bad habits but sometimes goes back to the sad outlook on what he lost so he often seems that way to some of the Good members of the pantheon.
  • When pressed into fighting he somehow has the ability to enter Bullet Time and that sometimes catches villains off guard and sometimes stone cold dead for a time.
    • Decided to teach Michael De Santa how to better his marksmanship, even though they have very different backgrounds Max discovered how much he would protect his family and decided to help him make sure that Michael keeps his family alive so that he doesn't suffer like Max does.

     Nagisa Momoe 
Nagisa Momoe, Goddess of Ascended Extras
  • Lesser Goddess (Bordering on Intermediate Goddess with the power of her Witch Form)
  • Symbol: A piece of cheese with a wrapped candy next to it.
  • Alignment: True Neutral, leaning toward Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Ascended Extra and becoming one of the main characters, (pun not intended) Animal-Eared Hats, Bare Your Midriff, Back from the Dead, Bubble Gun, Blue and Orange Morality, Girlish Pigtails, Rapunzel Hair, Instrument of Murder, Mystical White Hair, Sixth Ranger, Sweet Tooth, Flower hairbands Extreme Omnivore, Technicolor Eyes, Love of Cheese.
  • Domain: Popularity, Magic, Cheese, Candy.
  • Allies: The main Puella Magi Quartet, especially Mami Tomoe, Charlotte (her witch form), Hideyasu Jonouchi/Kamen Rider Gridon, Ryoga "Shark" Kamishiro, Yuno.
  • Friendly Rival: Derpy Hooves.
  • Conflicting Opinion: Homura Akemi
  • High Priest: Valeera Sanguinar
  • Ascended as the human form of Charlotte the Desert Witch.
  • Has a Friendly Rivalry with Derpy Hooves over who better fits the bill of "ascended extras": while Derpy was originally a lowly animation error that became extremely popular, her overall impact in her native 'verse can be considered somewhat limited. Nagisa (or her Witch Charlotte) was a Monster of the Week and therefore had a larger original role in her native 'verse, but she ended up a major player in the Great Upheaval. Overall, their relationship DOES lean more toward the 'friendly' part than the 'rival': they are civil overall to each other, and once worked together to create surprisingly tasty cheddar muffins.
  • Her joyful reaction to being brought back to life through Homura's actions during the Upheaval has turned some heads: it's unknown whether it was the product of Homura altering her memories, or if Nagisa truly sympathized with what she did. Rumors are floating around of her attending Homuciferian rallies, though these are currently unfounded.
  • With the House of Food close at hand, Nagisa has made it her goal to try every single solitary kind of cheese at least once. The only kind she ever gave a negative review to was casu marzu. To quote her on the subject:
    Nagisa: *Spit Take* AAAAAARGH! EEEEWWW! GROOOOOOOSS! WATERWATERWATERWATERWATER...!

    Oriko Mikuni 
Oriko Mikuni, Titular Antagonist Goddess
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her danmaku-like spheres with her bucket hat.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Lawful Evil in Oriko Magica)
  • Portfolio: Not Being the Protagonist In the Cover But the Villain, Extremist Anti Villains, Seers, Evil White Haired Girl In White, The Chessmaster, Canon Foreigner, Shameful Priviledged Past, Absolutely Necessary Actions... Or so She said at First, Being Nicer in Alternate Timelines, Oracle Ray!, Tea Drinkers, Nice Magical Girl Costume and Hat, Killing Madoka and Regretting it Later
  • Domains: Narrative, Order, Predictions, Extremism, Light, Alternate Timelines, Ambiguity, Law
  • Herald: Kirika Kure
  • Allies: Eliphas, Toyosatomimi no Miko, Takuma "Sartorius" Saiou, Lord Dome, Yuma Tsukumo, Kiritsugu Emiya, Gabriel Angelos, Marneus Augus Calgar, Kaito "Kite" Tenjo, Bruno/Johnny
  • Rivals: Nagisa Misumi/Cure Black and Honoka Yukishiro/Cure White (especially the latter), Nico Kanna
  • Not So Different: Harpuia
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Madoka Kaname (and all those alined with her), Eiki Shiki, Vulkan (Primarch), Sangunius, Leman Russ
  • Conflicting Relationships: The Other Puella Magi
  • Enemies: Homura Akemi, Lucifer and his Grand United Alliance of Chaos, YHVH, Metatron, the more evil members of the Grand United Alliance of Law, the Yandere Quartet
  • Ascended some time after the events of Puella Magi Oriko Magica, when she was lectured for a looooong time by Eiki Shiki (Some say it lasted a whole day) who had to admit she did have some potential to be part of the Pantheon. Her actions won't be forgotten and as such her goddess title will forever be a reminder of that.
    • It helps that it is very easy to assume the title character refers to the girl on the first volume's cover. Or that it refers to a hero. Oriko was neither.
  • She was quickly recruited by Eliphas into the Astral Army, who was the one who most looked forward for her ascension. She sees it as a good chance to clear up her record and because she sees the current state of the GUAL as deplorable.
  • She is the complete opposite of Homura Akemi. If Homura believes the world should be sacrificed for the sake of Madoka, Oriko belived that Madoka should be sacrificed for the sake of the world. As such, they don't get along. Homura still hates her for trying to kill Madoka and succeding and Oriko sees her as an horribly selfish person.
    • Though she wasn't the one who predicted the Great Upheaval, so she would rather have her followers stop saying "Oriko was right!"
    • Those who are personally allied with Madoka are also against Oriko for the same reasons as Homura: the still view her as a threat towards Madoka after learning what she did. Gabriel Belmont has even warned her not to go anywhere near Madoka, otherwise the consequences will be so swift that not even her visions will save her.
  • Obviously, her relationship with the other Puella Magi is severely strained. She prefers to avoid them because of this. Though Madoka (Not surprisingly) has been seen trying to patch this up.
  • Due to the constant disagreement between her and Homura's followers, she gained the sympathy of Lord Dome, who understands very well her situation. The Dome Pokemon thinks she has a good grasp of democracy for thinking for the best of the majority (though he does believe she should have asked them first) and has given her his support.
  • It's unknown whether she could do Bullet Hell with her spheres, which are based on design on the danmaku.
    • Though she has become friends with one half of the Dueling Messiahs duo, Toyosatomimi no Miko, regardless of whether or not she can do it.
    • It should be noted that it has been discovered there's a thing she can do well with her spheres: Shooting Frickin' Laser Beams.
  • Really dislikes the Yandere Quartet for the same reason she hates Homura: They are too selfish by her standards. She did NOT take it well when it was pointed out to her that her friend Kirika is like that too.
  • She often has disagreements of philosophies with several other Magical Girls but especially the first Pretty Cure duo, who see her and her partner Kirika as dark mirrors of themselves. They can often be found fighting for this reason (Even if Kirika is still non-ascended).
    • The same thing happened with Nico Kanna. However, in her case it would be more of a disagreement of which story is better: Oriko's or Nico's.
  • She really thought that Yuma had ascended before her and was disappointed to find out this wasn't the case. Though she really appreciated that Tsukumo didn't judge for her backgrounds or actions and was nice to her, so he's fine for her.
    • They will have to work together due to their mutual alliance to Eliphas anyways, so she feels it's better she really can't complain about him.
  • Her feelings regarding Kiritsugu Emiya were ambivalent after she heard that Homura Akemi was based on him but then she was told that he has a certain characteristic that Homura lacks. She seems to like him a little better because of this. Though she still fears him a little because of his Magus Killer reputation.
    • In the other hand, Kiritsugu only commented about Oriko that "Her heart was in the right place, but she escalated her actions too quickly".
  • When word broke out about the "Middle School Incident" Vulkan and Leman Russ got about as angry as their respective chapters did over the "Marines Malevolent" and "1st Armageddon War" incidents. Due to the tradtional close ties of camraderie between the Salamanders and Blood Angels, Sangunius cast his lot with Vulkan on this issue. Fortunately for Oriko, Marenus Calgar being the leader of a chapter many Adeptes Astartes look up to as a "trusted wise brother" was able to calm them down.
    • Calgar lectured her about being more calm and re-evaluting her options before resorting to drastic measure. Seeing the error of her previous ways, Oriko can be seen asking the veteran general for advice when she has to make a difficult decision.
    • Gabriel Angelos can sympatheize with her, having himself being stuck in a situation where he was forced to resort to drastic measures because he couldn't arrive in time. He gave Oriko a long lecture about how she was way too quick to resort to extreme measures. However, it was not to tear her down, but to help her improve herself. The lecture did teach her something very important. The cleanest way to solve a crisis is to identify the truth behind it and a good solution to it early before it escalates out of control.

    Sayaka Miki 
Sayaka Miki, Patron Saint of the Shocking Revelation (Oktavia von Seckendorff)
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  • Theme song: Decretum (as Sayaka), She is a Witch (when summoning) Symposium Magarum ( using Oktavia von Seckendorff).
  • Lesser Goddess, Intermediate Goddess when using Oktavia von Seckendorff
  • Symbol: A blue Soul Gem next to a Grief Seed.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Chaotic Evil as Oktavia, though through training in the Midnight Channel she has learned to channel the Witch as a Persona)
  • Portfolio: Magical Girls, Determinator, Knight Templar, The Power of Love, Wide-Eyed Idealist, Love Makes You Evil, Becoming the Monster, Coming back from the dead even stronger, Summon Magic.
  • Domain: Law, Good, Magic, Despair, Love, Idealism.
  • Allies: Madoka Kaname, Archer, Shirou Emiya, Mami Tomoe, Kyoko Sakura (maybe more), Martin Walker, Miki Aono, Yu Narukami, Ip Man, Isaac Clarke, Nagisa Momoe, Homura of the Crimson Squad, Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, Mitsuzane Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen, Judai Yuki, Shinji Kido/Kamen Rider Ryuki, Eiji Hino/Kamen Rider OOO, Luka, Kazuma Kenzaki/Kamen Rider Blade, Shark, Arch Angel Tyrael, Aqua, Riku, Gabriel Belmont, the Gokaigers (especially Joe Gibken/Gokai Blue), Nonon Jakuzure, Peacock.
  • Enemies: Yuuki Terumi, Ryoma Sengoku/Kamen Rider Duke, Slade, Vaas Montenegro, Kyubey and other Incubators in general, Tzeentch, Bernkastel, Lambadelta (one sided), LUCIFER, Homura Akemi (post-Great Upheaval), the Master Chief (due to his closeness with and protection of Homura).
  • Opposed by: Mordred.
  • Respected by: Elpizo, Bloody Marie
  • Watched with Interest By: The Gravemind
  • Thought this was a profile for a cute girl? Too bad, it's Sayaka Miki.
  • Once the Avatar of Fallen Magical Girls, she was able to rise up from that status. But to make it up, she was given The Reveal for the fact that magical girls in her world will turn into Witches.
  • Archer tends to ask about her idol, Mami Tomoe, and her... Unlimited Musket Works. Wonders if he can add her flintlocks and Sayaka's Cutlasses to his collection. Sayaka, for her part, listens to his many stories with interest.... if she, Archer and Shirou happen to be in the same room, things get interesting.
  • Sayaka has a tendency to be Wrong Genre Savvy about the The Power of Love, this has been known to trigger transformations into Oktavia.
  • If not in this house, Sayaka can be found in the House of Music, listening to a violin recital of Ave Maria. Sayaka is known to cry while she enjoys the song, says it's her last memory of "him".
  • She has recently found a kindred spirit in the form of Captain Martin Walker, as both have gone through very similar trials, resulting in both forced to realize their foolish ideals of heroism.
  • Sayaka quickly became a good friends with Miki Aano, not just on the voice, but she was impressed on Miki's resolve and success as a Magical Girl, and occasionally wished that she might've been reborn in a similar universe like hers. The fact that Miki instead understood Sayaka's plight instead of flaunting her more fortunate life, and also not blaming her and knowing that it's the machinations of Kyubey that is to blame, made things even smoother.
  • At Sayaka's request, Yu Narukami brought her to the Midnight Channel, and by facing her Other Self she learned how to summon Oktavia von Seckendorff as a Persona, a skill that she put to good use during the "Great Upheaval". This, along with her getting over most of her problems has earned her entry into the GUAG magical girl sisterhood. She is forever grateful to Yu for this, bursting into tears as it sunk in that Oktavia had finally, finally been brought under control for good. Many gods and goddesses find it kind of ironic that Sayaka went from detesting Oktavia to wanting to use her in every fight.
    • As such, she is one of the few Magical Girls who trusted him even after the Great Upheaval, even pointing out that technically Yu doesn't summon Lucifer himself, but rather a figment of imagination given physical form that looks like him. The two have become sparring partners as well, Yu teaching her the best way to fight in tandem with her new Persona: the fact they both use swords helps in this regard.
  • Recently accepted the tutelage of one Master Ip Man, who although admires and respects Sayaka's stuanch devotion to justice, constantly reminds his new student to not lose sight of family and friendship in her devotion to the good-fight.
  • She's also become close friends with Isaac Clarke. They've bonded over commonalities such as fighting horrific monsters, enduring Sanity Slippage, taking levels in badass, and finding a Second Love. Now, in addition to her powers and her ability to summon Oktavia as a persona, she also has the latest CEC weapons and tools. She and Kyouko also go on double dates with Isaac and Ellie whenever either couple aren't busy fighting off Necromorphs or Witches and Nightmares.
  • Despises Lucifer almost as much as Madoka does. That was her best friend whose life he ruined, after all. And thanks to his machinations, her earthly avatar doesn't even remember Madoka anymore.
  • While she doesn't hold any true antagonistic feelings for the knight, Mordred opposes her due to reminding her of the person she once was before learning a terrible truth, and is secretly jealous she managed to eventually move past her failings.
  • There was time when she didn't know what to think about Homura of the Crimson Squad, not only for her name, but her voice. However, once Homura heard that she became what she is out of broken love, something what isn't that far off what happened to her, they seemed to become nice to eachother, and can be seen sometimes sparring together.
  • Used to despise Gabriel Belmont, due to her somewhat warped ideals of perfect Justice, she couldn't comprehend that his role as The Prince of Darkness, and the apex predator who keeps all the weaker, but more dangerous evils in check was positive in the long run. It didn't help that Gabriel is one of Homura's biggest supporters in the Patheon, which infuriated her. Gabriel has on more then one occasion compared herself to him.
    • This changed upon several shocking revelations discovered when he personally went to the Sisterhood to apologize for his earlier actions, some of them told by Madoka. Gabriel had managed to find his redemption sometime after an attack she had led in the past, going as far as to cure people of a "demon virus" with no regard to his own beneift. Madoka is in many ways like his late wife/child hood friend Marie. Lastly, he intends to help the Sisterhood pull Homura back from the darkness, through any means nessecary.
    • Riku was better able to explain "the apex predator", for he is like one as well, using the power of darkness to hunt lesser but more malicious entities of darkness. Riku also understands what its like to be taken by his inner darkness and come back from it.
  • Finds Aqua to be like a big sister to her.
  • Tyrael finds great promise in Sayaka, so long as she stays level headed. He has since taken her in as an apprentice.
  • Has become friends with Judai Yuki, due to both having gone through a fall from grace for the sake of a friend, but becoming a better person afterwards. Plus Sayaka finds his antics very funny, like when he did his "The Hour Is Upon Us" skit.
  • Has the dubious honor of being the only member of the Sisterhood who Bloody Marie doesn't have any real problem with. Apparently, the Skullgirl has something more akin to respect for her because she reminds her of her best friend Peacock at least, back when she was still Patricia both personality and voice-wise, and she too understands what it's like to become a monster because of wishing for another's sake. Sayaka's iffy on that subject, due to the former's ties with Homura, but she does still trust her more than another Mahou Shoujo thanks to Peacock's insistence.
  • Is respected by the usually human-hating Elpizo, who sees much of himself in her: Both of them were people who wanted to fight for what they believed was right, then fell into grief and self-loathing after a traumatic event while going insane and gaining a dark power in the process, except she rose again even stronger than before (eventually). She herself isn't entirely certain how to feel in return though, given his whole agenda of Kill All Humans while crazy, being a proud member of the GUAC and allied to Homura, yet also desiring to make amends for his sins. She usually responds when asked:
  • Good friends with Luka, due to their shared beliefs on being heroes, being in the service of Goddesses (though Sayaka does sympathize with him on how Ilias didn't quite turn out like Madoka), and angel motifs. While she was shocked to learn about his relations to Lucifer, she managed to push that aside upon realizing that Luka and he are not the same person, nor should a son have to inherit a father's...mother's sins.
    • She also has gone to him to learn new sword techniques. She's especially eager to try out Death Sword Chaos Star with Oktavia to back her up.
  • Though formerly she respected the Master Chief for his selfless nature, devotion to good, and status as a "knight in shining armor" who has saved worlds, she has now come to despise him for one key reason: his stalwart defense and support of Homura Akemi. She also fears him, as she is quite aware of his superhuman abilities and decades of experience, and he drew his rifle on her when she attempted to attack Homura in the wake of the Great Upheaval, and threatened grievous harm upon her if she tried it again. When the Chief appeared to have turned traitor and attacked a peace conference, she was secretly elated that the fall of "the traitor's" guardian meant she had a legitimate reason to hate and fight him; when his name was cleared and the true circumstances of the situation were revealed to all, Sayaka actually seemed annoyed and disappointed that said reason was taken away with him revealed to still be as morally "clean" as ever. Unfortunately, this developing antagonism towards the Chief is being considered as yet another piece of evidence for the Gravemind that she would make a perfect new pawn for him...
    • Sayaka's increasingly-irrational hatred of Homura and all who support her has the Sisterhood's higher-ups increasingly worried, and has earned Sayaka the condemnation and warnings from some Good-aligned deities who see what kind of path she's walking and where it might lead.

    Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff 
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, Gods of Stylistic Suck and Stairs (Dude, Man, Dog, Bro, Dunkass, Shithead; all can be applied to both of them)

     Wade Wilson/Deadpool 
Wade Wilson, God of the Fourth Wall and Breaking it (Deadpool, The Merc With The Mouth, The Regenerating Degenerate, The Crimson Comedian)
Don't worry tropers, I won't burned down the Pantheon. Well, maybe.
  • Theme Music: "Never Do It Now".
  • Lesser God/Overdeity (depends on how much the writer is willing to let me look past the Fourth Wall)
  • Symbol: My belt buckle icon of myself (which I KNOW you totally want one, buddy) with a yellow text box. Oh, how fun they are! :)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral is what they say I am, but I just say I do whatever the hell I want, bub! So, yeah, pretty much Chaotic Revolving Door.
  • Portfolio: The Fourth Wall (or lack thereof), Breaking Said Fourth Wall, Medium Awareness, Obfuscating Insanity, Whatever the Hell I Feel Like (I'm awesome and kinda fickle that way)
  • Domains: Madness, Chaos, Destruction, Illusion, Comic Books (yes, the medium I'm in is one of my domains), Big Guns, Katanas, and Welsh Corgis. Huh? Shut up, Welsh Corgis is totally a domain! Who's the god here?
  • Followers: Lots…but none of them know of it, and if they did, they'd deny it out of humility.
  • Former Superior: Rob Liefeld, my creator, who introduced me in New Mutants as a copycat of Deathstroke. But that's another story.
  • Allies: Um…no, I don't think so… Except Excalibur maybe? Ooh! Wait! Pinkie Pie, too! And my other fellow members of the Council of Cloudcuckooland! And Lambadelta, Etna, the Warner Brothers (and their Warner Sister Dot!), and Ambush Bug, who did it all first. Oh, and Lobo, another fourth-wall-breaking buddy! Oh, I cant forget about Painwheel. I feel for this girl.
  • Not So Different From: Slade Wilson/Deathstroke (after all, I'm modeled after him), Tony Masters/Taskmaster (I have a lot of things in common with him).
  • Headbutting Heroes With: James "Logan" Howlett/Wolverine (I hate working with him, he's too inferior in comparison to me), Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl and Makoto Nanaya (I admit that Nanaya is too hot, but these two squirrel girls kicked my butt).
  • Enemies: Magneto, welcome to die! Also, I freaking hate The Joker and Lester/Bullseye.
  • Rival: Naturally, me and Dante are rivalries. I also have a bone to pick with Jason Todd for copying my style, And that big bad Dragon Nefarian.
  • So, I'm a god now? Awesome! I wonder if this means I can talk in bullet-point format now…
    • We're good.
      • Oh, little bullet point format, I've missed you so! We will have so much fun together!
  • My knowledge of the Fourth Wall allowed me to just slip into the Pantheon easily, since I know I'm popular enough for you (yes, you!) to eventually think of putting me here. Yeah. I'm such a Manipulative Bastard; eat your heart out, Batman!
  • Interestingly, with my expanding popularity, my Medium Awareness has also expanded, since I'm, slowly but surely, being featured in different media beyond comic books, and I have Medium Awareness in every single one of them. Soon, I will be able to overthrow all of the other deities in all the pantheons and create Deadpoolia! COWER BEFORE MY LIMITLESS KNOWLEDGE! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Oh yeah, and I want to be featured on the cover of the next Street Fighter game, Capcom!!
  • I once beat the crap outta that whiny-ass Terumi in terms of using memes and the fourth wall, that upstart. Boy it felt good and showed who's boss! Well, I hope Arc System Works will be impressed and feature me in the next BlazBlue game as well — Ooh! BlazBlue ChronoPhantasma was just announced — Wait, I'm not even there!? TERUMIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
  • After the battle with those two squirrel girls... Wait a minute. Did someone paint a message on the wall that said I was gay for Asura!? I'll find you and shoot you.
  • Hey, I don't get why people are irritated with that cute little thingy Excalibur. I mean, c'mon, we could talk all day and not get tired of each other! ...Wait, does this mean I'm now in possession of an Infinity+1 Sword because of my incredible mentality? And I can kick anyone's ass with him? AWESOME!
    • Oh hey, so apparently we also share the same seiyuu too. Aw yeah, we are seriously pals for life!
  • Soooo, if I may have your attention, you love this site, yeah? Then fair warning... DON'T. USE. MY. WACKY. VOICES. Wanna know the result? Why don't you ask good ol' Dreadpool, he— *notices Dreadpool on the open door behind, slams the door shut and seals it with nails and every other sealing things available* ...You get the idea!
  • Yeah, I was made to resemble that Deathstroke fellow. But guess what? I AM WAY BETTER THAN HIM! You don't believe me? Well, it just happened that Wiz and Boomstick decided to put me and him in one of their "Death Battles", and guess what? I WON! Suck iiiittt!
    • Okay, so MAYBE Slade came back for no real reason and tried again, and maybe he did blow me to pieces in a minute's time, but hey, still couldn't kill me!
  • Yo, I audition for a role as a MagicalGirl. So to get a better feel on what's a Magical Girl is, I been hanging around little miss Cry Cute Cure Peace. We are totally best friends now. I also "burrowed", read steal, the Moon Princess' moon stick and transformed myself into champion of love and chimichangas, Sailor Moonpool.
  • Seems like I met Disco MILF and psycho doll before. And utterly own their asses. Ok, so it only happen in a fan's comic and is not in pantheon canon so no complaining about shilling, worfing or what ever. But come on, you know they deserv it.
  • I cry a river when I heard about Painwheel's backstory. I just want to scoop her in my arms and carry her. In fact, I will. Troper, link, now.
  • I'm still mad at Morrigan for giving me that surprise enema. I mean, it felt kind of good, but at least warn a guy first.
  • Some have said when my face isn't Swiss cheese, I look like Hal Jordan. But that's impossible since Lantern boy was never in the movies. Plus, my avatar only played me in my own self titled movie. I was never in that Cankuckle's prequal movie.
  • I'm the Sixth Ranger of the Lol Rangers. You know what that means? That means I'm the most important and strongest member on the team. I also hog all the screen time. But you love me anyway. Well, most of you do.
  • So, hey, when am I going to be feature in a Pantheon Tale? I mean, if I'm in your stories, it be ten times better. Come on, expand your horizon and stop using the same characters.
  • If you can't find me messin' around in the Narrative Lesser Gods House or the mortal world, I'm probably in the Main House (suck it, Wolverine!) or Knowledge, or in the Council of Cloudcuckooland.
  • OH OH! I almost forgot that there was this evil black dragon that also dominates the 4th wall. Can't you believe it? Obviously he is no match for me. He will never be as clever or handsome or f*nn1 3r... wa1t Whtas going on? 1S TH 3 P 4 NTH 3 ON GOING to EXPLODE! OH F-.

     Zechs Merquise 
Zechs Merquise, Great Herald of The Red Comet (The Lightning Count, Rent-a-Char, Zechs Marquise, Prince Milliardo Peacecraft)