Pantheon: Music Lesser Gods

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     765 Pro 
765 Pro, Goddesses of Idol Groups & Productions (The iDOLM@STER)
  • Main Members: Haruka Amami, Chihaya Kisaragi, Yukiho Hagiwara, Yayoi Takatsuki, Ritsuko Akizuki, Azusa Miura, Iori Minase, Makoto Kikuchi, Ami & Mami Futami, Miki Hoshii, Hibiki Ganaha, Takane Shijou, Kotori Otonashi and the Producer.
  • Theme Song: Are you ready? I'm l@dy!
  • Lesser Goddesses (The Producer is just a Demigod/Quasideity)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Symbol: The 765 Pro building.
  • High Priestesses: The Cinderella Girls
  • Portfolio: Idol Singer (in groups), Moe (in nearly every flavors), Tons of Costumes, Strong Bonds and Trust, Image Song,
  • Domains: Music, Theater, Friendship.
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: The Console Patron Units (no, we don't get it either)
  • This group is usually called for group performances, and they stick together like glue. It's just impossible to break them apart.
    • And even though they aren't the strongest deities, it's generally a bad idea to ever talk bad about the members as the others will defend them to the bitter end. This is especially true for their Producer. Don't ever bad mouth their Producer.
  • While stationed at the House of Music, they could easily seep into the House of Theater, as they're also used in starring in movies.
  • Their songs comes in many flavors, be they "Awesome", or "Tearjerking" or "Heartwarming".
  • They also has a small sub-group called "Ryuugu Komachi", consisting Iori, Azusa and Ami. While they're more likely to appear in three, they also occasionally join in the rest for a combined song.
  • The rise of Monokuma eeried them on how it was manipulating people into killing each other, especially when these Idols are of school age. But from that, Haruka managed to get in contact with one of the victims of Monokuma's manipulations, Super High School Level Idol Singer Sayaka Maizono, crying in the corner that her actions would've made her share a room with Teppei Hojo. Haruka just listened to her 'tale' and 'reasoning' behind it and assures her that Maizono didn't do anything wrong and seeing that she used to lead a beloved Idol Singer group, Haruka invited her to be a 'follower' and introduces her to the 765 Pro, who welcomed her warmly as a follower.
    • The group performed a concert with Sayaka as the guest star to celebrate her ascension.
  • Lately the group has some... 'nasty' rumors, especially in regards of Azusa. The thing is, with her voice and overall and absolutely 'incorruptible' sweet attitude, people has been comparing her with Litchi Faye-Ling and surrounding the Morality Civil War, a lot thought that Azusa should be the one she took after, completely pure and wholly good instead of... doing what she does in extremes. Azusa was... flabbergasted to say the least, not because of the action, but because she believed that Litchi deserves to choose her own path. She's been trying to contact her and... uh, cheer her up? That unfortunately kept failing because she never locates Litchi's house properly.
    • Beforehand, the rumors was that the rumor was spread by the Console Patron Units, who thought she might be their nemesis Arfoire in disguise and was behind MOB48. Of course, before that rumor could fly high, every single idols stood up for Azusa and eventually made the CPU admit that they definitely got the wrong stuff.
    • Though not as severe, a lot of people also gave weird looks on Chihaya, due to some similarities with Tsubaki Yayoi and there were silent rumors that never got around in public that the latter was also in danger of doing extreme acts and should try to be more like Chihaya... She hasn't heard of it fully, but no doubt Chihaya will be angered on this as well. (And no, that's not because Tsubaki has bigger/medium boobs)
  • Makoto couldn't help but smile embarrassingly when she found out she did have plenty of male fans that love her look. Though she sometimes wish she could get away with wearing cute things (she can like both, yes), because her last time cutefy-ing herself as Mako-rin just backfired spectacularly. She's been told by her friend Itsuki Myoudouin that she should just 'be herself' and maybe just use a lesser version like She Cleans Up Nicely...
  • The entire group couldn't help but cry Tears of Joy once their Puchis finally ascended. However, with their ascend, there has been some unforeseen side effects towards the 765 Pro. Also, The Producer sometimes have a giant P for a head.
  • Takane has been recently followed by the MIB after rumors that she is actually an alien. So far, there has been no evidence to support it.

    Austria 
Austria, God of Elegant Classical Musicians (Roderich Edelstein)
  • Lesser God.
  • Symbol: His Flag.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Elegant Classical Musician, Bishounen, Lady and Knight, Non-Action Guy, Princely Young Man, Stoic Spectacles, Tall, Dark and Handsome and Sarcastic, Real Men Wear Pink, Team Dad, Aloof Big Brother, No Sense of Direction.
  • Allies: Hungary (his wife), Liechtenstein, Otacon, Naoto Shirogane, Kyouko Kirigiri, Sanya V. Litvyak and most good people in the House of Music.
  • Opposes: Kotomi Ichinose.
  • Enemies: Is not aware of most of them, due to their tendency to get hit with a frying pan.
  • Tends to spend most of his time in this house playing either his violin or piano. Upon ascension, his wife's been spending a lot more time in this house.
    • Directly after moving in, he heard that Hungary had been in the Pantheon for quite a while, and decided to visit her. Unfortunately, he got lost and ended up in the House of Personality by mistake. He ended up meeting Otacon, and the two of them get along well due to their shared non-actioness.
      • And then he got lost on the way back and decided not to leave the House of Music.
  • Is aware that there's a rather sizeable group of people who don't have the highest opinion of him. He isn't aware of exactly who shares those opinions, only that they tend to stop after a while.
  • He's also noticed a girl with an axe staring though his window. He isn't really sure why she's stalking him.
    • Unfortunately, said girl with an axe ended up kidnapping him during the events of Vienna Burning. Due to everything that happened to him, he is currently in the hospital for an indefinite period of time to recover from being experimented on and infected with a mutated form of Hinamizawa Syndrome.

    Justin Timberlake 
Justin Timberlake, Prince of Pop

    Kevin MacLeod 
Kevin MacLeod, God of Royalty Free Music

    Kotomi Ichinose 
Kotomi Ichinose, Muse of Dreadful Music

    Lady Gaga 
Lady Gaga, Real Goddess of Catchiness
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A Telephone.
  • Portfolio: Cloudcuckoolanders, Crazy Awesome, Costume Porn, Ear Worm, Using Auto-Tune for Unusual Music Effects, Word Salad Lyrics, Bisexuals, Child Prodigies, Dream Teams.
  • Domain: Madness, Glory, Persistence, Music, Fashion.
  • Followers: Her loyal Little Monsters.
  • Allies:
  • Rival: Katy Perry (non-ascended).
  • Gaga has succeeded in creating some of the most incredibly catchy songs the world has ever experienced. The only possible explanation has to be divine power. Her cult is widespread.
  • Doesn't like the fact that she shares two portfolios with Orihime Inoue, and has been plotting to overthrow her with The Plan.
  • After the release of Gaga's "Born This Way" music video the Council of Shadows and even the Main House immediately held meetings behind closed doors, perhaps to discuss the video, how this affects Lady Gaga's godly position, and even how this might affect the Pantheon itself.
  • Gaga supports Miaka Yuuki due to her being the epitome of virginity. She thanked her for that.
  • It's recently announced that Gaga will become the first celebrity to sing in space.
  • Chooses Hatsune Miku as the one who starts her ARTPOP Ball tour, general consensus says it's pure moment of awesomeness.
  • Her sixth sense indicated that Lisa Simpson, the one she helped to recover her self-esteem, is demoted to The Fallen. Lady Gaga's current objective is finding a way to get her out of The Fallen.

    The Marionette 
The Marionette, The Puppet God Soothed By Music (The Puppet, IT'S ME)

    Nero 
Nero, Gods of Dubstep

    Orihime Inoue 
Orihime Inoue, Goddess of Catchiness

     Phil Collins 
Phil Collins, God Of Soft Rock and Frontman Drummers
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His physical signature.
  • Portfolio: Making ridiculously catchy songs, being the lead singer of Genesis, as well as being an amazing drummer both as a solo artist, and in Genesis.
  • Domains: Drums (and the mortals who play them), Any rock that falls between a 1-3 on Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness.
  • Followers: Genesis
  • Allies: Shulk, Tarzan
  • Enemies: Trey Parker And Matt Stone
  • Ascended with help from Shulk and Tarzan and after pleading his case with all the awards he earned as well as performing a 20-minute drum solo as a final test.
  • Became allies with Shulk when Shulk made it aware that he was really feeling it... coming in the air tonight.
  • Actually wrote the entire soundtrack for fellow God Tarzan's movie.
  • Once went to Vice City and was nearly assassinated and probably would have been had he not enlisted a criminal as his bodyguard.
  • Trey Parker and Matt Stone were not amused when Phil won an Academy Award in 1999 over Parker and Stone, so Parker and Stone made an easily-mocked version of him for South Park.
  • Sting (No, not THAT Sting) once challenged him to a fight to the death over Phil's godhood. Phil crushed Sting with his own legs in what Phil described as a "bleeding drum solo" followed by the aforementioned crush (dubbed The Money Shot by local commentators).

    Rayman 
Rayman, God of Raymanian Limbs and Musical Marathons (Ray, The Limbless Wonder)
  • Theme Song: Has more than one theme song.
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Symbol: A stylized "r", one of his fists, or the 0 symbol on his body.
  • Alignment: Varies between Neutral Good and Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Having hands, feet, and a head, but no arms, legs, or a neck, changing appearance often, ambiguous origin story, being able to kick ass in spite of looking ridiculous, over three hundred years old without looking the part, Helicopter Hair, punching from a long distance, charging through levels to the rhythm of a song (this one is more recent)
  • Domains: Destruction, Chaos, Music, Art, Speed, Fantasy
  • Followers: Norstein Bekkler, Plok, Haunter, Porygon-Z, warmongering worms, The Kid, Trace, Sour Bill, Hank J. Wimbleton
  • Allies:
    • (non-ascended) Betilla and her sister nymphs, Globox, the Teensies, Barbara, Murfy, Polokus the Bubble Dreamer, Ly the Fairy, Clark the Giant, Electoons, most Lums
    • (ascended) Most good-aligned deities (especially those in the House of Nature), deities who love "kicking bad-guy butt" (such as Vi)
  • Rivals: (non-ascended) Dark Rayman/Raymesis/Bad Rayman, Tily (friendly rivals)
  • Enemies:
    • (thankfully non-ascended) Mr. Dark, The Magician, Admiral Razorbeard and his crew, André and other Black Lums, Reflux the Knaaren
    • (ascended) many evil-aligned deities, especially robots and those associated with darkness, as they remind him of bad guys he faced as a mortal creature.
  • Is rather confused as to why Polokus hasn't been ascended, seeing as he created the world that Rayman and friends live in.
  • Will not know what you're talking about if you ask him about Rabbids.
  • Also has a place in the House of Personal Appearance.
  • Can often be seen in the House of Food, chomping away on fruit in a rhythm. It feels lonely without Globox, two Teensies, Polokus, and Barbara, though.
  • Can just as often be seen kicking around evil-aligned deities (and their thugs) in the House of Crime, sometimes alongside the likes of Vi.
  • Nobody really knows what Rayman's origin story is, so there are many theories about it. Even Rayman himself doesn't know, although he tries not to think about it too much, as he usually gets headaches trying to figure it out.
  • Is slightly uneasy around creatures with cloth skin, as they remind him of the Hoodlums.
  • Has no less than four alternate appearances. With each appearance comes a different personality. His goofier appearance (pictured above) is Chaotic Good, while the others are Neutral Good.
  • He enjoys combat and racing. When it comes to racing, he can often be found racing on foot against other fleet-of-foot gods (although no one as fast as, say, The Flash) or running through a makeshift obstacle course in the House of Music to the rhythm of a band.
  • In a really unexpected event, Rayman was able to appear in the fourth Smash tournament, albeit in a form of a trophy (alongside his friends Globox and Barbara). Mortals and gods alike were utterly confused by these turn of events.
    • Some gods speculate that his appearance was to draw attention from the fact that Robin and Lucina would appear in the fourth Smash tournament, but no one is certain.
    • Rumours once circulated that he was to join the tournament proper, but alas, it was merely a false joke. However, when the Smash Ballot opened, he is now rallying for his followers to help him join the tournament for real. However, he faces large competition by virtually other popular Video Game God in the Pantheon. (At least, not from the already-competing-in-the-tournament Gods, or from Sonichu or Jake Conway, the Disgraced Ones.)

    Steam Powered Giraffe 
Steam Powered Giraffe, Gods and Goddess of Steam Punk Music
  • Theme Song: Brass Goggles
  • Rank: Lesser God (and Goddess in the case of Bunny Bennett/Rabbit)
  • Symbol: The sigil of the Cavalcadium (a silver gear with swirling blue energy within)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Spine, Hatchworth) to Chaotic Good (Rabbit)
  • Portfolio: Clockwork Creature (primarily Rabbit), Genre Roulette, Kayfabe Music, Man of a Thousand Voices, any other tropes pertaining to Steampunk and Music in general.
  • Domains: Steam Punk, Victorian Era, Music, Combat
  • Followers: Abney Park
  • Allies: Daft Punk, Kraftwerk
  • Enemies: At the moment, none since they just received ascension.
  • High Priest: Michael “One Man Band” Reed (the guy who plays just about any instrument the robots can and then some).
  • This eclectic group of actors who portray singing robots gained ascension after attaining a large fanbase on Tumblr via the House of Technology. They were recognized as Lesser Gods due to the strong influence of humor, heartwarming, and just plain fun towards their fans.
  • Followers: Abney Park, Daft Punk, etc.
  • At one point, the copper automaton known as Rabbit was originally built as a male, but due to a Gender Swap (and the transgender attribute of the actress Bunny Bennett, who plays her onstage) has recently become a woman. This has no plans of changing, despite some of their followers throwing a fit and declaring they would rather see otherwise.
  • They have gained many followers through the House of Technology and the website known as Tumblr. Many people are fans of the ‘human’ actors (and actress in the case of Bunny Bennett who plays Rabbit) who happen to use the same site to connect with them. Beware of David Bennett and his tendency to post picture of “The Face”. It is known to cause utter fits of giggling and hilarity upon sight.
  • The actress behind the copper automaton Rabbit (Bunny Bennett) is quite well known among their followers for being utterly beautiful, wise, and kind in general. She is also quite well loved for her vocal range and ability to hit low notes that are known to make followers swoon due to the fact that she and her twin brother David Bennett (The Spine) have identical vocal ranges.
  • Are on good terms with Daft Punk, though the conversations tend to be one-sided since Daft Punk are known for keeping their silence.
  • Though it seems strange for them to have a domain in the realm of Combat, the robots were once equipped for war and fought in several battles (namely the Copper Elephant War, WW1, WW2, and Vietnam). However after their time as soldiers of war they downloaded a vow of peace and have been refitted for musical purposes ever since. Any mention of the Copper Elephant War in particular causes Rabbit to go into what can only be described as a PTSD fit in which she stutters and twitches violently.

    Suite Pretty Cures 
Hibiki Hojo, Kanade Minamino, Ellen Kurokawa, and Ako Shirabe, Quartet Goddesses of Magical Music (Hibiki: Cure Melody, Kanade: Cure Rhythm, Ellen: Cure Beat, Ako: Cure Muse)
Clockwise, from Top: Hibiki, Kanade, Ako, Ellen
  • Theme Music: "La! La! La! Suite PreCure!"
  • Lesser Goddesses (Greater in Cresendo Form)
  • Symbol: Their Fairy Tones
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio:
  • Domains: Music, Magic, Combat.
  • Allies: Every other Pretty Cure within the Pantheon, 2nd Division Symphogears, Madoka Kaname, Sailor Warriors, Keroberos, Satoko Houjou, Pantheon, Chun-Li, Mai Shiranui, Väinämöinen, Tobias, Zuko, Aqua, Yurika Kirishima, Haruka Kotoura, Satori Komeji, Makoto Naegi, Mitsuzane Kureshima, Mamoru Chiba, Koneko Toujou, Sapphire Rhondanite, Yuzuko Nonohara.
  • Enemies: Courtney Gears, Dark Kingdom, I-No and most other evil people in the House of Music, Monokuma
  • Conflicting Opinions: Himeko Kurusugawa & Chikane Himemiya (Kanade and Hibiki)
  • Aside of their Precure designation, they're the magical counterpart of the Symphogears, right down to fighting 'creatures' known as Noise, both having a member named 'Hibiki'. Also, Kanade shocked Tsubasa because she had the same name as her respected, deceased partner. However, the vast difference of their personalities made her shock just last about 1 second. Ako also founded interesting that they also know a person name Shirabe. And while there's no one with the name Ellen that the Symphogears know, most think it's a matter of time before that change.
  • While they're no singers, all four of them are capable of playing musical instruments well. They also guard a sacred 'item' called 'Melody of Happiness', a song that is able to bring and happiness if sang. They can at least play the instruments.
  • Before ascension, it's known that both Hibiki and Kanade bicker a lot. They still do, occasionally, but they never let it get in their way to achieve their goals, whatever it is (mostly kicking evil's ass)
  • Nearly anything Hibiki does, she's betting her woman's pride on it, giving her extra drive in what she does.
  • Kanade likes to visit the House of Food, baking sweets and showing everyone there her recipe of motivation. So far, she's receiving positive reception. Especially from Keroberos.
  • They once mistook Usagi/Serena as 'Hummy's humanoid form' due to their voice and similar naivete. Of course, that got straighted out quick, but Usagi/Serena promises to introduce them her own cat familiar one day. Kanade instantly wants to know what kind of paw the latter has.
    • Kanade finally got the chance to feel Luna's paw once she ascended. She was absolutely in bliss.
    • Later on, it seems that Usagi herself has been eyeing on Hibiki herself. She says that recently her friend Makoto has been sounding like Hibiki...
    • Some deities were confusing Ako with Yuzuko Nonohara due to them sounding alike.
  • After finding out the Black Hole was in the GUAE's possession, Hibiki nearly went into a panic attack, remembering what had happened the last time they dealt with him. However, she and Kanade were quickly reassured that, as long as the GUAG and the Magical Girl Sisterhood still stood, they wouldn't have to perform such a traumatic sacrifice again.
  • It's been asked before, but no. Hibiki has no relationship with Teppei Houjou. And really, just hearing his 'exploits' can make her explode and yell that he's embarrassing her with the same surname. Until she received the help of one Satoko Houjou to kick his butt.
  • At one point, Kanade was shocked that there's this muscular Spartan-like warrior, Pantheon, walking to her house. When asked about his business in the house, she was surprised that Pantheon actually asks her to teach him how to make tasty cupcakes for his 'dream profession' as a baker. Glad that's out with, Kanade willingly taught him her recipe of determination, because reaching out for dreams is very important.
  • Both Hibiki and Kanade are bit conflicted about Himeko Kurusugawa & Chikane Himemiya, more about latter. This is because of Chikane raping Himeko so she would hate her enough to kill her so she could die in Himeko's place. It's a very touchy subject for all four.
  • Ellen was once ascended as the Good Counterpart to I-No's Musical Assassin. The two still clash despite losing the title.
  • Ellen was once an enemy towards Hibiki and Kanade until she made a turn for good. This makes her very close to fellow Precure Setsuna Higashi and Regina who also were bad until they became good.
    • This also makes her very sympathetic towards other deities who change to good like Mitsuzane Kureshima.
  • Ellen once visit the House of Love and ran into Peko Pekoyama, who mistook her for Junko Enoshima and tried to attack her. Thankfully, that was cleared up, but it left her with a massive hatred of Monokuma.
  • Occasionally, she can be seen reading in the House of Knowledge, although most of the books are on how to not act like a cat.
  • Ako was once a former follower of Koneko Toujou before ascending into the Pantheon. The two are still close, and occasionally meet with each other in the House of Music.
  • Kanade knows that Ako is currently dating her younger brother Souta. Even the other ascended Pretty Cures are impressed with that one to the point of Squeeing. This cause Ako to blush furiously.
  • Due to some similarities between them, she's on good terms with Chibiusa Tsukino, and occasionally spends time with Mamoru Chiba due to both of them playing semi-similar roles in the past.
  • Black Star isn't sure why Ako thinks that he sounds kind of familiar
  • Upon hearing about the ascension about an old man called Väinämöinen and his feats of magical music, they feared that he might try to do something for them. However, he had no intention to harm them or anything like that, and even acts as a sort of mentor for them. If only they would understand him most of the time...

    The Aquabats 
The Aquabats!, Gods of the Superhero Band

    Trent Reznor 
Trent Reznor, God of Industrial Metal

    Voltaire 
Voltaire, God of the Neo-Victorian Gypsy Pirate Vaudeville Band (and Gothic Country) (Aurelio Voltaire Hernandez)
  • Lesser God (Intermediate God if he taps into the power of the Vorutanian Key Blade)
  • Symbols: His Top Hat or the Vorutanian Key Blade
  • Domains: Goth, Steampunk, Acoustics
  • Portfolio: Perky Goth, Dashing Hispanic, Nice Hat, Badass Beard, Coming to celebrate on Friday the 13th, being accompanied by an extraterrestrial bear named Deady, going from Goth to Children and Country songs
  • Allies: Artix Von Krieger, Sora
  • Followers: Donna Lynch and Steven Archer, Cab Calloway, Orville Deadenbacker (actually more like a Vitriolic Best Bud).
  • Ascended into the Pantheon once he received his own place known as "Voltaire Town". There, he guides people to play through all the Friday the 13th events he goes through with Artix and holds concerts and costumes for any and all visitors. Meets up with Artix every Friday the 13th to fight down bad guys in the name of Lore.
    • These events so far included a trip to Skull Punch Island, a concert celebrating the Day of the Dead, a trip to find the legendary Vorutanian Key Blade, fighting off a giant mechanical girl while riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano, and fighting off the Beastmaker of the Neverworld. With the coming of September 13th, 2013, he's preparing another event that will somehow involve Pirates.
  • His weapon is the Vorutanian Key Blade which is in no relation to the other Keyblade of note.
    • Speaking of which, Sora heard about the Keyblade and once challenged Voltaire into a fight. Voltaire's ability to shadow step thanks to the Keyblade helped him keep up with the more experienced fighter. After which, Sora decided to train Voltaire in the ways of his Keyblade so that he could easily defend himself when time comes.
  • Has once ridden on a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children. It was awesome.
    • He has even started a band of Black Unicorn Riders to follow him wherever he goes.
    • Princess Luna has actually chased him once while he was riding that black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano. Her only response to it was that, "The fun has been doubled!"
  • Once met up with Mandy and performed songs known as "In the Land of the Dead" and "Brains!" for her. Sources say that Mandy put him on her "Do not kill now" list.
  • Is very popular amongst Gods that are Evil due to his song "When You're Evil", which becomes a smash-hit and must have for all Gods of Evil. Naturally, he's very annoyed by this.
  • Stays away from Coop at all times and vice versa. Mostly due to the fact that Coop is from New Jersey (where Voltaire grew up and hates talking about it) and due to the fact that Voltaire also wrote a song describing said hate which is known as "Bomb New Jersey."
  • Once when Yotsuba complained about monsters in her bed, Voltaire sang "Goodnight Demon Slayer" to her. Yotsuba fell asleep immediately after that. Everyone else went "Awww...."
    • Since there are many children who listen to his music, he crafted an album specifically for them called Spooky Songs for Creepy Kids so as to deter them away from his other adult-oriented songs.
  • Is usually accompanied by a corpse dressed in a nice suit named Orville Deadenbacker, who snarks at everything he says.
  • Is actually a big fan of many of the Star Trek gods in the Pantheon, although he still questions some of their decisions as noted in his song "The U.S.S Make Shit Up"
  • Performed this for Mami Tomoe's birthday. She admitted it was pretty catchy.
  • When he heard that Sora and Riku needed his Keyblade expertise for the Friendship Asylum, he agreed to help out. After learning that Artix von Krieger is also going in, the two have teamed up to face the asylum's darkness. When the Iron Giant crushed Takatora, Voltaire was able to quickly get him to safety.

    Weird Al Yankovic 
"Weird Al" Yankovic, God of Affectionate Parody Music (Cheese Sandwich, Wreck-Gar)
Regular Al
Cheese Sandwich 
Wreck-Gar 
  • Dare To Be Stupid
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: An Accordion.
  • Portfolio: "Weird Al" Effect, Satire, Parody and Pastiche, Those Who Are White And Nerdy
  • Domain: Parody, Accordions.
  • Allies: Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, Coolio (after a long rivalry), Pinkie Pie, Optimus Prime
  • Opposed by: Eminem, Prince
  • If there's a song to be written, Weird Al will find a way to make it funny by changing the words to include easy-to-recognize pop-culture references. He scoffs at the Friedberg/Seltzer directing team for taking the shotgun approach to parody by throwing out unrelated references to see what sticks.
  • He also has the magic ability to turn nearly any song into some form of polka mix. all he needs is his divine accordion.
  • Morrigan Aensland once tried to seduce him, but when he noticed that one of her teeth was 0.0019 milimeters smaller than the others, he simply replied with the following line before calmly walking away: "You're close, but no cigar!".
  • Al is, however polite enough to ask before he parodies the work of someone else in the House of Music, even though the Higher Gods agreed he isn't legally obligated to. Usually this is considered a high honor, as Weird Al normally doesn't parody a song unless its enormously popular. Different deities have different feelings about his making parodies of his work, though. For example, Michael Jackson always found him Actually Pretty Funny, and is happy to allow him to continue to parody his work. However, Eminem snubbed him, and instead Weird Al did a scathing parody interview.
  • Al has been petitioning to get his pet Harvey the Wonder Hamster ascended as God of Hamsters, but no luck so far.
  • His temple is modeled after the set of The Weird Al Show, and is situated twenty miles below the Earth's surface.
  • A pony version of him known as Cheese Sandwich can sometimes be seen. This version of Al hangs out with the Equestrian gods, particularly Pinkie Pie, to make amazing parties.
    • A Transformer known as Wreck-Gar has also hanged out, who has been trying to find his purpose in life. One thing is for sure, everyone knows that Wreck-Gar "dares to be stupid."

    Yui Hirasawa 
Yui Hirasawa, Airheaded Muse of Guitars
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Gitah (A Gibson Les Paul electric guitar)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Porfolio: Fuwa Fuwa Time, Fude Pen Ball Pen, U&I, High School bands, Woman Children, Beatles expies
  • Domains: Good Hearted Idiocy and Talent disproportionate to intelligence, Tastes Like Diabetes, Puni Plush, Cakes and Tea
  • Allies: Houkago Tea Time, The Beatles, Orihime Inoue, Lucia Nanami, Eureka, Mikuru Asahina, Hinata Hyuga, Chihiro Kosaka, Marilyn Manson, Histoire, Akane Inuwaka, Yui Kirigaya, Arche Klein
  • Opposed by: Dethklok, Anal Cunt, I-No
  • Shares a special relationship with Orihime Inoue, being that they are in the same house plus the fact that they have the same English voice actress.
  • With her ascension, the Stephanie Sheh quartet, currently consisting of Hinata Hyuga and Mikuru Asahina in the House of Love, Eureka in the House of Travel, and Orihime Inoue in the House of Music, was revamped to the Stephanie Sheh quintet.
  • For some weird reason, Dethklok absolutely hates her band Hokago Tea Time and their music due to their subject matter, believeing that their sugary cuteness will completely whitewash anything that's "Black", "Deth" and "Brutal" in music into "Light", "Life" and "Sugaryness", plus that their music and popularity will eventually dethrone Dethklok's influence as a global musical superpower. Already Hokago Tea Time has driven away Dethklok's influence in Japan, and is making their way across Asia, North America, Australia & New Zealand, and Europe. Being that their origin was serialized on a Seinen magazine (target age group is Males 18-35, the exact same age group as Dethklok's audience), plus their light-hearted music enabling it to cater to a younger audience (which again, Dethklok has the exact same Periphery Demographic as theirs due to the fact that many teenagers watch their concerts and buy their albums) only makes things seem worse for Dethklok. The biggest reason as to why Dethklok hates them is how radically different Dethklok's personality is compared to Hokago Tea Time's. Whereas Hokago Tea Time members can be childish at time yet are good-hearted and aren't dysfunctional, Dethklok members on the other hand are completely amoral, verging onto being borderline Sociopaths, and are completely inept at anything beyond doing music.
  • For the reasons stated above, Nathan Explosion, Dethklok's leader, is currently trying to have a Battle of the Bands between Dethklok and Hokago Team Time set up, which is currently pending for approval by Wiz, Boomstick, Charles Offdensen and Ronnie James Dio, which will prove if Dethklok or Hokago Tea Time reign supreme as a global musical superpower, plus whether Hokago Tea Time's Light, Life and Sugaryness or Dethklok's Death, Darkness and Bleakness reign supreme in the music industry.
  • When she met up with Chihiro after her ascension in the House of Personal Appearance, she offered her guitar lessons, as well as a trip to the nearby music shop to let her pick her guitar. Yui was apparently surprised when Chihiro picked a pink Fender Mustang instead of a Gibson Les Paul (the same type as her 'giitah' that she lent to her during training.) She still hopes that both their respective bands would eventually have time to jam together, more so now with Deathlok teaming up with Anal Cunt to take on HTT.
  • Teaching Yui from the Alfheim Online servers how to play the guitar; Yui loves the little girl to pieces not just because she is small and cute and shares her name, but because when they speak in English they sound surprisingly similar.
  • The only problem was that she actually forgot to tell her fellow band members about this.