Pantheon / Family
aka: Children And Siblings


The House of Family is literally a massive house that can accommodate the entire "family". Each member gets their own room, but due to a misunderstanding with the House of Craft, there is only one bathroom in the entire house which leads to monumental clashes that have left entire universes shattered. As a result, this family ranks among one of the most dysfunctional one would ever meet, and the other deities wonder what keeps them all together under the same roof. There have been so many claims of domestic abuse and other disturbances that the House of Defense has officially stopped taking calls related to this House. The few members of the 501st that are Darth Vader's personal guard try and keep everything intact, but it never works, which makes that job the most disliked in the entire Legion.

There are currently talks about filming a Reality Television series here.

    open/close all folders 

The Heroic Protectors of Family

Mufasa, Vanished God of Absent Fathers, Former God of Distant, Loving Fathers
  • Theme Music: Remember, according to those who have seen his spirit
  • Greater God, for his last appearance
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Symbol: Pride Rock, and a really big pawprint
  • Portfolio: Reasonable Authority, Showing Up At The Last Moment To Save The Day, Conspicuous Absence Of The Ability To Return From The Dead, Addressing Carnivore Confusion, Approval Of Children, Advice After Death.
  • Domain: Nobility, Strength, Leadership
  • Son: Simba
  • Enemies: Scar
  • A son of Aslan, Mufasa ruled his territories wisely and well, in those misty times before the formation of this House. He was overthrown and murdered by his brother Scar, but all evidence says that it was "an accident".
  • Unlike most of the other gods, he could not be resurrected by Virtuous. Nor could his spirit carry on as other gods' do - he was never seen walking the savanna and conversing. Instead, the lion manifested for brief periods in the sky, encouraging his children.
  • Records from that time are incomplete, but The Question has a theory about what happened then. Apparently, after some cataclysmic disaster the at-the-time God of Heroes was near dissolution and could only be saved by the infusion of another god's spirit, one of the greatest sacrifices in the Pantheon. And Mufasa made it, believing that there "was still good in him". Most gods who subscribe to this theory are of the opinion that the lion was wrong. Vader has his voice, and very little else.
    • However, after Anakin's redemption, there have been quite a few people who've reversed their feelings, though not publicly due to needing to maintain Anakin's cover.
  • Whatever did happen, Mufasa hasn't been seen regularly. Many wept for his return, though for now, they have to make do with Simba and the occasional sky vision.

    Yu Narukami 
Yu Narukami, God of Kind Brotherhood (Narukami-kun, Souji Seta, The Sister-Complex Kingpin of Steel, Mr. Perfect, The Protagonist, P4 Hero, Senpai, Big Bro, Mr. Accomplice)
  • Intermediate God, Greater God when using Izanagi-No-Okami
  • Theme Music: Reach Out to the Truth -Reincarnation Version- and P4 Arena Mix
  • Symbol: His glasses beside a katana
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Big Brother Instinct, Cool Big Bros, Personas, Wild Cards, beating up the goddess of death Izanami, snarking, calming people the hell down, those who help others face their Shadow Archetypes before facing their own, being one hell of a cook.
  • Mentors: Philemon, Igor
  • Allies:
  • Uneasy Alliances With: Lucifer, Metatron, Darth Vader, Tohru Adachi
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The Magical Girl Sisterhood (one-sided)
  • Enemies: Izanami, Nyarlathotep, the Psycho Rangers (particularly Psycho Red), Monokuma and his Mastermind, Izaya Orihara, Yoshikage Kira
  • Despises: Itachi Uchiha
  • The nicer counterpart of Byakuya Kuchiki, although the latter doesn't think so highly of him. Didn't stop Yu to eventually form a Social Link with him, and eventually when Byakuya was heavily wounded and needed recovery after being attacked by the Vandenreich, he entrusts that Yu can also protect things he held dear in his absence. Yu just nodded.
  • They may not be true siblings, but don't ever try to harm his adorable mortal cousin-sister Nanako Dojima, lest his wrath be swift and unforgiving. Teamed up with Matt Hardy in that regard, seeing as Matt is also protective of his younger brother, Jeff.
  • Recent events suggest he is being jerked around by Nyarlathotep. Though it turned out that the real around what Nyarlathotep did was pretend like he possibly was Malevolent Entity, where in reality, the real Malevolent Entity was a deity called Hi-no-Kagutsuchi.
  • Has a knack of making people, followers or gods alike calm down. This caused him to be viewed as a great ally by Bright Noah, whereas they work on in repairing wrongly placed emotions with Yu trying to calm people down, but if it fails, Bright steps in, Bright slaps, problem solved.
    • Needless to say, this ended up coming in handy following the Investigation Team's discovery of a possible future where their own collective overconfidence costs Yosuke, Chie and Naoto their lives.
  • Has a great amount of respect for Tatsuya Suou, Maya Amano, and Minato Arisato, and how they saved the world.
  • Is one of the few people to read through the tales of the House of Cullen. Yu is considered as one of the most diligent Gods for that, though he admits that the tale is… ploddingly written and is almost physically painful to read.
  • Having played the bass guitar when he was mortal (though he's no slouch with the trumpet, either), will occasionally visit the House of Music to polish his skills and even practice as a band alongside his teammates… when lead singer Rise isn't being interrupted by I-No.
  • Has some problems dealing with both Lelouch and Izaya for different reasons (aside from the fact that the three sound so similar. Lelouch respects Yu for his protection of his younger cousin (although Yu would never go to such extremes like Lelouch would), and because Izaya sounds similar to him and Adachi.
    • What's also strange is that their closest friends; Yosuke, Suzaku, and Shinra respectively, also sound similar.
    • Then he's also gotten some weird looks from Dr. Tommy Oliver for sounding similar to a Power Ranger who went by the name of "Adam."
  • One of Yu's abilities is to summon Asura to aid him. While in his universe it was an unrelated sun god's avatar, the one he's gained the power to call after ascending is the same one who's rapidly risen to fame for being one of the worst gods you could possibly piss off. Asura himself gladly lends Yu and his friends his power after seeing his love for Cousin Nanako and everyone else he protects.
  • Under Madoka's request, Yu began working with the Investigation Team to see if the Witches can be turned into Personas. As it turns out, they can: Sayaka Miki now wields the Persona Oktavia, and used it to great effect during the Great Upheaval. The other Puella Magi began signing up in droves, and Yu and his friends were hailed as heroes among them. Unfortunately, Yu's connection to Lucifer has damaged his reputation: as soon as the Sisterhood found out, they declared they would rather turn into witches than work with him. Yu has attempted to avoid using Lucifer nowadays if possible.
    • He is being aided in repairing his relationship with the Sisterhood by Madoka herself, who has begged her followers to be reasonable: this whole 'anyone even remotely related to Lucifer is evil' thing is really getting out of hand! It's worked somewhat: out of respect for her, many of Madoka's apostles have decided to give Yu a second chance.
  • Jokingly said that one of the first turning points that he received his power, and eventually his Godhood, was that he heard this voice while staring to the TV: "THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND INTO THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!"
  • Dislikes Itachi due to his over the top behavior towards his little brother, Sasuke.
  • Was shocked when hearing that Izanami managed to ascend into Pantheon. Where he is not certain if she is going to do anything for the time being, he is ready to face her if he is needed.
  • Yu recently became friends with Beat over how they're both protective older brother figures. Rhyme gets along with him too, and has stated that sometimes the two remind her of the other, when they're together.
  • Yu has also become friends with Judai Yuki, being under the impresion that Judai was a Persona User. He cited Judai's frequent comparisons to The Fool, his summoning of Monsters through Cards and just about anything that happened in his third year as evidence but Judai quickly denied it. Though he was quite amazed and relieved that they were very similar since becoming a Not Quite Human had left him with a Lonely at the Top complex.
    • Yu once tried to create a Social Link with him for that reason. Hilarity Ensues when they discovered that Judai's possible Social Link was The Fool (to Judai's chagrin) that Yu didn't really need. But it didn't manner to them, as they were very grateful to have a new friend.
  • Became friends with Josuke after both had heard of each other's stories and powers, and Yu now wants to help him take down Kira.
  • Yu doesn't think highly of Monokuma due to his evil nature and resemblance to Teddie.

    Jin Kazama 
Jin Kazama, God of Those Who Fight Evil Parents (Child of Destiny, Devil Jin, DJ)
Devil Jin 

    Mary Poppins 
Mary Poppins, Goddess of Magical Nannies
  • Leitmotif: "Feed the Birds".
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her outline holding aloft her flying umbrella.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Magical Nanny, Bag of Holding, The Comically Serious, Crazy-Prepared, Dish Dash, Full-Name Basis, Reverse Psychology (via song), Inexplicably Awesome, Magical Guardian, Parasol of Prettiness, Proper Lady, Refuge in Audacity, Speaks Fluent Animal, Sugar and Ice Personality, Younger Than They Look.
  • Domain: Children, Magic, Kindness, Friendship.
  • Allies: Fluttershy, just about every (good) parent in the Pantheon, Miss Frizzle, Willy Wonka
  • Followers: Maria Von Trapp (who look very similar), Nanny McPhee, Jo Frost, Shary Bobbins (tragically, she flew into a jet plane turbine and died.)
  • Enemies: Vicky, Lord Voldemort (as of 2012), any abusive parents.
  • The official nanny for the House of Family, and her talents and no-nonsense attitude have helped both good and evil family members.
  • Has used her mastery of reverse psychology, often via song, to outwit the greatest villains in the Pantheon.
  • No child, no matter how rambunctious, villainous or crazy they are, has ever got the best of Mary Poppins. This includes the likes of Hansel and Gretel, childhood-era Johan Liebert and Lucy, Yuno Gasai and Alice
  • Several people have attempted to discover the secrets of her magic carpet bag. Naruto crawled his way into the bag, followed by Hinata Hyuga to retrieve him. It took three days for Mary Poppins to find them and remove them from the bag. The SCP Foundation requested to examine the bag, but Mary Poppins refused to co-operate.
  • There has been some speculation that she is actually a Time Lord considering her bag's depth and some her powers and influence. The Doctor has made no comment on the rumours.
  • Mary Poppins made enemies of Lord Voldemort after she used clone magic and intercepted his invasion of the 2012 Summer Olympics. Voldemort has declared vengeance on her. Mary Poppins responded with "I wish you all the best of luck."
  • Along with Carl Fredricksen's leitmotif, no God in the House of Music is allowed to play "Feed the Birds" due to the last performance causing every god to not only cry a river that nearly caused the Pantheon to be flooded, but also because they began to give so much food to the Aviary-based Gods that many of them gained a few pounds.
  • The Warner Brothers deities don't want to be near her after a similar nanny annoyed them.
  • Is quite ashamed that her author, P.L. Travers, hated the film, and all gods in the pantheon that are either Disney or animatednote . In fact, she's even bonded with Willy Wonka over having their most famous adaptations being hated by their original authors.
  • She usually just rolls her eyes whenever she heard The Nostalgia Critic parodies her song when it comes to shitty movies: "Iiiiit's Supercrapafuckarifficexpialibullshit!..."

The Child Abuse Supporters

    Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader 
Anakin Skywalker, God of Blood-Relations Reveals, the Archnemesis Dad and Commander of The Legion (Darth Vader, Little Ani, Skyguy, The Jedi's Morning Star, The Hero With No Fear, The Chosen One)
Anakin (Clone Wars Era), Vader (Empire Era)
  • House: Family
  • Theme Song: "The Imperial March".
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His Black Helmet.
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil as Darth Vader, Chaotic Good as Anakin Skywalker
  • Portfolio: Paternal Revelations, Mysterious Parents, Big No Screamers, Mind Probing, Spoilers Everybody Knows, Creepy Life-Support Breathing, Lightsabers, Anti Villains, Breakout Characters, Fallen Heroes, Redemption Equals Death.
  • Domains: Corruption, Darkness, Destiny, Law, Evil, Redemption.
  • Allies as Vader: Golbez, Homura Akemi, Char Aznable.
  • Alies as Anakin: Mufasa, Naruto Uzumaki, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Judai "Jaden" Yuki.
  • Enemies: Sheev Palpatine (his former master during his time as Darth Vader), Red Skull, Scar, Lucifer.
  • Special Relationships: Padmé Amidala (his wife), Luke Skywalker (his son), Leia Organa/Skywalker (his daughter), Ahsoka Tano (his padawan).
  • Rivals: Doctor Doom
  • He ascended after redeeming himself and killing the Emperor. Sadly, he must once again wear his Vader armor solely because people like him better that way. As a result of this revelation, NO was heard all across the Pantheon. Even though it was a scream of genuine anger and anguish, most people just interpreted it as "Do Not Want".
  • Is not amused to be part of the Child Abusers. Luke had still proved afterwards that he still had some good left inside after all, even when he himself thought it was too late for him.
  • For those who desire to watch an abridged version of his fall from and return to good, he has recommended watching these videos.
  • Since he became a part of the House of Defense, Vader spends more and more time away from this House. Working under a flag-covered soldier and directing his troops with a too-soft hand once would have been beneath him, but these days it seems far preferable to enduring Scar's smirk at the dinner table.
  • Ozai is one of his most devoted followers. The rest of the gods (save Zuko) take amusement in hearing both converse, as it's like watching a bizarre version of a Star Wars film.
  • When the Emperor ascended, Vader once more swore fealty. This however is only a lie as he's secretly against him, giving information to the House of Defense, to help stop his former Sith Master. He also made his troops loyal to him before their Emperor; he has made sure of that.
  • Every time Palpatine makes a new plan, Vader secretly gives the information to the GUAG.
  • In spite of the feud he and Luke had, he would never think of allying himself with Ghetsis. This rage also extendes to Teppei Houjou after the reveal of his implied sexual abuse of Satako in Tatagoroshi-hen. Even if he was still an evil father, he still had standards. Needless to say, Teppei was given a fatal Force Grip, then given a lightsaber dismemberment. Since then, he has taken Satako under his guard after she ascended.
  • He has made an enemy out of Red Skull ever since he rapped against Hitler and then froze him in Carbonite.
  • Anakin was glad that when he as Darth Vader and Yoda raced over the weapon of Soul Edge, neither one of them claimed it, for he feared if he did grab the sword, thinks would've went much worse for the galaxy.
  • He discovered that Judai was once an Evil Overlord like him.
    • Judai explained why he become one and how he redeemed himself from it. They developed a surprising good friendship; before they left Judai made Anakin promise not to lose his good self when he's pretending to be the evil Darth Vader. He promised with determined eyes.
  • Things got awkward with the events of "The Great Upheaval" given that Gen Urobuchi has compared Homura to Vader. He is deeply sorry for his inadvertent role in it, which amounts to an attempt to Pet the Dog that went horribly wrong due to Homura's circumstances hitting too close to home. Lucifer is now a high priority target for Vader due to what he did to Homura being eerily similar to what Palpatine did to him. In order to atone for it, he has cast his lot with the "Rebellion" faction of "The Pantheonic Rebellion", ordering the 501st to turn on "Regime" troops when the timing is right. He is now making his move against Palpatine.
    • Also, he doesn't find YHVH to be any better than either Lucifer or Palpatine, even if desiring order is something they have in common.
  • He has recently been called in for a Death Battle against Doctor Doom. He doesn't seem to care too much. He lost in a respectably close fight, though he did prove that Doom's Doombots were no match for him in combat. Still, he did not appreciate being killed in a volcano, even if his own limitations were to be expected. However, it's rumored that he actually survived when an opponent getting killed was normally a requirement. Doom apparently failed to truly kill him, but came close enough to be declared the winner. Only Anakin/Vader knows the truth of his own fate.

Scar, God of Evil Uncles and Evil Brothers (Taka, Groundshaker)
  • Theme Song: Be Prepared
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His Scar
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Villain Songs, Manipulative Bastards, The Evil Prince, Evil Uncles, Evil Brothers, Taking Protagonist Deaths For Granted, Disproportionate Retribution
  • Domain: Evil, Nobility, Trickery, Stealth, Strength, Lions
  • Followers: Arthur Burns, Schniezel el Britannia, King Claudius
  • Allies: Vergil Sparda, Bi-Han/Noob Saibot, Ghetsis Harmonia, Relius Clover, Lady Tremaine, Napoleon
  • Enemies: Simba, Mufasa, Timon & Pumbaa, Bernkastel, Rika Furude, Shion Sonozaki, Terra Branford, Bryan Mills, Jak, Daxter, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Carmelita Fox, Aslan, Genjuro Kazanari, Arturia Pendragon, Caesar, Gardevoir & Gallade, Illidan Stormrage, James Henry Trotter
  • Herald: Zira
  • In the early days of the Pantheon, Scar and Mufasa resided within the House of Family together. However, Scar became jealous of his brother and later staged a plan against him. It ended with Mufasa now dead and Scar pinning the on one of the gods who was a witness of the tragedy at the time. Said god later cleared his name, but the tragedy struck deep to others who have first heard of it when it happened.
  • Scar staged an Evil Plan to alienate Darth Vader from his worshipers and take control of much of Vader's power. However, he still hasn't learned to actually kill his enemies, so another reversal is possible.
  • Loves to lord over his fellow Disney villains that he's the most successful of them by hanging on to power for years before his gruesome death
  • Scar is one of the few beings in the universe to turn into a Heartless and retain his original appearance, though it was vanquished not long afterwards by Sora and Simba. It was said that even Master Xehanort couldn't believe this.
    • The Court of the Guards have since sent out the Delta Cops to not only find his Nobody, but also to find his widow Zira, who's rumored to be planning revenge.
  • Many animal gods in the pantheon are told to be cautious around Scar and his hyena army, due to their desire to eat them. They nearly succeeded with Daxter before, who was saved in time by Jak.
  • Recently, his more violent counterpart (and former high priest), Bi-Han/Noob Saibot managed to get a proper position in the pantheon.
  • While Arturia Pendragon is known to have an affinity for lions, she finds Scar to be an absolutely terrible being due to him being murderous and self-centered.
  • There have been rumors that Vergil Sparda is taking the title of Evil Brothers from him. Scar himself has stated that Vergil isn't taking the title from him anytime soon, as Vergil is too busy training to be stronger. That said, the two are on decent terms with each other.
  • He originally had The Evil Prince when the House of Royalty was first formed, but the title was revoked upon investigation that he was not an effective ruler to hold the title. Scar wasn't pleased to hear this.
  • Ghetsis has looked at how Scar emotionally abused Simba and is considering recruiting him for a group of Abusive Parents. Scar is looking at it with interest.
  • Do NOT mention Mufasa's name in front of Scar.
    I'm TEN times the king Mufasa was!
  • Caesar doesn't like Scar that much, as the lion's actions remind Caesar of Koba did to his own group.
  • As mentioned, Scar can turn into a Heartless and retain his original appearance. That and his abusive actions towards Simba have earned him the ire of Gardevoir and Gallade.
    • Scar has heard rumors of Lady Tremaine and her daughters becoming Heartless after their deaths. While Scar hasn't commented on that, he has already allied with her.
  • He's had a recent growing dislike towards the Demon Hunter Illidan Stormrage. Apparently Scar really likes his song, but whenever his song is about to blare and Illidan was nearby to hear it, he'll get disgusted about a certain 'hyena' incident, and tells him off about letting Simba loose on him and overpower him, then the hyenas attacking him, in other words, "Be Prepared? YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!" Scar prefers to think that Illidan was just being jealous that at least he could kill off his goody-two-shoes brother instead of being one-upped all the time.
  • My anger has grown for far too long!

    Ghetsis Harmonia 
Ghetsis Harmonia, God of Abusive Parents (Dennis, G-Cis, Geechisu, Gaycheese)

    Heihachi Mishima 
Heihachi Mishima, Patron God of Trying to Kill One's Children (The King of Iron Fist, Mishima Zaibatsu Mastermind)
Click here  to see Heihachi when on his age reversing drug'

Alternative Title(s): Children And Siblings