There's the Good Gods, there's the Neutral Gods, there's the Evil Gods and then there's these (not) Gods... There are those who have ascended to the Tropes Pantheon, but for all the wrong reasons. Some are too perfect to be true, impossible to like, or undeservedly hogging the spotlight. There's the irredeemably stupid, the total jerks, and those who gave the world "creative" works that never should have seen the light of day. Reaching unprecedented levels of notoriety, ill-deserved fame and/or hate turns these wretched creatures into twisted reflections of the true Pantheon. Normally, those who ascend this way are quickly judged in the Court of the Gods, and given a sentence even worse than demotion to The Fallen. Banished from the Pantheon and kicked out of the gates (although the more dignified Disgraces are allowed to walk), they are left to wander the wastelands, until they discover some chance at redemption. At least that's how it used to be. Several of the first gods eventually agreed to form an alliance, pushing their territories together to form the kingdom of Mary Suetopia. And under the iron-fisted rule of King Edward Cullen and Queen Bella Swan, their Kingdom has grown to become a shiny, advanced paradise, where nothing is wanted for, and each God twists their territory into their own vision of utopia. Through promises of territory, power and vengeance, increasing numbers of the gods have sworn loyalty to the royalty, becoming the Court of Twisted Perfection and the Thirteen Knights of Mary Suetopia. And that's not all — their numbers are growing, scraping the bottom of the barrel of bad Fan Fiction, the targets of snark and other things that most of the world would rather forget. It should also be noted that Mary Suetopia is actually a prison and the whole kingdom is nothing more than a delusion created by it's inhabitants. They're far from the most unified bunch, prone to rivalry, infighting, and getting on each others' nerves (though it's not like the other Houses can talk), but their combined vanity, lack of allies, and thirst for revenge on the true Pantheon unites them. They're rising in prominence as enemies of the alliances of both Good, Evil, Law, and Chaos, although some say the presence of such Gods as Lance Vance, and the inherent failure that they have in common dooms them to failure no matter how hard they try. It's not like you'll ever get most of them to admit it, but still. Recently, the one who codified and gave a name to the Mary Sue concept, Lieutenant Mary Sue, got redeemed. They aren't happy with that and are currently trying to bring her back to Mary Suetopia. She continues to refuse to this day, and has sworn herself as an enemy to the Disgraces for all eternity. And Gilligan just got redeemed, this situation is getting bad for the Disgraces themselves. Also, with the transition of Mara Jade to Purgatory, not one member of this domain can enter the Pantheon proper without an escort from the Pantheon. It has gotten worse since Kaldor Draigo, potentially the strongest knight in Suetopia, has ascended to Purgatory before anyone could brainwash him, severely hindering their chances of conquest, along with Sagi Tsukino, with the Disgraces now lacking a proper scapegoat to pick on and blame, leaving them to pick upon one another. Despite how many times they've been evicted by force, they just keep trying... Things have gotten worse for them due to a god named Uncle Howee, who loves to come by every now and then to "play" with many of the abusive parents and bullies of the House (which there are a lot of). Uncle Howee can seemingly bypass the Disgraces from leaving their land due to transforming them into powerless marionettes for his TV show. Unsurprisingly, it's a huge hit with many gods. It's become so popular for all of the GUAC, GUAG, GUAE, and GUAL to declare peace to watch one of Howee's shows and just have a good time. To add to their misfortune their are forced to Excalibur's (ﺧ益ﺨ) five hour story time. And the final nail to their coffins: One of their former inhabitants, The Duck Hunt Dog, has ascended to the Pantheon proper, laughing at all of them for eternity. It should be noted that Goku, Naruto Uzumaki and Kouta Kazuraba are deemed ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN to visit this ignoble place, thanks to their ability to forgive anything regardless of how many Moral Event Horizons they may cross. Lest Operation Axe To The Face becomes a reality. REMEMBER: As much as some of us would want it, please remember NOT to add any Real Life examples into this less than honorable House. Too much of a risk for drama, arguments, whining, general bullcrap, and whatnot.
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The GuideMary Suetopia's connection to the rest of the Pantheon. It's not a pleasant task, but someone has to do it.
Virgil, Guide to the Damned (Poet, Publius Vergilius Maro)
The Border GuardThe one who makes sure that none of the Disgraced try to sneak into the Pantheon.
The Black Cleaver
The Black Cleaver, Gatekeeper Between The Pantheon and Suetopia