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In , the Outlander, Sir Roderick, is known in full as "Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom, the Magnificent Bastard".
Jade Empire gives us Nefentitiri Radames Ampenhetep Iruiktanas Antikoseus Puto Remaios Kureakias Dimetirios Farasmuseian Ishak Saraj Amenenuhet Tatomes Hatshepsut Toto Ank Amen Hortez VI's son, Hortez VII.
Suikoden III Venuncio, a minor villain from , introduces himself as "Klabberdeen Klotchsniffer Leetzlewiffle Poopiewouffen von Venuncio Krakenlichter Ratchetface XIV"... Popful Mail but you can call him 'Lord Venuncio'. It doesn't really mean anything, but it's funny to say.
The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt from the video games, Earthworm Jim cartoon and comics. And to a lesser extent, Professor Monkey-For-A-Head, a scientist with a primate (Monkey Professor-For-A-Head) grafted to his skull.
Haggis McMutton, a burly scotsman in , is actually named The Curse of Monkey Island Heart, Liver And Kidneys Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton. His parents were expecting a girl.
Then brings us Admiral Ricardo Luigi Pierre M'Bengu Chang Nehru O'Hara Casaba III. His family has widely dispersed in-laws.
Escape from Monkey Island Also, has Joaquin Jocinto De Meara Alphonso D'Oro, known as just "Joaquin D'Oro". Guybrush is convinced about D'Oro's name that he thinks he should be called " Tales of Monkey Island D'Oro the Explorer" (Guybrush's hand slaps him for it).
In , there is just one boss that constantly calls one of the party members, Princess Ashe, by her full name, 'Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca'. However, it does help contribute to his Final Fantasy XII Hammy moments, so it can be forgiven.
has Persona 3 Ambiguously Gay French Foreign Exchange student Andre Roland Jean Gérard, or Bebe for short.
Spell My Name with an "S" and the "L/R problem" gives us the alternative "Andre Laurent Jean Gireux", which is somehow even more French. And you still can't logically get Bebe from it.
King Dedede lengthened his boss fight moniker throughout the Kirby series. Starting with Masked Dedede in Super Star Ultra, became Masked Dedede's Revenge in Triple Deluxe, and Masked Dedede's Revenge DX when fought in the True Arena from the same game.
Mass Effect Salarians have rather long full names. In order, they are the salarian's homeworld, nation, city, district, clan name and given name. A salarian NPC on Noveria introduces himself as Rannadril Ghan Swa Fulsoom Karaten Narr Eadi Bel Anoleis.
While not as extreme as salarian names, quarian names can be rather lengthy; for example, Tali's full name in the second game is "Tali'Zorah vas Neema nar Rayya", meaning "Tali of Clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema, born on the starship Rayya." At one point in the third game she admits that quarian naming conventions can get confusing even to quarians.
's Gregorio Siegfried Wilhelm III.
Gitaroo Man Mika Kuouzumiaiginsusutakeizumonokamimeichoujin from the eroge Resort Boin. That's the longest Japanese surname I've ever seen.
In , Will's full name is William Terri Luce Andrew Karick Johnathan Toriji Hams Reding Roger Sazak Annick Primus Junior Darshaniack the third.
Harvest Moon In (yes, yes, it doesn't exist), the Eternal Ones' name consists of their entire DNA sequence, and drives anything that tries to process it to insanity. This includes computers. "Eternal Ones" is taken from the beginning of their name, and translates to every language of every species in existence. Philosophers suspect that Someone's taking the piss.
Star Control III We get this information, by the way, from the Daktaklakpak. Long in its own way, compared to such species as the VUX or Utwig.
The previous games also had the Ariloulaleelay, from the planet Falayalaralfali.
Jorge Garcia of 's real name is Jorge Raoul Luis Garcia III.
Backyard Sports In , Natalia's full name is Natalia Luzu Kimlasca Lanvaldear.
Tales of the Abyss And in and Talesof Destiny 2 Tales of Graces there's Tremorous Celestial Sundering Shredding Light of Cyclonic Butchery.
Also in , sometimes after a battle Anise will use her full title as one of these. If Guy is in the party he will say her full title is "way too long".
Talesof The Abyss In Ketsui, a Bullet Hell by Cave, the True Final Boss's full name is Master Light Wings Close Range Support Cruel Battle Machine Evaccania DOOM.
The adventure mode in has an NPC named "Dick the-most-ridiculously-long-name-in-the-world the Shopkeeper". The adventure mode is activated and played using the game's console, and that every time you need to talk/attack someone, you need to write the command followed by their full name. You can use the up key to re-write a command, but due to a glitch, you'll have to write it all yet again if you do it too many times.
Carmageddon TDR 2000 Tumble from Dual Hearts has one, with protagonist Rumble shortening it to Tumble.
has the Holdable Controllable Ring Boomerang (referred to as HCR Boomerang for short).
Rockman 4 Minus Infinity In Chronicles of Albian: The Magic Convention the castle cook introduced herself as Burnadettilia Florencine Pearlesme Gertrudelle O'Harriett Rosagilda, Burnadette for short.
The interactive fiction game Herr Doktor von Nördlingendinkelsbühlhündchen-am-Rhein.
Randomly-generated hobo names in are often this, and can get as ridiculous as: "Burninatin' Gavin "Do You Smell Something Burning?" O'Sullivan, the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing." This is appropriate, since the hobos and their names are a reference to the Kingdom of Loathing verbosely titled book .
The Areas of My Expertise Borderlands 2: features a character named Dietmar von Heinrichzimmerschneit. It's not his real name. His real name is so long that you would starve to death trying to say it.
Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt In , there is "The Book of Darkness's Darkness Dark Piece Incident", which was shortened into the "Dark Piece Incident".
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's Portable - The Battle of Aces Because of the item naming system in , weapons such as a Sever-Clearing Specialized Killstreak Botkiller Scattergun Mk. II are not uncommon.
Team Fortress 2 In the final court case of , one of the vigilantes introduces himself as Professor Layton Vs Ace Attorney Dzibilchaltunchunchucmil.