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Music: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
aka: Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny
A song by Lemon Demon, also known for the animation set to it.

Trope Namer for Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Now has its own character sheet.

See also: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.


Here are the whole lyrics:

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
And hit Godzilla with a Bat-Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue,
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
but before it could make it back to the Bat-Cave,

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a ratatatat,
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime,

And then Shaq came back, covered in a tire track,
but
Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured, and tryin' to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped;
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find;
because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus,
as down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones;
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,

As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,
Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan,
All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually,
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(This is the Ultimate Showdown...)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(This is the Ultimate Showdown...)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

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