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Music: The TV Tropes Awful Music Collective

The TV Tropes Awful Music Collective is a band started by Lordnecronus in the forum thread "Let's make shitty music together", which can be found here

. The objective of it is to create an album of terrible music.

The participants are:

Bound By The Moon
JHM
King Of Kings
Kitsune Inferno
Litis
Lordnecronus
Mike K
Yon Troper - Clean vocals, guitar and drums. Appears on "Imma Hard Durg Taker" and "U Ain't Christian, Shawty".

Current songs include:

"HoOSHA!" by AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES!!! - Tribal percussion, distorted, enthusiastic monologues, and maniacal laughter. Quite terrifying.
"Imma Hard Durg Taker" by Zalgo of Broccoli - An indecipherable mess of random guitar notes, gratuitous Amen breaks and indecipherable spoken word.
"trapped in a room WITH NO ESCAPE" by the Buffoon Conspiracy - 7:19 of kvlt distortion and terrible black metal screams.
"Surpise Sex" by A Dyslexic Asian - Consists entirely of random synth washes played over three repeating bass notes. Pretty scary.
"Shojo Statistics" by A Dyslexic Asian - Randomised tribal percussion and more synth washes. A good competitor to "Surpise Sex" in the horror stakes.
"U Ain't Christian, Shawty (Pooprave Mega Mix)" by Breathe Broken Attack! - The crunkcore/deathcore crossover nobody^noteread: Litis was asking for.
"I Am Going to Murder You" by Boosh Baloosh featuring the Fat Chinese Sluts Orchestra & Lower Dances - noise music. Bad noise music.
"Bend Over For Brootul" by Dead Goths Everywhere - Scorecore, a mixture of metalcore and film score. Epic Rocking ensues.

The TV Tropes Awful Music Collective provides examples of:

Auto Tune: Used egregiously by Yon Troper in "U Ain't Christian, Shawty".
Blatant Lies: The genres of "Surpise Sex" and "Shojo Statistics" are listed as lo-fi and blues on iTunes, respectively.
Brick Joke: Dead Goths Everywhere was first mentioned in "Talk About Non-Existent Music".
Careful With That Axe: Most notably, the ending to "HoOSHA!".
Dreadful Musician: Done deliberately.
Ear Rape: Word Of God claims that the melody to "Surpise Sex" reads "I heart rape".
Epic Riff: Several in "U Ain't Christian, Shawty"... all of them stolen from At The Gates.
- Word Of God is that they were all improvised and the guitarist can't even remember them.
Epic Rocking: "trapped in a room WITH NO ESCAPE" is 7:19.
- "Bend Over For Brootul" is slightly longer at 7:25.
Hell Is That Noise: All the songs, but particularly the two Dyslexic Asian songs.
I Am the Band:
- A Dyslexic Asian consists entirely of Kitsune Inferno.
- AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES!!! consists entirely of Mike K.
- Dead Goths Everywhere is Bound By The Moon.
Indecipherable Lyrics: "Imma Hard Durg Taker".
Loudness War: All the songs use tons of compression and are hard-limited below 0dB so that they clip.
Neoclassical Punk Zydeco Rockabilly: "U Ain't Christian, Shawty" is a combination of crunkcore and deathcore.
So Bad, It's Good: The contributors who aren't trying hard enough.
Three Chords and the Truth: "trapped in a room WITH NO ESCAPE", which consists mostly of fuzz.