->''"Rod Stewart was once interviewed saying how he felt it was so wonderful to be married to his newest wife, that he'd "rather have his dick cut off" than cheat on her. That's a direct quote, by the way. Some time later, Rod "Spread your wings and let me come inside" Stewart is sued for divorce from his wife on the grounds of adultery."''
-->-- '''The Dominator''', ''The Takeover Man''

English singer-songwriter Rod Stewart is probably most famous - or infamous - for his sexually-charged songs, such as "Tonight's the Night", which discusses seduction of a virgin (including an almost explicit description of him demanding she let him get inside her); "Maggie May", about a man who is tired of shacking up with his lover; and "Young Turks", about a boy and girl who decide to run off together when their parents won't let them be together any more (probably because he got her pregnant).

He might also be famous for his numerous girlfriends and wives (and sometimes both together), such as Creator/BrittEkland, Jerri Hall, Alana Stewart, and others. He has one daughter from one of his wives.

He tried to be a footballer (soccer player for you Americans) and typically tosses a soccer ball out into the audience for them to bounce around. He's also known for having very rowdy hair, and he's a model train enthusiast.

Prior his solo success, Stewart fronted the Jeff Beck Group and Music/{{Faces}}.

As usual, you can find the basics at [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Stewart The Other Wiki]].
!!! "Every Trope Tells a Story":

* TheBeautifulGame: AKA, Soccer.
* ChewingTheScenery: He...clearly had fun singing "Hot Legs".
-->"I love ya, HONAAYYY!"
* EightiesHair: One of the most notorious male offenders.
* GratuitousFrench: The whispers at the end of "Tonight's the Night", courtesy of Britt Ekland, Stewart's then-girlfriend.
* IntercourseWithYou: Several:
** "Maggie May" isn't entirely about this, but there is a verse where he describes the nights he spent with her.
** "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy", a tale of a one-night stand (that may or may not have led to something more in the long run).
** "Tonight's the Night", a.k.a. the one where he says "Spread your wings and let me come inside".
* LimeyGoesToHollywood: Stewart emigrated to Los Angeles in the mid-1970s as a tax exile.
* MrsRobinson: "Maggie May"
* NonAppearingTitle: "Young Turks", "Lost Paraguayos", "Maggie May" (he only ever calls her "Maggie"), "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" (the chorus goes "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy...")
* OhNoNotAgain: Said word for word in "Infatuation"
* RefrainFromAssuming: He did not make a song called "Young Hearts Be Free Tonight"; he did, however, make a song called "Young Turks" that has that line in the chorus.
* SexyDiscretionShot: A musical version occurs in "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy"; when the main characters are about to have sex, that's when the instrumental break plays. The next verse starts with them waking up the next morning, making it clear what they spent that instrumental break doing...
* ShesGotLegs: The girl he's singing about in "Hot Legs".
* ShoutOut: "The Creator/{{Motown}} Song"
* SillyLoveSongs: "Tonight's The Night," "Reason to Believe," "You're in My Heart (The Final Acclaim)," "My Heart Can't Tell You No," etc.
* StealthParody: "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" was a parody of disco culture that was taken seriously by the [[DeaderThanDisco anti-disco backlash]].
* UrbanLegend: The infamous "Stomach pump" [[http://snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.asp story]], which has also been attributed to other musicians.