Music: Men Without Hats

"The band that wrote 'Safety Dance' has the most unthinkably offensive name we've ever heard."
The TF2 Team, the world's foremost lover of hats.

Men Without Hats are a pop group from Montreal, Quebec that achieved their greatest popularity in the early to mid 1980s. They were characterized by the deep, expressive vocals of their lead singer Ivan and their elaborate use of synthesizers and electronic processing. Their most successful single, "The Safety Dance", was a Top 10 hit in both the US and the UK. Despite often being considered a One-Hit Wonder in the United States, they had another Top 40 hit there a few years after "The Safety Dance" called "Pop Goes the World" (which was popular enough to grace the Top 20 as well).

At the core, Men Without Hats consisted of Ivan Doroschuk and his brother Stefan; others who were at least briefly in the group include a third brother, Colin, as well as Jeremie Arrobas, Tracy Howe, Roman Martyn, Mike Gabriel, Jean-Marc Pisapia, Lenny Pinkas, and Allan McCarthy. They emerged with an EP called Folk of the 80's (1980). Tracy Howe was only with the band briefly, but long enough to be credited on a reprint of Folk of the 80s, despite not appearing on it; he later achieved some success with his new band, Rational Youth. Pisapia went on to form The Box, and later, Arrobas and Gabriel left to work with him for a while, eventually founding their own group, Isinglass.A popular but unconfirmed tale is that the name originated from a misread announcement to one of their early gigs as "Men Without Pants" by a francophone MC in Montreal. Though that tale may be unconfirmed the fact is that Men Without Hats first started off in bars as Men With Hats, but they decided to change the name to Men Without Hats as they always threw their hats off at the end of a performance.

Notable Men Without Hats videos include:


  • Rhythm of Youth (1982)
  • Folk of the 80's (1984)
  • Pop Goes the World (1987)
  • The Adventures of Women & Men Without Hate in the 21st Century (1989)
  • Sideways (1991)
  • No Hats Beyond This Point (2003)
  • Love in the Age of War (2012)

We can trope if we want to, we can leave your friends behind...

  • Album Title Drop: Rhythm Of Youth is mentioned in the lyrics of "I Got The Message" from the same album. (They also did a song by that name, but it never appeared as a Title Track on the album.)
  • Blatant Lies/Singers Cannot Do Math: From "Pop Goes the World": "1, 2, 3, and 4 is 5" and "6, 7, 8, and 9 is 10."
  • Call Back: The 10-note synthesizer riff from the album version of "The Safety Dance" is heard after the line "End up in some disco, dancing all night" in "Pop Goes the World."
  • Canada, Eh?: The band hailed from Montreal. "The Safety Dance" and "Where do the Boys Go?" feature spoken French phrases, while "Pop Goes the World" and its music video reference Bonhomme, the mascot of the Quebec Winter Carnival.
  • Cover Version: Of The Beatles' "I Am the Walrus".
  • Dancing Is Serious Business: "The Safety Dance", considering it was written as a sarcastic response to club bouncers freaking out about pogoing.
  • Deadpan Snarker: In "Heaven", "I Like", and "Folk of the 80s"
  • The '80s
  • Face on the Cover: Pop Goes The World features the face of a baby, Adventures Of Women & Men has the cutout face of a unisexual person, and Sideways has Ivan Doroschuk's face seen from the side.
  • Genki Girl: The long-haired girl dancing around in the video for "The Safety Dance".
  • Irony: Despite the name (inspired by them not wearing hats on the cold Canadian winter)... well, check the infobox here.
  • Know-Nothing Know-It-All: The subject of "I Like".
    I like when they talk real loud, try to tell you what they know.
    I like when it blows real hard and it doesn't even show.
    I like when they haven't seen a thing and try to tell you where to go.
  • Long Title: The Adventures of Women & Men Without Hate in the 21st Century.
  • The Magic Goes Away: "Not For Tears"
  • MTV
  • New Sound Album: Their last album, Sideways, abandoned many of their trademarks, including their reliance on the synthesizer as a key element in their sound, eschewing them for a more modern, grunge-ish feel. It didn't work.
  • No Military Superpowers Were Harmed: "Heaven" and "Ideas for Walls". "Living in China" is an aversion.
  • Notable Music Videos: "Safety Dance".
  • One Man Song: "Hey Men".
  • One Woman Song: "Nadine".
  • One-Word Title: "Antarctica", "Freeways", "Heaven", "Moonbeam", "Sideways", "Nadine", "Telepathy", "Dreaming", "Body", and "Roses".
  • Popcultural Osmosis
  • Questioning Title: "Where Do The Boys Go?"
  • Shout-Out
  • Take That: Ivan wrote the lyrics of "The Safety Dance" to mock bouncers who had thrown him out of a club for pogoing to New Wave music. (Thus explaining sarcastic lines like "And you can act real rude and totally removed/And I can act like an imbecile".)
  • Title Track: Folk Of The 80's, Pop Goes The World, Sideways, and Love In The Age Of War.
  • Truck Driver's Gear Change: "Pop Goes the World", twice.