Bizarre introduction by an unfortunately-named NPC in The Adventure Of Link. He actually has minor relevance to the plot. And it isn't Engrish; he was called Error as a Programming In-Joke, since someone else's name was 'Bug' but badly Romanised.
Darunia of the Gorons has a dance sequence. That's all the context you're getting.
Sheik is the most epic reverse trap in the history of video games. Explanation (spoilers)
Debate continues to this very day as to Sheik's sex, and despite multipleWord Of God on the subject (and the fact in Ocarina of Time Sheik actually transforms into Zelda right in front of you, and she clearly tells you that she was Sheik the whole time) many still refuse to believe that Sheik is actually Zelda.
The fishmen who fill out Link's Sea Chart use this as their Catch Phrase, and this is always their first line. Considering that the fishmen give useful hints towards 100% Completion and that a fully mapped out Sea Chart has its own benefits...expect to read this line a lot.
Che~yyy! Explanation
This is the voice effect the fishment make when they say their Catch Phrase.
The score Game Spot gave. Not by the same guy though.
Have you been getting your Gratitude Crystals from the thankful women? Explanation
Strange little plot coupons given to you by completing quests.
Wanna play the "How loud can you scream" game? Explanation
A friendly monster that kidnapped (but not really) a child likes playing this game. Alone. With a child.
There is a __% chance... Explanation
Fi likes statistics.
Think about what you can do with a stranded girl and mushrooms. Explanation
A girl gets trapped on an island because her Loftwing was injured. You need to give it medicine, which is Mushrooms.
The Bokoblin's/Moblin's undergarments. Explanation
They're apparantly so obsessed with their cheetah print underpants that according to Fi, they can literally COME BACK FROM THE DEAD DUE TO THEIR ATTACHMENT TO THEM.
The Legend of Groose: The Groosenator of Grooseland Explanation
A series of photoshops replacing various things with Squidward and other characters from SpongeBob SquarePants
Zelda likes to push Link off of cliffs. Explanation
In-game, she pushes Link off of a cliff. Twice. Jokes are often made that this is Zelda's way of either showing affection toward, or friend-zoning, Link, among other things.
Groose's theme goes with everything. Explanation
Similar to Guile's theme, Groose's theme has been used for a variety of things.