History Memes / Fanfic

You thought [[MemeticMutation memes]] were strictly limited to [[Memes/{{Literature}} professionally published works]]? [[FanFic Think again.]]
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''Please add entries in the following format:''
* The name of the story.
** Meme name: description of meme and how it's used.
*** Source of meme and fandom it relates to in the form of a Administrivia/{{note|sAndLabelnotes}}.
*** Famous instances (such as the Rick Roll during the Thanksgiving parade).
*** Further mutations and successor memes, if any.
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[[folder:''Harry Potter'']]
* Draco and Harry know all about broom closets at Hogwarts. Also Hermione. And Snape.
* Hermione had changed over the summer. [[labelnote:Explanation]] For years, ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfiction authors would find it necessary to make Hermione "more attractive", with almost an exact duplicate of these lines used somewhere along the way. This was so prevalent that even ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' mocked it.[[/labelnote]]
** She had curves in all the right places.
*** Her hair was no longer bushy, but curled perfectly and gleamed in the sun.
* ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', as '''the''' most famously terrible fanfiction in existence, is [[FountainOfMemes a breeding ground for memes]], but some highlights are:
** "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...DUMBLYDORE!
*** Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok
** Stop flamming u fuking preps.
** "hey bitch you look kawai"
*** fangz (haha geddit cuz imma vampire)
** "[[IKEAErotica he put his thingy in my you know what and we did it for the first time]]."
** "geddit?"
*** "cuz im goffic"
** Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?
*** STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!
** "And Loopin was masticating to it!"
*** "And Dobby was watching!"
** "And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And it was black]]."
** "He was so hot and sexy that my body went all hot kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."
** "Icy blue eyes like limpid tears"
** "The only way they can be killed is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak."
** "Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. 'I hath telekinesis.' he said."
** "Volfemort has him bondage!"
** "I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT!" Hargirid paused angrily "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
** "VAMPIRE POTTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
** "It was snowing and raining."
** [[Blog/TheHalfWorld "...and there was _____, looking extremely fucking hot."]]
** WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
** I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
** I cried sexily
*** I jumped sexily in front of da bullet
*** Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.
** Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked.
** I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
** XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 666 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
** You [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludacris Ludacris]] fools!
* In 2001, a poster on the [[IHaveManyNames Harry Potter Movie Site/Unofficial Harry Potter Movie Site/HJP Forums/Harry Potter Connection]] speculated that a later book would be named after a MacGuffin that would prove vital to defeat Voldemort, [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows which turned out to be the case.]] The completely random example given was "Green Flame Torch", and before long every other ''Literature/HarryPotter'' {{continuation}} FanFic was called ''Literature/HarryPotter and the Green Flame Torch''. Creator/JKRowling herself commented on it, and it was ''still'' being speculated as the title of the seventh book years later.
* "[[Fanfic/{{ThirtyHs}} Harry, you must rock the fuck out.]]"
** Groinsaws.
* I HATE THAT YOU HAVE A COCK! [[labelnote:Explanation]]''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'' has [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry]] shout this at Snape after one sex scene. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext and exists entirely as a set-up for a rather {{squick}}y subplot that [[AuthorsSavingThrow later gets forgotten by everyone involved]], but the hilarity of [[http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/12301800514/i-hate-that-you-have-a-cock-i-hate-it-i-hate the line]] ensured that readers wouldn't be so quick to forget.[[/labelnote]]
** POTTERRR! [[labelnote:Explanation]][[OutOfCharacter Despite his calm, reassuring canon persona]], Kingsley Shacklebolt is the [[LargeHam largest ham]] in the fic's WorldOfHam, yelling thus at Harry [[IncomingHam in his first appearance]]. Like the previous, it's usually quoted in ALLCAPS despite not being so in the original.[[/labelnote]]
* [[http://mctabby.livejournal.com/296287.html She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.]]
* Pepper jack cheese. [[labelnote:Explanation]] Stems from a fanfic where the author had Hermione Granger eat pepper jack cheese because, as stated in an author's note, it was the author's favorite type. The phrase is commonly used to refer to any case where characters conveniently like what the author likes.[[/labelnote]]
** Similarly, in the Russian fandom: "Hermione's Pioneer upbringing".[[labelnote: Explanation]]It refers to local authors inexplicably giving the ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' cast Russian and Soviet backgrounds or having them make references to Russian and Soviet culture. Since Hermione has the least fleshed-out backstory out of the Golden Trio, she is the most frequent victim of this. Examples include having her grow up as a member of the Soviet Union Pioneer Organization, comparing Fred an George to popular kids' TV show hosts [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spokoynoy_nochi,_malyshi! Khryusha and Stepashka]], acting nostalgic about Leonid Brezhnev, etc.[[/labelnote]]
* FUNNIFICATION IS NOT A WORD MOONY. [[labelnote:Explanation]]From [[Fanfic/TheShoeboxProject The Shoebox Project]], a Harry Potter fanfic that is probably the most famous and critically acclaimed slashfic ever.[[/labelnote]]
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[[folder: Other]]
* ''FanFic/DOOMRepercussionsOfEvil'':
** No, John. You are the demons [[labelnote:Explanation]] A legendary CruelTwistEnding that propelled an insignificant drabble into internet stardom. May even be the very first fanfiction meme.[[/labelnote]]
** {{And then John was a zombie}}.
** No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS
* ''Fanfic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction'':
** NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS!!
** Ui have discovered new radoactive isotope but it is so volatile it does not have half-life but quarter-life and so we must observe with hasty!
** Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
** Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm.
** Chapter 2: They revocer teh isotrop BUT THEY DON'T!
** ...but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.
* ''Fanfic/TheVerySecretDiaries'':
** "Still not king yet."
** "Stubble update: I look rugged and manly."
** "Pervy hobbit-fancier."
** "Still the prettiest."
** "Sam will kill him if he tries anything."
** Gandalf's pointy hat trick.
** The strawberry scented bath bubbles.
** "Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs."
* The ''Series/DoctorWho''-related [[Fanfic/TheBenChathamAdventures fanfic series]], featuring [[MartyStu non-canon companion]] [[http://chathamben.blogspot.com/ Ben]] [[http://benchathamsux.blogspot.com/ Chatham]] and his (in)famous creator, Sparacus, has spawned many memes.
** UNTRUE!
*** Unsubstantiated Assertion!
** "Let us perchance to venture inside...
** The silent majority.
** Glacier Mints are a B-rated drug.
* Livejournal {{Kink Meme}}s are a ''spawning ground'' for these. The ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' one in particular (located [[http://teagueful.livejournal.com/56374.html here]] and currently at ''nineteen parts'', as you can see) has generated piles of fanon, including a fic (and sequels) with Phoenix being the prince of Lithuania (AND moonlights as a porn star with the stage name "Earl Zach"), at least one original character (the most well known/popular being Hannah, Edgeworth's ''[[ButtMonkey much]]'' put-upon secretary), an in-universe online rpf archive called "Lawyers in Love" and more besides.
** "[=ReCaptcha=] says [X]"
* From ''Fanfic/UntilTheEndOfTime'': [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.]] [[labelnote: Explanation]]The most famous of all {{Crack Fic}}s due to its endless absurdity, in which Goku travels back in time, falls in love with Anne Frank, and fights Adolf Hitler, who becomes a Super Saiyan, prompting this line. And he pulls it off in ''Manga/TheLegendOfKoizumi'', too![[/labelnote]]
* Hrm, ''Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'' hasn't been mentioned. Why not? BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE. [[labelnote:Explanation]] Another legendarily terrible fanfiction that spawned endless memes, this one actually spawned ''more'' from the animated version instead of the original text.[[/labelnote]]
** John Freeman look on the ground and found WEPON.
** And the pants were dead.
** [[FullNameBasis John Freeman and Gordon Freeman and Henry Freeman.]]
** And it gave them hop!
** Zombie goasts, leave this place!
** Its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys!
** Thanks I could help, bro!
** And then he shot the final boss with a rocket, because that was his weakness.
** Combines are from science and outer space and hate humens.
** Combines were [[{{Dissimile}} robot things that werent robots]] with ugly faces and sometimes glowing eyes.
** "I need to kill fast and BULLETS TOO SLOW!."
** Same author: ''FanFic/HaloHalosInSpace'': "'[[BigNo NOOOOOO!]] He was my brotheeeer!' And then he got tired and slept."
* Creator/HansVonHozel's fanfics:
** YOU CANNOT KUNG FU ON BULLDOZER.
** Danube.
*** "[insert name here] danubes through the window."
** Suddenly, X!
* [[Fanfic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami But they were blood bananas]] [[ShapedLikeItself made of blood]].
** "That bastardly hound!"
** Killed him in the leg.
** "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and [[WithCatlikeTread jumped in the broken window screaming]].
** Ghosts don exits.
** "Die you pies of shit!"
* ''FanFic/StarkitsProphecy'':
** "Fuhrstar! yellded a [=TiggerStraw=]. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW!
** [[ArtisticLicenseReligion LJESS IS OYUR SAVER]]
** 11. No BENG GAY!f
* [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/whose_responsible_this.php WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?]]
** I am what they call the best of the best, so mock all you want, but I have my fans, and they lvoe my stories!!!!
** [[Franchise/SpiderMan My]] [[ItsAllMyFault responsible this]].
* [[Fanfic/TiberiumWars Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil]], [[TankGoodness for I am driving a house-sized mass of]] [[SophisticatedAsHell "fuck you."]]
* [[CopyCatSue ORIGINAL]] [[CaptainErsatz CHARACTER]]/[[CommonCrossover IDEA!]] [[HighSchoolAU DO]] [[FandomSpecificPlot NOT]] [[SailorEarth STEAL]]! [[labelnote:Explanation]] A standard disclaimer at the beginning of a vast majority of fanfics, especially those lacking in any originality, and a very good indicator of Unwarranted Self-Importance.[[/labelnote]]
** Further mutated to Donut Steel, a blog which pokes fun at such characters.
* "Surprise!" Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the ass. [[labelnote: Explanation]] From "Star Trek: The Next Fornication", it is commonly considered a one-sentence summary of nearly every Star Trek: TNG citrus fic ever made.[[/labelnote]]
* [[FanFic/AnEntryWithABang How's the weather on Strana Mechty?]]
** EARTHWANK!
* [[Series/DoctorWho "Take me, Time Lord!"]]
* Rude Person, the traditional Kirk/Spock SlashFic plot parodied in different dialects.
** Speaking of Kirk/Spock, thanks to the legendary and infamous "Closer" video, "Closer" is now the unofficial theme song for "Amok Time", has been played at several non-slash ''Trek'' conventions, and has spawned about a hundred copy-cat videos for different fandoms.
* [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Namine]] does not knock. ''[[ThereWasADoor She kicks the door down.]]''
* ''[[FanFic/NobodyDies Heee~ey.]]''
** [[spoiler: You gonna get [=REIped=]]]
** "[Insert random problem]? Drop the Sun on it!"
** '''Tabris is F___ing gay.'''
** BABIES!
*** Babiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabies
** "[[MadnessMantra BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL!]]" [[labelnote:Explanation]] a ''[=WH40K=]'' CatchPhrase that this Shinji uses in replacement of the original Shinji's SurvivalMantra "I musn't run away".[[/labelnote]]
* [[FanFic/BreakingTheDeal Not! One! More! Day!]]
** Deadpool's "RETCON PUNCH!", and his DDR battle against Doctor Bong.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext The author refusing his Facebook friend request]].
** [[SelfDeprecation "None of this is real. There is a fanboy, sitting at his computer desk, writing a fix fic for what was a fantastically drawn story."]]
* ''[[GagPenis IT COULD GET ON DISNEYLAND ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]][[http://fanficrants.livejournal.com/1798922.html One person]] discovered a porn fic in which one of the characters wielded a '''''42 inch penis''''' (over a meter), and decided to share this discovery with the internet. Cue endless jokes such as this. And this: While I applaud your attempt at incorporating the famed number "42" from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and am quite amused at the Freudian association between Draco's penis and the reason for Life, The Universe, And Everything... a smutfic really isn't the appropriate venue for such subtleties.[[/labelnote]]
* ''FanFic/ThoseLackingSpines''
** Vexen and cake.
*** ''[[Series/LazyTown You gotta do the cookin' by the book!]]''
** '''''JEFFIROTH!'''''[[note]]He was so badass, his font was bolded.[[/note]]
** "[[CatchPhrase Oh]] ''[[OhCrap hell]].''"
** "Did you just go there?"/"I rather think I did."
** "NOBODIES DO ''NOT'' HAVE HEARTS."[[note]]Before ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'', one could expect to see this shouted in a review of any Kingdom Hearts badfic that featured the surprisingly-common "Nobody with a heart" trait show up. When it was revealed that Nobodies do, in fact, have hearts, it became a DiscreditedMeme.[[/note]]
* [[Fanfic/OfLoveAndBunnies I love my wife.]] And ''she needs her chainsaw''.
** Conner ''die''.
* From ''Comics Nix'': This have no pardon!
** A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place.
* [[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!]]
* '''''[[Webcomic/HowIBecameYours CHARD MONSTER!!!]]'''''[[note]]When Zuko confronts Mai over hiding Katara's letters and preventing him from learning about Katara becoming pregnant with his illegitimate son and ultimately miscarrying him, Mai calls Zuko this, which is supposed to be a reference to his burn scar on his face, and he treats it as a grievous insult. This is one of the many, many RougeAnglesOfSatin mistakes in the story, and is the best known one.[[/note]]
* If comments/reviews for this fic, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6977158/1/Digimon_Adventure_Remix_02 Digimon Adventure Remix 02]], are anything to go by...then Chapter 6-Mimi the [[MemeticMolester Cougar]]. ItMakesSenseInContext...
* Fanfic/TheEmiyaClan [[labelnote:Explanation]]Fans of GB's FanFic/InFlight created a Harem badass [[TheClan Clan]] with Shirou having 24 wives, and 27 children, along with HonoraryUncle and King of Nannies [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Gilgamesh]], in a single generation. Needless to say, whenever they appear, there will be LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters.[[/labelnote]]
** "Welcome to TheClan. [[AWizardDidIt Leave your sanity at the door.]]"
* Repeat after me: I do believe in commas. I do, I do. [[labelnote:Explanation]]Also from The Shoebox Project. Often used on forums to correct people with mad grammar.[[/labelnote]]
* "And so the gods did Hector up the butt, because he was a fine man."-Opening line of ''Forbidden Love'', an Iliad fanfic.
* ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'':
** [[FanNickname Big Damn X]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]A phrase that can be applied to ''anything'' related to the fanfic, such as Big Damn Harem or Big Damn Cosplay.[[/labelnote]]
** [[DoesNotLikeSpam Kuyou haet noodlez.]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]Kuyou's dislike of noodles due to a literal NoodleIncident.[[/labelnote]]
** [[InsistentTerminology "Magical Radiant Nonoko!"]] [[labelnote:Explanation]][[MentorMascot Achakura]] is always eager to correct someone referring to [[MagicalGirl Nonoko]] just by name.[[/labelnote]]
* ''[[Fanfic/{{Team8}} Team 8]]''
** [[BewareTheQuietOnes THAT'S]] [[PrecisionFStrike BULLSHIT!]] ''(eeps, covers mouth)''[[labelnote:Explanation]]Hinata learns that Naruto didn't get the ItGetsEasier speech from the Ninja Academy's psychological advisor, but was cruelly dismissed as a monster who'd enjoy killing (this happened after Naruto's first kill during a mission). Hinata is outraged...and this was her response.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor'' (with probably a lot of influence from several other Film/{{Labyrinth}} fanfics)
** The Poultry Coup aka The Glorious Chikin Revolution![[labelnote:Explanation]]Do you remember those random chickens running around in Film/{{Labyrinth}}? They are plotting to take over the Labyrinth and then (probably) the WORLD! It's the implied source of Jareth's [[WeaksauceWeakness crippling fear of Black Chickens]].[[/labelnote]]
*** VIVA LA [[UnusualEuphemism CLUCKIN']] REVOLUCION!!
*** TEH REVOLUSHUN WILL NOT BE DEEP-FRIED!!
*** ♪Do you hear the chickens sing? Singing the song of angry hens? It is the music of the poultry who will not be slaves again....♪
*** Vive la Chicken Revolution!\\
Down with glitter! Raise the feathers!
*** THEY SHALL HEN-PECK FROM BENEATH!!!!!
* [[Fanfic/GroupOfWeirdos I, BARINADE,]] demand to be included in this list of memes!
* [[Fanfic/MyInnerLife From the gecko!]][[labelnote:Explanation]] Jenna is attempting to say "From the get-go," but due to RougeAnglesOfSatin, this was produced.[[/labelnote]]
* From the ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'' TrollFic ''Flowers in a Box'':
** "Why don't you go fuck a dinosaur, Anderson?"
** "I DEDUCE THAT UOU AR SEXY."
* From the ''Superjail!'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8987616/1/All-in-the-Family All in the Family]]:
** "[[AWizardDidIt It's magic]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. You don't have to explain it." [[labelnote:Explanation]]The Warden's response when the Mistress asks how he grew moth wings.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
** "IT'S DOCTOR BRAINSTORM!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]Dr. Frank Brainstorm's CatchPhrase, stated whenever [[DoNotCallMePaul someone calls him Frank.]] It happens ''[[RunningGag a lot]]'' in the series, and reviewers latched on to it.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Fanfic/{{Pokeumans}}'':
** You're one of them. [[labelnote:Explanation]] The phrase used by any ManchurianAgent of Pokextinction when they see a transformee.[[/labelnote]]
** Hawaiian pizza! [[labelnote:Explanation]] The joke canon series ''Just Another Story'' took nothing seriously, especially not its protagonist's TrademarkFavoriteFood.[[/labelnote]]
** The ''Chosen'' series. [[labelnote:Explanation]] A [[RecursiveFanfiction series]] titled ''Chosen'' is widely regarded by everyone, including its own author, as a shining example of how not to do it. Not mentioning the series has almost become a running joke in and of itself.[[/labelnote]]
** (Insert) was not a hero to us all. [[labelnote:Explanation]] A RunningGag from the popular Things Not To Do In A Pokeumans Base post. The first example was [[ComicBook/XMen Magneto]].[[/labelnote]]
*** X is not 'basically the same as' Y. [[labelnote:Explanation]] Another RunningGag from the same post. [[/labelnote]]
** SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME CHOCOLATE COATED CREAMY WONDROUS JUST WHOOOOAAAAA (insert) [[labelnote:Explanation]] The official directory's description of the original Pokeumans series was little... excitable. [[/labelnote]]
* ''Dontcha Know That Your Toxic'':
** "STOP FARMING HATERS!" [[labelnote:Explanation]] An Author's note at the beginning of Chapter 6 [[/labelnote]]
** Chapter 6 Born 2 Die
** "it has ectoplums on it!" [[labelnote:Explanation]] 'Adidas' stole Billy's gum while at the hospital. [[/labelnote]]
** "adidas!" both billy lacey and shanlial yelled [[labelnote:Explanation]] Aradia passed out [[/labelnote]]
** "i put my lipstick, i perfumed my neck, put on some highled, and LOOSED MY DRESS"[[labelnote:Explanation]] An off-kilter reference to a Lady Gaga song [[/labelnote]]
* Obama chuckled. You mean [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog the chaos emeralds?]] [[labelnote:Explanation]] A [[https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/329292717735686144 tweet]] from the twitter account "fanfiction_txt" that went viral.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Fanfic/PokemonXNimjaPlayTheGame'':
** "KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAUGH--!" [[labelnote:Explanation]] Boomer the Trevanant's failed pronunciation of the rough Dutch G as seen in "One Vision". [[/labelnote]]
** "Lowk?" "''Leuk.''" [[labelnote:Explanation]] Aegis correcting Boomer's pronunciation of "fun" in Dutch. [[/labelnote]]
** "Excuse me, but do you have any idea where I can find the fun [KREE] museum? [{{Beat}}] The fun [KREE] museum. [{{Beat}}] The one with [[BuffySpeak the]] [[Creator/VincentVanGogh sunflower guy]]." [[labelnote:Explanation]] From "Now I'm (Not) Here," wherein the Spoken explore Amsterdam as a subplot to the [[ItsAWonderfulPlot main plot]]. Boomer's asking for the Van Gogh museum. [[/labelnote]]
* [[Fanfic/RobbReturns Cheesegraters]]. [[labelnote:Explanation]]When William Bootle (a distant relation to a beloved Northern lord who had killed said lord, falsely claimed to be the heir, stole everything and set up said lord's daughter and true heir to make her prostitute herself) was captured, a reader suggested he should be killed by cheesegrater. The suggestion was so over the top that it began to be used when punishment of an evil character was discussed, or even just for general silliness between story posts. Not even the author's attempts to put this meme down worked.[[/labelnote]]
** He/She/It/You went Full Cheesegrater. Never go Full Cheesegrater. [[labelnote:Explanation]]Ever since the original cheesegrater suggestion, some AH.com members have used the phrase "going Full Cheesegrater" to reference uncharacteristically brutal, gory, or sadistic moments or incidents, such as [[Fanfic/TheRavensPlan Edmure Tully smashing in Black Walder's face with a rock]].[[/labelnote]]
* [[Fanfic/TheLittleLockThatCould The Little Lock That Could]]. [[labelnote:Explanation]]warg, much like his chat, is a shitposter. He says dumb things and he's sometimes funny. Some people have taken to screencapping his statements, to throw them back at him in the future. Some of the screencaps, especially older ones, may be edited and not entirely real. God bless you, whoever started this trend. Some people keep screencaps saved on their own devices and there is an entire thread in the fic for the purpose of keeping screencaps. Generally, it is a piece of fiction made on anonkun - also known as fiction.live -, and as such the voterbase and chat, which are integral parts of the process of writing the story, are rather wild and prone to unrelated tangents, bad choices and memes. It would be difficult to list every meme found there individually - more broadly, a few are listed on the [[Memes/TheLittleLockThatCould meme page for the fic]]. [[/labelnote]]

[[/folder]]

** "[[CrushKillDestroy BURN! MAIM! KILL!]] [[MadnessMantra BURN! MAIM! KILL!]]" [[labelnote:Explanation]] a ''[=WH40K=]'' CatchPhrase that this Shinji uses in replacement of the original Shinji's SurvivalMantra "I musn't run away".[[/labelnote]]

** [[SpiderMan My]] [[ItsAllMyFault responsible this]].

* ''[[GagPenis IT COULD GET ON DISNEYLAND ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]][[http://fanficrants.livejournal.com/1798922.html One person]] discovered a porn fic in which one of the characters wielded a '''''42 inch penis''''', and decided to share this discovery with the internet. Cue endless jokes such as this. And this: While I applaud your attempt at incorporating the famed number "42" from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and am quite amused at the Freudian association between Draco's penis and the reason for Life, The Universe, And Everything... a smutfic really isn't the appropriate venue for such subtleties.[[/labelnote]]

* ''FanWorks/PlayTheGame'':

* Hermione had changed over the summer. [[labelnote:Explanation]] For years, ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfiction authors would find it necessary to make Hermione "more attractive", with almost an exact duplicate of these lines used somewhere along the way. So infamous that even ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' parodied it.[[/labelnote]]

* FanFic/DOOMRepercussionsOfEvil:

* Fanfic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction:

* Cassandra Claire's [[Fanfic/TheVerySecretDiaries Very Secret Diaries]]:

* Fanfic/UntilTheEndOfTime: [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.]] [[labelnote: Explanation]]The most famous of all {{Crack Fic}}s due to its endless absurdity, in which Goku travels back in time, falls in love with Anne Frank, and fights Adolf Hitler, who becomes a Super Saiyan, prompting this line. And he pulls it off in ''Manga/TheLegendOfKoizumi'', too![[/labelnote]]

* FanFic/StarkitsProphecy:

* [[ComicsNix This have no pardon!]]

* ''Fanfic/DontchaKnowThatYourToxic'':

* In 2001, a poster on the [[IHaveManyNames Harry Potter Movie Site/Unofficial Harry Potter Movie Site/HJP Forums/Harry Potter Connection]] speculated that a later book would be named after a MacGuffin that would prove vital to defeat Voldemort. [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows (Which in fact turned out to be the case.)]] The completely random example given was "Green Flame Torch", and before long every other ''Literature/HarryPotter'' {{continuation}} FanFic was called ''Literature/HarryPotter and the Green Flame Torch''. Creator/JKRowling herself commented on it, and it was ''still'' being speculated as the title of the seventh book years later.

* Pepper jack cheese. [[labelnote:Explanation]] From a fanfic where the author had Hermione Grainger eat pepper jack cheese because (as stated in an author's note) it was the author's favorite type, the phrase refers to any case where characters conveniently like what the author likes.[[/labelnote]]
** The Russian fandom has a similar meme: "Hermione's Pioneer upbringing".[[labelnote: Explanation]]It refers to local authors inexplicably giving the ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' cast Russian and Soviet backgrounds or having them make refrences to Russian and Soviet culture. As Hermione has the least fleshed-out backstory out of the Golden Trio, she is on the recieving end of this the most often. Examples include having her grow up as a member of the Soviet Union Pioneer Organization, compare Fred an George to popular kids' TV show hosts [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spokoynoy_nochi,_malyshi! Khryusha and Stepashka]] or act nostalgic about Leonid Brezhnev, etc.[[/labelnote]]

* [[FanFic/DOOMRepercussionsOfEvil No, John.]] You are the demons [[labelnote:Explanation]] A legendary CruelTwistEnding that propelled an insignificant drabble into internet stardom. May even be the very first fanfiction meme.[[/labelnote]]

** Same [[Creator/PeterChimaera atuhor]]: ''[[Fanfic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction]]''.
*** NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS!!
*** Ui have discovered new radoactive isotope but it is so volatile it does not have half-life but quarter-life and so we must observe with hasty!
*** Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
*** Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm.
*** Chapter 2: They revocer teh isotrop BUT THEY DON'T!
*** ...but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

* [[Fanfic/UntilTheEndOfTime Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.]] [[labelnote: Explanation]]The most well-known of all {{Crack Fic}}s, famous for its endless absurdity, in which Goku travels back in time, falls in love with Anne Frank, and fights Adolf Hitler, who becomes a Super Saiyan, prompting this line. And he pulls it off in ''Manga/TheLegendOfKoizumi'', too![[/labelnote]]

* Creator/HansVonHozel:
** YOU CANNOT KUNG FU ON BULLDOZER, from his ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' fanfic.

* "Surprise!" Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the ass. [[labelnote: Explanation]] From "Star Trek: The Next Fornication", it is basically a one-sentence summary of nearly every Star Trek: TNG citrus fic ever made.[[/labelnote]]

* ''[[BiggerIsBetterInBed IT COULD GET ON DISNEYLAND ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]][[http://fanficrants.livejournal.com/1798922.html One person]] discovered a porn fic in which one of the characters wielded a '''''42 inch penis''''', and decided to share this discovery with the internet. Cue endless jokes such as this. And this: While I applaud your attempt at incorporating the famed number "42" from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and am quite amused at the Freudian association between Draco's penis and the reason for Life, The Universe, And Everything... a smutfic really isn't the appropriate venue for such subtleties.[[/labelnote]]

** "NOBODIES DO ''NOT'' HAVE HEARTS."[[note]]Before ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'' one could expect to see this shouted in a review of any Kingdom Hearts badfic that featured the surprisingly-common "Nobody with a heart" trait show up. But ever since, where it was revealed that Nobodies do, in fact, have hearts, it has fallen off.[[/note]]

* '''''[[Webcomic/HowIBecameYours CHARD MONSTER!!!]]'''''[[note]]When Zuko confronts Mai over hiding Katara's letters and preventing him from learning about Katara becoming pregnant with his illegitimate son and ultimately miscarrying him, Mai calls Zuko this, which is supposed to be a reference to his burn scar on his face, and he treats it as a grievous insult. This is one of many, many Rouge Angles of Satin mistakes in the story, and is the best known one.[[/note]]

* "And so the gods did Hector up the butt, because he was a fine man."-Opening line of ''Forbidden Love'', an Illiad fanfic.

** "[[AWizardDidIt It's magic]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8987616/2/All-in-the-Family You don't have to explain it]]." [[labelnote:Explanation]]The Warden's response when the Mistress asks how he grew moth wings.[[/labelnote]]

** The ''Chosen'' series. [[labelnote:Explanation]] A [[RecursiveFanfiction series]] titled ''Chosen'' is widely regarded by everyone in the group, including its own author, as a shining example of how not to do it. Not mentioning the series has almost become a running joke in and of itself.[[/labelnote]]

** "Excuse me, but do you have any idea where I can find the fun [KREE] museum? [{{Beat}}] The fun [KREE] museum. [{{Beat}}] The one with [[BuffySpeak the]] [[Creator/VincentVanGogh sunflower guy]]." [[labelnote:Explanation]] From "Now I'm (Not) Here," wherein the Spoken explore Amsterdam as a sideplot to the ItsAWonderfulPlot. Boomer's asking for the Van Gogh museum. [[/labelnote]]

** He/She/It/You went Full Cheesegrater. Never go Full Cheesegrater. [[labelnote:Explanation]]Ever since the original Cheesegrater reference, some AH.com members have used the phrase "going Full Cheesegrater" to reference uncharacteristically brutal, gory, or sadistic moments or incidents, such as [[Fanfic/TheRavensPlan Edmure Tully smashing in Black Walder's face with a rock]].[[/labelnote]]

* [[KingdomHearts Namine]] does not knock. ''[[ThereWasADoor She kicks the door down.]]''

** "NOBODIES DO ''NOT'' HAVE HEARTS."[[note]]Before ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsDreamDropDistance'' one could expect to see this shouted in a review of any Kingdom Hearts badfic that featured the surprisingly-common "Nobody with a heart" trait show up. But ever since, where it was revealed that Nobodies do, in fact, have hearts, it has fallen off.[[/note]]

* FUNNIFICATION IS NOT A WORD MOONY. [[labelnote:Explanation]]From [[Fanfic/TheShoeboxProject The Shoebox Project]], a Harry Potter fanfic that is probably the most famous and critically acclaimed slashfic ever.[[/labelnote]]

** "Lowk? ''Leuk.''" [[labelnote:Explanation]] Aegis correcting Boomer's pronunciation of "fun" in Dutch. [[/labelnote]]

** The Russian fandom has a similar meme: "Hermione's Pioneer upbringing".[[labelnote: Explanation]]It refers to local authors inexplicably giving the Franchse/HarryPotter cast Russian and Soviet backgrounds or having them make refrences to Russian and Soviet culture. As Hermione has the least fleshed-out backstory out of the Golden Trio, she is on the recieving end of this the most often. Examples include having her grow up as a member of the Soviet Union Pioneer Organization, compare Fred an George to popular kids' TV show hosts [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spokoynoy_nochi,_malyshi! Khryusha and Stepashka]] or act nostalgic about Leonid Brezhnev, etc.[[/labelnote]]

* Pepper jack cheese. [[labelnote:Explanation]] From a fanfic where the author had Hermione Grainger eat pepper jack cheese because (as stated in an author's note) it was the author's favorite type, the phrase refers to any case where characters conveniently like what the author likes.[[/labelnote]]
** The Russian fandom has a similar meme: "Hermione's Pioneer upbringing".[[labelnote: Explanation]]It refers to local authors inexplicably giving the Franchse/HarryPotter cast Russian and Soviet backgrounds or having them make refrences to Russian and Soviet culture. As Hermione has the least fleshed-out backstory out of the Golden Trio, she is on the recieving end of this the most often. Examples include having her grow up as a member of the Soviet Union Pioneer Organization, compare Fred an George to popular kids' TV show hosts [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spokoynoy_nochi,_malyshi! Khryusha and Stepashka]] or act nostalgic about Leonid Brezhnev, etc.[[/labelnote]]

* Obama chuckled. You mean [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog the chaos emeralds?]] [[labelnote:Explanation]] A [[https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/329292717735686144 tweet]] from the twitter account "fanfiction_txt" that went viral.[[/labelnote]]

* [[http://mctabby.livejournal.com/296287.html She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.]]

* Hermione had changed over the summer. [[labelnote:Explanation]] For years, ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfiction authors would find it necessary to make Hermione "more attractive", with almost an exact duplicate of these lines used somewhere along the way. So infamous that even ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' parodied it.[[/labelnote]]
** She had curves in all the right places.
*** Her hair was no longer bushy, but curled perfectly and gleamed in the sun.

* Draco and Harry know all about broom closets at Hogwarts. Also Hermione. And Snape.

* [[FanFic/DOOMRepercussionsOfEvil No, John.]] You are the demons [[labelnote:Explanation]] A legendary CruelTwistEnding that propelled an insignificant drabble into internet stardom. May even be the very first fanfiction meme.[[/labelnote]]
** {{And then John was a zombie}}.
** No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS
** Same [[Creator/PeterChimaera atuhor]]: ''[[Fanfic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction]]''.
*** NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS!!
*** Ui have discovered new radoactive isotope but it is so volatile it does not have half-life but quarter-life and so we must observe with hasty!
*** Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
*** Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm.
*** Chapter 2: They revocer teh isotrop BUT THEY DON'T!
*** ...but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

* In 2001, a poster on the [[IHaveManyNames Harry Potter Movie Site/Unofficial Harry Potter Movie Site/HJP Forums/Harry Potter Connection]] speculated that a later book would be named after a MacGuffin that would prove vital to defeat Voldemort. [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows (Which in fact turned out to be the case.)]] The completely random example given was "Green Flame Torch", and before long every other ''Literature/HarryPotter'' {{continuation}} FanFic was called ''Literature/HarryPotter and the Green Flame Torch''. Creator/JKRowling herself commented on it, and it was ''still'' being speculated as the title of the seventh book years later.
* "[[Fanfic/{{ThirtyHs}} Harry, you must rock the fuck out.]]"
** Groinsaws.

* I HATE THAT YOU HAVE A COCK! [[labelnote:Explanation]]''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'' has [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry]] shout this at Snape after one sex scene. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext and exists entirely as a set-up for a rather {{squick}}y subplot that [[AuthorsSavingThrow later gets forgotten by everyone involved]], but the hilarity of [[http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/12301800514/i-hate-that-you-have-a-cock-i-hate-it-i-hate the line]] ensured that readers wouldn't be so quick to forget.[[/labelnote]]
** POTTERRR! [[labelnote:Explanation]][[OutOfCharacter Despite his calm, reassuring canon persona]], Kingsley Shacklebolt is the [[LargeHam largest ham]] in the fic's WorldOfHam, yelling thus at Harry [[IncomingHam in his first appearance]]. Like the previous, it's usually quoted in ALLCAPS despite not being so in the original.[[/labelnote]]

* '''''[[FanFic/HowIBecameYours CHARD MONSTER!!!]]'''''[[note]]When Zuko confronts Mai over hiding Katara's letters and preventing him from learning about Katara becoming pregnant with his illegitimate son and ultimately miscarrying him, Mai calls Zuko this, which is supposed to be a reference to his burn scar on his face, and he treats it as a grievous insult. This is one of many, many Rouge Angles of Satin mistakes in the story, and is the best known one.[[/note]]

* [[Fanfic/TiberiumWars Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil]], [[TankGoodness for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."]]

* [[OfLoveAndBunnies I love my wife.]] And ''she needs her chainsaw''.

* Hrm, ''[[HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Half Life: Full Life Consequences]]'' hasn't been mentioned. Why not? BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE. [[labelnote:Explanation]] Another legendarily terrible fanfiction that spawned endless memes, this one actually spawned ''more'' from the animated version instead of the original text.[[/labelnote]]

* ''MyImmortal'', as '''the''' most famously terrible fanfiction in existence, is [[FountainOfMemes a breeding ground for memes]], but some highlights are:

* [[MyInnerLife From the gecko!]][[labelnote:Explanation]] Jenna is attempting to say "From the get-go," but due to RougeAnglesOfSatin, this was produced.[[/labelnote]]

** "i put my lipstick, i perfumed my neck, put on some highled, and LOOSED MY DRESS"[[labelnote:Explanation]] An off-kilter reference to a Lady Gaga song [[/labelnote]]