It's just like that time when we posted about memes and silly phrases from ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' on TV Tropes...
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* Chicken fight[[note]]"Da Boom"[[/note]]
* "Because you touch yourself at night."[[note]]"Wasted Talent", originally a sarcastic response to young Peter's question of how the dinosaurs died out.[[/note]]
** "Ssss... Ahhh... Ssss... Ahhh..."
* "Dear Diary, Jackpot!"[[note]]"Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?"[[/note]]
* Who else but X?[[note]]Breaking Out is Hard to Do"[[/note]]
* "You know what really grinds my gears?"[[note]]''Recap/StewieGriffinTheUntoldStory''[[/note]]
* Peter watches X.[[note]]"Mother Tucker"[[/note]]
* Remember when TV Tropes only listed tropes about TV shows? Pepperidge Farm remembers.[[note]]"Hell Comes to Quahog"[[/note]]
* Brian and Stewie's argument about the proper pronouncation of "Cool Whip".[[note]]"Barely Legal"[[/note]]
* Here's the plain situation! There's no negotiation with the fellas at the Freakin' FCC![[note]]"PTV"[[/note]]
* Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had [[EarWorm heard...]][[note]]"I Dream of Jesus"[[/note]]
** [[OverlyLongGag A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aunt6cNzrYU A-well-a...]]
* "[[BigOMG Oh my God]], who the hell ''cares?''"[[note]]"Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"[[/note]]
* Two and a Half Men's Live Studio Ostrich.[[note]]"Ocean's Three and a Half"[[/note]]
* ROAD HOUSE[[note]]"Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"[[/note]]
* IRAQ LOBSTER[[note]]"Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."[[/note]]
* "Why are we not funding this?"[[note]]"[=McStroke=]"[[/note]]
* "WHERE'S MY MONEY?"[[note]]One of the most memorable moments of the show in "Patriot Games", when Stewie is savagely beating up Brian for not having his money come 24 hours (which is the time slot Stewie gave him).[[/note]]
* "Shut up, Meg."[[labelnote:Explanation]]A PhraseCatcher directed at [[ButtMonkey Meg]][[/labelnote]]
* "Giggity!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]One of Quagmire's catch phrases. Often said in rapid succession (i.e. "Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity..."[[/labelnote]]
* Ollie Williams' series of golden lines.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeUrIA64ZOI "IT'S GON' RAIN!"]]
** '''"IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS!"'''
*** "Do you have an umbrella?" '''"HALFWAY."''' "Where is it?" '''"INSIDE OUT, TWO MILES AWAY!"''' "Is there anything we can do for you?" '''"BRING ME SOME SOUP!"''' "What kind?" '''''"CHUNKY!"'''''
** How does Ollie beat the heat? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT5XzEcMvOA "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"]]
* "Thank you, Ted. That was the joke." [[labelnote:Explanation]] Spoken when Peter and Carter go to a poker game with Carter's buddies Bill Gates and Michael Eisner, and Ted Turner (who Gates and Eisner both hate) shows up uninvited. When Eisner says that Aces "go both ways" (i.e. are both high and low), [[HehHehYouSaidX Bill Gates cracks up and points out the double entendre]], and everyone at the table laughs. Then Turner dumbly says [[DontExplainTheJoke "Like a bisexual!"]] Used to mock people who make jokes less funny by unnecessarily explaining them.[[/labelnote]]
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