Zalgo - Television Tropes & Idioms

H̗͉͠E ͏͖̰C̰̳̣͔̲O̘Ṃ̴ȨS͞

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Zalgo is essentially what happens when you combine a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination with modern-day Internet Memetic Mutation and a dash of meta sensibility. Its origins are two strip hacks, one of Nancy wherein she invokes him

to get out of "walking Aunt Fritzi's turds," turning her and a boy with her into monsters, and another of Archie whrerein Mr. Lodge tells him and Veronica

to be wary of Zalgo and the end times, with a final panel of his pupils dilated, against a black background, screaming "ZALGO!"

The idea behind Zalgo is that he/she/it represents corruption. Corruption of innocence, corruption of normality, corruption of the world as we know it, the list goes on but you get the idea. Zalgo is the embodiment of that which is right decaying grotesquely into something very wrong.

T̫̺̳o̬̜ ì̬͎̲̟nv̖̗̻̣̹̕o͖̗̠̜̤k͍͚̹͖̼e̦̗̪͍̪͍ ̬ͅt̕h̠͙̮͕͓e̱̜̗͙̭ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ḥi̼̦͈̼v҉̩̟͚̞͎e͈̟̻͙̦̤-m̷̘̝̱í͚̞̦̳n̝̲̯̙̮͞d̴̺̦͕̫ ̗̭̘͎͖r̞͎̜̜͖͎̫͢ep͇r̝̯̝͖͉͎̺e̴s̥e̵̖̳͉͍̩̗n̢͓̪͕̜̰̠̦t̺̞̰i͟n҉̮̦̖̟g̮͍̱̻͍̜̳ ̳c̖̮̙̣̰̠̩h̷̗͍̖͙̭͇͈a̧͎̯̹̲̺̫ó̭̞̜̣̯͕s̶̤̮̩̘.̨̻̪̖͔
̳̭̦̭̭̦̞́I̠͍̮n͇̹̪̬v̴͖̭̗̖o̸k҉̬̤͓͚̠͍i͜n̛̩̹͉̘̹g͙ ̠̥ͅt̰͖͞h̫̼̪e̟̩̝ ̭̠̲̫͔fe̤͇̝̱e͖̮̠̹̭͖͕l͖̲̘͖̠̪i̢̖͎̮̗̯͓̩n̸̰g̙̱̘̗͚̬ͅ ͍o͍͍̩̮͢f̖͓̦̥ ̘͘c̵̫̱̗͚͓̦h͝a̝͍͍̳̣͖͉o͙̟s̤̞.̙̝̭̣̳̼͟
̢̻͖͓̬̞̰̦W̮̲̝̼̩̝͖i͖͖͡ͅt̘̯͘h̷̬̖̞̙̰̭̳ ̭̪̕o̥̤̺̝̼̰̯͟ṳ̞̭̤t̨͚̥̗ ̟̺̫̩̤̳̩o̟̰̩̖ͅr̞̘̫̩̼d̡͍̬͎̪̺͚͔e͓͖̝̙r̰͖̲̲̻̠.̺̝̺̟͈
̣̭T̪̩̼h̥̫̪͔̀e̫̯͜ ̨N̟e҉͔̤zp̮̭͈̟é͉͈ṛ̹̜̺̭͕d̺̪̜͇͓i̞á͕̹̣̻n͉͘ ̗͔̭͡h̲͖̣̺̺i͔̣̖̤͎̯v̠̯̘͖̭̱̯e̡̥͕-m͖̭̣̬̦͈i͖n̞̩͕̟̼̺͜d̘͉ ̯o̷͇̹͕̦f̰̱ ̝͓͉̱̪̪c͈̲̜̺h̘͚a̞͔̭̰̯̗̝o̙͍s͍͇̱͓.̵͕̰͙͈ͅ ̯̞͈̞̱̖Z̯̮̺̤̥̪̕a͏̺̗̼̬̗ḻg͢o̥̱̼.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗
̧̪͈̱̹̳͖͙H̵̰̤̰͕̖e̛ ͚͉̗̼̞w̶̩̥͉̮h̩̺̪̩͘ͅọ͎͉̟ ̜̩͔̦̘ͅW̪̫̩̣̲͔̳a͏͔̳͖i͖͜t͓̤̠͓͙s̘̰̩̥̙̝ͅ ̲̠̬̥Be̡̙̫̦h̰̩i̛̫͙͔̭̤̗̲n̳͞d̸ ͎̻͘T̛͇̝̲̹̠̗ͅh̫̦̝ͅe̩̫͟ ͓͖̼W͕̳͎͚̙̥ą̙l̘͚̺͔͞ͅl̳͍̙̤̤̮̳.̢
̟̺̜̙͉Z̤̲̙̙͎̥̝A͎̣͔̙͘L̥̻̗̳̻̳̳͢G͉̖̯͓̞̩̦O̹̹̺!̙͈͎̞̬ *

Please read this, for I am bringing you a warning from the verge of insanity. The fate of the world might depend on you.

If you think that the following is clouded in secrecy, you are entirely justified, but I can assure you that it is intentional, and for your own protection. T͍̬̣̠̪͢he ̩̺̙̝̝͘t̙͈̲̘̜ͅh̛̟i̲̙͙͍͎ͅn͇̹̤̦g͖̪͚͍̫ can sense you if you know too much, and while it might be kept behind à ̢̛t͟h͟ŗ͡e̷s͠h̕oļd̨͠, it is growing stronger while t͉͙͔͔̀h̖̩ͅe̹͙ ̜̮̞͓̞́b̙̗̰a̛r͈͚̫̮̜̙r̰į̥͙̘͇̙̰͕ȩ̬̟̲͇̦̭̳r is growing weaker.̘̰͝ͅ And it has its fair share of twisted human sycophants in this realm, who are more than willing to carry out its ḑąrk ̢wilļ̴, in our world either for their own gain, or for some higher, more sinister goals.

I do not have much time left. I̧t̴ i̵s̛ ͢c͘om̶ing and it is closing in fast. I can already heard the chanting of the thousand d̵̕͡a̡em̡o̢n̨i͞͏͘c ̡͠b̧͏a̡͞͡b҉i̷e̶s̨ who are constantly singing their e̢̥̤͙͚͔l̥͞d̷̯̳r̨̺̻̣i̴̟̪̻̳͖t͇̮͝c̶̺̩̠͉͉̯͇h͕̣e̻̩̠̺̫̠ͅd̬̹̯͞ ̦̝̪̟̭̥p͙̭̩̪̘̮̀r͖̼̤͕a̤̘͎͇̪̗̠͢ị̲͙̩͓̗́ͅs̹̠͕̭̼̲̙e͙̭̙ of their ṷ̧̹͉̤͉͛͂ͪ̀̎ͤͨ͛n̛̹̻̗̞͓̪̟̗͑̿̈́̏̅͒͋ͭḫ̲͓̜̞̬͔̯̭̽̾ͦ̉͝o̬̦̳͙͖͋̆ͪ̅l̬̩̊ͤ͐́͋ͪ̇̃͡ẙͥ̊̆̉̈ͫ͞͏̖ ̢̳̦͍̫͚ͥ͌̒̇͘͢m̗͉̻͚̰̈͢͢͞a͍̤̟̮̫ͬ̇̑̅ͦ̓́s͕͙̰̱̥͇͕̋̀ͩͭ͆ͭt͖̺̓ͤͫ̐̈́́͞e̷̖̝ͪ͑̄̅́͊ͅr̡͇͕̳͗ͫ̒̃̋́. It is important that you write the following down, and share it with as many people as possible. DO YOU HEAR ME?! IT IS IMPORTANT!! Thȩy can͝ ̸e͟as̢il҉y҉ ҉s̶t̷op͞ u͟s if̧ we͏ ̷a̕re ̸fȩw,́ ͜bu҉t ̡if a͞ ̷l͘o҉t ҉ơf̶ p͘e̵o̡pl̵e ̨k͝no͘w w͠hat I ̵a̴lrea̡d҉y ͘kǹow, an̷d w͠h̕at y̛ou ar҉e ̵a͜re̷ ̡àb͘ou̡t̨ tò ̶kn͠ow͘, ̶w̵e̷ wi̢ll͟ abl̴e̴ ̵t͡o͡ déf̀eat th͘e̵m.͡ I̖̜̖̠̫̜f̱̼͎̣͍ ̪̘̺i̢̼̠͔̼̼t̳͙̭̩͇͍̩̀ ̵̫͍̻̰̬̦̘i̘s̸̠̖͖͔ ͜n̗̫ò̘ṯ͉̣̠ ̮̙͜a̱͚̟͚̪̳l̙̲̰͉̫ͅr̦e̮̠͔̭̦a̵̪̫̭̲͍͚d͇̤̠̘̣͕̝͞y̲ ̟͚̙͟t̤̲̳͓ơ̞o̟̙̰ l̙̣̼͢a̮̺͓t͏e̗

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T͖̟̹̦̤̣̦̹̒̌ͥ͑̇͐͊͝o̴͍̼̯̭͓͍̝̰̊͆̌͝ ̟̳͈̝̼ͦͥ͘͡i͇̺̬̭̻ͯͣ͂n̻̳͙̯̜̼͇̿ͮ͛̑v̴̶̪̲̟͕͈̙̋̈́̆̆̾ö̩̻̥͍̟̩̦́k̮͖͚̻͆̉͌ͪ̒̽͆ͬe̴̸͚̹̬͓̠̤͑̋ͯ̔̿ͬͅͅ ̺̻͓̱̤ͨ͊ͧ͒͊t̶̨͔͖̹̼̰͓̻̂̉̈́̿ͮ͝h͉͕̠͈̙̫̲̝̫͛ͩ͟e̝͇̦̹͑̌͜ ̨̥̇͊ḩ̛̦̙̳̳̲͐͞i̪̳͒̔͢v̵ͨ͋ͮ̔̏ͩ҉̥̜͚̭͖e̟̙̣͈̥͒̈̎ͦͅ-̣̳͍͕͋͌͌̂̆͡ͅm̥͉̝͔͓̻̊͗ͩͮ͠ỉ̧͙̬͇͓̇ͧͣ̍ͥṋ̗͙͇͉͕̬͙͙ͭ͑̂̍̇̇͑͐͋d̼̭̆̋ͭ́̅̏̇͘ ̵͍̜͔͙̗̼͚̫̒͊ͯ̇͌̃̈́͟͞r̢ͤ̉̄ͣ͋͏͓́e̷̢͕̠ͮ̈́̆ͅp̡̯̮̲͇͕̩ͧ̇̍̚̕ŗ͇͖̒̎͋ͪͣe̸̴̢͎̖̠̫̪͔̽́̽͛ͅs̹̳͖͉͇̣̻̊ͣͤ̄̌͛̓̚͟e͐ͪ̋̿̓͏̠͚̼̪̣̰ͅn̶͖̖͕̺̠͔̻͈̐ͬͫͫ̑͘t̥̪̤̹͎̹̞ͧ͑ͧ͝͡ͅị̮̩̥̮͙͎̓͑͠ͅn̷̼͔̗͎̩̫͔͊g̶̞̱̝͙̝͙̋́̄͌̅͢͝ ̘͙̮ͫ̉ͪ͢c̟̲͕͕̩̓̎͞ḣ̶̸̩͚̦̬̱̤͔̹͈́̔͐ͤ͡aͭ̃̐̌ͮͦ͏̫̜̣̬̲̙̭͢ò̠̭̖ͥͩ̈́͆̓̈s̴̛͓͓̲̲͋̊͑̐̓ͩͬ͑.͎̳̄͋ ̷̢̹̳͙̹̙͍̙̅̂ͩͧ̾̚I̮̤̪̹̠̾͋̃n̶̺̫͓̲̥̠͔̄́̓ͪ̍͋͢v̡̭͕͙̣ͫ̎ͮ͐̄̇͛̚̕ͅoͬͧ̿ͫ̔̉ͫ̽̚҉͈̦͕k̸̽̎̐͏̱͇͜ḯ҉̵̻̣̫̞̭̳̰͖̬n̷̜͖̞̮̬͈͖͍̿̓͂͛̾͋̽̉͠͝g̡̰̹͌ͨ̆ͬͯ͌ͥ̋̚͡ ̴̨͙̲̪̜ͤͥͤ̉ͫͯ̒̉ẗ̨̬̹̼̯͆̍ͮ̓͘hͬ̽҉̛͓̘̩̯̥̜e͂̏̓̿̍͠҉̣̲̳̮̩͍̕ ͕̼͇̙̪̣̠͈͔ͭͯ̀ͭ͒f͎̗̳͎̥̈́̑͌͛̌̏ͥ͞e̸̡̠͉͓̰̙ͣͭ̈͊̈̐̔̊ḛ̦͕̯̋̒ͭ̇̅̿͡l̶̝͓̳̗̮̻͍̯̋ͨ̅̊̅̾ĭ͕̬̥̥̾ͣ̓n̶̝̞̬̦̄̃g̥̖͇͙̠̽ͬ́ͯ̽ͫ̉ ̳͈̪́͛ͯͫ́ͬͯ̑o͔̰̪̰͒̎ͮ͘͢f͖͓͇̣ͨ͂ͤ̚̕ ̛̘͍̗̣̟̬̼ͥ̓c̵̸͔̩͔̩̫̰̜̐͑̎ͯ̚ͅh̨͙͈̥̉ͫ̈̿͆̔ͣä̧̺̪͔͔̱͓̠̞ͮ̇͒̍̊o̶̴̟̱̻̻͙͂͜s̼̱̣̩̦̺̖͕̈̆͋̒͂ͨͥ̀͞͝.͓̣͎̳͇̤͇̺͗ͩ͆̆̅ͤ͡͝ ̶̬̬̱̟̜̼̓̆͂̽̍ͣ̒͒͢͜Ẅ̧̦́ͩ̚iͫ͒͐͛̿͏̳͕̞̙͝t̺̝̣̥̻͓͂̐̏̍͢h̐́ͨ́͏̶̱̝̮̞͖͓̬ ̶̺͉̓͌̆ͯ̐̍ͤo͓̺̻̪̗̗̓̇ͭ͆ͪ̓̚̕͟ͅͅụ̧̡̠̰̭̒̅̄̒̊ͮ̈́t̞̯͓̲͕̗̹̤ͥ̋ͣ͌ ͖̐̌̑̉͑̉͟o̖̣̖͕ͤ̐͗̍͐͠r̬̃ͧ͌̈̔d̖͔̝̱͎̙͒ͫeͮ̌̔ͪ҉̣̠̰̳r̲̠̠̪̯̙̬̲ͬ̾ͪͪ̅ͥ̚͘.̵̝̜̣̝̙͚ͪ̑̃͆̂͘ ͍̪̼̦̲̰̇͑̋ͥ̓̍͒ͣͦ̕ͅT̴͙͙̱͚̳͕̤̩̈́̏̂ͩ̐ͅh̵̴͔̙̻̺͕̽e̙̗̜̞̓͑ͬ̓ͥͯͧ̂ ̴̲̲ͤͣ̀N͚͍̻̿̒͌̍͆e͕̹͖̊̔̏ͫ̍ͬͥ̚͠z̸̖̦̯̮̠̑p͎̭͂ͦ̇ͬͦ͌͞ḙ͆̆̉̽̉͗r̢̬͔̬͓̺͇͎̬̘̆ͤ́̆̋̕͝dͥͫ̊̾͋ͪͩ̒̐҉̙͇̩͉i͍̙̬̦͙͉͍ͮ͡ͅǎ̸̡̘̩̟̮̫̋̿̇̈́̀n̸̶̜̻̲̝̰̗͙̍̌̓͐̾ͯ̀ ̩̣̻͍͔̩̥̱̈̊̆̎̔̔͑̕h̵̸̝̳̮̫̙̮͖̬̔̂͗̂͞i̴̪͎̖̠͐́̋͌͜͞v̺́̔ͬͨ̉ͅë̬̙̪̞́̈́͐͋̃̒ͩ-̶̳̮̖̳͎̻͓̯̪ͬ̋̄ṃ̡̗̩̩̦ͨͧ͑̽̄͠i͈̭͖̞̫͔͋͑̆̆ͣ͜n͙̠̙̦̫̺̩̐͊̓̐̍̚d̷͓̜͖̪̼͉̟̤͛͑͗̋ ͉ͤͧͦ̄̓̔ͧ̍͑̕͘o̗̦̹̫̹ͭͤf̶̛̖̣̦̯͚̪̞̞ͨ̂̌̃̇̎̐ ̈̐̄̔̾͑͏̵͇̤̰c̠̘̗̹̰̬̱̝̖ͦ̒ͧ̿̌̿͘ḧ̫̙̬͇̳͍͔́̊͒ͮ́͂͡a̫̪͙͎͉̲͎̹͋͆ͮͪ̿ͪ͋o͇͉̒̊ͧ̃̋̈́̈́̀̕s̷͉̘̹̟̺̦̅͌.̵̮̝̠̎̈́̕͞ ̬̹̠͈̫͔͕̓ͭͮ̀̆ͪͅZ̩̻͎͓̯̲̓ͥͫͪ̎ą̹͔̖̖̱͍̥̞́̂̀̈ͭ͂̈̂͛l̨̮ͪ̒͌ͦ̊ͧ̊͛͘͜g̪͔̩̑͆̆̏͛͌ͩ̋ớ̢̳̮̫̬̣͈͔ͨ̽ͧ̔̋.͍̦͇͔̲͓͔̜ͯ͂̆̋́̕ ̡̯͈̺̣̮̙̒͒̀̆ ̴̫̎̂ͪ͛͑̌̉ͯ͢Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉̯̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬̣̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇͔̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞͙̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ͣ̈́͌ͧ̈́ ̶͕͖ͧͫ͂̔B̵͔̩ͤ̔̀̄͆̒̽̕e̢̟̲̯̹͙ͩ͒́̊͝h̄͑ͦ̆̒͏̭̜̗̟̕i̢͎̙͔͚̻̜̠͋̓̍ͧ͗͑ͪ͛͜n̴̨̓̑҉͔d̰̮͈̺͑̓͗́͜ ̨͇̤ͤͨ̓͋̕T̑ͭͥ̋̐̾҉̴̛̭h̬̱̰͉ͤ̊̉ẽ͔̤̱͇̱̮͗͂͠ͅ ̖͍̦̯̦̹͕ͬ̒̏͢͞W͓̘̩͙ͥ̑́͂͐a̸͊ͦ̅ͯ́҉͍͓̩͔͎l̗͚̰̬̘̫͎ͥͤ̓ͅl̻̄͆́ͯ̔̈́̾.̣̠̯̝̞͚͚͒ͬ͆̅̈͜͢͢ ̬͇͍̞̫̱̟̒͛͑ͦͤͩ̐̾͟Z͉̝̰̣̩̞̭͌̆́̅̓̑̒͜A̷̡̺͒͗̐̒L͑͌͐ͥ́͞҉̛̪̜̙͔G̿̍̈́̿͒ͭ̍ͮ̍҉̡̞̻̯̩̮̤̰̹O̲̯̯̭ͣͬ̔͘!̩̬͙͇͚͇̩̄̒͐͌̈͗ͨ̀ͅ

H̬̬̯̺̠͈̥͎̓̾̇ͦ͑ͣ́̚͢e̛͉̺͂ͦ̋ͬ͂̕ ̛̥͎̮̤͓̭͍̂͡ͅc̴̰͎͖ͮ͊́o̴͈͕̙̬̟͔̣̤̤͑͌̂͐̈̍̉ͩm̝͔̗̖̥͎͇͗̽ͪ͢͠e̝̩ͦ͆́̂͆͐̉͠͝͝s͎̮̈́̿̓͑́́͒͊͢͝

Hͤ͠E͡ ̸Ĩͭ̆̋ͤSͪͨ ͪͣ͌ͯ̔ͤͮ͠C͋̈́Oͪ́̐̍̉̚͞M̸̉̋͑̇̔̚Iͯ͆͐ͦ̓̓N̢̾͑ͥͧ̓Gͫ͒̋͂̿ͪ̕
Hͥ̋ͩ́Ȩ̋ ͐͂̉͘W̿ͨ̊͂Hͣ̉ͪ͊̈̈́̄Ő̢ͮ́̈̊ ͫ̀Ẃ̢̀A̿Iͤ͏T͂S̾́͐̔͛̌ͨ ̀̈͛͐Bͣ͗͋ÉH̉̓ͧ̚͝I̶ͩͪN͗̋̉̓ͤ̌̅͡Ď͆̐ ͏Tͨͩ͒̎H̷̉Eͨ ́͛̃̓҉Wͭ̋͂͛̿Ȧ͜L͒̍̑͐ͨ́̄͠L̏̊͂̈̉
̓͂̅ͧ͛͝H̵̅̓ͨ́̐̋ͭEͭ ̔ͧͦ̏̋ͩͬW͗Hͭ͏O͛ͧ͋̾̌ ̶ͭ͑̃́̽͌W̛͛̽A̍͌ͨ̈̉̐I̢̍̓̿̊̚T̉̑̒̍̌̏Sͩ͌̏͂̆̂҉ ͯͭ̈́̾ͬͤ̂̕T̡̒̏ͯ̌ͥOͯ́̕ ͧ̑ͤ̋͗͐Ḗ̢̄̀N̷͛͆̀̌D̿ͩͦ̈ ͤ́͒̅̑Ĩ̵̃T̄̌͑ͯͯ̑̓͢ ̄̍ͪ̑͊̏ͫÀ̂̑ͭͣ́LL͑͒̋͊̃̊
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̋͂̄̊͐̈Aͬͦ̋L̶ͩL̏̿ ̡̐͛̔̊̂T͒͊̈̆̉͏HA̡ͦ́̊T̎͒ ̍̈́̒̀̽ͬ̑Y̓ͬȌͬͪ͗̒͡Ų̈́̐͒ ͨ͛K̴͑̉̓̎ͨN̛̾ͪŐ͏W̑̃ͯ̕
͌̾ͨA͝ĹL̡ ͮ͌̆ͨ͘T̋ͣͩ̋̋ͦ͒H̀A̡͑ͩŤ̽̎͑ ͋ͧ͊͐̆̒͠Ỳ͡O̽̓̋ͬ̎̽Uͥ͏ ͤA̽̓Rͭ̊ͧ̾̓̚̚E͞
̈̾͌ͥ̋̉̕H̀̆Eͮͣͫ̍ͭ̅̚ WͪǏͯ̀͂̽̕ĽĹ͌̿ͫ̍ͮ́ ̂ͮ҉T̷̒ͩ͋ͤ̓͆͌E͆͊͒͑̔̆A͆Ȑ̄͌̑ͧ ͫI͊̒͗͌T̃̍͆ͧ̈́̀ ͗̓ͮÁ̷̌͑̋͂P̍̉ͪͪͣẢ̊̉Ř̷Tͫͭͦ̉ ̔̑͏À̈ͧ̒͟N̍ͮ̅͛͛͑̄͘Dͨ͌̓͌̍̽ͫ҉ ̡̎L̓ͭ̅͢E̛ͧ̌̓Aͧ̆͊̿͏V̋̑͜E̴ ̛Y̾OͣUͤ̌̕ ͥ̇̔̉͂̒̒ÁFͯ̚͏Ä͠Rͣ́ͪͥ̏
ͫ̑ͦ̔͂̚͠
ͦ͒ͣH̽ͬͫE͏ ̾̈ͨ̀WIͮ̇L̀̑͠L̇ͪͮ̍̑̍ͭ ̒ͣ͒C͊̐͑̅̆̏̅A͂̈́ͧͣͬL̆͌͊̑̎͋̍Lͤ̍̀ͭ҉ ͣ͊ͥͦ̇ͬO̎̓̊͑̚N̴̑̃̄ͤ̓̍ ͨ̚Tͫ̈́ͥ͜H͛͑͗E̽ ̌̂̉ͥ̂͛͠Bͥ͐ͨ̑͊͡E͊͊̚͢A̢͂̈̃͑̌ͤ̂S̢̍T̿ͯ͜ ͧ͏Tͣ̂̈͌̐̅O͑ͥ ͆̓ͫͤ̾̽D̛ͧ̆̊E͋̎͞V̈́͌́O͗̒͐͞U̶ͬRͨ̉ͩ ̢̑YO̿͋͒́U͊͛͋̔ͥ͐Ŕ̔͐ ͬ̿͊͑͆Ś̷ͭͣ̓ͩO̔ͣͧ̑̒͘Uͤ̔̈̐ͩ̏̚͟L̛ͨ͆̈́̿̓ͥ
ͧ̈̊̿ͩH͆Ẻͪͧ ̀W̷ͣ̀I̓̈́ͯ̕Lͮ̒͐̆͐̏L̇̚ ̊̓̌͑̍͆ͪ̕TA̸̓ͫͥͦK̆̐͛E̿ ̸̀̓̑ͥ̐T͐̃̌͊͢Ḣ͒̇̋E̡̐ͥ̀ͬ ͋̊͑̔ͭ̀Wͩ̓̿͂͢H̓ͩ҉O̾̿̋̌͒̀L͑̍̊͊E̢͗ ̡͆W̓͑̉͑͌ͪͧO͟R̓̾̈́L̶ͫ͆̈́̅͒͂̚D̈́̉͌̈́ͥ͠ ͗ͮ̐Ã͟N̏̐͠Dͨͮ̑͢ ́ẂI̔ͭ̆҉L̎ͯ̆͘L͗̀̄ͪ̒ͬ̕ ̐ͭͣMA̿KͨE̴ͬ͐̎̌͋ͧ ̒͗̏ͩ̈̿I̽ͫ̏͗T̎ͪͯͬͤͣ͗ ̈́̍̀҉ÚͦNͤ̇̅ͬ́W̋̔ͦͫͫHƠL̾ͯ̐̚E͋͌̔͐ͦ͑
̴ͮ̄ͮ
͗ͯ̋ͣ̚͡H̍́Ë́͋ ̊ͯ҉C̈́̉̂Ǫͯͣ͐M̽͘E͑ͮ͗̒͏S͢
͆͐̽̐͂̊̿͞
ͮḦ̸́̌̌̈́̏ͦE͑͛ͩ̍ ̈́ͯ̀W̧̑͛̄H̢͒̒̃̃̃Ȏͫ͌̽̀̾̚͏ ̈̾͋̇W̶̏̒̓͗Ī̎Lͨͭ͆͐̈́̒L̄ͯͨ ͬ̐S͜IN͐̆ͥ̎̏̍͌̕G ̇͌ͫͯ̂͠Ṫ̷̓ͥ̅̉̚Ĥͦ̐̚͘E̔̾͜ ̐ͤE͛͑̅̉̄N̽ͥ̄ͨ͝Ḑ̋ͮ̍̂̾ͧ̇ ͥ̽͌̿̽̕Öͯͮ̉ͧ̆F̨͑ ̀̏ͤ͊T̊Ḧ̡ͧ̈Ë́̈ͨ̅͊̅ͭ ̶Eͤ̌A͆ͮ̕Rͦ̓͗̑̀T͛̈̄̓̑̈́̃͡H̨ͣ͋̿ͨ́
̸ͫ̏ͮ͐̃Sͫ́Ȗ̍̊̚͜C̴ͣH̅ͣ̌ͭ ͣ̋͑ͥAͪ͟ ͗̑ͫͪB̸ͮͯ̑ͦͤ͐EͨÄ́ͫ̎̃̋̃̈Ůͫ̏ͬ̆͌T̢ͥ̆I̐ͨ̀̄̓͝F͠U͌̅̕L̷̀͑ ͧ̽̌̑̀S̒̌̿ͥ̓Ö̑͂ͧ̑̿N̅G̀͗͊̍̽́̓
ͦ̐́W̏̑Ȟ̑ͣ̃̉Aͫ̈́̽̇̓̅̈́͝T̴̃ͤ͂ͣ ͆̇͟Áͭ͋͒ͦ̕ ̽̓ͩ̀B̾ͤͪ̆ͧ̄Ẽ̔ͩ̎̚̕A̅̄̑Ư̂̊̉͂̔̎T̈́̈́̈́̀I͊ͭͣ̏ͬ̃F̂͑͒ͫ͑ƯͩLͩ̅ͦͯͪͨ҉ ͌N̶͗̿ͤ̎̿ͥ̋I̢Gͦ̆̎̉͐̕H̔̔͢T́ͣ͏
ͩ͗͂͑̒̒̏H̆̀E͌ͨ̇̓ͣͮ ͗̏̅ͧ͡Ȃ̎̐ͧ͒̒͛W̴̔Aͪ́I͏T̛̒ͫS̶ͩ̄͒̀̎ ̴̅Tͤ̈́̃H̓͛̉̇͝I̔S̉ͣ ͣ̂ͬNͥ̓Î͆ͯ͗̍ͭG͑ͤHT̈́̽̔ͣͫ̃́
ͫH͆͆̆Eͦ̂ͨ̈́̽͢ ̀̾ͪ̾̈́A͆ͭW͒̆̔͛Aͥ́Ì̾ͬͩ̽ͮ̍́T͌͆ͯ͋҉Sͤ̈ͦ͋͒̇ ͂͊̿̔̚Ḑ͌̐͑ͣAR̊̄͋ͯ̒K͝N̡͛́ͮͧE̵ͬ͐ͨŚ̅ͬͭͥ̑̽Ŝ̢̾
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͑̎͞H͠E ͋ͭ̍̑̏̇W͜Hͮ͊̀̑O͌̇ ̇̎ͯ̍̍WA̢͐ͧ͌IT͂ͬͥ̈́͂́S̽̃͒̌ ̵ͯ̈ͣB͐̿ͪ̆͛Eͨ́H̽͒̏ͦ͊͛I̍N̈́ͪ̄ͥ̓̒̚D̸̓ ͣ̅ͫ͝Tͭ̏̂̐̑̏̕H͛̋͠Ę̆ ͭ̐W̴̌ͦͨ͊ͤ͆͋AͫLͪ̏̈́̊̄L̡ͥ̆͒̔ͪ̿
̔̎ͧH̀͒̍̅̑͊E ͤ̂͌Ì͌͗̾̋ͭ̈́͏Ş̄̈́ͪͩ̄ ̈́̇͑̽̏̄T̐̀͒̉͝H̍ͮEͥ̿̇̅̇́ ̴ͥ́͐̈ͦC͒̎ͧͮ͒̐ͬ҉Ĥ̄ÀO̸T̓̆̈ͮ̃ͪ̎Iͭ̈͟C͆̓͟ ̷̓ͣ̅̿H̔̂҉I̿ͬ͟V̵͒̿E̶͐̉͊̓M̴̒̂͑̽̅͌Iͥͮ̇̌̀̍́N̏́ͫͣ͛̏̾D̓͛̍̋ͭ
̧̇E̿̂ͬͩ̿Aͣ҉Tͯ̓҉I̿͊N̈́ͭ͒G͛ͧ̅̽̉ ̿ͭͯ̓ͧͬM̓̉͐͒̀Y̆̿̾̊́̂̃̀ ̸S̍͆̉̇͊̍OÜL̸̈ͣͥ̌̀̇
̵M͌͛͏A̅̚͝Kͬ̉̿͗̍̊I͋̐ͫͦͫ͠N̢G̑ͧ͋ ̏͠M͊ͯ̍ͩͪ́Ĕ̊̒ Ǔ̚N̸͑W̓̂̔҉H̡͌O̽̎͂ͤͭͫ͘Ĺͮ̋͠E͆͂
̑ͨ͂̈́ͦͮO̚͏N͌̔̃͟Ȅ͂ ̨W͂ͬ̂͠I̍͋̈́̈͘T҉H͐ͮ̑ͬ̈̾̆ ̍ͪ̒HͦI̋͛҉Mͪͪͯ͜

͟Ç̿̽H̡ͩ̂ͤ̈́A̴̿̿ͩOͯ͆̎̇̐͆S̢ͨ ̈̄ͥ͌͛̀A͋̓N̂̈́D̴ͨͥ̿̑ͣͥ ͂ͯ̿̊ͮͥ̃C̎ͨ̃͏Ä̢̅Sͨ͜U͋͊ͪ̓ÂL̉T͒ͫͬ͑Y͋̑̂͆́̓ ͑̓͊̆͠B̑ͦÒTḦͨ͋̎̌͋̓҉ ̓ͤ͌͟BẺ̾̉ͨŘ̵ͦ̈́ͬ̀Ẻ͡F̾̑̋͛̄͜T͜
̓̀ͭ͛̂̈Ẁ͐͆̇͞Iͤ̋̾ͥ̔T̓H̅̇̿̈ ͋̓͛͜O̍́R͌ͨͣ͡D̿̋̓͐̊̀E̔ͦͣͦ̾Rͭ̍͑̂́ ̵Wͨͥ̃͑̍ͫͯIͬ͑ͮ̄͘T̀H̏̍ͣ̀ͮͤͭO҉Ū̌̆̔͛ͥT͊̈̆͆̽ ̉͑̈́C̿ͨ̄͆H̏ͬ̈́̾͂A̒ͥ́ͧ͒̚Õ̋̒͛͗͝S̸̈́ͦ̍̄̚ ̿͛T̸ͩH̀ͩ̌ͧͣ̋E͂ͤ̓̅̾̑́RE̸͂ͣ͋̐ͧ̿ ̴̑ͮͣ̇̒̌I̎̉̾̓͊S̴ͥ̈͐̓̄ͭ̈ N͏Ȍ̑̋͊ͩ̎ͨ ͐ͮͫ̈́O̵̍ͫ̍̃ͫ͐̏R̍̽ͩD̈ͤ̓͌͐̈́̽͠Eͪ̈ͥ̓̄͗̍Ŗͨ͂̈́̃ͫ̋̈́ ̋̌̓ͭL̆E̸ͩͮ͋ͤ̌̄F̄ͭͯ̚Ţ͆͊͛ͫ͌̅̈́
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̵̉̈̂H͊͑͒Ȅ̆̌͂̄̚̕ ̅̊ͪ́̓͐W̾̌ͬA͊̈̎̆̉̅ͮ͟I͑ͫ̂̊͢T͊̅͂ͮS͛̆ͥ͗͜ ͥͤ̍͆F̸̆Oͨ̀R̀ ̓ͪ̎̓͡Tͭ̔̀̅͊H̓̓̂̐̔̒Iͨ͞S̀
̧͐̾H̒̒̄̇̍E͒͐͌̈́͌̍̚͢ ͩ͗͊̇̄̐ͫ̕Wͪ̿ͦͮ͑H̍̾́̒ͫŎ̐͌̇ ̃̽̄̂̚͠W̐ͥ̑͗̚A̾̎ͫ̇ͣ͒I͑ͧ̏͜T̊͆ͨͧ͟S̈ͤͥ̾̿ ͩB̚E͠H͗ͣ̊͌҉Iͯͤ̃ͤͦN̿̆̂̑̚D̸̍ ͩ́T̍H̵̒E̵͂̏ ̷W̕A̔̂̆͐͒̓ͣL̀͊ͧ̓ͧ͊Lͭ̓̾̊ͮ͊̚
̃ͮ̓̔͐W̃ͫ̎͏A̴̒͌ͧI̾T̢S̎͋̎̏͑̓ ̊̏ͦ͑F͋͠OR ͫ͗ͩT̨̂̎̚Ḩ̀̏E̢ͭ̾̅̂ ̎̍̀̃̅̈́҉C̋͊Å̛̽̆L̾͑̍̃L̛̋͂̏
ͣͭ̆ͦT̕Oͬ̒ͭ͌ͪ̐ͤ S͆̊ͨ́̒̽ÉTͧͨ͂͘ ̐H̾̈͂̐Iͪ̓͌ͮ͢M̛̏ͭͣ̐̄ͦ̃ ͣͬ̿ͩ̓ͤF̊ͣ҉R͂̇ͫ̊́Eͤͣͧ͆ͫͮEͧ̍̊̑̉͛̚
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ͨ̀̇H̊ͣ͆̎͢E̅̿̚ ͆͑̆͏Wͥ̂ͩ̾ͩͥI̢̋̃̿͂̾L͑ͧͧL̡̾̌ ̐̽ͣ̄D̴ͮ̍E̋̉̐́S̏̉̾͐ͩ̒͞T̶ͭͤR͒̂ͣͦ̀͊ͣO̅ͥY̎ͫ͑ Ȉ̀̔ͨ͗Tͦ͢ ̷͊ͯ͐Aͩ͢Lͬ͂ͬͨ̌̂̎L͗̍ͤ͋̄͊͒
̄́Ą̈ͧ̍͐L̆͊ͥͧ̿́̚L̄̓ͤ͐̓ ͆ͦ̉̄͐ͧW͡Ĭ̏̓̈ͫͧ́Lͬ̕L̈́͋͑͑ͣ̈͢ ͦ̐ͥ͒Bͤ͆́̌͂E̔͗̈́ͮ̉ͬͨ͏ ͦ͊̏L̡͛͒̌́ͤ̎̋ǍḮ͊̾̊͐̊̚҉Dͥ̑ͦ͊́ ̛͌̔̀ͯTͧͦ̀̑͋̂͝O͘ ͗̒ͯ̔R̴̾ͩ̉̌EŠ͆̆̊T̉ͦ͗̐
ͯ͒́̍͋̂A̿͑́ͦ̍̃T̨ͥ͛͌̄ ̶ͨ̇̎͊̈̒H̓͋Ȉ̊̓̊̈ͭ̈Ş ͆́H͒ͣͩ͛̊ͦÅN̅ͧ̓̊͟D͛̾ͪ͢S̶̾͑̃͋̅̚
̓Hͨ̇̽̍́E̵͂͒ ̊̊͋͆ͭ͠W͐̇̊I͋̃̈L̑̊̋̀͂L͒ͫ̔̄͋ Mͪ̔Ą̉̇Kͧ̽ͬ̒ͦ̌E̓̔͆̀̇̂̕ ̇͡Iͤ́̃́͏T͂̀ ̵ͮ̔̅̓͆̇͛A̽͞L̃̔Lͬ͆ ̃̌͆̀͊͑Hͯ̈Ỉ̋͟S̢̎ͩ̍̾̇
̄ͣ͜Í̿́ͩ̓͘F͆ͧͤ̉͗ͯ͊ ͑̂̆̊ͣ̈́̈́̀Y̛̐̎ͫͫͤ͊ͮȬ̓̊̍ͪÛ̀̏̊ ̈́̽̐ͥ̾̓͘L̍͐͐E͛̃̄̊ͯ͂̌Ť̒ Hͨͫ̈́I͛̇ͮ̒̏̎̀͏M̄̓̎
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ͪ̐̍̑ͤ̋Hͨͨ̕Eͮ̽̽̐̎̂ͦ̕ ͆̓̂WÌ̾Lͯͮ̓̅̈́̾L̇̊͘ ̢ͧ̐̓S̓Ȉ͌̒̐͑͊N̶ͧͭ̃̊G͘ ͗͌ͧ͆̉T̵̐̀H̃̃̾͌E͐͒͟ ͯ͂̚Sͭ͛̓͛ͫ̐̎Ỏ̶ͪͯ͋̔NͦG̾ͣ͒͛̽̅
̵̃T̴̐̃̿̅ͫH͠E͗ͧ̀̿ ̽̅͜S̏ͩO̸̔ͣ͒͂̋N̡͗G̔͛ͫ͠ ̵͊ͬ̇̃ͩͭT̸͛̽O͟ ͐̅͗ͨ̐E͂N̡̏̏ͭͮ̚D̓̓ ̛ͭͬ̓T͐ͥHͧ̃̏̒̒̾͏Ẻͤ ̇ͧ̾̍Ê̓̑ͨ͌̔A͊̿̿ͥ̔ͥ͑R͑ͦ͐̓ͣ̕T͛ͬ͋̈́ͪͦ̚͝H͋̈̇͗͏
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̂̌̏ͤ͞HE̓ͪ̽̽̔̒̀ ͫͮͩ͋̄̏́Iͥ̓ͦS̍̚ ̾̃ͪ̚T̋̀̿ͫͪ̆H̅̓̿̓̀E͆͐̔ͭ̐͟ ͆ͥ̏Õ̧ͫ́͌̃͆̐N̡E̐̒ ̇ͣWͧ͛͊ͥ̌͋I̓̿͛T̉̓̈̓̀ͨ̋Hͯ̆͗ͩ̐͑́O̶͛ͮ̏́͐Ȕ̈́͋ͪ͏Tͣ ̧ͬͨ̌̆̌Ȩͬͯ̑Y̵E̿͋̈́̉̄̂Sͣ̊ͣ̈͂̿ͥ͢
̶̐H̨͐Ê ̨̔ͬ̌̑̊ͭ͌Iͩͪ̚̚͜Sͧ́̈́ T̐͂ͦ̉̾̓̊͡H̑ͮͬ̊ͧ̚Ẽ̾ͬ̐̾͑ ̐ͧ͌́ͥO͑ͮN̶͌ͫ̒Eͩ͒͐̒͘ ͋̈́̇̇ͣ͌ͬW̉ͬ̑̒͐̕Iͯͪ͊̀͞T͐͑ͯͦ͒̅͜H͂ͥͮ͞O̒͟U̡͋T̾̍́̊̅ ͣ̂̅ͫ͏SḨ͌̔ͯͨÄ́̀P̈ͥͧ̓ͦͯͧEͬ̏͂̐̿̊
̈́̽H̎ͭ̃̄ͬE̓ W̴ͤ̃I͐ĽL͂ ̇͐̎Bͫ͑ͨ̑ͩͬͪ͞Eͭͮͥ͆̌ ̵̆͑̆̈́T̸H͊̅̆ͪĘ͐̒̾̏ͣ͊̚ ̧̈ͣ̾̌ͬO̒ͣ̓͋ͨ͡Ń̷̓͗̈͛E̊̌̍̐̒̄̓ ̎͗̃̒̆͢W̴H̓̈́̈ͩͯ̽͋́O͒ͧͨ̌ͮ̕ ̵̐̇͋ͮͪͣ́Lͫ̆ͮͪÌE̎ͯS̍̾̒͒ͣ̓̒
ͩ̿͛̀ͫH҉E ͛̆̕Wͧ̐̓͡I͌ͪ̾̈́ͤͤ̚L̋ͦ̃ͭ̍͏L̡ͨ́͋ͧ̐̿ ̋̒̑B̵̒̽̒̈́̇ͬË́͂ͤͪ͐ͭ͝ ̀̂ͧT́́͂̽̽̚ĤE͐ͭ̈́̌ ͥ̔O̵̍̄ͤ̑N͐ͧ͊̿̑ͦ͞Eͫͬ͂͆̈͂̚͢ ͧ͊ͩW̊̃͊́ͩ̅͂H̍͌͌ͦ͞O̎̍̍ͧ͒̄ ̾ͩ́ͬ͒Wͣͩ̃̈́̆͌ÌL̋ͥ̓ͦͩL̃̈́͑͢ ́ͯ̓̄R̐ͦ͜ÁͣͯPͩ͗͑ͩ̊ͮ͠Ě̸̇͆̒ͮ̚
̋ͮ̓̄̐̚T͑ͧ̐͏H̀̍͋̓̎̚R͋ͬ͛̄O͐̃Ų̐͑̽̽ͧ̚GH ̇͌̓̄̄T̢̆͛̓͗̐͛̓H͐ͥ̓̎̐̀I̡̿͆̊͑͋̚S̅̂̾̽̓͂͛͠ ̏̎S̃ͮ̊ͧ̽̋̚H̸̽͑A͂ͭT̸̓T̴̓͊ͮ͂̐ȆR̷̓ͬ̉ͫ̓̉̎E͗̓ͣ̃D̶̋ͦ̅̽̔ ̅͛̔̈́W̊̿ͯ͆̌̾͛O̷ͤͦ̈́̓R̡ͫ̾͗L̽͂́̋͒̅D̀͌ͫ̑͆̒̊
̉̓̃̄̃̂ͭT̈͐̉̎ͮ͂ͩ͜Hͨ͊́̑ͮͪͭ̀Ṙ̐ͯͯ̓͂ͤ͢O̊̓ͮ͘Ų͑Gͭͤͫ̊ͧH ̈̀͏M̵̅̆͐ͪŶ͌̈̎̓͘ B͊́̎ͣͤͪLẰͣ̚C̍̽̂K͗͑ͤ̀̆E͌ͦ̋́͒́̓͢N͒ͦͫ̉̄̽͝E͊̓̓̓͛̐͡Dͫ̀̓̅̇ ̷ͤ̃̂͐̆̔̚Èͪͬ͆Y̎̏ͪͭ̚E̒͛̍ͧͩ̄̽S͠
̑͂ͦͪ͞T͂͂ͤ͋̒ͭ́HR̸̾Ō̔̂̿̍U̶̿̈́̒ͦͭ̍͆GH͊̓͒̊ ̡̈̑͗̓̇T̏̾͂H̛ͤͨ̎͒̉Į̏͌ͬ̉͐̍S̿ͨ C̈́̂̀ͨ̕UR̋ͫ̑̆̽LE̊̊̉̈D͋͂ͭͨͨͬ҉ ̈́̄͐͡Fͬ̎̒̎͝A͞T̒ͪ͑̈́͞E̾͛̊ͯ
ͪͩͫ̉̊T̕HͣR͒̎Ō̆͐Ū̋Ģ̽ͮ̊ͬ̏Ĥ̄ ͂T̃̓͌ͮ͂ͣͥHͩ̏̍̌̈Iͣͭ̍̕S͋ ̉̊̃̋ͣ̽ẆO̧ͤ̇͛͗͑̎R͋ͦ͊̍L̎͌҉D̒͂͛ͦ͞'̽̿̑ͦͭ͜S͑̾ͬ̐̃͗͞ ̒̆ͨ́͋R̊̀͒́̍̏͟É̏̆̎ͯͨ̊V̽͑̐͊̒̋͜I̵S̏̈͆̍ͦ̆Ë̎ͤ
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ͬ̈́ͦ̏̉͝Ī̧̎ͫ͑̊ͤ ̂ͥW͛̓̊ͥ́Iͭͨ̿̈́L̃ͨ̚͞L͆ͣͫͧ̊͗ ͆ͪͫ̎̋S̃ͨͮͦ͛͗ͣḮͯN̨ͩͫ͐̾̈́ͩ̀Ḡ͛ͧ̌͛ͨ̈́ ͢T̕H̓Eͬ ͌̀Ş̑̒̄̐Ô͐̚Nͪ͞G̋̏̑́
̓͐͠Tͫ̓͌ͭHͦ͞R̾̏̀̋̈́̅͂͢Oͤ̉ͫͥ͗̉̄UGH̨̾̏ͫͫ͂̃͂ ̋͋͌̂M̑̀̊̊̾͌͢E̚ ͫ̒ͩH̛̿ͥͬ̈̔͐̓E͐ͩ͊ͮ ̇͛W̍̃I̡ͭͦͬ̌L̷͒ͣ͌ͨ̄ͭ̑L̨͑̒͊͆̐̅̅ ͒S̈́͑̃͒̊̎͏Iͭ̽̈͑͑N͆͗G̶ͫͪ̆ͤ
͊̀̊S̑̎̅͗ͥ̚͘I̋͐̍̇͆ͩN̷̎ͩGͥͩ̐̍̂̋ ̷̽͒̌̓̎ͨͨT̔̍̃̄HͦEͮͦͭ͗ͬͫ͛ ͧS̍͂ͮOͬNG͒̾ͤ͡ ͫ̂̕A̒ͪ͑̀ͩL̇̀̕Lͩͣ̿͒ ̛̃̽Dͨ̋͊A͆̍͋̑̒̃̑Ỳ̂̋͐͌̊ͫ ̡͛ͤ͆̈́̈́ͪ̏L̓̅̔̓O̵̍͌̌ͦͣ̔N̢͐̈́͛̅͆̉Ġ͏
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̃́̌Oͧͧ̇F̨ͧ ͊̓ͯ̋ͧͮ͞W̋ͩͩ͏H̶Ã͋҉T͋ͣͯͩ W̓̿̊̊͒Eͯͤ̿̚͡ ̒͌̆ͧ͑T̶R̄͡Eͩͫ̅Aͧ̕D ̎̂̀Ō̌̊ͦͫ̈́N̉ͤ̉̐̇
ͫOͣ̒ͪF́̇ͦ̀̿͝ ͌͗ͯ͒͊҉W͑H̾Í͞Cͬͥͪ͛̾H̽ͤͯ͂͆͌̇̀ ̏ͧͩ͑͋ͬ̊͏W̊͋͑̒͏É'̆̽̊ͩ͑͠Vͪ͏Eͯͭ̓̓ͬ҉ ͨ̊ͬͬBͬ́͐̓̈ͫEͥ̋Eͧ͑N̈̐́̑̎͞ ̋͛̄̾̎ͧ͡Ḩ̑̅͒͗̋̃̏U̾̃Rͮͤ̃͑ͪ͞L̊̄̑̓̕E̓̓̏̇D͂̿ͬͤ̊́
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͑ͧ̂S̶EͤR͌͡E̢Nͫ̓ͤ͑̅ͤ̊͠A͐̕D̓͋̌͒ͦ̓Ë̎҉ ͛̔T̈́͛͜H̆̂͞E̢̿́̄ ̵ͣ̀͑ͬEͨ̂̈͑͆N̾͠D̂̎̓ͩ̊ͬ҉
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̄ͬ̿͑̅̄Ṫ͆̈̓́Hͧ͝Eͨͩͫ̈͝ ̛Ĥ͒͟Ȅ́A̡R̋̃̒̊ͫ̋ͮT͌ͦ͏ ̡̂ͩͣͧ̇ͯ͆B̓E͞Ä́̔͗ͯ̀T̑̄͞ ͥ͛̈̃O̅̊ͨͭ͛̂Fͦ̈́̊ ̅̽͛̑Ṫ̈́̉̍̅́͘Ḧ̏E̒ ̽̌Eͧ̓̎͘A̅ͩ̓̔ͬ͌̚҉R̂̾ͬ̉̉҉Tͭ̃͊̾̒H̋ͨͪ̏̂̃͏
̄͗̎̓ͧ̈̉Ṫ̢͆ͧ͋̒̊̚Hͣ̑ͬ͘Ę̃̌ͭ̿ͭ ͆ͧ̋̿͠S̵ͣ̂ͣ̒O͋̆̏ͪͨN̒͛̿ͤͪ̋Gͯ̎̽̓͑ ͭ̿̽ͤ͆ͫǪ̂̀̓ͥ̀ͫͮF͊̎̓ͥ ̒̅̐ͩ͜Ṫ͒͗Hͥ͊̔E̒͋ ̴ͨ̇́ͧ̄̀ͣS̴̾́̒OͦU̡̇͂̐̓L̓͜
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͒̇̔̐ͮ͑̕ḢͥͦŎ̵̄̀͋̈́ͬ̑Lͮͦͨ̾ͦ͏D̷̅ͮ̔ ͛͂͌ͧÖ́̄̽̎̆͌͟Ṅ͊̌̋ͩ ͏Cͪͩ̓̊́ͦ̎͡L͒̾ͮ̎ͭO̡ͨ̈́S̑̃͗̿ͩ̚̚͡Eͯ͑L͛̚͘Y̅̒̓̒̚͢ ͟T̊̈́̈́ͦͣ̎Ö̡̀ ͗̉͒̇̄͐͛Ỹ̡̋̚O͂͗̑̈́̓U̐R̿̌̀ ̢͛̀ͬ̈́̏ͬH̷ͯͦͫ̓̿͆̚EA̓̒ͩ̃ͫ̉́R̒́̓͑́T̶́͂͂̎͂
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̄ͧ͐̌͝E̷ͯ̅Vͭ͂E͌ͯ̇̃̄R̸̓̈́ͮͬ̇͛͐Yͥͥ̂͘ ̷ͫŎ͝Ǹͤ̕Ęͬ̓͆̓͒ ̋̇͆ȈͦS̵͐ͥ̃͊̋ ̡̇̿ͮ̇ͨ̌T̋̆̅͆͋͗̈́҉Ḩ̏̐ͫͩͭ͗E̍̾̆̉̀ ͪͦͣ҉D̅Ȓ̓̉͊̐̔͋Ǘ̆̉Mͯ̉͆ͩͥ̂
̒̉Ẽ̷̽ͭV̈̎̎͋ͧE͋ͪͭ̋́R͋̔ͧ̈͗Yͩ́ Ǫ̏͗ͬ͒N̑̈͊̄̕Ê̔̔̎ͮͭͭ͝ ̉IS͗̔̎̈̆ͦ̓͠ ̇͆͐́T̑̓Hͨ̒ͯ̐͗Ȩͪͮ͒̊ͧ͐ ͐̐̍͢Sͥ̑̾͒́O͗̌N͋̿ͪ͌ͣͨ́Ǧ̎ͪͭ̅̋.̒ͬ͊͐͆ͪ̃ *

Tropes associated with Zalgo:

Apocalyptic Log: Many Zalgo incidents take this form.
Body Horror: What is implied to happen to most Zalgo victims.
Canon Welding: This blog seems to be an attempt to fuse Zalgo with The Slender Man Mythos.
Eldritch Abomination: The general assumption of what Zalgo is supposed to be.
- And yet he's too young and too nerdy to join the Great Old Ones.
Eyeless Face: Zalgo is said to have no eyes. Most of the victims reflect that by either having no visible eyes or by having their irises and whites drain from their eyes.
Eye Scream: What seems to happen to most things when he comes.
Face Revealing Turn: Happens in a lot of Zalgo comics.
Interface Screw: As you can see here, this is typically present in text representations of Zalgo.
Mind Screw: Zalgo text may appear different depending on your browser.

Musical Spoiler: Zalgo incidents are sometimes preluded by strange otherworldly sounds or music.
Rule of Scary: This is the sole reason for Zalgo's existence.
Shout Out: Parts of the Zalgo creepypasta are adapted from Penny Arcade's infamous "I Hope You Like Text" strip.
These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know: Pretty much a given, being a Lovecraft homage.
You Cannot Grasp the True Form: Also goes along with being a Lovecraft homage.