"HE GIANT LICH ON TOP OF TOWER. YOU WANT KILL HIM."
A Roll to Dodge game on the Bay12 forums. It is considered to be the largest, longest-running minimalist RtD in history.
As the page quote indicates, the "plot" was originally that the players were trying to slay an evil lich in a tower. Since then, it has...slightly derailed
. Now, after many changes of arena, boss, and players,
it is a struggle between the lichette and her husband Dirg
; a massive interstellar empire lead by misko27
; [[Portal Aperture Science]], lead by Pragmatic Good mecha-dragon GreatWyrmGold and located on a spaceship
; the Manly Men, lead by former attempted omnicidalist Xantalos
; The Drunken Fools, lead by Yoink
; and many others
, including "members" of the aforementioned sides
.Read the insanity here
This game contains examples of the following tropes:
- Above Good and Evil: misko27 claims to be this.
- Absolute Xenophobe: misko27
- Authority Equals Asskicking: Faction leaders get bonuses to ALL rolls. This lead to the creation of several factions, which (in turn) lead to someone with a higher bonus than anyone and a gun that kills any player in one hit (temporarily, although with a lowered bonus if a faction leader).
- Bad Boss: misko27 threatened Great Wyrm Gold repeatedly for his questioning of the former's orders and arguments with Xantalos.
- Beleagured Assistant: GreatWyrmGold saw himself as this while working with misko27.
- Big Bad: Originally the lich.
- Boss Banter: Also banter from...well, just about everyone.
- Boss Battle: Originally. Not so anymore.
- Boss Game: Originally. Now there's a lot of enemies to choose from, mostly other players.
- Card-Carrying Villain: Xantalos, misko27, and a few others.
- The Chessmaster: misko27 attempted to be this. The dice had other ideas.
- Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: Most people, to some extent.
- Great Wyrm Gold has been accused of this to a great extent, due to not really fitting in with either of the two main factions. Currently, he is leaning more towards the Romantics.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Almost everyone.
- Conservation of Competence: Either misko27 was a foolish leader leading (among others) GreatWyrmGold, or misko27 was successful in stopping GreatWyrmGold from attacking him.
- The Dragon: Xantalos used to be one for misko27.
- Long before that, Corai was the main (if not sole) minion for the lich, and remarkably effective.
- Death Is Cheap: Players typically return within a turn.
- Duel Boss: At one point, Corai and the lich could be seen as this. Currently, the Paladins see Dirg and the lichette as this.
- Exact Time to Failure: Subverted; the countdown didn't do anything when it hit 0.5, and hasn't dropped past that.
- Failure Is the Only Option: Xantalos's attempts to destroy the universe.
- Face-Heel Turn: Corai defected to the lich's side early on. Later on, either Dirg or misko27 did as well.
- Final Boss: Of course!
- Follow the Leader: Presumably why so many people started starting factions.
- Gender Bender: The lich, after many transformations, became a "lichette" and married Dirg. Corai was later attacked with Rule 63 and turned into the leader of womanly women by Misko.
- Dirg is often accused of this.
- Giant Space Flea from Nowhere: Tim showed up without much explanation beyond, "There are too many factions."
- Heel-Face Turn: Possibly when Great Wyrm Gold formed the Moderates.
- Long Runner: For a minimalist Roll to Dodge, at least. Most don't reach 30 pages; Ya FB has over 200, plus an Out of Character thread of about the same length.
- Lone Wolf Boss: Any faction leader not directly associated with the lich can be seen as this.
- Marathon Boss: As noted by the Long Runner entry, it's taken a while...and the lich still isn't dead!
- Multi Stage Boss
- Not So Different: Pick any two major factions.
- Romantics and Paladins: Both are led by evil people.
- Paladins and Moderates: The Moderates now possess the most devastating weapon in the game (as of this point), despite seceding from the Paladins because of their maniacal tendencies.
- New Boss New Dimension: Played with. New dimensions were entered regularly early on, ranging from Hell to the galactic core to [[Portal Aperture Science]] to ''a mountain of ice cream...
- Old Shame: At one point, the thread title was YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
- Omnicidal Maniac: Xantalos, until he gave up, destroyed a [[Spore]] universe, and founded the Manly Men faction.
- Also da_nang's Void faction
- Only Sane Man: Great Wyrm Gold claims to be this, and while he's a bit crazy himself, he may be right.
- Only Sane Minion: Great Wyrm Gold saw himself as this while working under misko27.
- Our Liches Are Different: The lich has undergone many transformations, including an orb which was the source of all magic and a "lichette." He also had a blade made of souls of the damned for a while.
- Playable Epilogue: For a single turn.
- Running Gag: Early on, ice cream made an appearance in many failed rolls.
- The Power of Friendship: Allegedly the only way to defeat the lich. Never confirmed.
- The Starscream: misko27 saw GreatWyrmGold to be this.
- That One Attack: Tim's gun
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: After the epilogue, lampshaded with a Pot Hole to T His Very Wiki by Corai.