[[caption-width-right:250:Took the words out of my mouth.]]

An "alien language" is represented as English with a weird [[UsefulNotes/{{Fonts}} font]] for the letters instead of the Latin alphabet. Many examples in comic books, some in video games, a few in sci-fi movies and TV. ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'' and ''StarWars'' are examples of the latter use. Since this requires a visual (and lends itself particularly well to comic books), it can be considered a form of PaintingTheMedium.

A specific subtrope of {{Fictionary}} and CypherLanguage. [[http://www.omniglot.com/writing/fictional.php Here]] is a great site about this. Contrast with ConLang.



[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''Manga/DragonBall'', the language spoken by Piccolo and Kami at the Budokai, later revealed in ''Z'' to be Namekian, was presented this way. Luckily, the word balloons also included a translation for us Earthlings.
* ''Manga/UruseiYatsura'':
** Lum's mother didn't speak Japanese. Her alien language was represented by TabletopGame/{{Mahjong}} tiles.
** In another story, Lum got hit on the head and suffered LaserGuidedAmnesia that wiped out only her ability to speak Japanese. Her native tongue was represented by wingdings.
* ''Manga/HunterXHunter'''s written "language" is just a substitution cipher for Japanese kana. What's interesting is that the "a" sounds are all replaced with English letters rotated some degrees. [[note]]The character for "a" is an upside down A, the character for "ka" is a sideways K, the character for "na" is a sideways N, etc.[[/note]]
* For alien letters, ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'' used English characters written forward then overlaid with the same English word written backwards and upside-down. Enough to look like an exotically unfamiliar font at a glance until you take a closer look.
* The font in ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' substitutes for the Latin alphabet.
* The runes in ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' are a sub for German. In the SpinOff ''Manga/PuellaMagiKazumiMagica'' [[spoiler: a witch speaks them aloud.]]
* ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' eventually started using its own symbol-cipher of English for written text (rather than just using Japanese writing as had been done earlier) in order to make localization easier.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Two from Franchise/TheDCU: Interlac and Kryptonese.
** Bonus points: since Kryptonese alphabet has been introduced, readers quickly noticed that Superman's S-shield is really a stylized version of the Kryptonese cipher for the letter S, blending traits from both alphabets (the Kryptonese cipher has an 8-like shape inscribed to the shield, like the familiar S).
* The aliens in ''ComicBook/TheUltimates'' spoke English set in a Japanese (katakana) font.
* {{Creator/Marvel}} does that with the Skrull language when it's left untranslated. Look for "He loves you" in ''ComicBook/SecretInvasion''.
* Mr Mind's Venusian in ''Power Of ComicBook/{{Shazam}}''. It has since been used by other aliens, where it often turns out to be gibberish or actually say "Alien Speech".
* For the first 27 issues of the 2005 run of the ComicBook/BlueBeetle scarab-speak is represented this way. It's ''mostly'' decipherable once given the code, however a fair amount of artistic license is taken with the letters, especially earlier in the comic's run, and based on Jaime's side of the conversation the scarab is actually saying a lot more than what is written. Conversely, ''ComicBook/TinyTitans'' uses a straight substitution cipher for Blue Beetle's scarab, with a key at the end for readers to interpret.
* In ''ComicBook/PS238'', alien tongues are represented in strange font, one font per alien language, but are readable English when deciphered. Prospero's walls of text in his introductory chapter starts off with "If you can read this" and goes on with Creator/MontyPython quotes, a recipe, etc, to avoid heavy spoilers, but in the rest of the series, his utterings are often hilarious.
* In ''Creator/CrossGen'''s Sigil-verse comics, wingding-style fonts were typically used for speech in languages the viewpoint character didn't understand, and in some cases could be figured out by readers. However, some languages were instead written in plain English but enclosed in brackets to denote the alternate language, rendering them legible by the reader, or used legible fonts for [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign gibberish words]].
* Used a lot by Marvel characters like Loki, in a font that looks like Elder Futhark, for casting spells. In ComicBook/YoungAvengers, when he uses something that would translate to "rjerdwrbr" in Real Life Runes, he's actually saying "elsewhere," to take him, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin elsewhere.]] [[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5fbwXhTp1qb3w08.png Here's]] the key.
* Builder Machine Code in Creator/JonathanHickman's ''Comicbook/TheAvengers''. Particularly notable when Iron Man mistranslates [[spoiler: Nightmask]] as Blackveil; it's an understandable translation mistake, but the diagram on his computer screen makes it look more like a mistake in ''transliteration'', as though he was actually trying to work out what English letters the symbols were equivalent to rather than the meaning of completely alien words.
* ''ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic'' has this occasionally such as on the Vartax detention facility.

* The written Vogon language in TheMovie of ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''.
** This was actually a real shorthand script, it looks alien while referencing the bureaucratic nature of the Vogons: a typographical BilingualBonus for the clerically-minded.
*** Strangely enough, given the nature of Vogons, writing things quickly seems out of character for them; as a result, [[AllThereInTheManual expanded material]] states that Vogon numbers would be written in unary (so that, for example, one thousand is one thousand tally marks).
* Strangely, even though many of the characters in ''StarWars'' speak English, all computer consoles starting with ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'', but later including the Special Editions of the previous two films show a made-up script called Aurebesh. The idea is that while [[TranslationConvention the audience hears their own language]], the characters are actually speaking a galactically common tongue referred to as "Basic" in the expanded media.
* The SelfDestructMechanism that the ''Franchise/{{Predator}}'' sets off at the end of [[Film/{{Predator}} the first movie]], and earlier in [[Film/{{Predator 2}} the second]], has a digital countdown in alien numbers.
* In ''Film/CubeZero'', the Cube computer systems and written orders use both the latin alphabet and a strange alien one to display English. The characters can read both just fine.
* WesternAnimation/RatchetAndClank has this for some of the Galactic Signs.

* ''Franchise/IndianaJones and The Temple of the Forbidden Eye'' has a supposedly "ancient" language written throughout the queue. It's a simple substitution alphabet. Originally, decoder cards were given out by cast members to help guests fight boredom in what was potentially a 5 hour wait.
** In fact, careful examination of the glyphs reveals that the individual characters are just the letters of the English alphabet, highly stylized. With a little practice, you can read them without decoding.
* In [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Tomorrowland]], the photo kiosk and nearby restrooms at the exit of Ride/SpaceMountain have signs in English and an "alien language", but if you compare the two, the latter is obviously just a substitution cipher for the former. Similarly, all signs near Ride/StitchsGreatEscape are written like this, with the "alien language" for that ride being [[Disney/LiloAndStitch its affiliated franchise's]] [[{{Fictionary}} Tantalog]] script.

* Gnommish that appears on the covers and the bottoms of pages of the ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'' books is Wingdings English though it was extremely hard for Artemis to translate in universe.
** Also, Centaurean.
* A few of the ''Fighting Fantasy'' books have puzzles that involve working out which symbols represent which letters to read secret codes. Fangs of Fury, for example, has a prominent Wing Dinglish language which, among other things, is used to [[spoiler:hide a puzzle-relevant name-that-must-not-be-uttered in plain sight in a recurring non-illustration image]].
* While not examples of extraterrestrial alphabets, there are several ''{{Literature/Redwall}}'' books in which the heroes must decode some ancient writings that are the same as English, only the letters look just different enough to make them unrecognizable.
* Somewhat subverted in ''TheLordOfTheRings'', it contains several inscriptions (most notably the title page and the writing on Balin's tomb) that, when deciphered, turns out to be phonetically written English. This is in fact part of the book's TranslationConvention - Tolkien pretends that the whole book is really translated from an original Westron manuscript by himself, and includes the inscriptions.
** The Cirth at the top of the title page reads "The Lord of the Rings, translated from the red book" while the tengwar at the bottom continues, "of Westmarch by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. Herein is set forth the history of the War of the Ring and the return of the King as seen by the Hobbits."
** The map in ''Literature/TheHobbit'' also has an English text, but that uses real Anglo-Saxon runes, not Cirth.
** On the other hand, some fans play this trope depressingly straight. Since Tengwar doesn't even have a one-to-one match with the Latin alphabet even in the orthographic mode for English (let alone for other modes in other languages), in most Tengwar fonts the key you press doesn't correspond to the sound of the Tengwar. So if you just download an "Elvish font" and type away, be assured you'll get gibberish.
* Not a language as such, but in one of the ''Franchise/TheDarkTower'' books Stephen King presents a Line of Eld symbol (think, "descendant of King Arthur" for a rough equivalent). It's the copyright symbol set in Windings.
* The ancient language known by Golems in the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novels ''Discworld/GoingPostal'' and ''Discworld/MakingMoney'' is {{Wingdinglish}} based on the "angelic alphabet" created by John Dee.
* Averted: James Gurney's Literature/{{Dinotopia}} picture books has a CypherLanguage, not Wingdinglish, despite modern English being only several centuries old compared to the dino civilization of millions of years. AcceptableBreakFromReality considering it was designed for children and their parents.
** However, the Chandaran Transitional Alphabet is like this, English made to match Footprint latters.
* In 'The Ogre Downstairs' Diana Wynne Jones has some characters from Greek Legend speaking ancient Greek, that the characters don't understand. However the written text is English transliterated into the Greek alphabet, letting the readers know what the characters are saying.
* In ''[[Literature/MythAdventures Myth Alliances]]'', a native of the computer-obsessed dimension of Kobol greets some visitors by ''saying'' a smilie-symbol.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* The Ancient language in ''Series/StargateSG1'' is faux-Latin with different characters instead of the Latin alphabet.
* "The Impossible Planet" in ''Series/DoctorWho''.
** Also, Old High Gallifreyan in "The Deadly Assassin" and "The Five Doctors," and what can only be described as "Dalekese" on a display in "Remembrance of the Daleks."
** In the new series, the various panels on Gallifreyan consoles (such as on the TARDIS) display circles with smaller circles and lines in them. They look like generic graphics, but are actually meant to be Gallifreyan text.
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Community}}'' Abed writes unrecognizable symbols in his notebook, but when Troy asks him what language it is he shrugs and says "Probably Arabic." (It's not.)
* Played for laughs in an episode of ''[[Series/BabylonFive Babylon 5]]''. A part of a court case is shown where a human is suing an alien because the alien's ancestor [[AlienAbduction abducted]] his ancestor. The judge asks the defendant how he pleads. The alien responds by holding up a card with a symbol that does not exist in any human language. The judge curses his luck, and requests an interpreter.

* ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'' used circular and later hexagonal characters, but the written language was mostly English. These were most often used to hide easter eggs in various media.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'':
** The text in the Unown Ruins in ''VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver'' falls under this. Technically, the Unown are just stylized versions of the English alphabet and some punctuation, but some of the Unown don't look particularly similar to the letters they represent. Interestingly, this would make the words in the Unown Pokédex GratuitousEnglish in the original Japanese.
** ''VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire'' used braille for this (the player's guide had the translations in it). The only place it was used was in a puzzle to unlock some of the legendary Pokémon. ''Fire Red'' and ''Leaf Green'' also used some braille during the Sevii Islands quest.
** It was assumed the alphabet used in the series was kanji, but games like ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]]'' clearly show they use a fictionalized language much like the anime. It's possible the characters are bilingual since some Japanese and English lettering (like Team Rocket's hat and scrolls) still exist.
* Hylian in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'' was a cipher for Hiragana, while ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' used one for Katakana. By ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'', it was merely stylized Latin letters in English (though the mirroring used undermined this).
** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'' uses one too, but the text isn't actually translated. It turns out everything with the ancient text just has the cipher in alphabetical order, though it's either incomplete or reuses symbols for multiple letters. Either way, it's unreadable.
* The [[http://www.shikadi.net/keenwiki/Standard_Galactic_Alphabet Standard Galactic Alphabet]] in the ''VideoGame/CommanderKeen'' games.
* In ''VideoGame/MasterOfMagic'', the names and descriptions of still-not-researched spells in the spell book are in English but written in unreadable "magical runes" font.
* Characters that speak "Borginian" in ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney'' do so by using a wingdings font. Or at least a font that looks like a lot of symbols put together.
* The Shroob aliens in ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiPartnersInTime'' use a set of strange, unique glyphs. From the few lines of their language that are given translations near the end of the game, it's possible to puzzle out a couple of words that consistently appear in their "dialogue" ([[AliensAreBastards mainly "DESTROY"]]).
* The Daedric script from ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'' games. If you read it carefully, the words even look quite like English words.
* In ''VideoGame/QuakeIV'', the Strogg control panels are marked with odd looking letters that later on in the game (after [[spoiler:the {{player character}} receives a neurocyte during his Stroggification]]) look like normal English alphabet (with the exception of the letter E, which, [[CallBack like in]] ''VideoGame/QuakeII'', is horizontally inverted).
* ''VideoGame/BubbleBobble'' had this in the secret rooms.
** The NES version of ''Bubble Bobble '''[[TitleConfusion Part]]''' [[TitleConfusion 2]]'' had the word "Bonus" in this font in its {{Bonus Stage}}s.
* ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}'' had a bunch of such scripts; even Wiki/ThatOtherWiki has an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_scripts_in_Ultima_series article]] on them.
* [[SpeakingSimlish Simlish]] from ''Franchise/TheSims'' has a substitution cipher, too. It resembles Greek, and also uses astrological symbols and such. Enterprising modders have created a [=TrueType=] font for it.
** In ''VideoGame/TheSims2'', TV programs and commercials clearly use the Wingdings font.
** This is also noticable in ''VideoGame/TheSims4''. Having a minor play Keyboard Commander is a great way reveal part of the cypher used by the game, since the game will show the item and require the sim to type in the corresponding word. And you know something is fishy when ''cat'' and ''car'' also has three letters in written Simlish, just like they do in English, and the letters are also consistent.
* The Mr. Saturns in ''Videogame/EarthBound'' use this, along with several verbal tics. It should be noted that in this instance the typeface is recognizable as the Latin alphabet, and can be read, if slowly.
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'' uses an extremely stylized script in some places, such as the screen when choosing a destination for the [[GlobalAirship Fahrenheit]].
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII'' and its sequels have two different Wingdinglish scripts to represent different languages. The keys to the cyphers are given in the strategy guides.
* ''VideoGame/{{Aquaria}}'' does this; clues are given on the opening screen, where the 'runic' alphabet is slowly replaced by the Latin one. Players who didn't want to translate the script could overwrite the graphics file for the runic text with the Latin variant, at the expense of immersion.
* In ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss'', signs on shops and inns, as well as a subtitle under the name of any new area you enter, are written in a weird script with curly foreign letters. Said script can actually be downloaded as a typeface.
** Similarly, any time you enter a new location for the first time in VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia, the location name has a subtitle written in the game's written language under it. Said language is actually stylished English with the letters rotated 90 degrees.
* [[http://deadspace.wikia.com/wiki/Marker_Symbols The marker/unitology]] text from the Franchise/DeadSpace series.
* ''VideoGame/RescueOnFractalus'': The low resolution makes it not immediately obvious, but the Jaggi lettering is English turned sideways.
* The glyph tablets in ''VideoGame/GoldenSunDarkDawn'' appear to use this for the language of the ancients, though by the time you see much of it, you have the Glyph Book to translate it automatically. [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960545-golden-sun-dark-dawn/57691961 One fan tried to make a useable font of it]], but couldn't find a Q-equivalent glyph.
* In ''VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown'', the start of alien turns is signified by an alien script appearing at the bottom of the screen, with each letter then translated into English. Each "alien" character appears to match up with a single Latin letter.
* Old Ascalonian in ''VideoGame/GuildWars'' and New Krytan in ''VideoGame/GuildWars2'' are both examples of Wingdinglish, with different sets of glyphs.
* In ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cap%27n_Magneto Cap'n Magneto,]]'' the aliens' speech is written in a dingbat font if you don't have the [[TranslatorMicrobes Tricorder]].
* The Koppaites in ''[[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Pikmin 3]]'' have their own language with text that shows up on various interfaces. The developers included the cipher in the game's data, allowing for a [[http://www.pikminwiki.com/Koppaite_text full translation.]] While a lot of the text is descriptors, there are some pieces that are developers' comments and a few that make no sense.
* ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' has some DummiedOut text written entirely in wingdings, such as [[spoiler:Entry 17, the one entry missing from the True Lab]]. These can be attributed to [[spoiler:W. D. Gaster]], who is possibly alluded to in the game itself by an NPC who says to "beware the man who speaks in hands", and by [[spoiler:a blueprint in Sans's workshop]] that's written in "strange symbols", suggesting that the character speaks/writes in wingdings.
* ''Franchise/RatchetAndClank'' has this in the form of the Lombax language.
* In ''VideoGame/StreetFighterXTekken'', [[{{VideoGame/Tekken}} Ogre]]'s winquotes are written this way to represent his alien language; which is slightly odd, since the same language is subtitled in English (or whatever the player's chosen language is) during certain cutscenes.
* The ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius'' games have an "ancient script" represented by a flowing font with unrecognizable letters. It can be translated though, and the primary speakers of it (Leanne and Volug) actually say quite a few amusing things, mostly about the language barrier, when translated.
--> '''Leanne (in a support conversation, translated):''' What did you say? Oh, dear, I guess Iíll just smile and nod again.

* Alpabe runes in ''Webcomic/UnicornJelly'' partially follow this trope, since they include a mixture of Latin, Greek and Hebrew characters (and possibly some other real-world alphabets).
* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja: Death Volley'', [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p26/ the inscription on the plaque in front of the temple]], translated from dwarf runes, reads: "This sphinx will shoot [[FrickinLaserBeams fucking laser]] [[EyeBeams eyes]] if you donat (sic) ..."
* The Racconan script from ''Webcomic/TalesOfTheQuestor''
* The language of magic in ''Webcomic/ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace'' is English written in Greek script. Translating the incantations reveals them to be appropriate lines from 20th century sources.
** The same thing happens in ''Webcomic/{{Bard}}'', but this time Vas is merely filtering his speech to sound more animal-friendly.
* Website/ClanBOB comic ''Webcomic/{{Grumble}}'' features this in all characters, sounds, sound effects, and titling. It's kinda the whole point.
* Sorcerous incantations in ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' consist of the spell's name (in English) written in Old Realm script.
* Alien Santa and his assimilated elves in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' used a glyph language similar to ''Franchise/{{Predator}}''.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' trolls' language is a reversed [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Daedric font]]. Which is unintentionally appropriate, considering how closely they resemble the Dremora from said games.
* There was some kind of demonic ritual/summoning with this in ''Webcomic/AndShineHeavenNow''. It transliterated to something like, "If you can read this you're a nerd."
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' has InstantRunes in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0635.html this strip]] The runes in the first panel reveal a secret message. The message? [[spoiler:Bet you thought you had found a secret message in this didn't you?]]
* The ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' FanFic ''Webcomic/ACompleteWasteOfTime'' has, in addition to Alternian Daedric, the Ithican script, which is very flowy and calligraphic. [[spoiler:cT initially sets the entire Act 5 recap in it, before realizing the readers wanted a ''legible'' version.]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Roommates}}'' English written in runes represents the language of the magical beings. [[Literature/TheErlKing Der Erlkönig]] speaks this way mostly but his son can use it too (but mostly just swears in it). Odin also used the same alphabet but spoke in German.
* In ''Webcomic/TheMansionOfE'', the pidgin language used between Ichyoids and English-equivalent speakers is depicted in this manner.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2008-01-12 aliens occasionally have this]] in their {{Speech Bubble}}s..
* Ancient or otherwise arcane text (particularly Draconic speech) in ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'' is rendered this way.
** Earlier, there's a strip of Luna and Dominic talking in mathematical symbols and formulas as they discuss mathematical theories and how they apply to magic.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* The ''Prometheus and Bob'' alien subtitles, which look like CropCircles.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' had two alien alphabets: One was one-for-one to English, and one was more complex.
** The second was devised when the first one became "too easy".
* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' gives us [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Cybertronix Cybertronix]]. This was used to insert {{Easter Egg}}s or crude jokes; one sentence in ''WesternAnimation/BeastMachines'' said, "If you can read this, seek help." ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' would at times even flash obscenities on screen.
** There are even more fonts now - Autobot text and Decepticon graffiti.
** There is also Maximal and Predacon true-type fonts.
* The Disney film ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'' introduces us to the protagonist by showing him giving a presentation demonstrating that expeditions to find the book that says where Atlantis is failed because the only piece of evidence was mistranslated, and corrects the substitution cypher from "Coast of I'''r'''eland" to "Coast of I'''c'''eland."
** This is vaguely excusable since it goes by quickly and is actually unimportant, but less excusable since they had linguist Mark Okrand (of Klingon fame) involved with the film to create the Atlantean language.
*** And because it's actually true in real life. The spelling of Iceland and Ireland is in fact off by just one rune.
* ''MyLittlePony'' series as a whole tend to wobble between the English alphabet and {{Wingdinglish}}. Occasionally they'll have English words but at other times they'll have made up letters.
** ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is Magic]]'' goes with script that looks just enough like the Latin alphabet that it parses as letters, but no so much that it's legible.
* Used in the world of ''WesternAnimation/StormHawks''. Sometimes, if you look closely and you know what it's supposed to say, you can make the connections between the symbols and the Latin letters they represent.
* There are lots of encoded messages in ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', and while most are basic cryptograms, there are ones in an alien language. The Mystery of Gravity Falls fan site has a key to aid in the decoding process.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Certain Japanese characters look like other things if you squint really hard, like windowpanes or swords (Kanji was crated from simplified drawings, actually, and some resemblance remains). Ad execs there know this too, hence stuff like [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090810225838/capcomdatabase/images/thumb/a/a4/MakaimuraWSLogo.png/260px-MakaimuraWSLogo.png this]] and [[http://www.pcengine.co.uk/Images-Covers/COVER-Golden_Axe.jpg this]].
* Similarly, computer-savvy Chinese teenagers use certain words (or word-like symbols) as emoticons.
* Somewhat related is the fact that quite a few real-life languages use multiple scripts, either systematically like Japanese or depending on the speaker like Hindustani. Indeed, one of the most important ancient languages, Sanskrit, has no fixed script at all and can be correctly written (at the very least) in Brahmi, Devanagari, or Roman writing.
* In English, we have the phonetic scripts of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shavian_alphabet the Shavian alphabet]] and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deseret_alphabet the Deseret alphabet]].
* There's are a few "Asian-esque" fonts out there that tattoo artists pass off as Japanese or Chinese "alphabet" that is really just completely gibberish wingdings. Probably what's on anyone who gets their name (or their mother's name) tattooed in Japanese or Chinese, or any word that takes exactly as many characters as it would in English, as these languages use logographic (one syllable per morpheme) or syllabic (one character per syllable). That's assuming they didn't just pick a random characters that looked good, used a BlindIdiotTranslation, or have a tattoo artist that knows the language sneaking in a BilingualBonus.