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William Harrison / How do you praise? That guy was dead in 30 days! Yakko, Animaniacs, "The Presidents Song. There's William Henry Harrison / I died in 30 days!
"The Mediocre Presidents Song", from The Simpsons.
William Henry Harrison died early...
Jonathan Coulton, "The Presidents".
Jackson, Van Buren, then there's Harrison. (Are you noticing a trend?)
William Henry Harrison had a brilliant idea for his inauguration. Facing accusations that he was old and frail, as well as unintelligent, he decided to deliver an eloquent two-hour inauguration speech (which had already been edited for length). Outside. In cold weather. In the rain. Without warm clothes on. And then went out dancing.
He promptly caught pneumonia, lingered bedridden for a month, and died, thereby proving the accusations true. Way to go.
(Actually, he caught the cold whose complications would kill him over three weeks after he gave the infamous speech, but it's funnier to tell it the other way.)
Having never had a chance to do anything in office, he's largely a footnote in history. However, this was the first time a President died in office, and the Constitution was a little vague on whether the Vice President became President or merely Acting President (this was all the more important as it was very clear Harrison wasn't going to resume his duties anytime soon). John Tyler's insistence on the former set an important precedent for future, more contentious Vice Presidents. Also the only President to have a grandson later hold the office.
He used the memorable campaign slogan "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too", which makes reference to the battle of Tippecanoe, a battle fought against Native heroes Tecumseh and his brother The Prophet, when he was governor of the Indiana Territory. Popular legends state that a curse laid by Tecumseh's shaman is what led to his death in office, and the death or violent near-misses of presidents every 20 years. Despite campaigning using this populist slogan, though, he was (ironically) from a city, unlike his opponent (Martin Van Buren) who was actually from the country. This definitely wouldn't happen again, especially not 160 years later.
Every four to eight years, he gets a break from "shortest time in office" until the newly inaugurated President reaches the 31-day mark and Harrison drops back to the bottom of the list. He retains the distinction of being the last President to be born as a British colonial subject rather than an American citizen; further, his father Benjamin was one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence.
He is considered to be the greatest president in American history among anarchists, as his example of doing nothing and dying shortly after coming into office has yet to be equaled.
More Information Than You Require claims that he was actually poisoned with a 30-day poison, and would only get the antidote by finding his killer. He failed because, as Hodgman puts it, "Harrison was a great Indian-killer, but not much of a sleuth".
A one-minute biography of the guy can be found here.Died in a month. Couldn't get much done. Fictional Appearances (no, really):
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