-> '''Flash:''' So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does "Master Bruce" rent you just for parties?\\
'''Alfred:''' I've been in service here since [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the master]] was in diapers.\\
'''Flash:''' Now there's a picture.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

''[[DescribeTopicHere I was describing tropes here while you were in kindergarten.]]''

For some old people, looking back at their past achievements is not a sign they are over the hill, but a sign that they've been awesome all along, and that the awesome just compounded over the years. This trope comes into play with them saying to younger people that they were doing awesome things when those younger people were too young to do anything great, often in the form of "I was doing X while you were in diapers".

A common variation is a LongLived character stating "I was doing X while your ancestors were in diapers". Also, "I've forgotten more about X then you will ever know!"

CulturalPosturing often involves this kind of statement, except that it's "my culture was awesome when your culture was still banging rocks together!".

Compare WhenIWasYourAge, YearsTooEarly.

Contrast GloryDays.


[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'':
** [[EvilOldFolks Kakuzu]] makes a point of reminding his opponents that he once fought the First Hokage-a man who's at LEAST seventy years dead. Essentially, he fought the most powerful shinobi to ever live before any of the protagonists were even born.
** Interestingly enough, the [[spoiler:Edo Tensei reanimated]] Second Mizukage remembers GrumpyOldMan Ohnoki, the current Tsuchikage, from when he was a child. Though it only ever comes up three times Ohnoki fought Madara when he was a LOT younger and remembers the encounter with fear (it's implied that his fight with Madara is why he became a grumpy old shinobi as opposed to the WideEyedIdealist he was in his youth)
* A variant occurs in ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers''. Hayate, speaking with Auris Gaiz, suggests that Auris' superior, Lieutenant General Regius Gaiz, is somehow involved with the Jail Scaglietti incident. Auris then asks Hayate how long she has been with the Bureau, and the 19-year-old Hayate says she has been with them for 10 years. Auris then says that Regius has been in the Bureau for 40 years, and when Hayate was committing crimes to save her life during the Book of Darkness Incident[[note]]Hayate was actually TakingTheHeat for the Wolkenritter[[/note]], Regius was upholding the law and defending the people, implying Hayate has no right to question him.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Franchise/{{Batman}} comics and other adaptations often have Alfred invoke this trope. In the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' animated series, Alfred tells the Flash that he had been working for the Wayne family "since Master Bruce was in diapers", and on several occasions when Batman brushes off Alfred's assistance or gets frustrated with him, Alfred is quick to remind Master Bruce that he was an MI6 agent before he was born.
-->'''Batman:''' You think you know everything about me, don't you?\\
'''Alfred:''' I diapered your bottom. I bloody well ought to. ''[[WithAllDueRespect Sir.]]''
* In the ''ComicBook/DuckTales'' comics, Scrooge tells one of the Beagle Boys that " I learned to fence while you were still crawling in diapers!"
* ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke'':
** One story features an old-timer character in a wheelchair roping cattle. When Luke congratulates him, the old guy gives him the line.
** In the climax of the story called ''Ma' Dalton'', the elderly mother of the Dalton Brothers boasts about being a good shooter. [[spoiler:Too bad she's about to shoot the hero.]]
--->'''Ma' Dalton:''' I can shoot well [[spoiler:and I won't hesitate about using my gun, whether you draw yours or not]]! I was wielding weapons when you were still a baby!
* ComicBook/DoctorStrange remarks in ''The Oath'' that he was patrolling New York City when "Spider-Man was in diapers." His faithful manservant [[ServileSnarker Wong]] chimes in "But he still gets lost in the outer boroughs."

[[folder:Comic Strip]]
* In the ''Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine'' comic strip "The Crystal Throne Part 2", the villain gives a BadassBoast to [[TheReptilians Madame Vastra]] about the number of fighting styles she's trained in. Vastra replies "Is that so? ''I'' learned to fight when your species [[SonOfAnApe still had tails]]!"

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In ''Fanfic/TheSecretLifeOfDolls'', Cleolinda decides to keep The Littlest Edward busy by [[HilarityEnsues having him take care of her My Little Ponies]]. When he protests this, she tells him he'd better look after them and do a damned good job of it, because the ponies are all vintage and "I have ''friends'' who are younger than this!"

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* "I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!" snarls Moe Greene in ''Film/TheGodfather''.
* ''Film/XMen'':
** Stryker says this to Senator Kelly (or who he thinks is Kelly) in ''Film/X2XMenUnited''. "I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of north Vietnam, while you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly."
** Beast pulls one of these on Wolverine in ''Film/XMenTheLastStand'', but he's actually younger than Wolverine.
* In ''Film/StarTrekGenerations'', Kirk says this about Picard's grandfather being in diapers. The problem that many fans noticed was the context of the line was why he should enjoy a form of retirement, which directly contradicts scenes both before and after this, within the very movie. The funny thing about this line is that it's ''not true.'' Kirk, for all his recent knowledge that the man he's speaking to is from the future, is only seventy two years older than Picard. While this is no small age gap, he was probably having adventures while Picard's ''father'' was in diapers, not his grandfather.
* Sheriff Teasle does this to illustrate why he's so determined to find and kill Rambo in ''Film/FirstBlood'' after the latter had accidentally caused his asshole deputy's death:
-->'''Teasle:''' ''Look, goddamn it! That's Art Galt, boy; me and him were friends when your mama was still'' wipin' your '''nose!!'''
* A variation, but with upbringing instead of age, is done in ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''.
--> "While you were still learning how to ''spell your name'', I was being trained ''to conquer galaxies''!"
* In ''Film/BlueThunder'', Braddock says he's was in the police force when new recruit Lymangood was "watching cartoons" and "eating a Fudgesicle".
* A variant of this occurs in ''Film/PointBreak'' with Gary Busey telling Keanu Reeves "I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face!"
** He does it again later on to a somewhat older man: "I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny little face, and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue."
* From ''Film/OBrotherWhereArtThou''
-->'''Vernon T. Waldrip:''' I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign. Especially to work for a man who lacks moral fiber.\\
'''Pappy O'Daniel:''' Moral fiber? Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch. I invented moral fiber! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!
* One elf in ''Film/TheSantaClause'' dislikes [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld being mistaken for a kid]]. "I have pointy shoes that are older than you."
* In ''Film/TheRock'', during his negotiations with the government, General Hummell calls out the White House Chief of Staff, reminding him that he and his men were in combat when the Chief was 9 years old.
* In ''Film/ShowBoat'' Windy [=McLain=] tells Sheriff Ike Vallon, "I was keel-boatin' while you was runnin' bare-foot 'round the landin'."
* ''Film/{{Skyfall}}''. Kincaid, the groundskeeper at the Bond family estate, gives a nicely understated BadassBoast when they hear the dogs barking, showing a bunch of mooks have just turned up.
-->'''Bond:''' Are you ready?\\
'''Kincaid:''' I was ready before you were born, son.

* In ''Literature/{{Neuromancer}}'', the Finn wearily observes "I gotta pair a ''shoes'' older than you."
* In ''Literature/TheCandyShopWar,'' Nate tells Mr. Stott that [[spoiler: Belinda White]] has claimed that Hanaver Mills is her ancestor. Mr. Stott's response? "[[spoiler: Belinda White]] has been using magic since Hanaver Mills was in diapers."
* [[XMeetsY Meets]] OlderThanTheyThink in ''[[http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_junkandhow.htm The Junk and the Dhow]]'' by Creator/RudyardKipling, reminding his compatriots that being kings of the sea currently doesn't mean they gave baby Poseidon his first trident:
--> But before and before, and ever so long before\\
And such contrivances were used
* In ''Literature/NorthangerAbbey'', Catherine is surprised to discover that her love interest Henry Tilney shares her enjoyment of Gothic novels. He cheerfully replies that given how much older he is, he's almost certainly read lots ''more'' of them than she has.
* In ''[[Literature/AnneOfGreenGables Anne's House of Dreams]]'', Miss Cornelia uses this to crush an obnoxious minister.
* In the StarTrekDeepSpaceNineRelaunch, the Ferengi politician Kain has the following retort when criticized by a colleague: "You watch it, boy. I was cheating Yridians when your mother was too young to chew food".
* In the ''Literature/WarriorCats'' series, Mudclaw is told to show more respect to his dying leader, Tallstar, because Tallstar was leader when Mudclaw was a kit mewling in the nursery.
* ''River Song'': "This guy fought fires when you were still sucking on your mother's ***."
* ''TheSagaOfDarrenShan'' - Mr Crepsley, while saving the life of one of Darren's friends (in exchange for Darren becoming a vampire), tells Darren to "have some faith in someone who was doing this long before your grandfather was born."
* ''[[Literature/ElementalMasters Reserved for the Cat]]'': Thomas loses patience with Jonathon's snarking.
--> Do not mock me, Jemmie Hightower. And keep a civil tongue in your head. I knew your uncle, and I knew you when you were still in [[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish nappies]].
* ''Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo'': Paul Santee ends up ''on the recieving end'' when he offers to teach Ruth Tippett how to handle a shotgun. Santee is a VietnamWar veteran and the story begins in the year 2000.
--> '''Ruth''': Son, I been huntin' pheasants in these here hills since you was in diapers, and you ain't a young man.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* Subverted in ''Series/JustShootMe''. Nina tries to do this with Adrian, but Nina names a specific year, and Adrian says she wasn't even born then. Nina instantly breaks down.
* On ''Series/MamasFamily'', Mama says to Iola "I was making booties before you had feet!"
* Artie in ''Series/{{Warehouse 13}}'' "Like I don't know how to [[MacGyvering improvise an electromagnet]]. I was doing this when MacGyver was still trapped in his crib!"
* During the ''Series/CelebrityDeathmatch'' between Ozzy Osbourne and Rob Zombie, Ozzy threatened Rob not to mess with him, saying "I was worshipping the devil when you were still in black leather diapers."
* ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'' episode "He's Alive" has a scene where UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler's ghost tells off a neo-Nazi wannabe.
-->"Mr. Vollmer! I was writing speeches before you could read them. I was fighting battles, when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb. I was taking over the world, while your universe was a crib. And as for being in darkness, Mr. Vollmer, I INVENTED DARKNESS!!"
* In one of Colonel Flagg's ''Series/{{MASH}}'' episodes, he showed up insisting that a bombardier who believed himself to be Christ should get "his highly trained thumb" back into action immediately. He was rude to Colonel Potter. Potter said that he didn't appreciate abuse. "I was in [[http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3810 this man's army]] when the only thumb you cared about was the one you had in your mouth."
* In the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "Relics," Scotty angrily remarks to Geordi that he was repairing warp drives when [=LaForge=]'s great-grandfather was in diapers.
** In "Unification Part 2," Picard describes Spock's dealings with the Romulans as "cowboy diplomacy" and tells him that the Federation won't tolerate it. Spock retorts that he was involved with such cowboy diplomacy before Picard was even born.
** In the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' episode "Message in a Bottle," ''Voyager'' 's [=EMH=] tells ''Prometheus'''s [=EMH=] Mark II that "I was saving ''Voyager'' from annihilation when you were only a gleam in your programmer's eye!"
* In the ''Series/GameOfThrones'' episode "The Ghost of Harrenhal" one of Theon's crewmen, less than impressed by Captain Theon, goes even further back, saying that "I have been reaving and raping since before you left Balon's balls."
** In the season five episode "High Sparrow", Lord Janos Slynt refuses to take a post at Greyguard, telling Jon Snow that he was "charged with the defence of King's Landing while you were soiling your swaddling clothes".This defiance [[spoiler: earns him a swift death.]]
* An interestingly phrased variant in ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' from Zhaan to Chiana:
-->'''Chiana:''' ...and when he didn't give it back, we beat the gris out of him. Should I be telling you this?\\
'''Zhaan:''' My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.
* In the [[GrandFinale final episode]] of ''Series/GoodLuckCharlie'', when Gabe tries to stop his may-soon-be new-neighbor, Matt, from moving in to prank Mrs. Dabney, he gives him this quote:
-->'''Gabe:''' "I've been pranking Ms. Dabney when you were in diapers. In fact, I've been pranking her when ''I'' was in diapers!"

* Subverted in the Music/PetShopBoys song "Young Offender": "I've been a teenager since before you were born" sounds like a boast, but is actually an admission that the singer is still emotionally/mentally a teenager.

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* Inverted by Wrestling/WadeBarrett who tried to call Wrestling/RobVanDam a has-been by claiming that the last time he held the Intercontinental Title, Barrett was still in diapers. The only problem being that Van Dam's last title reign was in 2006, when Barrett was 25 years old...
* At [[Wrestling/{{Wrestlemania}} WrestleMania 21]], during the Piper's Pit segment between Wrestling/RoddyPiper and Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, Roddy Piper says:
-->'''Piper:''' I was pissing Vince [=McMahon=] off, when the "Red" on the back of your neck was Diaper Rash buddy!

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Sir Benjamin Disraeli, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in the reign of Queen Victoria, was occasionally attacked for his Jewish heritage. One such attack came in 1835, when the Irish Roman Catholic politician Daniel O'Connell vilified Disraeli in the House of Commons. Disraeli replied, "Yes, I am a Jew, and while the ancestors of the right honorable gentleman were brutal savages in an [[{{Ireland}} unknown island]], mine were priests in the Temple of Solomon." This piece of invective makes this trope [[{{OlderThanRadio}} Older Than Radio]]—and probably older.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* One of SelfDemonstrating/CrankyKong's quotes in ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry'' is "Last time I saw you, you were in diapers!"
* ''Franchise/MassEffect'':
** ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'': During Grunt's loyalty mission, if Gatagog Uvenk gets too uppity with the Shaman, the Shaman will remind him that "I was a warrior before your mother was born!" During a sidequest on Illium, an asari with a grudge against other species says that she was negotiating contracts while Shepard's ancestors were burning witches and enslaving each other.
** Later done in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' with Javik, resident LastOfHisKind former [[{{Precursors}} Precursor]] [[HumanPopsicle Popsicle]], who is fond of mentioning what the dominant species of the current cycle were like in his time: humans lived in caves, hanar were like minnows in the ocean, yahg were small and salarians ate flies and licked their own eyes. He also jokes that Asari used to be unable to count beyond ten without their toes but then again this is [[{{Troll}} Javik]] we're talking about...
* In ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', Xaril the Poisoned Mind, one of the mantid Paragons (heroes sealed in amber and released in times of crisis- although for Xaril, it was in the relatively recent past, as opposed to centuries or millennia ago), says he remembers when Amber Shaper Un'sok, one of the sha-corrupted Empress' minions and the penultimate boss in Heart of Fear, was afraid to mix his first toxin.
* [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Ravel Puzzlewell]] does this as part of a BadassBoast in ''VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment''.
-->''"I have forgotten more of the Art than you shall... EVER... KNOW."''
* ''VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi'' gives us [[CoolOldGuy Huang]] [[GrumpyOldMan Zhong]], who, [[ItMakesSenseInContext in spite of the quote below]], is not actually senile.
-->'''Huang Zhong:''' "I was being kidnapped by evil snake gods and forced to fight battles before you were even out of the cradle!"

[[folder:Web Original]]
* When Richard of RatedRR made a video of failing to blend an iPhone 6 and Tom Dickson successfully did so on ''Advertising/WillItBlend'', many of RatedRR's fans accused Tom of faking the results. Tom responded by calling out Richard and even pointing out that he's been blending stuff since 1980, which is years before Richard was ever born. Then challenging him to meet up and do a special together to show Richard that the iPhone 6 actually does blend. Richard stopped too early, the ''Will It Blend?'' episode shows the iPhone 6 taking a much longer time to blend than previous models.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'':
-->'''Riboflavin:''' Please! I invented this cloak design when your great great great great great grandpa was a larva, and nobody knows how it works but me. We're fine!

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'': Captain Rescue took offense at being called an "oldtimer" by Sonic in the episode "Over the Hill Hero", retorting that he had been saving Mobius from bad guys since Sonic was a "hedgehoglet".
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'', a new school bully starts picking on the kids that the previous bully picked on. After the new bully twists the noses of two kids, the original bully tells him:
-->'''Original Bully:''' Isn't nose-twisting a little old? My granny taught me that when I was still in diapers!\\
'''New Bully:''' Oh, just this morning then?
* ''WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'': Baron Zemo used this on the current head of [=HYDRA=].
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'': One episode invokes this trope with Bobby Bailey's criticism of Jem and the Holograms' version of a song he did back in the TheFifties. He told Kimber he did it while her father was in diapers.
* ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'' feature this exchange when Hiccup is trying to find a job for Gobber:
-->'''Hiccup:''' I'm glad you're excited. But I still think there are some things in my designs you could use. I mean, you did teach me everything I know.\\
'''Gobber:''' Exactly. That's why you should let Gobber do what Gobber does best. I've been making saddles since you were in diapers. In fact, I made your diapers.
* A segment from Creator/CartoonNetwork's parody of ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' has [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Eustace]] tell [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Blossom]] that "I was setting up camp when your grandpa was in short britches."
* Occurred when Mickey introduced a cartoon in the ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' episode "Max's Embarrassing Date"
-->'''Mickey:''' He's loved this one since he was a tiny tot in diapers. In fact, here's a picture of him ''as'' a tiny tot in diapers.
* In that episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' where Groundskeeper Willie fights a wolf, after he wins the two share some hooch and Willie tells him not to feel bad for losing, because he's been wrestling wolves since he was at his mother's teat.
* As a possible ShoutOut to a similar quote from the source material, the AnimatedAdaptation of ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'' has this quote from the episode, "Best of Enemies", when Donkey Kong tries to stop Cranky from participating in a wing-walking competition against King K. Rool:
-->'''Cranky:''' "There's nothing to worry about, Donkey Kong. I was wing-walking while you were still wearing diapers!"