Hello! So, uh...yes. This is...a page. My page. All mine. Nothing to do with...
her...
So, yes. This is my page. Its, um, very nice. A little bit sparse, but y'know, working on it. Why don't you go ahead an read it? I mean, its no
Machievelli- which I've read, by the way- but its very interesting.
What's a trope? Is this a trope? ...These are tropes, aren't they. Ooh. My bad, my bad. Blame me. Blame the innocent little core. Just like humans.
- Adorkable: I'm handsome! I'm dashing, really. Not a dork. Not a moron. Handsome. Not awkward, not dorky. Just...just dashing.
- Affably Evil: "Affable" is a good thing, right?
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Oh, way to keep it classy.
- The Alcoholic: I just- I just had to test.
- All Girls Like Ponies: And boybands...right?
- The Atoner: I'm sorry, I really am. I was out of control.
- Berserk Button: The "moron" thing. Also, please don't use "idiot".
- Blue Eye
- Booby Trap: I know how to get around them and how to make them.
- Boss Battle: Oooh, that sounds very impressive, doesn't it?
- Brain Washed And Crazy: Yeah, you try being stuck in her body, and see how well you hold up.
- British Accent: Yeah, I've got one. Makes me sound pretty distinguished, doesn't it?
- Buffy Speak: You versus me, Holmes versus Moriarty, Aristotle versus smashy-spike-plate!
- Cute Machines: Of course.
- Dangerously Genre Savvy: See? Not a moron!
- Evil Is Petty: I wasn't that bad, was I?
- Face Heel Turn: Weeeeell...yes...
- Gratuitous Spanish: Okay, I might not know what I'm saying in Spanish, but I can always look it up.
- Idiot Ball: That's...that's brilliant, that is. Low. Thanks for the hate crime, mate.
- Informed Flaw: The idiot thing. I'm really very clever.
- Logic Bomb: What, that stupid "This question is false" thing? Easy. The answer is "true".
- Motor Mouth
- Mr. Fanservice: You love me. You know you do.
- Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Hey! I know plenty of stuff! I am not a moron.
- Non Human Side Kick: Sidekick? Hardly! Especially not to a human...er, not that there's anything wrong with that.
- Not That There's Anything Wrong with That: Really, some of my best friends are adopted. And human. Human and adopted.
- Percussive Maintenance: It's called "hacking."
- Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: I! AM NOT! A MORON!
- The Cake Is a Lie: I- I don't even know what this means. Why is it here?
