"Unicornography is a more or less weekly internet comic strip that may contain one or more of the following: Humor; Mythical Creatures; Artistic Nudity; Political Satire; Religious Controversy; Drug References and/or Paraphernalia; Gratuitous Nudity; Bad Puns; Death Scenes; Blonde Jokes; Pyramid Schemes; Alcohol Consumption; Televangelism; The Council on Foreign Relations; Cheesy Scooby-doo Endings; General Kinkiness Including Watersports (Especially Synchronized Swimming); Laundry Scenes; Blatant Pornography; Olestra; Dianetics; Mike Jittlov; Eschatology; Adult Themes and Situations; "Meddling Kids"; Earthquake Preparedness; Disc Jockeys with Really Annoying Voices that they Learned at the Columbia School of Broadcasting; Parental Supervision; Akashic Records; Ungulate Sexuality; Calista Flockhart's Frighteningly Sharp Collar Bones; Messianic Subtext; Unnecessary Roger Corman-esque Boob Shots; Freemasonry; Reasonably Cheap Masonry; Vibrator Jokes; and Allusions which Border on Flagrant Copyright Infringement."