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Umpteenth Customer
Congratulations! You're the one millionth customer of Honest John's Dealership! Or maybe you're the ten thousandth customer of the Malt Shop! Or maybe it's just an ordinary shop in an ordinary mall. Well, either way. YOU are the lucky person that's a milestone of their history—you are their hundredth/thousandth/millionth/billionth customer, and what better way to show their appreciation than to give you this random item?

Expect a shower of confetti and balloons when this occurs, almost as if it was a birthday party. Which it technically is, just for the company.

In reality, for the very very very VERY few places that actually do this, it'll simply be something small like a commemorative pen or badge. In media, however, this item (or series of items) will be something either extravagant or extremely desired—so, the conflict of the episode will sometimes either be resolved by or revolve around this item. Of course, sometimes it's not the item that drives the plot — it's the event itself, especially when its appearance can be a hindrance to the recipient.note 

Examples:

Advertising
  • Spoofed in this '70s ad for Volkswagen.
  • Also spoofed in this Ally Bank commercial.

Anime & Manga
  • Zig Zagged a bit in the Megaman NT Warrior manga. There's a scene where Lan is told he's the one millionth customer of a restaurant, so he won a free helicopter ride as a prize. At this point, he and his friend Chaud are on the run from the government because of Megaman's new powers, which they fear. Once Lan goes up in the helicopter, he reveals that he knows that this whole "millionth customer" was a sham, and that this is an attempt to kidnap him and draw Megaman out, but he's willing to do it so that he'll see Megaman again. Immediately turned around, as he really has won the trip and this is a genuine prize, and the pilot has no idea who Lan is.

Comics
  • In a Peanuts Sunday Strip, Charlie Brown goes to the movie theater because it's offering free candy bars to the first 1,500 children in line. He lets Lucy cut ahead of him...and she, naturally, turns out to be #1,500.
  • A Running Gag in Archie Comics seems to be that Jughead would always be this whether it's a restaurant or a grocery store. Thanks to Juggie being a Big Eater, chances are those stores would wind up bankrupt at the end of the day.

Fan Fic

Film
  • In Amazon Women on the Moon, a boy who goes to a drug store to buy condoms (discreetly) for his date not only wins a prize...but becomes their spokesman, much to his horror.
  • In How to Marry a Millionaire, a philandering married businessman attempts to drive his would-be paramour into Manhattan, via an out-of-the-way route so that nobody in his social circle will see them. While crossing the George Washington Bridge, the couple are intercepted by a group of motorcycle cops...who led them straight to a waiting crowd of reporters and photographers, ready to publicize them for occupying the five millionth vehicle to cross the bridge.

Literature
  • Inverted in A Song For Arbonne by Guy Gavriel Kay, where every ninth person to enter an inn during the beginning-of-book festival gets thrown in a dunk tank. (Ultimately the joke's on the innkeeper — his regulars filled the dunk tank with his champagne...)

Live-Action Television
  • In Doctor Who episode "Delta and the Bannermen", it begins with the TARDIS being the umpteenth vehicle to pass through a hyperspace tollbooth; not only is the toll waived, the Doctor and Mel are awarded free places in an alien tour group going to visit 1950s Earth.
  • In Kamen Rider Decade, Tsukasa ends up getting a choice of wife, a modeling job, a gig as a manager, and more simply for being an umpteenth customer. Turns out it was all a plot to make him love the world and stay.
  • Parodied in a Mitchell And Webb sketch, in which a group of eccentric businessmen wait for the millionth visitor to their website, only to find that he completely ignored all the banner ads and pop-ups telling him this.
  • In Psych, one of the cold opens begin with young Shawn as the one millionth customer of a super market.
  • One Supernatural episode involves a rabbit's foot that grants increasingly good luck until it is lost, at which point it grants increasingly bad luck that ends with death. During the good luck run, Sam wins free meals for life at a restaurant. While eating, he loses the foot to a savvy thief. As Sam's luck turns bad, some people are out to kill him—those who can't find him see the press release of his award and know immediately where he is.
  • Trigger Happy TV once set up a "Millionth Customer" extravaganza outside an adult bookstore and surprised one of the unsuspecting chaps leaving the shop. Said customer hauled ass rather quickly after that.
    • Another sketch had them set before they entered the shop, saying they had 60 seconds to pick all the groceries they could and take them away for free. Of course by the time they came back everybody had left.
  • The Tonight Show: One magician was doing tricks disguised as a supermarket cashier. One of his tricks was to declare someone the millionth customer, then take down a large box with the prize. The box would contain exactly what the customer was purchasing.
  • A Laverne and Shirley episode has Laverne becoming a supermarket's one millionth customer and winning a free shopping spree.
  • A Dennis the Menace episode revolves around Mr. Wilson attempting to become the 50,000th customer at a drugstore to win a shopping spree. Dennis ends up beating him out, naturally.
  • One episode of Newhart had a subplot in which the Inn was one customer away from being a certain-milestone number.
  • In the first part of the Married... with Children two-part episode "You Better Shop Around", the Bundys take refuge in the local Foodies supermarket after their cheap air conditioner shorts out power for the entire neighborhood. After being threatened with eviction by the store's owner for loitering, Al cuts in line in front of Marcy in order to buy a stick of gum, surprisingly making him the store's millionth customer and entitling him to a $1,000 shopping spree. Marcy challenges Al's claim since he cut in line, so the owner declares a contest: both the Bundys and the D'Arcys get the shopping spree, but only the first family to finish with $1,000 in groceries gets to keep it.

Music
  • The "Weird Al" Yankovic song "Hardware Store":
    And they're doing a promotional stunt
    They got a big purple sign out front that says
    Every twenty-seventh customer will get a ball-peen hammer free!

Video Games
  • In Simon the Sorcerer 2, a tattooist gives a free tattoo to his 100th customer. Since your character has no money, you need to talk another character to going first so that you can get the tattoo done free.
  • In The Last Story, following a fortune teller's advice to visit a certain shop on your first day in the city will reveal you to be the owner's 1000th customer, netting you your first equipment upgrade on the house.
  • Happens in a New Quack City level in Fur Fighters. Where the player enteres a gun store and is given 60 seconds to run around collecting ammo and new weapons.

Western Animation
  • In one episode of Arthur, Arthur picks up a Sci-Fi Shoot 'em Up video game from a store simply for being an umpteenth customer. His life promptly goes down the drain as he struggles with addiction to the game.
  • Happens from time to time to Donald Duck's extremely lucky cousin Gladstone.
  • In "Doug's Lost Weekend", the eponymous character enters what looks like a video game store and looks around, only to discover that he's the one millionth customer and has won a Super Pretendo. Of course, this was the setup for the episode's Aesop.
  • On SpongeBob SquarePants, a customer gets this for giving Mr. Krabs his millionth dollar earned. He gets no prize; he and the others just get thrown out so that Krabs can enjoy the dollar in peace. He does reward his workers, though... with a fishing trip. The guy who gave him the dollar didn't even get his food. Krabs basically stole from him.
  • In The Weekenders, Carver orders from the snack vendor and won some prizes for being being the one millionth customer. Tino asks for napkins and end up being the one million and first customer. He won two passes to their favorite band which leads to the episode's plot deciding who to take to the concert.
  • In The Simpsons, Homer bought the one millionth ice cream cone resulting in him appearing on Kent Brockman's talk show.
  • On Daria, the eponymous character was the 10,000th customer at the Doo Dad Shop, which sells various novelties. She was dismayed by this, as she wouldn't have gone without a certificate.

Real Life
  • A great many pop-up/banner ads on the Internet will say, "Congratulations! You are the one millionth visitor! Click here to claim your prize!" (Protip: don't click these.)


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