A Completely Cool, Multi-Purpose MovieTrue Stories
is a Mockumentary
starring and directed by Talking Heads
frontman David Byrne. Byrne plays a Wide-Eyed Idealist
who visits the fictional town of Virgil, Texas for its Sesquicentennial of the founding of the town and the state of Texas.
This film provides examples of:
- Author Appeal: The film features 50 sets of twins. Why? David Byrne wanted them.
- The Bear: Louis Fyne (John Goodman) states numerous times he has a very consistent "panda bear" shape.
- Blatant Lies: Signature trope of the aptly-named Lying Woman. For example, she claims to have dated the real Rambo and wrote "Billy Jean" as well as half of Elvis Presley's songs.
- Brain Bleach: Perhaps the nicest, most idealistic example of the Trope, in which the Narrator says near the end of the film that he wants to forget everything he saw - because it's so nice to experience Virgil again as if for the first time.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Oh, a few candidates, but the aforementioned Lying Woman's lies are downright artistic. Such as on her date with Louis:
Louis, darlin', listen, I'll tell you somethin' if you promise not to tell another livin' soul. Now, I'd never tell this to anybody else, but I believe that part of my extra-psychic ability's connected up with the fact that I was born with a tail. Little ol' bitty hairy thing about that long - had it surgically removed when I was just five years old. My Momma kept it in a fruit jar, up in the medicine cabinet, right between the 4-Way Cold Tablets and the monkey blood. I'd get up every morning - first thing I'd go in there in the bathroom brush my teeth and stare at my own tail at the same time. Now, somethin' like that can give you power - and that's the truth. Then Momma got a wild hair one Sunday and she decided to go make a lot of money off of it, you know. Took it out to a big ol' swap meet and sold it to Lyndon Johnson
's top Secret Service agent. And he told a good personal friend of mine that he was gonna sell it for even more money to the Smithsonian Institution. Shoot, he might as well, it wouldn't do him any good. It wasn't HIS tail!
- Conspiracy Kitchen Sink: The Preacher who sings, "Puzzling Evidence".
You know how the Governor campaigned to get the FCC here? Do you know what their goal is? Well, Elvis
did! Artificial intelligence!
Robots! They'd like that, wouldn't they? Yes, sir! Sleep! Sleep!
- Everyone Calls Him Barkeep: Quite a few characters are called "The Lying Woman", "The Computer Guy", "The Cute Woman", and so forth.
- Impossibly Tacky Clothes / Nice Hat: The Trope Codifier. It has a fashion show of nothing but Impossibly Tacky Clothes. Suits made of grass turf is just the starter. Ends with bridal gowns with headpieces about a dozen feet high - one causes a poor old woman to topple off the stage. Has to be seen to be believed.
- Moment Killer:
The Computer Guy: People at work must think I'm going nuts, though.
Girlfriend: Well, if this is being nuts, then I don't ever want to be sane.
Girlfriend: Oh... did you fart?
- Mundane Made Awesome: The town celebrates the anniversary as "150 Years of Specialness."
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: That's band member Jerry Harrison pretending to be Prince.
- Pop Culture Osmosis: The band Radiohead takes its name from the song of the same name in the film.
- Quirky Town: Pretty much the entire theme of the film is just how quirky one town can be.
- Rags to Riches: The woman whose stocks in VariCorp skyrocketed just as computers became a major business.
- Society Marches On: Shockingly, no. The film is not dated at all. Even when Earl Culver (played by Spalding Gray) talks about his employees, Does This Remind You of Anything?
Earl: (Computer engineers) don't work for money anymore, but to earn a place in heaven, which was a big motivating factor once upon a time, believe you me. They are working and inventing because they like it! Economics has become a spiritual thing. I must admit it frightens me a little bit. They don't seem to see the difference between working and not working. It's all become a part of one's life. Linda! Larry! There's no concept of weekends anymore!
- Talking Heads: No, no, not David Byrne's band - the film itself is mostly characters just chatting away when they're not singing.
- Tastes Like Diabetes: In-universe, The Cute Woman just goes batshit crazy over cute and fluffy things. When Louis describes his song on a date with her, she remarks the song is "kinda sad", and that ruins the date.
- Vindicated by Cable: HBO was very good to the film.
- Wide-Eyed Idealist: Byrne's character Up to Eleven. For example, he gazes at some ugly tract housing and muses, "Who's to say it's not beautiful?" When he points at the VariCorp facility, he comments it's a convenient shape - a box.
- Your Mind Makes It Real: Sort of. The credits close with the line: "IF YOU CAN THINK OF IT, IT EXISTS SOMEWHERE"